The human beings over there have finally made contact with the aliens on the Sky Fortress, and countless people are nervous to death, this is a cross-era dialogue!

Although there is countless evidence that aliens have come, there are various theories that the reason why the US imperialists are so much is because of the help of aliens, and some people say that the earth is already a cosmic nature reserve in the eyes of aliens.

However, there has never been a truth, that's right, don't think it's unscientific, this is the world set up by Lin Xuan, his freewheeling personality, of course, is what he likes to do.

Set up something, depending on the mood, just be self-exalted.

This communication ...... It's very difficult, after all, this is not only a language barrier, the living environment is different, maybe the three views are different, in the love apartment, this situation can be fought directly, Lu Bushang, beat me to death Hattori Hanzo!

But in the end, it was miraculously successful, and after the language barrier was passed, they could communicate, and found that the three views of both sides and the world they stayed in were actually very similar.

That's good, it's much easier to communicate (colonize) in this way! Both sides are satisfied, and talks are about to take place, and it would be better if a harmonious and friendly mutual assistance (unequal) treaty could be signed!

And Tiga over there is a long melancholy.

Long, melancholy.

You say, how did the trajectory of my life change after I met Lin Xuan, this is not just as simple as the misplaced gears of fate, my painting style is so crooked that I feel terrible.

"How's it going, have you decided?" Lin Xuan asked.

"Don't say it, I'm not decided." Tiga said, wanting to change the subject, "When are you going to do something about this alien spaceship?" ”

In fact, he was also very interested in this spaceship, but he just couldn't show it in front of Lin Xuan, otherwise he was afraid that Lin Xuan would do something strange to him again.

"Don't rush, take your time." Lin Xuan said, "And how can it be called hands-on? I call this harmonious and friendly mutual assistance, let's go, I'll go and communicate with them first. ”

"Then I won't show up, stay in your pocket and watch the excitement." After Di Jia finished speaking, he took the initiative to become a divine light rod, and he became his own transformer, and then he was consciously stuffed into someone else's pocket.

If you think about it, isn't it a bit like that?

I just want to check if the so-called triple cultivation speed really exists, don't think about it! Wow, it really exists, cool!

The Di Jia Mei Zizi here, and Lin Xuan over there teleported directly into the spaceship, and as soon as he arrived, the spaceship buzzed.

"Huh? What the hell, have I been discovered? Lin Xuan was surprised, and he began to look around.

The inside of this spaceship, very metallic, looked strange, and the next moment, a voice sounded.

"Automatic language translation has begun."

Can you also translate languages? With this, you don't have to take the English test!

"This guest, if you want to come, you can talk to us outside, so wouldn't it be nice for us to bring you in?" That way neither party will be embarrassed. A humanoid figure stepped out.

He also has human limbs and heads, and facial features, but he is very short, and according to human aesthetics, he looks very ugly, and his skin is still wrinkled.

"Neither side will be embarrassed? No, I'm not embarrassed at all. Lin Xuan continued to look around in surprise.

Alien: "? ”

What's the matter with the negotiators sent from the human side?

Obviously, they regarded Lin Xuan as a representative who came to negotiate, they had already understood that there were also monks in this secret realm, and Lin Xuan might be it.

In their opinion, Lin Xuan wanted to use the means of a monk to enter the spaceship, give them a dismount, and be detected, it should be very embarrassing, but it turned out that people looked curious, which was very embarrassing......

No, you have to be patient, even if the other party is a human who has not yet evolved, but if you have a good relationship, it will be of great help to develop here.

In the past, as they conquered many planets, as long as they showed their ability to crush everything, those former rulers immediately became tools in their hands.

"By the way, why are you so ugly?" Lin Xuan looked at this alien and asked again, which made this alien not good at that time.

Something, broken......

It's broken!

Oh my God, what's wrong with me being ugly? Eating your rice? Why do you have to be stabbed in the heart when you come to this planet? I'm dedicating my life to science!

This human being, so rude!

"Is that all you have to say? Aren't you worried about the future of your humanity? His face turned cold, as if he was about to tear his face.

Since you ignore me so much, then I will use hard to convince you!

"Why worry? You won't be naïve to think that you guys can get the world with a small broken boat, Chinese dicks, Japanese high school students, American homeless people, these three kinds of people, just one of them and you'll be finished! ”

The alien's face was grim, "I don't know what you're talking about?" ”

"Of course, because poverty limits your imagination." Lin Xuan nodded.

"You...... Bastard! I'll kill you! "Aliens are going crazy, and in his eyes, shouldn't humans talk to them in a low voice? How? So wonderful!

"Call me Daddy!" Lin Xuan drank heavily.

"Mom, Dad!" Aliens are crazy.

"Rain Butterfly isn't here!" Lin Xuan continued to drink!

"Bastard! Pay for everything you do, the humans of this planet will pay for what you say! "Alien popularity is ruined.

"Look at the appearance of your lost dog, it's too unrecognizable, it really makes me want to laugh, what else can you do besides talking about this?" Lin Xuan said with a smile.

In his trouser pocket, Tiga silently mourned for this alien, poor fellows, do you know who you are facing at this time?

This is not a regular measurable thing! It's good to make your mind explode in minutes, look at me, now I actually feel very comfortable being a transformer and staying in someone else's pants pocket!

The human race over there has already sent a general with a high status to prepare to negotiate, hoping to overwhelm the aliens with the momentum of this general and gain the initiative in negotiations.

"Over to you!" This side was just entrusted, and over there, the aliens replied.

"Impudent and lowly monkeys! Is that your attitude? You will pay the price for those you send! Either surrender as our slaves, or, all die! ”

This hysterical roar has left many people confused? What happened? And the old general is full of confusion, huh? Did I do something remarkable?