Chapter 94: Sister: My Pot
The younger sister lay down next to her sister, and also took out her mobile phone, and then typed a few words into the search box of the browser:
"How to treat lazy cancer?"
Du Niang's experience gives a one-page approach.
The first method is to cultivate good living habits, her sister's previous habits are still very good, so Yu Qian's goal is to help her sister regain healthy habits.
The second way is to make a plan.
Yu Qian took a note from her sister's desk and planned a plan in a small notebook.
Start with the small things around you, let her sister sweep the floor, stir-fry, wash dishes, and dress herself......
Yu Ran'er heard the movement, glanced at it lightly with her afterglow, and saw what her sister wrote in the small notebook, and her eyebrows jumped wildly.
Sweeping, stir-frying, and washing dishes!
Even let her get dressed by hand!
Isn't this asking for Yu Ran'er's life, she will never agree.
Then Yu Ran'er raised his hand and screamed, "Cockroaches! ”
"Where?" When my sister heard this, she immediately turned her head to look in the direction that Yu Ran'er was pointing.
In this direction is Yu Ran'er's wardrobe, the floor is empty, and the wardrobe door is also locked, could it be that cockroaches have slipped into the wardrobe?
It was also at this time that the weight on Yu Qian's palm was much lighter, and her sister turned around to find that the small book had disappeared.
Next to him, Yu Ran'er was holding a black leather notebook in his hand, holding a signature pen and swiping quickly, seeing that there were four more lines on the page of the small book.
"Well, your little notebook." Yu Ran'er checked it again, and returned it after no mistakes or omissions.
My sister looked at the four lines of the small book, and her heart was broken.
Sweeping, stir-frying, washing dishes, dressing, all line-up!
Is this what it means to rely on my sister for the rest of my life?
My sister's heart warmed slightly, and then she shook her head and shook off this unrealistic idea.
Forget it, I'll take notes when I get back to my room.
Yu Qian continued to look at her phone, the third method is material incentives, but she has no financial ability, and she relies on her sister for material rewards or something.
So does verbal encouragement count?
The younger sister glanced at her sister with her peripheral vision, looking at the lazy appearance that was not impressed, presumably verbal encouragement was not practical.
Fourth, be with hard-working people and gradually become diligent.
Yu Qian felt that she was already very diligent, but her sister was not only imperceptibly influenced by her, but also influenced Yu Qian to be lazy herself.
Lazy girl, it's really terrible, even if you're lazy, it also affects the people around you to have a little lazy thoughts.
Fortunately, Yu Qian is diligent and will never be lazy easily.
After reading Du Niang's experience, my sister pulled to the bottom and saw the relevant experience methods, and the first row read: "What should I do if the other half is too lazy?" ”
Yu Qian didn't have a partner yet, but she couldn't hold back her curiosity and subconsciously clicked in.
First, the three chapters of the covenant.
But does this really work?
My sister touched her chin and silently drew a big red cross in her heart.
The second is the agitation method, maybe she can try it.
Yu Qian looked sideways at Yu Ran'er, coughed, imagined a super vicious expression in her mind, put on a face that she thought was super fierce, and threatened:
"Sister, you are a big fool, you are incompetent in life, you can't even cook rice and stir-fry!"
However, Yu Ran'er didn't even move her head, and while reading the novel intently, she affirmed: "Well, you're right, go stir-fry, I'm hungry." ”
Ignoring her super fierce face, her expression was all in vain!
"......" Yu Qian felt that all her strength was on the cotton.
My sister was very angry and puffed out her cheeks to look at her phone.
The third way is not to clean up the house, until the other half feels that the environment is extremely dirty, and you can clean up together and slowly develop habits.
Dirty to the extreme?
Yu Qian can't do it, she likes a clean family, she doesn't like dirty ground, once she sees the dirty ground, she has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and she can't wait to clean it up immediately.
And her sister usually doesn't litter, and the snacks she eats are thrown into the trash, so the environment at home is almost never dirty.
No problem, the third way is to draw a red cross directly.
The fourth is the incentive method, which clicks off directly and does not need to be explained.
The fifth is the last method, and Yu Qian was stunned when she saw this method.
I saw that the last column reads:
"When all the above methods are useless, your other half is deeply affected by salted fish disease to the extent of being terminally ill, and has been used to serving since childhood, this is all the family's pot, at this time, you can invite his (her) family to come and live with them, so that they can continue to serve."
It turns out that all the methods above are fake, and only the last sentence is the essence.
It was this sentence that made Yu Qian realize why her sister was so lazy.
It turned out that all this was her pot - from Yu Qian's accommodation!
After comprehending the reason, Yu Qian felt very self-blaming, it turned out that her sister was so lazy, all because of her.
It was also at this time that Yu Ran'er suddenly felt something, glanced at it, and saw the content on her sister's mobile phone.
Search box: "What to do when your significant other is too lazy?" ”
The following is the final method of the bottom bar, she saw the key words such as "salted fish disease", "terminally ill", and "continued to be served by the family", and the smart Yu Ran'er instantly understood the meaning of this content.
Du Niang specializes in treating lazy and incurable diseases?
Yu Ran'er's face changed slightly, she was puzzled about how her sister was nervous just now, it turned out that her sister was affected by these chaotic experiences.
She can't say that it's just a messy hug, hugging her sister's thin waist and shaking.
"It's useless for you to hold me and sell cuteness, go stir-fry." My sister pushed her face with her backhand, but unfortunately her sister's hand was too firm and she couldn't push it away.
"I don't."
The two were in a stalemate for a while, Yu Ran'er still hugged her sister, and her sister still pushed her face, and the two did not compromise half-step.
The younger sister stared, with a touch of determination in her eyes, and she was bound to turn her sister into a hard-working girl.
Yu Ran'er also stared, with a firm intention in her eyes, and she was determined to defend the principle of a lazy girl.
The scene fell silent.
Three minutes later, my sister blinked and muttered, "It's so tiring to stare at ......"
"So you go stir-fry." Yu Ran'er's eyes were also tired, so she lay on the bed and closed her eyes to rest.
"Next time, it's your turn to stir-fry!" My sister said indignantly.
Yu Qian couldn't glare at Yu Ran'er, and after getting out of bed and stomping on the floor, she decided to persuade her next time.
Yu Ran'er secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued to read her novels.
As for the next stir-fry?
Impossible!