Chapter 159: System VS Mecha, Small Body Has Big Power
Early that morning, the system curled up under the covers like a kitten, when a slender figure approached and grabbed its tail and lifted it upside down (history is always strikingly similar).
"Hmm......" The system opened her eyes again in a daze, and saw an upside-down girl with long black hair and purple eyes and a cold face.
“…… Flame Demon? Flame Demon spares your life, didn't I lock you up and demonize you...... Don't let me bear the curse! "The system again (why do I say again?) Desperately trying to escape, but soon she sensed that something was wrong and immediately broke free and flew into the air.
"Okay, it's your host again, I'll just say how Xiao Meiyan can appear in the Pokémon world!"
"Really, this time they are obviously perfectly disguised." Seeing the helpless stall hand who was pretending to be seen through "Xiao Meiyan", sure enough, her body began to glow black, and soon changed back to Diemei's appearance.
"Counting the first few times, this is the third time you've scared the system, hum!" Seeing that it was really Diemei, the system was very dissatisfied with her hands and turned to ignore her.
“…… It seems like you once mistook me for the girl who likes to eat three bees, right? Diemei asked, touching her hair.
"The surname of bee-eater is not that I like to eat three bees, how many times do I have to say it before you remember it." The system turned around and wiped the cold sweat off the top of her head, how could Diemei also have a fault in the memory of this product like that actor.
"Could it be...... When I first scanned my brain, I scanned something that shouldn't have been scanned? And then accidentally added some negative effects when adding to the hairstyle? The system turned around again and began muttering.
"System, what are you talking about?"
"Oh, nothing, nothing, the host is not going to serve this princess for dinner...... I'm going to eat chocolate strawberry cake. ”
“…… Just put it on the table and get it yourself. ”
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"出会えてよかった,キミに決めてほんと良かった——" (ringtone)
After being full of water and food, when Diemei was about to help the dark team change their minds and become a new person, the mobile phone suddenly rang at an inopportune time.
"Hey good daughter, do you miss your mother?" After the phone was connected, the projection of Diemei's mother appeared on the screen, and sure enough, no one called except for her mother.
"Mom, you look like you're happy?" Diemei looked at Diemei's mother on the screen with some confusion, and she almost danced as if she was very happy.
"That's right, that's right, because your grandma has something, she can't come to the Miyaluo Continent for the time being, that is to say...... Oh alive~" Speaking of this, Diemei's mother actually smiled from ear to ear, looking uh...... It's like a neuropathy.
"It's really disappointing to think my mother will be ...... I mean, what's going on with Grandma? ”
"I'll tell you quietly." Diemei's mother looked left and right and then leaned closer to the screen: "Someone in the Sosis Islands has seen three new Ultimate Beasts, and Mom is investigating this as the former Queen of the Islands...... It's a good thing your mother hasn't been back lately, otherwise she would have been attacked by them again. ”
"Uh...... Mom and the Ultimate Beast ......"
"Good daughter, you don't know." Diemei's mother leaned closer to the screen again: "Recently, when your cousin checked the temperature gauge in Hanfeng Town, she found that there was a moment of minus 50 degrees Celsius late one night, what do you say is going on?" ”
"I want to think about it...... Maybe it's a sudden change in climate? ”
"Good daughter, you see that the situation outside is so bad now, you better hurry home and let your mother teach you to perform in competitions, so it's safer." The so-called easy to change nature is difficult to change, and without saying a few words, Diemei's mother decisively changed the topic to an acting competition.
"Humph! Mom still dares to mention the acting competition? Hearing the sensitive word, Diemei suddenly turned her face up: "You once lied to me that you could get additional prizes by collecting all the five-color flower badges, but in fact, there is no such thing at all!" ”
"Uh...... This one...... Good daughter, listen to your mother's explanation...... "Diemei's mother realized something, and fine beads of sweat began to appear on the top of her head.
"No need to explain!" Diemei turned around and ignored her mother: "Originally, your daughter planned to reluctantly participate in a few more performance competitions to comfort her mother...... Cough! But a lie from my mother has blown up the rainbow bridge leading to my daughter's performance stage, so I won't participate in the acting competition in the future, it's all your own doing! ”
"Nani?!" Hearing this, Diemei's mother instantly turned pale with lightning and thunder behind her, hesitated to say something, and finally hung up the phone with a wilt, looking quite pitiful.
