Chapter 188: I'm Really Cruel!
Seeing Du Yao's frightened little face white, Sui Yu felt a little heartache and blamed himself, in order to refuse her invitation to become a policeman, he used the ferocity and horror of aliens to scare this slightly simple-minded sister paper (from Du Yao's wholehearted attempt to create a beautiful and harmonious society, it can be seen that her mind is actually very simple, and it can even be said to be relatively upright) Is it a bit too much?
"Flutter!" Unexpectedly, Du Yao suddenly laughed out loud after being frightened for a second, and then she gently raised her fist and hammered Sui Yu's shoulder and said to him: "You really scared me to death just now, I really thought that the earth was going to be invaded by aliens!" ”
"What? You don't believe it?! In order to refuse to become a policeman, Sui Yu even did not hesitate to scare Du Yao, a confidant and friend, but he didn't expect that people would be scared for a second and decisively express their disbelief.
"Let's not talk about why I sent you to protect my dad if you were going to invade the earth!" Du Yao smiled slyly and continued to say to Sui Yu: "And with your peaceful temper, even if you are cruel, where can you be cruel?!" ”
Well, the emotional flaw is in Sui Yu's calm and indifferent heart!
As the saying goes, poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, but although Sui Yu is an orphan, because he has received extremely good compulsory education since he was a child, coupled with various student benefits provided by the society, Sui Yu's character is much more peaceful and upright than some rebellious young people who have been favored by their parents since childhood and pursue excitement at every turn.
Therefore, Sui Yu will stick to the bottom line of being a man most of the time, and respect the social system of the world in which he lives as much as possible, and will never rely on his own strength to deliberately disturb the stability of the society, causing great turmoil in the society, and at the same time causing irreparable pain to others.
Of course, if it really provokes him Sui Yu, Sui Yu is naturally not good at stubble!
However, in this world. Isn't this that no one provoked him Sui Yu? So Sui Yu was entangled, how should he refuse Du Yao's invitation?
Sui Yu, who regarded Du Yao as a friend, was really entangled in how to refuse Du Yao's request to become a policeman to maintain social order.
Sui Yu regretted it a little at this time, he had nothing to say about whether aliens were brutal or not! Doesn't it end up if you directly say that you are not interested in maintaining social order?
Wait, that seems to be inconsistent with the situation where I claimed to eliminate violence and peace before......
The tangled Sui Yu finally found that it seemed that he could only insist on the theory of alien brutality and refuse to become the guardian of order now.
"Sure enough, sometimes it's easier to go straight without making excuses!" Sui Yu summed up the lessons with tears in his heart. When I turned my head, I happened to see a small vendor next to the alley, and at this time, because I heard their talk about the cruelty of aliens, he was looking at them with a funny look.
"Gotcha! That's you! Sui Yu, who was about to argue with Du Yao that he was actually very cruel, immediately glared at the hawker who was about twenty years old and shouted viciously: "Boy! What do you see! It's okay, don't look around! ”
To be honest, this peddler was also quite unlucky, and he had just been chased and killed by the chengguan not long ago, so he was forced to run to this secluded alley to set up a stall for a while, intending to wait for the wind to pass and see if he could make a little money in this alley.
But I didn't expect to meet a joke who claimed to be an alien, and the pretty girl next to me really believed that this guy was an alien!
Du Yao is wearing the dress that Ruisi gave her today, which has super defensive ability and can enhance physical attributes, and the temperament of the whole person directly makes Du Yao become a young beautiful girl who is slightly ignorant of the world after the clothes change.
So, the vendor regarded Du Yao as a little girl who was poisoned by watching Korean dramas.
Originally, the silk vendor still condemned the flowers in his heart for sticking them all into the cow dung, and he didn't say that he would give him a little bit, but he didn't expect that just because he glanced at it with contempt, the little white face who pretended to be an alien would dare to trouble him!
The city management is unbearable, and the little white face is unbearable!
The peddler roared in his heart: "I can't beat the chengguan." Can't I beat you with a pampered little white face?! ”
So, without hesitation, the brave peddler pulled out a watermelon knife from the mezzanine below the stall that he was going to use to defend himself when the thugs came to the door!
Then the peddler pointed at Sui Yu with a knife and roared loudly: "Little white face! I see how you drip! Not convinced?! ”
"Bold!" Seeing that this vendor dared to take a broken knife and gesture at Sui Yubi, Meng Yu immediately went up and rolled up his sleeves, as if he was planning to teach this little trader a lesson.
However, seeing Meng Yu approaching, the little trader was not afraid but was still provoking Sui Yu: "Little white face! Is it your job to hide behind the girl? Tsk, even let a little child stand out for you! ”
Speaking of this, the little trader shook the watermelon knife in his hand and said to Mengyu: "Little guy, don't be impulsive! My knife is so big, and your arm is so short, don't hit me and hit the knife yourself! Hahaha! ”
"Makes sense! The knife needs to be bigger to be used to cut people! Meng Yu showed a teachable expression and suddenly raised her right hand. Then her right hand turned into a huge horse chopping knife about three or four meters long!
glanced at the long knife that seemed to reach the sky, and then glanced at the watermelon knife in his hand. The peddler was devastated and understood the fact that he didn't seem to be able to beat the little Lori in front of him!
