Chapter 31: Zhang Daoren's Diary of a Sick Visit (1)
Chapter 31 Zhang Daoren's Diary of a Sick Visit (1)
Nezha has entered the Floating Flower Palace again.
When Zhang Daoren, the Immortal Monarch, heard the news, he was so anxious that he rushed to the Floating Flower Palace.
If you don't hurry up, you can't do it, you miss this kind of good show, and I don't know when you have to wait for the next time, the days of the fairy world are so boring, I just demolished hundreds of border posts of the Emperor of Heaven and burned down I don't know how many immortal palaces and temples forced the people of the heavenly court to dare not take a step out of the Nine Heavens, and now I have nothing to do, I have to have some fun.
"Tut-tut, rare guests are really rare guests, who is the great god of the Three Altars of the Sea Society planted this time? It's the third time you've entered the Floating Flower Palace this month, right? Does Floating Flower want to give your frequent customer a different VIP package? At least you're going to have to book this bed for a long time, right? Zhang Daoren surrounded the hospital bed with a face full of surprise, "tsk" sounded, as if he was looking at something to cherish and protect animals.
Nezha's injury is almost the same as last time, he was put down by the Buddha and couldn't speak, Zhang Daoren laughed and let his mouth open, anyway, the floating flower fairy didn't arrive There is only a little doctor fairy guarding the bed, he is injured and can't pay it back, why don't you hurry up and take advantage of the danger to say a good time? .
"Where the hell can chase the famous Immortal King like this? Isn't chasing him more scary than a ghost? But this time Zhang Daoren really made a mistake, and once again he was put down by Buddha Guang and sent to the Floating Flower Palace for comfort, and the cold-faced little Nezha laughed at it, and there was also a set, the knife was swishing, and where it hurt, it hurt.
In the past, the most coquettish and burnt bag Xiaoyao Xianjun did not appear very well today, his face was pale, his clothes were disheveled, his hair was messy, and he looked like a refugee who had been chased by a magnified wolf dog for dozens of kilometers.
If he usually appeared in this appearance, how many little fairies could escape his merry trap!
Nezha looked at the side, there was only one little fairy, and it was a pity. Think about it, forget it, it's good to have this little fairy with a gentle demeanor and a shy smile, and even the medicine that comes over is particularly delicious, it's good to see it, the ideological education work has a long way to go, and it can be one more, Zhang Daoren's image can be more of a little fairy, and if you see it, there will be less of a little fairy who will be deceived.
"Go, go, how do you speak?" Zhang Daoren actually had times when he was embarrassed to be stabbed in the wound, so he waved his hand like a fly away.
"I know when I look at you like a bear, it's Yaochi?" You came to see me lively, and Nezha didn't plan to save face for Zhang Daoren.
It's all mixed up in the sky, who doesn't know who is at that point? The carefree Xianjun, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, was paraded through the streets by his sister-in-law Our Lady of Yaochi, but it has always been a reserved program for them, and they can know what the situation is at a glance.
"Take your medicine and go, go back to the rebellious children who want to rebel against their fathers and are easily suppressed are not qualified to say this, Lao Tzu Zai Xiong is still upright now, can you do it? Angry? What can you do with me when you're angry? Have the ability to stand up and hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me! ”
It's a pity that I can't give much hope to Xiaoyao Xianjun's face that is the culmination of the whole body defense, just a little red and lost, and when I turn my head, I can spray a bunch of gossip, and there is no impact at all. Anyway, Nezha, a guy who moves faster than his mouth, actually only lets his mouth cannon and doesn't do it, so there must be something really wrong. Besides, it's all reserved programs, and they already know how long Nezha has to lie down.
Anyway, Nezha can't stand up, even if he stands up, he can't recover his strength for the time being, and even if he recovers, he can't beat him in the weakening period, Zhang Daoren can completely enjoy teasing without pressure.
It's a pity that he made another mistake this time.
"Whew!" Nezha suddenly jumped up, and with a single move of his hand, he released three heads and six arms, dancing in a circle of Qiankun, waving a fire-tipped spear aimed at the face of Xiaoyao Xianjun.