"Uh-huh...... This way, you won't hear your mom talk about acting competitions for at least a week. Diemei looked back and saw that the phone was hung up, and her face suddenly showed a wicked smile that had succeeded in her treacherous plan - so women are born actors.
After "suppressing" her mother, Diemei began to carry out her daily life: cultivating the two Pokémon she had just gotten her hands on, and there was always time to entertain them as for the Dark Team or something.
The ability value of the stupid fish before evolution can be said to be miserable, so Diemei decided to let it evolve and then conduct special training, as for the evolution method, Diemei chose the method of improving its beauty, so she fed it blue muffins and energy cubes every day, but the progress was not ideal - how much food can a fish eat and eat a little food to be full.
As for the cultivation of the lazy man, it went relatively smoothly, because its level was already very high when it arrived, so it quickly evolved into a hyperactive ape, and then Diemei let it carry the immutable stone, and used its characteristic of refusing to stop at that moment to let it participate in a lot of special training at one time - if it evolved into a leave of absence king and then trained...... If you think about it, you will definitely not be so industrious, and even if you participate in training at that time, you will definitely be training for a while and taking a break for a while, which is simply a waste of time.
"Host, this system has updated the list of achievements, you can click on it to take a look." Seeing that Diemei had nothing to do after feeding the stupid fish, the system jumped out decisively to sell cuteness.
"Oh?" Diemei was surprised for a second and then clicked on the achievement according to the system's prompts, and a lot of achievement rewards popped up at once:
"Achievement: Demolition Master! Destroy the base of the evil organization without blinking an eye, and award the culprit who razed the entire base to the ground. Reward: Evil Gem ×30"
"Achievement: 10,000 Slashes! The achievements of the blonde demon who mercilessly tortured and killed tens of thousands of members of the Dark Team, leaving them with a psychological shadow. Reward: Base Bomb ×N"
"Achievement: Fluttershy Beauty! Activates one of the other forms. Reward: ×3000 Coins"
"Achievement: Acting Genius! The first time I participated in the performance competition, I won it. Reward: Ribbon ×5"
"Achievement: Pokémon 20th Anniversary! Participate in the Pokémon 20th Anniversary event. Reward: Diamond ×20"
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"Nani?" Diemei looked at some malicious achievements with an expressionless face: "I always feel that the evil index in our body has increased by ......"
"Lovely host." I don't know what plot was triggered, and the system suddenly slowly floated into the air and made a masterful demeanor standing with his hands in his hands: "Hurry up and let those dark team members wake up, abandon the darkness and turn to the light, this system will give you strength." ”
"Uh...... How do I feel like something hasn't been right with you lately? ”
"Don't care about these details, the world needs you to save it, and in the name of true love, the host system gives you endless power."
“…… Have you not taken any medicine lately? ”
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“…… What are you studying, host, last time you swore that you were going to turn the dark team upside down. The system was lying on the table with a PSP pressed around, and from time to time looked up at Diemei who was reading a book.
"If you want to attack it, you have to find a good target." Diemei raised her head and helped the flat glasses she was wearing: "According to Miss Ben's observation, only demolishing those ordinary bases can't shake their foundations at all, so we have to pick important bases to demolish and make them feel fear...... I mean give them a chance to mend their ways and get back to the shore. ”
“…… In fact, you've shaken their foundations, and you've lost at least a third of your men to the Dark Squad by your latest assault. The system lowered its head again and played with the console in its hand.
"It's only a third...... "Diemei crossed her hands on her waist very dissatisfied: "Anyway, according to my understanding, the villain has a bright source of income in addition to having a base, so that Allaphim company is very suspicious...... But because it is a legal company, we can't attack it directly, so we need to knock on the mountain from the side...... The target is their base! Of course, even the bases are divided into several types. ”
"The first is the main base, which is the headquarters for commanding the whole army; The second is the cultivation center, where the members and cadres of the Dark Team have tasks almost every day and have no time to cultivate Pokémon, so they have to rely on this kind of facility to help them cultivate combat power; The third is the warehouse-type base where important strategic materials are stored, and their high-tech equipment is stored there; As for the fourth type, there is nothing to say about the ordinary bases in various places. ”
"Oooh." The system put down the PSP in his hand and looked up at Diemei: "I didn't expect the host you to become a lot smarter, well, yes, this is a bit of the host that the system wants." ”
"I've always been smart, okay...... Forget it, anyway, today's goal is to store the important base of goods, this time to let them know how powerful Miss Ben is. ”
“…… In fact, you've made them miserable hosts, well, villains have no human rights, and it just so happens that this system has recently discovered the location of a base in its idleness, just ......"
