【Chapter 29】Squeezed the captain dry
I tore the bark of the banana tree into very small shapes by hand, then found a well-lit rock by the stream and put the fibers on it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wang Xiaotie actually let go of this group of girls for a reason. It's not that he doesn't want to be with beautiful women, it's that he needs to wash his dirty body.
As an otaku, the dirt accumulated over the years seems to have become his wealth. So much so that many places have developed into something that is beginning to take shape. In particular, the knees, thighs, etc., divide the body into completely different colors.
This is why Wang Xiaotie has never taken off his pants and close-fitting shirt. Skinny is one aspect, in fact, it is these unsightly cuns (dirt accumulated on the skin) that make Wang Xiaotie as pure as a yellow flower girl.
It can be exaggerated to say that Wang Xiaotie's corn in some places is thick enough to grow crops.
Finally able to take off clean without any scruples, Wang Xiaotie jumped into the stream bare.
After more than an hour, the downstream of the creek had become muddy like sewage from a chemical plant, and there were a few careless small fish, with bleached bellies, floating on the water.
Wang Xiaotie also climbed ashore from the stream with satisfaction. By the way, all the clothes and pants were washed and placed on the rocks to dry. Wang Xiaotie is a rare real savage.
He looked at his current body and nodded with satisfaction. In this way, even if there is a real chance to be pushed down, the girl will not be scared away by the dirt on her body. It seems that you really have to change the habit of taking a shower once every six months, or once every two months?
Feeling refreshed is a difference, including wearing clean clothes and pants, and the body immediately feels a lot lighter. By the way, after solving his personal physiological needs, Wang Xiaotie easily and happily returned to the cave with the ignition object.
I rummaged through the firewood that was drying, and found that it was still a little damp, and it seemed that it would take a while longer.
Three pieces of wood more than 20 centimeters thick were found around, and Wang Xiaotie dragged them to the bottom of the cave.
The rest of the time is to make a ladder to ascend the cave. Two meters is not a height that ordinary people can easily climb. Especially for otaku like Wang Xiaotie who lacks exercise, arm strength is almost equivalent to a negative number.
It's a hassle to make stairs and something, and it also gives some animals a shortcut to climb. So Wang Xiaotie thought of a very simple way.
It is to put three pieces of wood that can be used to stand on. In order from low to tall, they are buried in the ground against the rock wall. This also creates a staircase that can be easily accessed.
However, after burying a wooden stake, Wang Xiaotie gave up. It's so tiring. The ground here is undeniably hard, and perhaps it would be a better idea to leave the rest to the gorillas who have nowhere to digest it. Let's be honest and make a fire.
At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, the large army, led by four women, finally came to this scenic spot in Taoyuan. Captain Wang Xiaotie also lived up to expectations and lit the fire again. Smiling by the fire, he waved cordially to the reunited team members.
"Wow! Captain, you're amazing! Wang Xiaotie's fire unsurprisingly attracted praise again.
"I'm sorry my brothers and sisters, it's 4:16 p.m. and the sun will set soon. We still have a lot of work to do. Now I'm going to take the time to assign tasks, and I'm sorry I didn't give you a break after a long journey. The first time Wang Xiaotie saw everyone was not a friendly greeting, but immediately began to distribute work. Because time is really running out.
"Two men buried the other two logs in the shape of the stake I had erected, forming a simple staircase to climb up to the cave."
"The girls take turns taking care of the campfires and then pick up relatively dry firewood around the perimeter."
"Assign one person to follow me to get some bananas for dinner, and the rest of us to get hay, because we have to lay out on the floor at night."
As night fell, everyone gathered in the cave. The campfire was also moved to the center of the cave. A crowd of people are enjoying a banana feast around a campfire.
"Boss, this place is amazing!" There were already more than a dozen banana peels under Henry's feet, but the guy was still stuffing them in his mouth.
"We're going to do it tonight, and tomorrow if the weather is good, we'll find a way to make a door at the entrance of the cave. In this way, you can live for a long time. "The only bad thing about this cave is that the entrance is too big, and now the wind will pour in through the wide cave at night, and when it rains, maybe most of the cave will be wet.
Another important point is that if the whole cave is sealed, then the safety factor will rise a lot, and if enough firewood is added before going to bed, then there is no need to arrange a vigil, and everyone can sleep comfortably together.
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When it was time to rest, everyone looked for a comfortable spot and began to spread hay on the ground. The men were consciously gathered on the left side of the fire, while the women were lying on the right side of the fire.
Wang Xiaotie stood in the middle of the fire, full of struggle, looking to the left and to the right, hesitating.
Why is this damn cave so big? Wang Xiaotie couldn't help but sigh in his heart, 8 big men can lie side by side without crowding. Wang Xiaotie sighed, and could only helplessly take the hay and walk towards the left where the men were.
"Boss, didn't you say you're a woman? Why are you sleeping next to me? Henry stood up and stopped Wang Xiaotie, who was about to make the bed. While saying this, he also winked at several foreign men next to him.
"That's right! Yes! Henry's lewd expression was immediately responded to fiercely, and the big men next to him immediately began to coax, "Captain, you have been sleeping in the women's pile for 10 days, why did you come to our side?" Was it kicked out of the house by those women? ”
"Hahahaha......"
In the ridicule of this group of exaggerated and strange men, Wang Xiaotie was messy. Is this herd of cattle Nyima going to rebel?
Henry looked at Wang Xiaotie, who was silent, and became even more energetic, stood up directly, and shouted at the women on the other side of the bonfire, "Hey! Chicks, don't you want your favorite captain? If we really don't, we'll laugh at it? ”
In the face of men's provocations, how could Nancy Windsor, as a female man, admit it? Directly holding up his proud chest, he came to the helpless Wang Xiaotie, hugged Wang Xiaotie's arm, and said contemptuously to Henry, "The gorilla of the rugby team, our king will not only sleep next to us, but also sleep among us!" What do you think? Do you have an opinion? ”
Brent Parker said in a strange way at this time: "I don't have an opinion, it's just that our poor captain must not be squeezed dry tomorrow and can't get out of bed." ”
"Hahahaha......"