It was the afternoon of December 16, the 17th round of the Bundesliga.

Bayern Munich plays Cologne at home.

Bayern began with a siege posture, while the timid Goats offered a counter-attacking tactic.

Ribery and Lahm were active on the left, while Arjen Robben and Raphinha rarely made a splash on the right.

Ronshette and Kroos were in the middle, which meant that the Chinese captain had to wipe the ass of Heynckes' godson, who never defended, so he simply moved his position back and allowed Kroos to step forward frequently.

And Kroos, who realized that his teammates were so considerate and had no interest in defensive interception, stood directly behind Muller and handed over all the huge midfield to Lonshit alone......

Anyway...... Even if the Cologne team is lucky enough to fight back, the best runner will be enough to stop them.

There's nothing wrong with this tactic when dealing with weak teams, and Heynckes is left to his free reins, after all, Cologne has only one striker to be wary of, and the other players are thankful for five goals in a season......

The whole Bayern had such a mentality towards Cologne for a half-time offensive drill, and the accident happened in this situation.

In the 33rd minute, the score on the field was still 0-0, and Bayern, who had been unable to attack for a long time, obviously had an overwhelming advantage, but it was still scoreless.

Ribery, the most active one, certainly had to find a way to find a way out, falling to the ground during a scramble shot from inside the box before requesting a penalty from the referee.

The referee just smiled and shook his head at him, and he immediately got up.

This kind of thing was originally a common scene on the football field, but the Cologne defender accused Ribery of faking the fall in a very unceremonious tone, which immediately aroused the anger of the Allianz king.

Ribery went headfirst on his opponent, wanting to replicate the classic moves of his national team's big brother Zinedine Zidane in 2006.

The referee immediately played 50 boards and gave each of them a yellow card.

But Ribery was still angry, and his right hand was inserted into the opponent's neck with unmistakable accuracy, and the domineering spirit of King Allianz was unmistakable.

He then received a second yellow card and was ejected from the pitch by the referee, who paid his salute to Zidane with a red card......

Ribery swooped into the tunnel and left his bewildered teammates, coaches and more than 60,000 Bayern fans behind to return to the dressing room to shower alone.

Bayern, who had one man to play, couldn't find a way to break the formation in the remaining ten minutes, Robben's two incisive shots were inaccurate, perhaps because the winter was too cold, his few breakthroughs could not find the agility and sharpness of the past, and once again he almost tripped himself, almost allowing the Cologne defenders to accuse him of learning from Ribery's fake fall......

'You weren't in great shape today and it looks like you haven't fully recovered from your injury.

At halftime, Heynckes began with a brief one-on-one conversation with Robben:

"So I'll give you a rest, Alger."

Although Robben was very annoyed, he didn't dare to lose his temper with the manager when he knew that he was not in good shape, so he could only nod his head and agree.

Heynckes, who had leveled the Dutchman, could make changes to the line-up, and he looked at his other favorite Timoshchuk:

"Anatoly, you're ready to play in the second half, we need to unleash Tony and the dragon completely."

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What does the completely liberated Longshute look like?

The Cologne team will regret it:

They got a Blade and forced Bayern to replace Peter Pan, but now ...... They met an even more terrible guy!

Bayern No. 8 suddenly picked up speed from the kick-off!

While the Cologne team was still deploying backwards, Ronshette directly inserted into the defense line that they had not yet fully closed, and through continuous one-to-one cooperation with Muller and Gomez, he easily broke through the Cologne team's defense!

When he tore through three lines of defence and appeared in the Cologne penalty area, goalkeeper Rensing didn't even react.

Then Long Shute opened his right leg, and it was a light volley that slashed diagonally to the upper right corner!

There was a soft "dang" sound from the door frame, a sound that sounded like heaven in Lensing's ears.

More than 60,000 Bayern fans in the stadium let out a huge sigh in unison.

Ronjut's volley...... Hit the door frame!

Lensing quickly got up from the goalline and pounced towards the spot where the ball bounced back.

But he still failed, and the Bayern number 8 appeared like a ghost behind the ball again, and then came again with a diagonal shot into the top left corner!

"Dang!"

The doorpost sounded a second time.