"I think this length should be able to cut you easily!" As Meng Yu spoke, the huge horse chopping knife was quickly swung down, but it was easily flashed by the small trader!
Because the moment the knife was swung, the little trader knelt decisively......
Mengyu, who swung a knife in the air, also praised with interest: "Good skills!" You can dodge my knife so quickly! ”
But it's the exact opposite of Meng's admiration. The kneeling little trader not only put down the watermelon knife very decisively, but also begged Mengyu for mercy with a handful of snot and tears: "Alien woman, don't kill me!" I have a three-year-old mother and an eighty-year-old daughter waiting for me to take care of alone! Don't kill me! ”
Well, this guy looks scared. However, this psychological quality is still relatively good, although there is some nonsense. At least he didn't faint directly like the bad young people he encountered before.
Du Yao covered her forehead and complained to Sui Yu with a dejected expression: "Why do you bother! Now we're going to have to find a way to block the news again! Fortunately, there is no one else in this place except this unlucky guy, otherwise the aftermath team probably would have to pick and choose! ”
"Haha, you know I'm very cruel now, right?" Sui Yu turned his head proudly and walked towards the vendor who was kneeling on the ground and driving the horse chopping knife conjured by Mengyu, and said to Du Yao as he walked, "Now you know, right?" It's not that I'm not cruel, but I'm not interested in showing my murderous side! ”
Du Yao shrugged his shoulders and said to Sui Yu, "Okay, I know you're murderous!" But what are you going to do next? You don't kill people just because they stare at you, do you?! ”
Hearing the word kill, the peddler almost urinated. But fortunately, Sui Yu explained in time at this time: "Of course I won't kill people casually!" I'm not Long Aotian, I really want everyone to get the perfect END! So how could I kill them just because they were glaring at me? ”
The peddler finally breathed a sigh of relief, but Sui Yu followed up and added, "But in order to prove that I am indeed very murderous, then I have decided to carry out a robbery next!" ”
After saying this to Du Yao, Sui Yu turned his head and pointed at the vendor and said loudly: "Who is that, did you hear what I said?" Rob! Put ......"
Before Sui Yu could finish speaking, the vendor had already raised his wallet with both hands, and Sui Yu couldn't help but be suspicious. Has this guy practiced specifically......
"I only have more than 500 cash in this wallet, and more than 400 change in the cash box, if you need it, just take it! It doesn't matter if it's too little, I have my bank card in my wallet, and the password is six or eight! There is an ATM machine 300 meters from the right corner of this alley, which guarantees direct withdrawal or transfer! Very convenient! There are about 30,000 in the card, which is already all my savings, and any more will really be gone! ”
It is worthy of practicing stalls. This is really neat, and in a few seconds, he finished introducing what is valuable in his wallet.
Then after peeking at Sui Yu and finding that the alien was actually frowning at this time. The peddler hurriedly begged for mercy: "There is really only so much money, and this is what I have worked hard to save recently!" There's no way, the chengguan is holding on too tightly! Especially these days, I don't know what kind of wind to smoke, sweeping eight times a day! If you don't pay attention, you will lose all your money if you are caught once! After being deducted last time, I'm barely relieved until now! ”
Listened to the hawker's tearful explanation. Sui Yu finally waved his hand and interjected at him and said, "What are you talking about!" Who's going to rob you of your money?! I'm an alien, and we're going to leave soon, so it's worth the money on Earth! ”
Sui Yu's words were actually a disguised reminder to Du Yao that he was afraid he would be leaving soon. And because the timelines of the two worlds are inconsistent, maybe when Sui Yu leaves, they won't see each other again in this life!
Thinking of this, Sui Yu was a little sad. So the expression on his face was a little gray.
So the peddler who knew how to observe words and emotions decisively made a wrong judgment: "Don't want money? Do you want my life?! Spare your life! I have a 20-year-old mother, and an 80-year-old wife waiting for me to take care of me! You can't live without me at home! ”
"What are you talking about?" Sui Yu couldn't laugh or cry, in order to prevent this bitter peddler who hit his Sui Yu's gun from thinking about anything again, Sui Yu pointed to the stall in front of the vendor and said loudly: "I'm going to rob the candy you sell!" Hurry up! Give me two pounds of every kind of sugar! ”
Actually, Sui Yu's robbery of other people's sweets was really not a temporary idea, because after seeing the wide variety and variety of candy sold by this vendor, he suddenly remembered that Xue had specially reminded him to bring her more candy from this world when he went back this time.
Obviously, the little cat girl accidentally saw some future, and Sui Yu was very suspicious, what the little guy saw was that she was very distressed after eating all the candy and had no candy to eat, so she specially reminded Sui Yu to bring her more back.