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"This is the host." In the wilderness of a certain city, the system calmly pointed to a base disguised as a forest and said: "According to the scanning of this system, a large number of materials are stored here, and they are extremely important materials. ”
"Oh? What is it? Diemei looked like a curious baby and approached the system.
"Hee-hee-hee, of course it is...... Food. The system seemed to enjoy being watched by others, and flew into the air with his hands on his hips, saying to Diemei.
"Food...... Food? Diemei had a "aren't you kidding me" expression: "Isn't food or something ordinary?" ”
"You know what, if they don't come out of your onslaught, you won't be able to do anything, and you won't have time to fight them anymore when the conference starts...... But if we cut off their food supply, even the strongest fortress will be breached...... Host: Do you still think the food is ordinary? ”
“…… No, I think food is so important. Diemei took out a packet of potato chips, tore them open, grabbed a handful, threw them into her mouth, chewed them, chewed them.
"Okay, this system has to make the final adjustment of the experimental machine, you can hold this thing." The system handed Diemei a white paper bag and snatched her potato chips into her hand.
"What is this?"
"It's a powerful laxative host." The system approached Diemei with a sinister face: "In case you can't blow up that base, find a chance to sneak in, and then sprinkle this thing in their food warehouse, and the medicinal powder in it can penetrate the packaging and fall directly on the food, and the effect is ...... Hee-hee-"
"Oooh." Diemei carefully put the paper bag into the satchel, and then reached out to give the system a thumbs up: "System, you are so bad!" ”
"Average, third in the world." The system's eyes turned into a funny look and smirked a few times: "Okay, the rest will be left to you, the host, the system has retreated." ”
"Goodbye system, hee hee hee with this you can give the dark team a good look......"
According to the plan, Diemei came to the base, but the progress did not seem to go as smoothly as before: the sentries in the base soon discovered Diemei and immediately activated the mechanism to raise a small trebuchet-like thing.
"What, the Dark Team is just such a prehistoric thing." Seeing those trebuchets, Diemei scoffed at this: "This kind of thing Miss Ben can ...... in minutes Nani?! ”
Of course, the members of the dark team in the base didn't know what Diemei was thinking, but they skillfully put a round object into the groove of the trebuchet, and then flipped the switch and flew towards Diemei.
"That's ...... Naughty bullet?! Diemei blocked the sunlight above her head with her hand and carefully observed the flying objects, and found that they were self-detonating naughty bullets with red and white.
"Run!" Diemei, who has a bit of a psychological shadow on the naughty bullet, immediately turns around and runs, and as soon as the naughty bullet lands, he immediately launches a suicide bombing attack, blowing up a big crater where Diemei just stood.
"Uh-haunted, it's not a good thing to be out of school." Hiding in the woods, Diemei was very unhappy and released a vote of Pokémon: "Since melee combat is not good, then this time we will use long-range attacks, on Pokémon!" ”
With Diemei's order, the Pokémon also used various skills, and the large-character water blaster 100,000 volts or something flew over and exploded on the open laser shield of the base.
"Nani?!" At this time, Diemei was even more uneasy: "The dark team actually developed such a high-tech thing?" No matter what the whole team continues to attack! ”
Another wave of long-range attacks flew over and hit the shield, and this time, although the Pokémon of Butterfly attacked with all their might, they only set off ripples on the shield, and they couldn't break through at all.
At this time, the base of the dark team was ......
"Hmph, hum, hum......" The person in charge of this base looked through the binoculars at Diemei, who was jumping on the spot with anger, and showed a smug smile: "Now you know how powerful our dark team is, hum hum ......"
