On April 20, Bayern Munich, who adopted a semi-rotating lineup, defeated Hannover 96 9-0 away, and the starting Ronshette scored a hat-trick and contributed an assist, and his form rebounded significantly.

But apart from Bayern and his personal fans, not many people seem to be paying attention to this game.

Most people's attention is focused on the Allianz Arena three days later, and they want to watch the two cosmic teams fight off as soon as possible rather than the pointless abuse!

There were even people who pouted disdainfully:

"Long Shute will only brush the data on the weak team now, what is the difference between this shameless behavior and Ronaldo?!"

"Bayern won the championship eight rounds in advance, and he still has to start every game and come out to abuse vegetables, it's a shame to go home!"

"I won the Golden Boot once by luck last season, and this season it was really revealed, and I didn't even score two goals in the knockout round, and I was really the most rubbish Mr. Golden Ball in history!"

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Of course, they would never dare to make this kind of voice in front of Long Shute.

Even after the previous two games against Juventus, Ronshette still leads the scorers list with 17 goals, while Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi are only in second and third place with 11 and 8 goals respectively......

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"Boys, that's what we're training for today."

Heynckes pointed to the basketball court behind him and said to his disciples with a smile.

"Is there any mistake?"

Ribery, who is 1.7 meters tall, was the first to complain, and others echoed him:

"Tomorrow is the game against Barcelona, you let us play basketball?!"

"Please, coach, I don't want to play basketball at all!"

"Let's practice free-kick tactics again, shall we?"

Even Ram, who stands out in basketball skills, couldn't help but complain:

"Coach, are you trying to paralyze the smokescreen that Barcelona has released?"

Heynckes shook his head with a serious face:

"This is my plan for scientific training, which of you would dare to oppose it? Then go to the reserve team and play in the Champions League! ”

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

Long Shute and the others raised their hands and surrendered again and again, although Gonggong Hai was a good man, but in this kind of matter, the players did not dare to joke easily, and hurriedly changed into their respective equipment and began to warm up for activities.

"Oh, by the way," assistant coach Herman said with a smile on his face, "In order to achieve better training results, we have borrowed a few key players from the basketball team, and they will have a ...... with you."

Ribery, who was changing his sneakers, immediately let out a wail.

Bayern Munich has never been more than just a football club, they also have basketball, volleyball, badminton, chess teams......

Although the basketball team was only re-promoted to the top league in 2011, it quickly entered the top league and qualified for the Champions League next season.

Then they heard another assistant teacher, Grande, add:

"It's a player on the women's team, and if you don't want to practice, you can go and rest."

"Practice! Practice, practice, practice! ”

Ribery jumped up from the bench with a thud:

"A soccer player who doesn't want to play basketball is not a good man!"

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"Poof!"

Long Shute, who was rushing forward on the basketball court, bumped into two soft masses.

The force was reciprocal, and the female basketball player on the opposite side was knocked away by him, and he himself was bounced back lightly, and sat on the ground with his ass.

"It's not a foul?!"

Long Shute rubbed his buttocks while reminiscing about the feeling just now, no, he appealed to the referee:

"She's hitting people with the ball! Wrong! It's a blocking foul! ”

The guest referee was the coach of the basketball team, and he slapped Long Shute on the head:

"This is the most basic pick-and-roll, right?! At your level, if you come to our basketball team, you won't even be able to play as a substitute! ”

Long Shute shook off his slap in annoyance:

"When I learn how to dribble and shoot, watch me kill them seven in and seven out by myself, and I want to die!"

Mueller, who was standing outside, couldn't help but cover his face:

"You really don't have any basketball talent! Look at me, how easy it is to dribble the ball under the crotch of these hands, it's like Jordan is reincarnated! ”

"Jordan is alive!"

"Ahh Muller let out a scream.

The basketball bounced to the side, but he fell to his knees on the floor between his legs......

Crotch dribbling...... It's also risky!

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In fact, when this training officially began, with the focus of training during this time, everyone had already understood the intention of the coaching team.

Barcelona are Europe's most famous technical team, and their ground control and propulsion ability are unrivaled even by Bayern Munich, who have many superstars - after all, more than half of the players in the Barcelona squad have been trained in pass-and-control football at La Masia since the youth era, and this habit and tacit understanding is difficult to compare with the second team.

That's why Bayern Munich have to take advantage of their only weakness: height.

As we all know, in addition to the central defenders, most of Barcelona's players are around 1.7 meters, and in the face of Bayern, who is generally 1.8 meters, they undoubtedly suffer extremely in height.

And their backline is stretched thin due to various problems, just like Bayern last season......

Captain Puyol is old and has suffered the same injury as Mascherano, left wing-back Abidal has been sidelined for a long time due to successive cancer surgeries, Adriano has been suspended for yellow cards, and their backline has not even been able to put together a full four-man pair......

Heynckes' intention was obvious, and that was to kill the Spaniards with a high-altitude ball!

So after the players played basketball with the girls for an hour and stumbled, they reluctantly started the real training content......

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On April 22, Lonshette attended the pre-match press conference.

In the face of questions from Catalan journalists, he appeared very low-key:

'I've regained some form and scored a few goals in the last two league games, but you're right, both opponents are weak and it doesn't prove that I'm back to my best. Facing Barcelona, who regained the La Liga title ahead of schedule, I was worried about whether I could break the embarrassing record of not winning two games in the Champions League, and I hope God can bring me some good luck......"

Those reporters were content to get what they wanted.

Look, Bayern No. 8 has already conceded intimidation!

Chinese who believe in Marxism will pray to God for refuge!

Barcelona will surely step on the corpse of the defending champion and meet their arch-rivals Real Madrid in the final!

This edition of the Champions League will be Spain's national derby!

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Compared to another matchup, the match between Bayern Munich and Barcelona is certainly more interesting.

After all, the rise of Dortmund is only a matter of two seasons, but Bayern Munich is the benchmark of the entire German football, not to mention that Barcelona is still a recognized cosmic team in recent years, compared to Real Madrid, which has fallen in the round of 16 for six consecutive years (2005-2011), I don't know how many grades higher......

On the evening of April 23, this Champions League semi-final at the Allianz Arena will surely become the pinnacle showdown that attracts worldwide attention! [.]