"First, are you sure the Admiral has feelings for you?" As soon as Noah's Ark came up, it struck a fierce blow and slashed straight into the poor girl's heart.

"This ...... Of course this can ...... I can be sure. Saratoga replied hesitantly with her head down, she didn't know if Jiqi meant that to her, or if he just treated herself as a sister-in-law. But she still wanted to believe that he had a little feeling for herself, otherwise she wouldn't have made that promise.

"Now that you've done the most basic step, the rest will be easy." Noah's Ark pushed the non-existent wisdom eye on the bridge of his nose, intending to teach next.

"What if I can't even take the first step?" Saratoga whispered suddenly, her face turned to look at Noah's Ark, waiting for her answer.

Instantly, the atmosphere became solemn, Noah's Ark was stunned, silent for a few seconds, and said in a deep voice: "If you can't even take the first step, then everything is in vain." As the passage says, if the grades are not good, I can work hard and brush up on the questions and listen to the lectures to improve my grades; If the sports are not good, I can run and squat to exercise the body; If I don't look good, I can delve into dressing and makeup, and I can achieve a better result through my own efforts. But you don't like me, but this one, I don't even have the qualifications to work hard. At this point, she paused and came to a conclusion. So no matter how much effort is put into it, it's futile. ”

"Then there is no way?" Saratoga clung to the last bit of hope, not that he didn't feel that he couldn't even take the first step, but he clearly felt that the commander didn't hope for him as much as he imagined. If the love for my sister and Wales is so deep that it can overflow, then for myself it is only shallow, and I can't even drown the bottom of the cup. I'm afraid it's more family affection, that kind of pure brother and sister love. If his sister is unhappy, the commander will think that she is coquettish, and if he is himself, he will only think that the little girl is playing tricks. That's the biggest difference between the two.

"Yes, this kind of thing can't be forced, and it can't be reluctantly come." Noah's Ark sighed. The red, green, and green lights on the streets reflect brilliant colors on the couples passing by.

"That'...... What is the second step you are talking about? Saratoga hesitated and asked, her current thought was to skip the first step, or rather to confirm in her heart that the first step could be achieved.

"The second step," Noah's Ark thought for a moment, pinching his round chin. "The second step is to learn to dress up, preferably to dress up ...... Look a little better. ”

"Good-looking?" Saratoga nodded and felt it made sense. My sister and the Welsh one are not better looking than themselves, although the two of them are as cold as ice cubes in front of outsiders, but when they get along with the admiral alone, each of them is full of postures, and they are purple and red. So it seems that I will have to change my outfit in the future, especially when I am alone with the commander.

"So what makes it good-looking?" Saratoga continued to humbly ask for advice.

"It depends on each person's style," said Noah's Ark, "for example, your sister, who is a standard good wife and mother, and a long white dress or a short black dress is very suitable for her style, and you can see that she basically wears this makeup when she accompanies the Admiral." She gestured to the flaxen-colored girl leaning on Jiqi's shoulder.

"Well, that's true." Saratoga turned her head to look, and her sister was indeed as Noah's Ark said, wearing a long white dress that was particularly dazzling in the night scene. "So what kind of style do I have? What clothes are suitable? She asked, looking back.

"Your words?" Noah's Ark looked up and down and gave his own answer. "Your body is not as plump as your sister's, and it can only be regarded as a standard girl's fan, so the dress of a high school girl is more suitable for you."

"High school girls' attire?" Saratoga was a little confused, "What's that attire?" ”

"It's a simple solid color top with a jacket, and below is a knee-length short skirt or a white cropped skirt, if you can, you can make some outfits around your neck, such as a light-colored scarf in winter, it is best to only wrap around and drag the rest behind your back, in this way, the girlish atmosphere will be very strong, more in line with your immature face and figure."

"Solid tops and skirts, and scarves." Saratoga nodded and repeated, little by little in his head.

"After that, it's a little trick," Noah's Ark said softly, continuing his lecture. For example, when you speak softly, not roughly, and when answering the Admiral's questions, you should look him in the eye and show an innocent look. And show that you adore him, so that his vanity will be satisfied by your words and eyes. Men are more vain, and although the Admiral's words are not so obvious, there will still be a little trace. ”

"Soft-spoken, innocent-looking, and adoring." Saratoga nodded her head to indicate that she remembered.