Although Du Yao bought a lot of things for them very generously, but those things were gifts from Du Yao, Sui Yu, as a big man, was really embarrassed to ask Du Yao for money to buy candy.
It just so happened that this candy seller hit the muzzle, so Sui Yu naturally wanted to take advantage of the situation to blackmail!
However, after seeing Sui Yu's strange robbery method, the peddler didn't know how to express his contradictory inner world at this time.
"What's the daze? Hurry up! It's a robbery! Don't waste our precious time! Meng Yu viciously turned the somewhat inconvenient horse chopping knife into a long sword, and urged the vendor to hurry up while picking up the vendor's watermelon knife and rattling it as a snack.
To see such a horrible sight. The vendor, who thought that he would be eaten if he was slow, hurriedly took the bag and quickly filled Sui Yu with candy according to Sui Yu's order.
At this time, Sui Yu was still very familiar with picking up some candy from the vendor's stall and tasting it directly, and at the same time, she didn't forget to give some to Ruisi and Du Yao, and even Sakura, who couldn't be seen by others, held a very huge toffee relative to her body and ate it deliciously.
"This sugar tastes good!"
Well, at this time, Sui Yu looked like a robber, while tasting the candy on the stall, he also instructed the vendor: "This kind of decoration!" Well. This kind of taste is also good, so let's have more! ”
Du covered his forehead with his hand and sighed to the sky with a cruel expression: "Sure enough, it's an alien, and even the way of acting cruelly is so special!" ”
Sui Yu was naturally very embarrassed when he heard this, to be honest, in order to show what cruelty he would kill people indiscriminately, Sui Yu really couldn't do it.
Just when Sui Yu was about to compromise with Du Yao and tell Du Yao the truth, he really wouldn't stay in this world for long, and the battle queens would not agree to him joining any forces. Du Yao said to him first: "Forget it! I won't force you to help me keep the peace of this world! In any case, the master of this world is us, so we naturally want to use our own strength to build this world better! ”
Speaking of which. Du Yao turned around and spread his arms, as if he wanted to hug the sky above the alley, and at the same time turned his back to Sui Yu and said loudly, "Wait! The next time you come over, I'll be sure to show you a better world! I promise! ”
"Hmmm! I look forward to that day! Sui Yu knew that the next time he came back after leaving this time, this world might really become decades or hundreds of years later, and at that time, this world might really become a peaceful, beautiful and crime-free world with Du Yao's efforts!
Even if he fails, Sui Yu will never forget Du Yao, and it is impossible to forget this girl who worked hard for her ideals!
Even Sui Yu admired this girl a little at this time - everyone who dares to do their best to fight for their ideals, whether they succeed or fail, they are worthy of everyone's admiration from the bottom of their hearts!
"Where do we go next?" Sui Yu changed the topic with a smile, since Du Yao had given up his plan to make Sui Yu a policeman. Then everyone naturally has to study the next itinerary.
"Of course, it's time to eat!" Du Yao really didn't bother about Sui Yu's inability to contribute to the maintenance of social stability, but showed a smile full of innocence, raised his right arm, and announced loudly: "I'll take you to a good place to eat in a while!" After eating, I will go back to the hotel to rest, and tomorrow I will take you to the most famous mall in the city to let you aliens see the prosperity of our earth! ”
Listen to the meal. Mengyu's eyes lit up and she immediately said that she wanted to eat the best metal on the planet!
Hearing this, Du Yao touched Mengyu's hair helplessly and said to her, "This is really no ......."
As they said this, the crowd drifted away.
The bitter peddler watched with a look of hope as Sui Yu turned the big bag of candy away and walked away with a few people, and finally couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect that the figure flashed, and Sui Yu turned his head and came back.
"Uncle alien, what else do you command?"
The expression on the peddler's face at this time was quite strange. Maybe he wanted to show Sui Yu a very professional smile, but because he was too nervous at this time, the smile on his face was more ugly than crying......
"Nothing to order!" Sui Yu casually took out a ring and threw it to the vendor, and at the same time said to him, "I'll exchange this ring for your candy!" Don't underestimate this ring, it can not only improve your body's resilience but also improve your body's strength attributes, in short, it is good for you to carry it on your body! Don't lose it! ”
When the peddler heard this, he quickly held the ring in the palm of his hand. Alien stuff, you don't have to think about it to know that it's definitely a good thing! So the hawker who was blessed by misfortune thanked Sui Yu for a thousand thanks.
Then Sui Yu turned around and strode away, and the afterglow of the setting sun shone on Sui Yu's body, and Sui Yu's whole body seemed to exude golden brilliance.
In the distance, the peddler seemed to hear the woman who was definitely from the earth saying to the handsome alien man, "I knew you couldn't be cruel!" ”
The alien man is still fighting in vain: "Trust me! I'm really cruel! (To be continued.) )