Chapter 89: Are You a System or a Phone? (to be amended)
It was evening again, and after a long day's travel, she set up camp and lit a bonfire, preparing to set out early tomorrow morning to find the mansion that was said to be very close to the town.
The fact is that the mansion is not far to the east of the town, but Diemei, who thinks that she can find it without a map, has taken the wrong path, and it is estimated that when she finds that she has taken the wrong road and is getting farther and farther away from her destination, her expression will be very exciting.
Let's talk about the present, now that Diemi is sitting on an inconspicuous stone and fiddling with the fire - because the stone is inconspicuous, we won't emphasize that it is inconspicuous - this is a survival skill she learned with the boys when she was a child attending summer camp.
"Pickup......" Pickup grunted, his eyes fixed on the fire—the roasting, sizzling leg of lamb (not a baa leg of the lamb, of course, just an ordinary leg of lamb).
"The sky will descend on Pokémon, and you must first starve its body skin, starve its body skin, and starve its body skin, so you can bear with it first." Diemei sprinkled pepper on the swirling leg of lamb as she spoke; Today she fed all the Pokémon and deliberately did not feed Pikachu, so that it could lose weight quickly, otherwise how to fight in the future.
"Pickup Pickup ......" Pikachu's appearance at this time perfectly explains how the idiom salivating came about, and the saliva is pouring straight down.
"Forget it, look at your pathetic appearance." Looking at Pikachu's uncompetitive appearance, Diemei had to cut off a small piece of meat with a knife and hand it to Pikachu, who happily took it and threw it into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it into his stomach.
"Delicious? It seems that what I made can be eaten, then I'm welcome. Diemei looked at Pikachu and found that there was no poisoning reaction, so she cut off a large piece of meat and began to feast.
"Pikachu ......" Pikachu suddenly realized that he seemed to have become a test subject for Diemei, but it didn't care that he secretly took Diemei's knife and cut the meat and ate it himself, nothing is more important than eating, well.
"Well, yes, host, you still have a little bit of a talent for cooking." One person and one Pokémon were eating and suddenly there was a sound, and Diemei turned her head to see that she was almost scared of urine (fog) - the system was actually eating a leg of mutton, and it was an ugly appearance of directly grabbing the leg of mutton and gnawing it.
It seems that other novels don't mention that the system can eat? Diemei suddenly felt that her outlook on life had collapsed with a click.
"Don't be surprised by the host." The system tossed aside the gnawed clean bones and explained, "This is a gourmet function that the system recently downloaded, and it is possible to restore the energy of the system by ingesting food, of course, if you have to say that it is a recharge." ”
"Uh......"
"Hmph, this system said that I am a system from the upper plane, with a variety of plug-ins, huh...... Today, the system buys a lottery ticket and wins, and if you are happy, you will be rewarded with 100 diamonds. "Anyway, the system will buy lottery tickets? And won the lottery?
The world is amazing......
Of course, she is still very happy to have a diamond to take Diemei, but after seeing a piece of data, her face instantly took off: the current diamond balance is -9850.
The north wind blows ...... Snowflakes that float ......
……
"The system can eat...... Can you still change your clothes? The recovered Diemei looked at the system with a suspicious face, so isn't the system like a human? It's also too smart, too human.
"Oh, indeed." The system nodded: "But I haven't downloaded the dress-up plug-in, so I can't change it for the time being, and I can go to the mall to buy clothes after downloading." ”
"Then you go download it."
"No, no, no." The system shook its head, "These special functional plug-ins need to be exchanged with Pit Man Points, and my Pit Man Points can't afford to buy replacement plug-ins anymore." ”
"Pit...... Pitfalls? ”
"Hawkers,It's okay to tell you.,The so-called pit points are the rewards of the system pit host after success.,The number of rewards is different according to the different natures.,For example, the pit host has a bloody face that makes the host very angry but has nowhere to vent you can get a massive number of pit point rewards,A little deception of the host can only get a small number of pit points,Pit people can go to our system's shopping mall to redeem their favorite function plug-ins,According to the different ...... of our model"
"Model?! You are a system and not a mobile phone, where did you get the model?! "Diemei's facial nerve has been temporarily necrotic at this time.
"You don't understand this, our system also has different models, and different models of plug-ins are also different, and the memory of the latest system of our upper plane is very large." The system began to shake itself proudly: "We can run many, many functional plug-ins, much better than those before liberation." ”
“…… Are you a cell phone or not? ”
"Of course not!"
"I don't know why I suddenly have a bad premonition......" Diemei suddenly shivered.
"Don't worry, host, there are still a lot of people in my pit spot who won't pit you...... Host your gold doubled! The system suddenly shouted.