"After that, you have to learn to pretend to be pitiful, not necessarily pretending, but you must learn to show pity." Noah's Ark knocks on the blackboard with key points.

"Pathetic? How do you behave like that? I have no experience at all. ”

"Let's take an example, for example, if your sister is unhappy, she will run up to the Admiral and say, 'Darling, I'm very unhappy today, why ...... it?', and then the Admiral will warm your sister's wounded heart with his embrace. That's what pretending to be pathetic. ”

"So what should I do?" The humble student continued to ask the teacher.

"Your words, you have to change the title of the admiral a little, and you can't follow your sister to call the commander."

"What should it be called?"

"Bark...... Call it brother-in-law, yes, call it brother-in-law! Noah's Ark clapped his hands violently.

"Brother-in-law? But doesn't this mean that he is my brother-in-law and I am his sister-in-law? That's basically no fun. "Saratoga doesn't understand.

"Who said that? These are your wrong ideas. Noah's Ark shook his head and said, with an expression that you are still too young. You have to know that men like forbidden love, especially the sister-brother love in "Sister is Coming", the German orthopedic brother-sister love in "The Void of Fate", and the story that has to be told between brother-in-law and sister-in-law. By the way, wasn't there a story about a tannery in Jiangnan before? Because the boss was obsessed with his sister-in-law's young body, the tannery closed down, and in the end he could only run away with his sister-in-law with public funds. Think about it, he doesn't even want his own wife anymore, and he only takes his sister-in-law with him when he runs away, don't you think this is a model of forbidden love? There is also a latest movie called "Young Sister-in-law", you see this also shows from the side that men have a special preference for the identity of sister-in-law. Therefore, every time you meet the Admiral, you must sweetly call him brother-in-law, so that his bones are soft. ”

"I see." Saratoga nodded, a look of ignorance but not understanding.

"After that, it's time to learn to seize the moment. As the saying goes, a good hour can be better than thousands of troops, if not, then everything is the fault of the hour. ”

"So how do you get the timing right? Basically, every time I want to be alone with my brother-in-law, either my sister suddenly breaks in, or Wales sticks to him, and I don't have a chance to do it at all. ”

"That's your own reason." Noah's Ark shook his head, looking like you're still too stupid. "You used to share a room with your sister, and it was really hard to start. But now that you have your own room, you can bring the Admiral to your room and lock the door, so you have time and space to be alone. ”

"So there is such an operation!" Saratoga suddenly realized, clapped her hands, and her clear eyes flashed with infinite longing for a better future.

"And your room must be well decorated, preferably in pink as the main color, to highlight your girly smell and taste. Whatever sheets, quilt covers, gauze curtains, all the light pink color, and the best bookshelf should be more books you like, if you can, it is best to clip some handwritten love letters or postcards of your own handwriting, so that when the Admiral reads through it, he will 'inadvertently' see some little secrets about you, and the distance between you will get closer and closer. "Teacher Noah's Ark has opened a new door for this love novice who doesn't understand anything. In fact, she also learned these routines and methods in comic books and novels, and there are many female protagonists in order to get the male protagonist's tips, and it will naturally come after reading more.

"So there are so many doorways in here." Saratoga felt that she had learned a lot of things she had never known before in this class, which was worth a comic book and a set of postcards, and she felt that her whole body was suddenly full of confidence, and she could even imagine the scenes and images of the Admiral walking into her trap step by step.

"Of course, otherwise how could I have signed a contract with the Admiral that none of you have, and still be able to play games with him all night." Noah's Ark snorted coldly, with an expression of "I know I'm powerful, you don't have to tell me".

"A contract we don't have? What's that? Saratoga looked curious.

"It's the contract between the demon king and the maiden, the unbreakable bond between me and the admiral, how can you mortals understand."

"How can I sign a contract with my brother-in-law?" Saratoga asked wistfully.

"That's it...... Oops, there's a new PS4 game lately, but ......"

"It's okay, I have money, I'll buy it for you!"

"Then I want to customize a full-body pillow for the Admiral, this ...... money"

"It's okay, I'm out!" Saratoga looked righteous and awe-inspiring.

"Oh, I'm sorry, since you say so, I'll tell you in the next class - how to make a contract with the Admiral." Noah's Ark whispered in her ear, his tone full of temptation.