Laughing and laughing, the elite captain suddenly couldn't stop laughing, in order to fight against Diemei and all the bases of the alliance have installed this kind of high-tech mechanism, but the price paid is also huge - all the members of the dark team have stopped paying their salaries for a month, and even the food has been canceled Meat can only eat rice + vegetables every day, and now their best food is a canned meat every week.
Nani? You ask me where the meat comes from? This is a variety of "artificial meat" made by humans using the data of ordinary animals and then using genetic technology, although it sounds like an experiment of Sister Pit but those things are actually like those chicken and mutton on the earth, which are completely edible and very nutritious.
Of course, as mentioned earlier, this is a food warehouse, and there is definitely no shortage of canned meat or something, but they are in charge of it and have no right to move it...... This feeling of being able to see but not eat is the most annoying to my teeth!
"Humph! It cost us so much...... Little girl, do you know us now...... Uh-huh? The elite captain muttered a few words to himself, and suddenly found that Diemei, who was originally standing in the woods, was gone.
"Could it be...... Feeling like you can't take it down so you retreat? The elite captain muttered a few words and didn't take this matter to heart, and when the rest was over, he should continue to deal with other things in the base.
Because there is not much attention paid to a certain dangerous person...... And so tragic they were.
10 minutes later, when the elite captain calmly took a sip of tea and continued to work, a member of the team suddenly pushed open the door and hurriedly ran in: "Captain, captain, something is wrong!" ”
"What's the matter?" Raising his head nonchalantly, the elite captain put down the document in his hand and asked.
"Oh no, we've been cut off! Those devices are going to stop running when they lose energy! ”
"What did you say?!" The Captain of the Elite realized that the situation was not good and immediately stood up, but as soon as he opened the door, an explosion suddenly occurred, and the shockwave sent him flying right into the table behind him.
"You're the head of this base?" After a few seconds, a blonde girl calmly walked in from the door that had been blown into a big hole: "In that case, then hand over the key to the warehouse." ”
"Humph! I won't give it to you! After training, the elite captain quietly pressed the distress switch in his hand to ask for help from the headquarters, and at the same time reached for the Poké Ball on his waist with his other hand.
"Yes, it's quite backbone." The blonde girl nodded, then quickly took out a Poké Ball and released the Pokémon: "Then get on the three-headed dragon, finish him off!" ”
The sad captain was attacked before he could release the Pokémon, and the last thing he saw was a fierce three-headed dragon that released a silver beam of light that hit him hard, and then he didn't know anything......
It was still 10 minutes ago, after some thought, Diemi thought that these mechanisms must have the energy to keep them running, and the biggest possibility was electricity, so Diemei immediately sent Pokémon to search the vicinity, and sure enough, Pikachu found a cable buried deep in the ground through a weak current.
"Eat, eat, eat it for me." After confirming the target, Diemei released a vote of electric Pokémon to use a gnawing attack on the cable, and soon the cable could not hold on, and the destruction of many electric Pokémon was bitten off, and the laser shield of the base lost its energy supply, and gradually disappeared.
So Diemei immediately used the brainless pig rush tactic to rush into the base where the defense system failed, and the gods blocked and killed the gods and Buddhas, and knocked down all the brave miscellaneous soldiers who pounced with Pokémon and broke into the office all the way, so the scene just now happened.
"Stupid mortal, do you think you can stop Miss Ben in this way?" Looking at the miscellaneous soldiers who rushed over with crowd tactics, Diemei smiled slightly, released a war hammer dragon with a super attack, and an earthquake hit the opposite side with one move, and many people fell instantly.
"Really, I still have to rush over even though I know I can't beat me, are the people of the dark team so stupid?" Stepping over the "corpses" of the many miscellaneous soldiers, Diemei sighed and continued to move forward.
At this time, a spirited agile insect suddenly jumped out of the "corpse pile", and threw out a sharp water shuriken when Diemei had just turned around, hitting Diemei's body and exploding a mist.
However, the imaginary Diemei fell down and couldn't get up again, and then she was praised by her master and doubled the food, and Diemei, who had been sturdy and had been hit by a few sailors shuriken, just turned around expressionlessly, and there was no effect except that her body was a little wet.