"Ahh
Zhang Daoren, who was completely defenseless, was so strong that he used his face to receive a set of three consecutive blows from Nezha, and when he landed, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his nose bleeded into a rainbow bridge, and the sound was still echoing in the air for a long time.
"I'm grass! How did you recover so quickly this time? ”
"Didn't you want me to hit me? Such a cheap request, for so many years, I have never heard a second person mention it! Not satisfying you are all a crime! No thanks, helping others is the virtue that every immortal should have, and it is everyone's obligation to meet your requirements for such a gesture! ”
Feng Shui takes turns, who wouldn't be cheap? has been suppressed for a long time, and once indulged, the cold-faced little Langjun turned out to be more talkative than the prodigal nobleman.
"Grass! If you hadn't sneaked up on me, you would have hit me? Xiaoyao Xianjun was not convinced, and wanted to jump up and continue, but it was originally of a similar level, and if he lost the first move, he could only be suppressed, not to mention that he didn't even take out his weapon.
"Do you blame me for your own request?" Nezha is in a very comfortable mood now, every time he is injured, as long as this Zhang Cheap is there, he will definitely come to put a few words of mouth cannon, he has wanted to fight back for a long time!
It's over, it's a shame.
Zhang Daoren did not give up resistance, even if he would rather lose 1,000 himself than kill 800 enemies in action, but he still had nothing to love in his heart. The cultivation is almost the same, after so many years of intercourse, the ripe can no longer be cooked, and if he loses the first hand, even if Nezha who can scratch his face is more seriously injured, this fight is still lost by him in the final analysis.
He could already imagine how those dead people with no conscience would laugh at him!
But at this time, he heard a thin, anxious voice: "Stop fighting, don't fight, okay?" ”
A miracle happened! In the entire fairy world, except for the master Taiyi Zhenren, Nezha, who didn't buy even his father's and brother's face, really stopped!
Nezha grabbed Zhang Daoren's bun with his backhand and knocked it to the ground, turned over and stood up: "For Jingyi's sake, this time it's cheaper for you." ”
Quiet? It is instinct for immortals to never forget, Zhang Daoren naturally remembers the little immortal who had just risen to stand out at the Sifan banquet that shocked the immortal world not long ago, and it was called Jingyi Fairy. But such a little girl actually has this face, so that Nezha, who can kill her own father with hot blood, stops?
Zhang Daoren didn't get up, just lay on the ground and adjusted a handsome posture, and as soon as he lifted his bangs, a pair of peach blossom eyes began to discharge: "Thank you for the fairy's kind words, if there is no fairy to help, I am afraid that I will not be able to easily retreat." ”
Ignoring Nezha, who was so disgusting that he was about to vomit, Zhang Daoren's gaze fell on the little fairy who had been standing in the corner.
Dignified and bright facial features, bumpy figure, although there are a little signs of change, but it is not obvious. Immortals, especially medical immortals, it is normal to cover up some stains on their clothes that can't be removed and cover them up with immortal arts. The most special thing is that she is obviously an adult woman's mature eyebrows and eyes, but she has the innocence and innocence of a girl who is not deeply involved in the world, her face is slightly red, her smile is shy, and she even speaks softly. It's completely different from the fire-breathing female tyrannosaurus that disguised Lori as Fuhua!
Thanks to the good memory of the immortals, he still remembers very clearly that not long ago he dug a pit for her on the flat ground of the Shifting Palace, and after a period of selective amnesia, Zhang Daoren's brain twitched, and some words were directly squeezed out of his throat: "Hey, aren't you the girl who fell on the flat ground in the Shifting Palace?" Others fall while walking, but you can fall while standing! Little sister, can you fall now? Do you want my brother to help you? ”
Nezha no longer holds a grudge against Zhang Daoren, but sympathizes with him.
That's it! I don't know how I died when I died! Even if that girl has a good temperament, she can't bear it! Don't you know that the doctor who saves people's lives can't be offended like the evil gods who want people's lives?
Nezha waited to see how he died.
Unexpectedly, the girl who was cowardly and looked at everyone first smiled and nodded, and her lethality was even more powerful than he imagined!
I saw Ziyue's face dazed, with innocent eyes: "I didn't want to help you!" I'm just worried about what if you break the bottles and cans here? It's very expensive. ”