In a small remote city, in a small room with dark paint that has been dark for many years, the dusty Sony flat screen monitor is shining with colorful light. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Little snake, you go on the road, the ninth sister and I are squatting on the lower road, and after the offline road, we will jump out together and **** my mother's vote!"

There was a sound of laughter in the QT voice, and the little snake ran up the road with a big knife longer than himself, and said with a smile: "Boss, are you sure this time?" Don't be like the one just now, strategizing for a long time to catch the middle lane, but being squatted back, and the score was 0-4 in an instant! ”

"Go, go, which pot won't be opened, which pot do you mention, do you want to follow me, the mouth-strong king of the second district?" Chu Jianchen coughed twice in embarrassment, manipulated the widow to shake her ass and ran into the grass of the river, looked at the flat avenue of the lower road, looking forward to the lower road that did not know that the death date was coming, and then he was waiting for himself to come to the soul.

"That" Xiao Fa, who was following behind the widow, hesitated for a while, and Ai Ai said in a low voice: "Boss, can you let me take the blood later?" I'm definitely going to lose money financially, and I can still have an advantage when I go home with a lot of blood. ”

Chu Jianchen waved his big hand, and the widow's round ass twisted a few times: "Little meaning, it's okay to give you two heads, the robbery on the opposite side looks very powerful, you can use more equipment to snap him first and then again!" ”

"Boss Yingming, we will definitely win this ranking!"

The tearful moving voice of the ninth sister came from the headset, Chu Jianchen smiled heroically, and his sharp eyes saw the brilliance and ****** that had just come out of the grass after helping the jungle: "Ninth sister, imprison them!" One blood and two blood are ours! ”

"Yes!" Xiaofa screamed excitedly, and as the complicated incantation sounded, a purple mist suddenly appeared in the river channel under the feet of Guanghui and ******, trapping them in place.

"I'll top, you slaughter people!" Chu Jianchen shouted, the charming widow let out a coquettish smile, and quickly rushed to the middle of the ****** and Guanghui, so frightened that Guanghui hurriedly fixed her in the grating and threw a light on her head.

"Nani? The light belt is ignited, this script is a little wrong, right? As soon as a trace of doubt rose in Chu Jianchen's heart, he saw a dazzling snow-white poodle flash down from the cliff behind them, throwing out a lasso to imprison the female policeman who came to support him.

At the same time, the dog head on the upper road also teleported to the bottom road, and an axe split the widow who was already bleeding under his feet, and rushed to the policewoman's side in a flash, and the two axes split the policewoman into residual blood, and was easily taken away by ****** with two shots.

"Damn, it blew up at the beginning!" Xiaofa saw that the situation was not good, and just wanted to escape, but was re-ordered by the light, although he hurriedly released a confinement, but he still couldn't withstand the attack of the light and the poodle, and he hated the spot under the ignition of the ******.

In less than two minutes, the four people on the lower road died and one escaped, looking at the remnant blood robot that fled in the wilderness, the barbarian king who was standing on the road canceled the teleportation with tears, and shouted bitterly in QT: "Boss, why did you blow up again?" ”

"It's okay, don't panic, look at me."

After resurrecting from the spring, Chu Jianchen manipulated the widow with her ass twisting to touch her own wild area, looked at the poodle who was fighting with the red buff and smiled, her body moved, and she touched the back of the poodle: "Sample, I knew you were going to steal the red, see if I will put you first x and then x, shame before the snow!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the poodle who was fighting with the red buff suddenly turned around and froze the widow who had sneaked in, Chu Jianchen smiled in his heart, and thought proudly: "You have such a little blood now, and you also want to fight me?" I don't believe you can kill me with a red buff attack! ”

As soon as his mind turned, Chu Jianchen saw a majestic alloy tribulation rushing out of the shadows, and gacha himself with the poodle, and the picture in the monitor suddenly dimmed, turning into a dead black and white.

"I'm rubbing, this is not the right start! Who wrote this script, I want to deduct his five cents! Chu Jianchen pursed his lips depressedly, he didn't dare to run around anymore, he honestly intervened in the jungle, and stayed up for a long time before he came up with a few pieces of bits and pieces.

"Boss, go on the road to help catch it, the dog head is too powerful, I can't beat him!" The barbarian looked at the dog head in front of him that was eight feet tall, his waist was also eight feet, and he had a pig's foot halo, and his heart was weak for a while, and he wailed in the channel: "This product is now 500 points!" As soon as the axe came down, I had no blood, and I didn't even dare to go out of the tower now, and I panicked when I hid from eating experience! ”

"Don't worry, I'll do it too." Chu Jianchen estimated the difference between the combat power of the two of them and the dog head, and whispered in the channel: "Don't push the line, let's go together, put the dog head flat first, and let this thing grow all the time, let's stop fighting, just gg." ”

"Good! Listen to the boss! There was a commotion in the channel, and the four of them went home collectively to replenish the state, lurking all the way to the river, and seeing that the dog head was still replenishing the troops as if nothing had happened, they immediately surrounded the dog's head in the middle, and let out a cold snort in unison.