“!” The agile insect felt bad on the spot and planned to evacuate, but the three-headed dragon in the sky didn't give it a chance to kill the agile insect in an instant with a powerful explosion of big characters.
"It's not good to pretend to be dead, this is the end of the mouth!" Butterfly, the agile insect that turned into a mosaic, turned around and came to the door of the warehouse, opened the door with the key she snatched, and suddenly a room full of food appeared in front of her.
"Hmm...... I've already attacked the base, and if I don't destroy this food, it will definitely arouse their suspicion, so in that case, then load up all the food and open the system strategic warehouse! After thinking for a while, Diemei folded her hands and opened the door of the space.
The system's strategic warehouse is a space specially opened up by the system, mainly used to store things that are snatched from the dark team - such as high-tech laser guns or something, which can be studied later, but the first time Diemei uses it, it is full of food......
"Mission accomplished, the whole army retreats-" After taking a look at the warehouse that was so clean that it seemed to have just been cleaned, Diemi immediately let the three-headed dragon smash the ceiling, and then sat on it and flew out, and when it came to the outside of the base, Diemei pressed the switch in her hand to activate the bomb placed inside, and the entire base was instantly blown into ruins, and at the same time, N members of the dark team shouted "What a nasty feeling" (fog) flew into the sky and turned into stars.
Well, for some reason, these villains will be directly immune to no matter how much damage they take after being defeated, so they look rather miserable and turn into stars but are actually not injured at all - this makes Diemi wonder if the system's bomb is a fake, but the base that was blown up into ruins proves that the bomb is very powerful.
Maybe it's the people of this world who are gifted, huh.
"Okay, then we can go to the next base and continue the destruction." Diemei, who may have been the reincarnation of Stitch, clapped her hands and was about to leave, when a robot suddenly flew into the sky in the distance, and a large cloud of dust splashed on the ground.
"I'm Sean from the Dark Troop Mecha Unit." The robot stood up and made a voice from its head: "Your evil deeds are over here, little girl!" ”
“…… So what is this? ”
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The robot that suddenly appeared was three meters tall, covered in hard steel and shimmering with a cold metallic sheen in the sunlight, but unfortunately its driver seemed to have some chatter to destroy the robot's cold image (presumably) to the fullest.
I don't know if it's the first time to attack is particularly exciting, this driver who can't see what he looks like didn't immediately start the machine and step on Diemei but began to expose himself: For example, the mecha is made to deal with Diemei, and the effect of any skill can be prevented, as well as corrosion, fire resistance, and low temperature resistance.
“…… Although only this one was made because of the high cost, it is enough to deal with you, little girl! The driver who was suspected of chattering finally remembered what was going on after a lot of words, and manipulated the robot to reach out and point at Diemei.
"Uh...... This is obviously Team Darkness, not Team Rocket? Why is there such a thing as a robot...... Forget it, it's definitely terrible, Pikachu with 100,000 volts! ”
"Pika-" Pikachu jumped up and sent a burst of electricity at the robot, but it didn't work.
“…… So this time change the wavelet and cut with air! ”
The sharp blade of air slashed through the air and hit the robot, but it didn't even cut through the paint.
“…… Attack together! ”
Skills such as the Big Word Explosion Dragon Wave attack the robot and explode on it, but it still has no effect.
"Nani?!" Diemei's face finally turned a lot whiter, and she took a few steps back: "Unexpectedly...... Does the Dark Team have such high technology?! ”
"Hahaha, I know how powerful our dark team is, little girl, so enlightened!" The robot swung its steel fist at Diemei, and Pokkiss rushed out when he saw that his master was in trouble, only to be knocked away by the fist.
"Boblet?! Come back, Bob! Diemi took out the Poké Ball and retrieved the Pokkes who had been knocked away, then put away the remaining Pokémon and ran away.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa—"
"Suffer death!" The pilot laughed and pressed the button, and two missiles appeared on the robot's chest, and the missiles were launched and exploded near Diemei - the pilot didn't seem to want to kill Diemei all at once, but wanted to play a little longer.
"Hmm-" Diemei, who was swept away by the explosion wave, screamed and fell to the ground, her originally white little face now covered with dust.
"It's over!" Remembering that the mission driver shouted and pulled up the lever, the robot's iron fist hit Diemei again, and it is estimated that this time Diemei will become meat sauce or need to be coded.
