Chapter Twenty-Nine: Cooking
My neighbor Totoro said that he had to think about it, although he knew that if he was naturalized, he would play for the country and not for the basketball association, but he was still very unhappy to see some moths get some of his own benefits from it.
Just as Totoro turned off the TV, a thick puff of black smoke suddenly came out of the kitchen of his apartment! A smoke alarm that then says "Dididi"!
"Hold the grass, what's the situation!"
My Neighbor Totoro was so frightened that he bounced off the couch and ran towards the kitchen at the speed of his 100-meter charge, which would have been very gratifying if Adelman had been present at the moment, because a small forward player with this rate could count a slap in the league.
As soon as the door was opened, the "fireproof" sprinkler head installed on the roof of the kitchen sprinkled water with a "poof", and suddenly drenched Totoro, who had just arrived inside and didn't know anything about the situation.
Of course, there is also the unlucky Ivy who doesn't know what to do inside.......
The fire on the stove was extinguished by water, and the Chinese rushed to the side to turn off the gas main valve first, and then ran to the other side to open the floor-to-ceiling window for ventilation, and then breathed a long sigh of relief.
"What are you doing? Set fire to the house? ”
My Neighbor Totoro's face was very unkind, it was good that he was at home, otherwise it would be fun to wait until he came back from the arena one day to see a circle of firefighters in front of his apartment.
"Hey, what kind of attitude do you have, why are you so fierce! I didn't set it on fire, I was just cooking! ”
The blonde sister retorted without showing weakness, Ivy looks much worse than My Neighbor Totoro, because I don't know if it's smoky, her face is black, blue, red, and it's similar to singing in Peking Opera, and it must be those who play bad guys, good guys don't have so much makeup.
Since Ivy and Lufa are now in the stage of looking for a job, they can't afford to pay the rent during this time, so at Totoro's suggestion, they are doing housework every day to "pay off debts".
Originally, I saw two curvaceous cuties serving as maids for myself, and My Neighbor Totoro said that he was still quite happy in his heart, and he didn't want to pay a salary, just eat and live, where can I find such a cheap thing in this world?
But now when Totoro looks at the messy kitchen, he still regrets it very much, is this TM called cooking? There is really no free lunch in the world, if she continues to be a cook, Totoro is worried that she may not be able to hold on to the day when the revolution succeeds, and she will have to meet Grandpa Mao because of various accidents...........
"Are you sure you call this rice?"
.“ What are you doing! I've never cooked at home before, I'm already serious about learning, and this won't happen in the future! ”
Ivy looked at the "miserable" appearance around and was a little embarrassed to refute, originally she was the eldest lady of the family before she ran away from home, but now it is a little difficult for her to do all kinds of housework.
Originally, she had studied very seriously, which was something that she didn't dare to imagine before, but she was criticized by the other party for working so hard, and the blonde sister who felt wronged was deflated, and tears were about to flow down her eyes.
My Neighbor Totoro doesn't look at it like this, you eat mine and use mine, obviously you made a mess of the kitchen, I said what's wrong with you? I didn't use any heavy words, why are you crying, what? Isn't it amazing that you're a girl!
But even if he was not happy in his heart, seeing the other party sobbing, Totoro's mouth still softened.
"Okay, okay, you go out, don't go into the kitchen to cook in the future, just help Lufa do other chores at home."
My Neighbor Totoro sighed, and said in his heart that the eldest lady is trouble, she can't do anything and can't scold, this Nima is really aggrieved.
"But, but I don't cook, what are we going to eat at night?"
"I'll do it, I'm afraid if you keep doing it, you'll blow up the kitchen later."
"yes, that's great, I'll go outside and clean up first, I'll leave it to you here!"
Ivy immediately stopped crying when she heard this, her expression instantly became wide-eyebrowed, and she swayed out of the kitchen humming a small tune.
Seeing the other party's back so cheerful, and then looking at the mess in the kitchen, Totoro couldn't help but sigh again.
Mom, who is the owner of this place and who lives here for nothing? Why do you always feel like you've got your script reversed........
In the evening, Lufa went out shopping and returned, and Totoro finally cleaned up the miserable situation in the kitchen and finished making dinner.
This is a simple four-dish soup, mapo tofu, farmhouse stir-fried pork, dried bamboo shoots and mushrooms, braised chicken wings and a pork rib soup, which is a home-cooked dish that thousands of families eat every day in China.
But in the eyes of the two American girls, this is the delicacy of the world!
The Chinese nation has a long history of 5,000 years, and its food culture is even more broad and profound, but I don't know why, the promotion of Chinese food to the outside world is not good, and many foreigners do not know China's food culture.
My neighbor Totoro said that his cooking skills can only be regarded as elementary in the Great Heavenly Empire, and can only be regarded as an entry, but the dishes he makes with his three-legged cat kung fu make the two girls eat like starving ghosts reincarnated, which shows how lethal Chinese food is.
Look at Ivy's monkey anxious appearance with two chicken wings stuffed into her mouth and two chicken wings in her hand, My Neighbor Totoro really wants to ask her Aren't you a graphic model? Are you really not afraid of getting out of shape when you eat like this?
And Lufa is quiet and quiet, but you can't see the previous Sven on the dining table, the fragrant dried and pork rib soup is a bowl of drinking, and the food is like a lady.....
"It's delicious!"
"How is it so delicious, I've never eaten anything so delicious!"
Seeing them take a bite to amaze, Totoro said in his heart that it is rare and strange, and then just as he was about to move his chopsticks, the Chinese immediately found himself tragic.
He prepared this meal according to his own amount of food and the amount of food of two ordinary women, but under the extraordinary performance of Ivy and Lufa, Totoro actually didn't have enough to eat?!
Is this TM still a thing!