Just when Chu Jianchen thought that the overall situation had been decided, the dog's head suddenly became bigger, and a flash ran behind the policewoman, and the axe quickly slashed down, sending the policewoman back to the hot spring in one fell swoop.

When Chu Jianchen saw this scene, he chuckled in his heart, and as soon as a bad thought arose, he saw an axe quickly occupy all his field of vision, and the monitor suddenly turned gray, and the blood-soaked widow went to the hot spring to watch the play.

"Boss, this game can't be played, let's vote." With the mighty dog head on the screen, one by one, all five people were sent to the hot springs, and the QQ channel was quiet for a while, and they all said dejectedly.

"Forget it, my pot, cast it, I'll go to the liver boat after beating this, see if I can lose Sangyu and kill Sister Lion."

Chu Jianchen looked speechlessly at the dog head that gave them a thank you on the screen, and angrily gave him a middle finger, Mu Ran clicked OK on the surrender option, and watched the crystal explode into a brilliant firework in the rapid rotation, and after a long sigh, he quit the game, picked up his mobile phone and clicked into the ship.

"Huh? Boss, you also play ship mother? Are you playing C or R? The little snake's surprised voice suddenly came from the headset, Chu Jianchen glanced at the QT interface, and saw that in the empty room, only the name of the little snake was still flashing with inexplicable brilliance: "Can't I CR double cultivation?" The palms and backs of my hands are full of meat, and cutting off any of them is not the result I want. ”

"Boss, I didn't mean that." It wasn't until Chu Jianchen connected to the island wind go and entered the ship C page that the little snake's voice sounded full of vitality: "I'm also a double cultivator, but your luck is too bad, boss, you haven't even started Sister Lion until now, is it possible that you are the legendary Fei Ti?" ”

"I'm not you!" Chu Jianchen originally thought that Little Snake was bragging, but it wasn't until he pulled himself into the Q group of the "Ou Ti Assembly" he founded, and put a series of screenshots of Ou Ti's evidence, that his eyes widened as if he had just woken up from a dream, his eyes slid over a series of vertical paintings that repeated Ou Zheng, and he leaned on the back of the chair with his chest covered, and sat up again after a long time: "Goodbye, little snake, I'm going to delete my friends." ”

"Don't, Boss!" After hearing Chu Jianchen's words, the little snake was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't be like this, boss, I don't want to show you off, I just want to prove that I'm not just talking nonsense!" ”

"Whew! Do you know the most deadly truth of unintentionally showing off wealth? Needless to say, little snake, the sacred fire on Mount Kilimanjaro has been lit, and the loud trumpet will surely blow in every corner of Hyjal! ”

Chu Jianchen slapped the table hard, shaking a bunch of messy things on the table and pouring them to the ground: "There is no Europe!" Little snake, there are two paths in front of you now, one, delete the number, and two, delete me! The choice is yours! ”

"Boss, what the hell are you talking nonsense?" The little snake seemed to be a little depressed, and sent a puzzled expression to Chu Jianchen's window, and said helplessly: "What kind of friendship do we have, do you want to cut me off because you failed to smuggle into Europe?" ”

"I don't have any friendship with all evil Europeans!" Chu Jianchen did not hesitate to put the past of Xiao Snake and himself in the Warcraft and becoming good friends, gritted his teeth and looked at the screenshots full of anger in front of him, and said in a cold voice: "The holy war is about to begin, you choose, do you want to fight for the tribe with me, or choose to become a lackey of Europe?" ”

"Well, if you really want these things, I can give you this number." The little snake ignored Chu Jianchen's angry words, and said in an extremely relaxed tone.

"Give it to me? Are you serious? Are you really going to give me these royal certificates? Chu Jianchen's scorching gaze swept over the screenshots one by one, and deeply imprinted those unattainable vertical paintings into his heart: "You have to think clearly, after losing this number, your European journey will also end!" ”

"It's not a big deal." The little snake smiled nonchalantly, and said easily: "Anyway, I just use this number to practice boats, and it's not even a trumpet, so it's not a big deal to give it to you." ”

When Chu Jianchen heard the little snake say this, a wave of anger suddenly erupted uncontrollably from the bottom of his heart, and he slapped the table and said loudly: "Little snake, you bastard!" It was the same when I was in Warcraft, others were red hands at most, and you TM was the top equipment of thieves when you touched it! We have a thief in our leisure group, and TMD is the whole group to equip you alone every time! I really regret pulling you into the ship's mother pit, giving you a chance to show my face! ”