Seeing that the fist was about to knock Diemei into the ground, it suddenly stopped half a meter away from her, and Diemei looked up and saw that there seemed to be a white kitten lying on the huge iron fist - no, that's the system!
"Oops, hey, host, it's a shame that you've been beaten like this by an iron shell." The system turned around with one hand in his iron fist and habitually taunted Diemei.
"Hey, hey, Miss Ben was almost killed, and you're only here now."
"Oops, hey, this system is just a pit thing, and it doesn't seem to have the obligation to fight." The system suddenly looked at Diemei with a smiling expression.
"Uh...... So what do you mean? ”
"That's it, the system has adjusted the experimental machine, as long as you are willing to help the system complete the experiment, the system will help you dismantle the robot."
“…… Well, I promise you. ”
"Oh, really? Great, the wishes of this system can come true! Hearing that Diemei promised the system, she was very happy, and immediately punched the robot in the fist.
The robot was attacked by this trick and took a step back, and the driver sitting in the control room was suddenly shocked and thought that some legendary Pokémon was coming, and with the help of the screen, it turned out to be a small "Pokémon" that he had never seen before.
"What's that? Let me see how powerful I am with flying missiles! The pilot pressed the red button on the console and fired the missile again, this time with the missile approaching the system, which seemed intent on killing her first.
"Carving insect skills, look at the electric mosquito swatter of this system!" The system took out a huge electric mosquito swatter and hit the missile back like a tennis ball, fortunately, the driver reacted in time to control the robot to avoid the missile, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
"Just a human being dares to take the initiative to attack, let you see the strength of this princess, the system transformation!" The system holds the ...... in its hands high Cream cake, cream cake glows brightly and the system envelops the system.
Just when Diemei thought that the system would become a big cake, the light dissipated, and the system that was originally like Kewpie turned into a white-haired pink-eyed little Lori wearing a white dress, but she still maintained the characteristics of Kewpie - such as the pair of long ears and the tail behind her.
"Uh...... This is? Everything can be a mother's Kewpie mother's form? ”
"Let me show you how powerful this princess is!" The system that turned into Lori flew up and grabbed the robot's fist, and threw the robot around at random like a toy in Diemei's shocked gaze, and finally threw the robot more than ten meters away and slammed it on the ground to kick up a puff of dust.
"It's not good to retreat!" The driver, who survived the multiple shocks, was almost scared to death, and immediately reacted and manipulated the robot to escape - only to see a pair of wings spread behind the robot and activate the jet at the same time to escape.
"Want to run? Look at the quadruple dart of this system! The system smiled and threw four silver-glowing head darts from the top of his head, cutting off everything from the winged jets (Diemi: ...... Where does this scene seem to have been seen? The robot loses power and falls to the ground with a loud bang and smashes a shallow crater.
"One move determines the winner." The system stopped in mid-air, slowly raised his hands and eight purple energy balls appeared around him: "Look at the move, eightfold destruction ray!" ”
The ball of light emitted a dazzling blue-purple light and hit the struggling robot, and then the robot let out a deafening loud noise and was blasted into pieces - I guess the pilot should be alive, right?
"What about the host, this system is very powerful." At the end of the battle, the system that had changed back to its appearance of Kewpie triumphantly flew to Diemei, who seemed to be stunned, and waved her hand.
"Uh...... This...... Hey? ”
At this time, a charred man came out of the ruins of the robot, and this person glanced at the system floating in the air in horror, and turned to escape, but she found it.
"Look at the move, the system has amnesia rays!" The system raised its hands in the air, and a dazzling beam of light fell from the sky and engulfed the pilot, who fell to the ground and did not move—the memory of the system had been erased.
"Wow-system, you're so good-" Diemei's eyes sparkled as she looked at the system.
"Don't worry, the host can become so powerful in the future...... Anyway, don't talk superfluously about the host, let's do the experiment right away. ”
"Wait! I'm not ready...... Whoa, whoa, whoa—"
Diemei was dragged away by the system into a space and disappeared, I don't know what the experiment is talking about?
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The starting point deliberately sealed our chapters, no wonder people don't want to write here, they really deserve it