【Chapter 152】Alice, I'm going to ask you a question!
Wang Xiaotie looked at Alice apologetically, and said with some pain:
"Actually, I'm from another world and can only stay in this world for 30 days. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info And today is my last day, and after midnight, I will leave this world, and maybe never come back! ”
Alice looked at Wang Xiaotie's look full of guilt, and knew that what Wang Xiaotie said at the moment should be true. There seems to be an indescribable reluctance and nostalgia in my heart.
But Alice hid all the pain of parting deeply, and pretended to be relaxed and happy:
"Let's go! Why are you so sad like a little daughter-in-law? Is there a feast in this world that will not be dissolved? Besides, how long have we just known each other, I have lived for more than 3,000 years, and I haven't come here alone? Uh~ I don't bother Uncle Mohamora very often! ”
As soon as Alice finished saying that she had lived alone for 3,000 years, she immediately remembered Uncle Mohammore, who often chatted and talked to her, and then couldn't help but be embarrassed, and immediately found a lie to cover it up.
Fortunately, I am a cat now, otherwise my face would definitely be red like a monkey's ass. (Alice's vocabulary comes from Mohan Mora, so please don't get too tangled!) )
"But......" The more Alice pretended to be relaxed like this, the more uncomfortable Wang Xiaotie became at the moment, "but I took you out of that grave, and after I left, you will have no one to talk to!" Also, if I leave, you'll be stuck here, and you won't be able to leave this place at all. In that case, won't I be the one who harms you? ”
"There's something wrong with you, right? Why do you take all the blame on yourself? Leave that damn place, I thank you before it's too late! How can I blame you? As for you saying that you're trapping me here, it's not a big deal at all. At least I can move freely within a radius of a few miles, and when I get tired of playing, I can go straight to the Hundred Beasts Magic Book and sleep until the end of my life, how good! ”
Alice continued to persuade Wang Xiaotie, but she immediately thought of a question: "It's not right! Wang, aren't you already a user of the Hundred Beasts Magic Book? So when you leave, the Hundred Beasts and Magic Book must not follow you? I'm sure I'll follow you too, what kind of crazy life are you smoking? Come up with such a funny silly question? ”
Wang Xiaotie couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth with a slight bitterness, if he could really leave with the Hundred Beasts Demon Codex, it would be good! Why should I be so entangled and miserable?
Wait a minute!
Wang Xiaotie suddenly thought of something, and his eyes immediately lit up! Then he pulled Shoko's reins hard, causing Shoko to stop his march.
Without waiting for Xiangzi to kneel on the ground, Wang Xiaotie jumped directly from Xiangzi, and then came to a big rock with the Hundred Beasts Demon Book in his arms.
"What a stupid guy I'm in! Hide from the world! Isn't the meaning of hiding from the world used now? I rub! Why did you think of it now? If she succeeds in casting that spell and uses it in this Hundred Beasts Magic Book, then won't Alice go out with her? Such a simple solution, I only think of it now! It's so stupid! ”
Wang Xiaotie immediately calmed down and began to carefully recall the spell that the God of Food had taught him.
[Talisman of Concealing the Sky and Crossing the Sea]: A Taoist talisman drawn from the blood of a boy and a girl, fused with it, this talisman is attached to any dead thing, and this object can be turned into nothingness, stored in one's own divine consciousness, hidden from the ears and eyes of the heavens and gods, and turned into oneself.
Taboo: Every time you use this spell, you need to consume three years of yang life, and you can't reuse it within three years.
I thought it was a garbage spell that was useless, but now it has become Wang Xiaotie's treasure. Now he understands what the master meant in order to make himself live better. This spell is simply too Nima Cow Fork!
First of all, Wang Xiaotie began to familiarize himself with the drawing method of the charm, and he directly used his fingers on a clean ground to begin to slowly familiarize himself with the lines in his mind.
After knowing that his fingers were slightly painful, Wang Xiaotie felt that he had mastered this talisman to an extremely proficient point at this moment. (Immortal perfusion, impressive, but you need to be familiar with it before you can use it freely.) )
After Wang Xiaotie has the confidence to draw this spell in one go, now he only needs to find the materials! As for the taboo of that cheating father, his cheap master had already helped him pay in advance.
"Boys and girls?"
Wang Xiaotie couldn't help muttering, isn't the word stock an ancient word? In the ancient Chinese saying, stock fan refers to the buttocks. That translates to blood from the buttocks?
I'll go! Who came up with this method? Why is the taste so important?
The blood on the boy's buttocks is okay, although Wang Xiaotie is 28 years old this year, he belongs to an older youth! But he could swear to heaven that he had retained the body of a virgin intact to this day, as it is often called.
It turned out that he had always been ashamed that he still didn't ** at such an age, but today he seems to feel as if he is particularly proud! That's a pride from an old virgin!
To sum up, Wang Xiaotie only needs to take the mountain knife and cut a cut from his buttocks, and the materials can be inexhaustible.
But where are you going to get the blood of the virgin?
This is a deserted Gobi, next to the endless desert, there are few animals, let alone a virgin! It's nothing short of whimsical!
Wang Xiaotie felt as if he was happy in vain, and in the end, this immortal talisman was still a waste.
I glanced at Alice again, and I might really want to say goodbye to her! Wait a minute! Alice? Isn't Alice just a woman? Uh~ Although she is a cat now, she was an authentic woman 3000 years ago, and she was still a princess of a country!
Wang Xiaotie felt that he had to try, it was better to be a dead horse as a live horse doctor than to be strong at nothing!
Wang Xiaotie put down the Hundred Beasts Magic Book in his hand, came to Xiangzi's side, and then lay on Xiangzi's back, staring straight at Alice's black little ass.
"Hey! What are you doing? Alice was very strange just now, she didn't understand what happened to Wang Xiaotie, she was like a nervous disorder, and ran to the side with the Hundred Beasts Magic Book, but now it is even more outrageous, she actually ran to the opposite of herself, staring at herself in a daze.
"Alice, I need to ask you a question, you have to answer me honestly! Please note! This is a very important question for you and for me! ”
Wang Xiaotie came back to his senses and said seriously staring at Alice's bright big eyes.
"What's the problem? Just ask! ”