Chapter 168: The pig's ears of the guinea fish are cold
The medical ninja meeting ended, and Naruto, Tsunade, Shizuki, and Kazama Kazuki left first.
Everyone stood up and saluted each other.
After Naruto left, many people patted the shoulder of the person who found fault and said with a wicked smile: "Brother, for the sake of my colleagues for so many years, pity my brother, borrow your wife to play with me?" ”
The man's face turned green.
Then someone came over and said, "I don't want what you've used, just lend me your daughter to play." ”
The man finally couldn't help it anymore and shouted angrily, "Get out! ”
The crowd dispersed, and the boat of friendship capsized.
If you want to say the reason, it angered Tsunade's disciples, in the eyes of these people, this guy's future is gone.
To be with such a person who dies again can only be implicated.
Therefore, instead of lamenting that society is too realistic, it is better to lament that you are too stupid.
Someone gossiped as he walked: "His wife seems to be from Shanin Village, right?" No wonder there will be a fight for the Sand Ninja Village. ”
The person next to him complained: "I've heard that if you have a stepmother, you will have a stepfather, but you haven't heard of marrying a wife from another country and turning your elbow out?" ”
Someone next to him complained: "They all say that girls are extroverted, is it ...... His attribute is actually a girl? ”
The female doctor couldn't listen to it, "Why did our woman provoke you again?" ”
The man hurriedly replied, "A woman's extroversion is an advantage, really! ”
The female doctor rolled her eyes and asked, "Xiao Xiaoxi, are you almost forty?" ”
The man was stunned for a moment, Xiao Xiaoyu was his nickname, and then nodded.
The female doctor mocked: "You deserve to be single until now." ”
The medical ninja named Xiao Yuyu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
After everyone left, the medical ninja stood still and didn't leave, his eyes were red, and he cursed, "Drag a fart!" Damn little bald, if I let me develop and kill you! ”
A cold air suddenly blew through, silently, and a long sword slashed across the man's throat.
"Jealousy makes people ugly, but even if you are jealous, you shouldn't be so obvious, are you mentally retarded? Or is it a bad head? ”
Naruto's mouth was spitting cold, and the man's left ear was frozen into ice.
By the time he reacted, his body had already shaken into chaff from fear, especially his left ear, which had lost consciousness, and the sword that was lying across his throat.
Disbelief: "You...... You...... Don't scare me! It's Konoha here! Even if you're a disciple of the Hokage, you won't dare to kill me! ”
The green Hidden Blade slid slightly, and the steel could be sharpened into tofu, and it was easy to cut a hole on the man's neck that was neither long nor short, neither deep nor shallow, and the red blood began to overflow, but it did not cut the artery, so the blood was not sprayed, and it flowed very slowly.
The man's body shook, and the wound hit the green Hidden Blade and then increased, and the blood flowed more and faster.
Feeling the blood begin to flow down his skin, the only bit of hard qi left was swallowed up by fear, and he begged for mercy with a cry: "Don't kill me, I was wrong, please don't kill me......"
Naruto said calmly: "Of course I won't kill you, you're right, even if I'm a disciple of the Hokage, I don't dare to kill you easily, I just came back to remind you, I'm dangerous, you have to be in awe of me, otherwise ......"
The sword light waved, "Dang!" It was the sound of a frozen ear falling on the table.
"Even if I don't kill you, let you lose an ear or arm or something, it's still harmless."
The green sleeve sword was sheathed, and there was no trace of blood on the sword, and it was very clean.
Naruto turned away and waved goodbye, "You're also a medical ninja, right?" It's not hard to sew the ears back on, just watch out for the cold on them. ”
Naruto left.
The medical ninja clawed at his ear with tears in pain, but the next moment, his hand was frozen on his ear.
Frightened, he began to call for help.
Naruto returned to Tsunade's side, and Tsunade rolled his eyes and motioned to the screams upstairs, "You did that?" ”
Naruto smiled: "I didn't do anything excessive, I just cut off his ears, you can rest assured that I also helped to refrigerate and keep them fresh before you cut them, and if you handle them properly, your ears will be no different from the past." ”
Cut down and refrigerated?
The corners of the silent mouth next to him twitched, and he roared in his heart that it was human ears! You think it's pig ears!
Tsunade sighed, "Can you change your flawed nature?" Didn't that man just show a little dissatisfaction out of jealousy? It's good to break a few bones, as for cutting the ears? ”
"Go, put that person's ears back, there are only thirty of them that the Konoha medical ninja can use."
Naruto was embarrassed: "Shall I go?" I just let out cruel words, wouldn't it be shameless to go back now? ”
"Besides, even if he can't put his ears back, I can give him a fake ear, don't worry, I guarantee that it will be the same as the real thing!" He blinked as he spoke.
Listening to this sentence, Mute's little face turned black into a briquette......
Subconsciously touched his ears.
It's good, the ears are still there, and it's original.
I thought to myself, let's not mess with Naruto in the future......
In case one day this kid has his head pumped and his ears are removed, and then he will pay a fake ......
It was a ...... scene It's cruel......
Tsunade glared at Naruto and said to Shizune, "Shizune, you can go and have a look." ”
If it was usual, Mute wouldn't wipe Naruto's ass, but today she felt a little cold standing next to Naruto......
Especially the bald head, most of the credit is because of her......
So he promised, and the guinea porpoise, which was also cold with pig ears, left quickly.
The guinea pig thought of the fart he had collapsed......
Pig ears are still there, right?
The guinea flapped a pair of fat pig ears and confirmed, well, it's still there.
After Mute went upstairs again, Tsunade said to Kazama Kazuki, "Is there anyone in the new generation of Konoha who is more talented in medical ninjutsu and worth cultivating?" ”
Kazama Kazuki pointed at Naruto, "This." ”
Naruto smiled triumphantly.
Tsunade rolled her eyes, of course she knew that.
"What about other than that?"
Kazama Kazuki thought about it seriously, and then shook his head: "No, the others are too bad." ”
Tsunade: "How bad is it?" ”
Kazama Kazuki thought about it seriously and affirmed: "It's so bad that it can't be compared." ”
Tsunade pointed at Naruto and said to Kazuki Kazama, "What you said in your mouth...... Is it compared to him? ”
Kazama Kazuki said as she should, "That's right. ”
Naruto secretly gave Kazuki a thumbs up.
Kazama Hanazuki replied to him.
Naturally, this scene didn't escape Tsunade's sight, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes again.
At this time, Naruto spoke, "It's still good, Kazuki-sensei's requirements are too high. ”
It's a fact that it's too high, and Tsunade knows it.
But this sentence came out after Naruto finally spoke......
It tastes weird......
And that sassy, narcissistic spicy eyes.
Naruto continued: "Sakura Haruno's talent in medical ninjutsu is still good, and although the female ninjas in the other squads are not as good as Sakura Haruno, it is okay to train and train to be in a hurry in the team. ”
Finally, he added: "Sakura Haruno is the pink-haired girl who went to the office to find you that day." ”
Tsunade's eyebrows furrowed, "Because of Sasuke's business?" ”
Naruto nodded, "yes, that's it." ”