This time, the Bayern fans hugged their heads directly, while the few Cologne supporters held their little hearts down.

Before Rensing could change the direction of his save, Gomez was seen forced out of the pull of the Cologne defender and fired a tackle against the football that rebounded back for the second time!

1-0！

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Bayern, who had one less man to play, finally broke the deadlock, and Heynckes could breathe a sigh of relief.

He whispered to Ram, signaling that he could slow down the pace next.

He wasn't worried at all that Cologne would be dominated by the rest of the game, as his team was equally adept at counter-attacking.

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"Haha! In terms of shooting skills, it's not who I'm targeting, everyone here is rubbish! ”

Laughing unbridled in front of the goal, of course, was the scorer Gomez, who patted Longshute on the shoulder, his face was sunny, and finally he didn't forget to count his dark and thick hair with his hands.

Fortunately, Ribery and Robben were both off, otherwise they would have beaten up such an arrogant Gomez, and then made a pact: never pass the ball to this stinky German for the rest of their lives.

However, Ronshette was a big-hearted man, and he also patted Gomez on the shoulder and asked him a question with a smile:

"I'm sorry, Mario, I forgot, who is Bayern's top scorer?"

Gomez's smile came to an abrupt halt.

He really forgot...... This guy in front of you...... Scored three more goals than himself in all competitions!

Then Gomez quickly calculated in his mind and smiled again:

"I don't care, anyway, in the league scorer list, I have one more than you now!"

Ronshette was slightly stunned, and the system immediately told him that Gomez had indeed scored one more goal than himself - the Germans had just scored their 17th goal, while his league goal tally was still stuck at 16.

He grinned at his teammates:

"Very well, can I take that as a challenge letter?"

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Heynckes was somewhat surprised to find that the players on the field did not let up after taking the lead, especially several midfielders, who were still trying to attack Cologne.

I don't know what stimulated them, everyone looked scrappy, and just three minutes later, Tymoschchuk made a steal in midfield and went straight to the front, Muller cleverly completed an anti-offside position, and after attracting the Cologne defence, he selflessly crossed the left side, and Gomez, who was outflanked in place, smiled and made it 2-0!

Super Mario, who scored two goals in three minutes and scored 18 league goals, danced to the singing of more than 60,000 people, and shook the non-existent bullfighting red cloak in front of Longshute......

If Ronshette was Ribery or Robben, I'm afraid this German would be splattered with blood on the spot, right?

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Of course, Longshut, who was so "humiliated" by his teammates, couldn't swallow this bad breath, and he was ready to kill Cologne, but the timid goats almost made him angry!

Cologne replaced Podolski in the 60th minute and set up a sturdy bucket formation in their own penalty area!

The next offense was nothing to do with Long Shute.

Bayern can only threaten this bucket formation through set-pieces, and Kroos has become a key figure in deciding who will score.

In the 68th minute, Kroos's corner kick found substitute Alaba from the crowd with precision, and the unguarded Austrian teenager easily pushed it in front of the small penalty area to make it 3-0.

In the 76th minute, Alaba returned the favor, he made a false pass in the ribs of the penalty area, handed the ball to Kroos at the top of the arc, who used a Marseille spin to complete the turn, and then rubbed a beautiful arc, and the football went straight into the dead corner, 4-0!

In the 85th minute, Kroos sent a free kick in front, he found Bad Stuber who jumped high in the box, Bad header rubbed slightly, and then inexplicably found Muller, who had been missing on the pitch for a long time, who unceremoniously stretched out his right foot and sent the ball into the empty gate, 5-0!

And what about Longshute?

He wasn't without chances, and even if he couldn't take advantage of the sprint, his explosiveness and reflexes were enough to stir up a storm in Cologne, but for some reason, he couldn't feel the kick on the door today.

Six shots on goal, except for one shot off target and one saved, the other four shots all hit the frame, which even made Heynckes and Robben cry and laugh on the sidelines, and also made him get good-natured ridicule from Gomez and Muller.

The first half of the Bundesliga ended 5-0, and Bayern Munich also won the halfway title as they wished - although this honor did not do anything at all, it at least allowed all players and fans to enter Christmas with a relaxed mood.

Perhaps only Long Shute was slightly depressed.

No way......

I still have to practice shooting!