Chapter 10 Welcome to a beautiful new life
Lingxiao Village is not as mysterious as everyone imagined, and after talking with the people in the village, I learned that this is just an ordinary village, just far away from the Tiantang Dynasty, but very close to Shushan, because of the care of the immortals of the Shushan Sword Sect, it can be said that this is a paradise.
There is no famine in Lingxiao Village, there is no gate valve, and there is no emperor, and even the currency system of the mortal world has not yet been established here, and the transaction basically relies on barter, and occasionally uses fairy jade.
Of course, in exchange for Shushan's care, the villagers here have to provide a venue every few years for the Shushan Sword Sect to select disciples for testing.
The two senior brothers can finally get ready to get off work to receive a boxed lunch, and before leaving, they also explained to everyone: "In the next three months, you will work hard in Lingxiao Village, your names have been marked on the dormitory at the back of the village, and you can move in according to your name, by the way, the innermost set of single-family seaview villas is the residence of Senior Brother Sun Hongsun, who is in charge of the trial in Lingxiao Village, if you encounter any emergency in Lingxiao Village, you can go there to find him." ”
After the confession, the two people immediately rose into the air with flying swords, and then accelerated and broke through the air.
With the departure of the two senior brothers, the remaining teenagers and girls walked along a passage connected to the pure white sand beach to the dormitory behind, walking along this passage, the trees on both sides of the road were forested, the sea breeze blew, and I saw the leaves swaying and rustling, and a cool feeling spread all over the body.
Lingxiao Village is not very big, and soon the woods in front of it are a little sparse, and a few pieces of white sand beach are exposed, and the tide gently and gently rises and falls, and everyone sees a long row of houses facing the sea, and they are built here side by side.
Everyone's dormitory is almost identical, with glazed green tiles and white walls, and a small courtyard planted with flowers and trees
"I didn't expect the treatment to be good, our dormitory is barely a sea-view townhouse!" In the eyes of those princes and nobles, these dormitories were obviously a bit shabby, but Chang Le was already very satisfied.
The door of each dormitory was marked with a number and the user's name, Chang Le and Li Wuyan quickly found their own dormitory, and to their surprise, the dormitory between the two was not far apart.
"I'm A twenty-sixth, you're A thirty-seventh, and you're still quite close!"
The number of the dormitory is named after A, B, C, D, taking the A row dormitory where Chang Le and Li Wuyan lived, for example, from A No. 1 to A No. 100, the dormitories of the two people are so close to each other, it is not easy, there are 400 dormitories here.
"Hmph, why do you live here? What a bad luck! A pleasant and soft voice sounded, but with a little dissatisfaction.
"Yes, yes, after all, the road is narrow, not to mention that you are still so fat, the road is even narrower." Chang Le saw Tuoba Dance walking over with Lin Yiyi, and his heart was not good.
This Tuoba Dance and Li Wuyan are like comets hitting meat balls together, and if they are so close, I'm afraid that the future will not be easy......
"Hey, you stinky boy, who are you talking about!" If he still has some scruples in the face of Li Wuyan, then in the face of Chang Le, Tuoba Wu can't wait to directly whip the other party's skin to open the flesh, and he gasps and moans.
"If you don't say fat, can you say rough? It's also oh, your arms are thicker than Xiao Li's waist, in the future, when you marry into the Li family, remember to pay attention to your position when you make a villain, if you accidentally estimate that you will be widowed. Chang Le continued to slap the Tuoba Dance.
"Also, who do you call a stinky boy? Why are you so vulgar in your speech, but it's also true, your legs are thick, your waist is thick, your arms are thick, you are really a rough person! After speaking, Chang Le also deliberately used his hands to compare his waist that was weaker than Li Wuyan, and then expanded the gap between his hands several times, and pointed to Tuoba Wu's fat waist.
Li Wuyan next to him was already out of breath laughing at this time, and gave Chang Le a thumbs up in his heart, happy!
Even Lin Yiyi, who was on the side, couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker at this time.
After hearing this, Tuoba Wu immediately put on a look of wanting to fight with Chang Le, gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "You! How dare you ...... in front of so many people"
"What happened to you in front of so many people? I didn't touch you again! Did you know that the incidence of cerebral embolism and heart failure in obese people is twice as high as that of normal-weight people, that coronary heart disease is twice as high as that of normal-weight people, that the incidence of hypertension is two to six times that of normal-weight people, and that of people with high blood pressure is two to six times that of people of average weight, and that they are prone to short-lived? Chang Le put on a posture that you are uneducated at first glance, and continued sadly.
"Also, obese people are often afraid of heat, sweating, fatigue, lower limb edema, varicose veins, skin creases and dermatitis, etc., severely obese people, slow movement, walking activities are difficult, a little activity on the panic and shortness of breath, so as to affect normal life, serious even lead to the loss of labor. Obese people are also susceptible to various traumas, car accidents, fractures and sprains due to their slow motor reactions. ”
Seeing that everyone was stunned by what he said, Chang Le sighed, don't people in this world have medical knowledge? He coughed lightly and said, "How's it going, silly, aren't you?" Also, fat people affect their image, and it's easier to become a leftover girl than ordinary girls, and if you look for a job, the salary is basically only half of that of a beautiful woman, and the work is heavy and tiring, in case it is passed on to future generations...... Are you worthy of Xiao Li! Look at Xiao Li's good genes, this figure, this face, it's just a Buddha! ”
"Biyou kicks the Buddha?" Everyone was shocked and looked at each other, no one knew what Biyou kicked the Buddha was.
"Look at you, stupid, all of them are uneducated! Biyou kicking the Buddha means very beautiful! ”
Chang Le saw that everyone had been stunned by his eloquence, so he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and continued: "Therefore, obesity makes people unable to marry, affects appearance, is not conducive to health, and is even more of an obstacle to cultivation. ”
"Think about it yourself!" After speaking, Chang Le took advantage of the fact that the other party's mind had not yet turned a corner, and immediately ran back to his dormitory, and closed the door with a "bang".
"That's not right! After going around for such a circle, you didn't give a solution, just saying that the old lady was fat! Your name is Changle, right? Get the hell out of here! After a while, Tuoba Dance reacted, although Chang Le said at length, but it didn't help his figure at all, it was just a blow to himself!
Tuoba Wu's eyes were slightly red, she endured the grievances in her heart, Bei Yan bit her lip tightly, she raised her little thick leg with an angry face and kicked on Chang Le's door, and instantly a light cyan light lit up, and a powerful rebound force instantly overwhelming the world, as soon as Tuoba Wu came into contact with this force, the whole person rolled out like a ball of meat.
"Idiot, the Shushan Sword Sect, as the head of the immortal cultivation sect in the world, of course there is a magic circle set up outside the door, you kick it over like this, and you can't kill you?" Chang Le casually opened a bottle of Shushan Ice Spring, and drank it with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Alas, if you marry into the royal family with this IQ of Tuoba Dance...... Tsk, this kind of person can't survive three episodes in palace fighting dramas! ”