"Boss, you are Chiguoguo's jealousy! When did I have something good that I didn't share with you? I've changed dozens of pieces for you just by changing your equipment. The little snake smashed his mouth, and only after half a sound did he hesitate to say: "Boss, in fact, it is very simple to want to enter Europe, it depends on whether you dare to do it." ”

"Huh? Listening to the tone of your words, it seems that there is something good at hand? Chu Jianchen has been dating Little Snake for so many years, and as soon as he heard it, he knew that this little snake whose real identity was a hacker seemed to have come up with something new: "Have you made a new plug-in?" Like the mysterious code that turned the Queen's necklace into an orange axe? ”

"Shh~~! Boss, you just need to know, don't say it! I just did those few strokes at the beginning, and if I had a lawsuit for this, I would really lose money to my grandmother's family! ”

The little snake was taken aback by Chu Jianchen's words, and repeatedly told him, until Chu Jianchen repeatedly promised that he would not mention these things in front of others, and then he passed an exe program: "Boss, with this crown of the European Emperor, I guarantee what you want, not to mention getting out of Europe, even conquering the sea of stars, it's just a drizzle!" The program is foolish, the difficulty of operation is zero, boss, you fight slowly, it's already one o'clock in the morning, and I'm going to get ready for bed. ”

"Go to sleep, I'll ask you tomorrow if you have any questions." Chu Jianchen nodded, watching the name of the little snake suddenly dim, and casually clicked on the program he had teleported, and installed it on his hard drive.

"The program needs to scan all hard disks to start, is it allowed?" The installation interface has just disappeared, and the program that looks like an Atago icon suddenly pops up a paragraph to get permission to scan the hard drive.

"This modifier still needs to scan all the hard drives? What the hell is Little Snake doing? Could it be that she wants to peek at Ivy who is hiding on my hard drive? ”

Chu Jianchen scratched his chin, looked at the cute Atago who was flashing with bright eyes, and resolutely moved the mouse to the determined button: "Sample, the things in my hard drive are pure and immaculate, even if you install a smuggling back door, you can't find the slightest bad thing!" Hehe, are you really vegetarian when my 5t mobile hard drive? ”

Ador's big eyes flickered a few times, smiled sweetly at Chu Jianchen, and a dialog box decorated with old metal popped up: "The fleet has been activated!" Please plug your mobile phone into the USB of the computer, and start the fleet program at the same time to complete the initialization of the ship! ”

"The modifiers made by the little snake are getting better and better in terms of art! It looks like the real Atago is so cute! Chu Jianchen plugged his phone into the computer and watched a progress bar quickly slide to the end: "The ship has been deleted, and the fleet has been prepared!" Ship C has been deleted, and the initialization of ship equipment has been completed! ”

"What!" Chu Jianchen, who was engrossed in watching the cute Atago, heard the sound coming from the computer, and hurriedly looked down at the phone, only to see that the phone had returned to the desktop, and the place where the ship was originally loaded was already empty, and it had obviously been completely deleted: "What's going on, isn't it just a plug-in modifier?" Why did you delete the base game itself? ”

"Your Excellency, Commander, we are the Star Sea Fleet, not some ship R, but a brand new fleet that you have never seen before!" Meng Hua Atago flicked his head, and said to Chu Jianchen with a smile: "Your Excellency, the initialization of the ship's equipment has been completed, and the whole ship has been reloaded, do you want to leave immediately?" ”

"Wait, what the hell are you talking about? What is reloaded and what is initialized? Where the hell do you want me to go? ”

Chu Jianchen tugged on the data cable, wanting to disconnect the connection between the phone and the computer: "Don't be kidding, my two games are still just in the new stage, you deleted them all for me, how can I continue to play?" ”

Atago smiled and put his finger to his lips, and tilted his head cutely to look at Chu Jianchen: "Our Star Fleet has nothing to do with them, naturally we have to delete them, Your Excellency Commander, the jump is about to begin, please make the necessary preparations, ten, nine, eight, seven~~~~~!" ”

"Wait! Where the hell are you trying to take me? Chu Jianchen had already discovered that something was wrong at this time, and stared at Atago on the screen with a serious expression and asked, "You are not the modification software made by Little Snake!" Who are you? What do you want to do to me? ”

Atago winked at Chu Jianchen and said playfully: "We are the Star Fleet, we are here at the call of His Excellency the Commander, and we are ready to give everything to His Excellency the Commander at any time!" The preparation for the jump is over, and the jump is about to begin, so please prepare for the onslaught, Your Excellency, Commander! ”

A faint blue electric spark suddenly erupted from the computer and mobile phone, enveloping the small room in the faint blue electric light, and Chu Jianchen's body twisted strangely in the dark blue electric spark, and disappeared in front of the computer desk.

The powerful gravitational force completely annihilated Chu Jianchen's consciousness, and he couldn't even resist the slightest, so he was swallowed up by the dark blue lightning and fell into a deep darkness.