"Wow, wow, don't! I finally spent the odds! Diemei hugged her head and screamed, looking very miserable, even Pikachu was affected by her, and the speed of eating instantly accelerated.
"Oops, hey, I've got a lot of tricks~" The system looked at the screen in front of him with a smile that I didn't know when it opened, and it displayed data similar to transfer records.
"That's it, goodbye host." The system turns into a ray of pink light and burrows into Diemi's body, leaving only Diemei who is wailing in pain and Pikachu who is stealing snacks in the wilderness.
What a youthful and inspirational picture - it's weird!
—————— Seeds of Trouble——————
"This, this, this ......" At noon the next day, Diemei, who finally came out of the shadow of the doubling of gold coins, was surprised to find that she had been walking all morning unconsciously, and finally remembered the electronic map, Diemei, who looked at the mansion on the map that was three thousand meters away from her, was stunned.
"It's all your fault, Pikachu, if you hadn't reminded me, I'd have arrived a long time ago." Diemi threw the pot to Pikachu on the spot, and judging from her skillful movements, it was obvious that it was not the first time she had done this.
"Pickup?!" Pikachu looked surprised, she didn't seem to say anything to remind her, and let herself carry the black cauldron......
Forget it, as long as she doesn't find out about the snacks she stole from her, Pikachu happily thinks about how she will steal the snacks tonight while Diemei is asleep.
"Huh? What is it? However, Diemei took out a small yellow bag from the grass and opened it to see that it was full of snacks and Pikachu's paw prints.
"Leather ...... Pickup? Pikachu saw that Xiaobao's limbs immediately stiffened, and he immediately turned around and lay down (Pikachu ran on four legs) to get ready to slip away.
"Pikachu ——————" (Butterfly)
"Pikaby!" (Pikachu)
……
"It's finally here." Holding Pikachu's Diemei - this thing was taught by Diemei to live in her arms and didn't leave, Diemei had to carry it away - standing in front of a big house with a red roof that couldn't be bigger, with an excited face, Xin Hao himself has a Pokémon that can fly, otherwise he doesn't know when he will go.
"......" Diemei walked into the compound silently and looked left and right like a hillbilly, looked at it for a while and commented: "Well, it's bigger than Kojiro's dog house." ”
Belch...... The metaphor of the curious ............
It's strange that the yard is so big, and there is no one there, and Diemei, who was thinking so just now, found that a security guard ran out and came to Diemei and asked Diemei for an invitation.
This uncle, you must have deliberately slapped me in the face!
Led by the face-slapping security guard, Diemi enters the house that is bigger than Kojiro's dog house, and finds that there are already many trainers with Eevee's evolved type present.
"This young lady." A white-haired old man dressed like a housekeeper walked up to Diemei, "Please take Eevee or its evolution with you." ”
"Okay, come out, fairy elf." Diemei listened to the dog house housekeeper (housekeeper: it's not a dog house, it's a mansion!). took out the Poke Ball and released the fairy elf, and as soon as the fairy elf came out, he looked around curiously, but he saw a lot of his "compatriots".
and the dog house housekeeper (housekeeper: all said it was a mansion!) After chatting for a while, Diemi learned that there would be an Ibu conference tonight, but luckily she didn't come too late and finally made it.
There was still a lot of time before the party, and Diemei casually found a corner in the dog house and sat down to look around, except for Eevee's evolutionary type, she always felt that something was wrong, it was full of people walking around and chatting, these people were ...... Well?
She finally realized that something was wrong, the trainers present were all girls, and there was not a single boy.
Could it be ...... This is the rhythm of the owner of the mansion to choose a girlfriend for his son?
After discovering that something was wrong, Diemei continued to drink calmly (it had nothing to do with her anyway), in order to prevent Pikachu from embarrassing herself, she threw Pikachu into the system space while no one was paying attention, and now there is only a fairy spirit lying quietly on the ground next to her.
"That's ......"
"So cute! She's in luck. ”
"Is there really such a Pokémon?"
"Huh?" After a while, Diemei keenly heard the sounds around her, and just wanted to see what attracted people's attention, but found that her eyes were all directed at herself—to be precise, at the fairy elves at her feet.
It's really not a fairy elf, there's nothing special, it's not a flash Pokémon, and it's not that there's only one fairy here...... Well, there's really only one fairy elf.
Diemei looked around and found that there were no other fairy elves except for her own fairy elves, and there were a lot of Ievee evolutions here, but most of them were water, fire, and electricity, and the remaining evolution types only accounted for a small part, and there was a small part of Ievee who had not evolved.
“?” The fairy elf, who was closing his eyes and recuperating, opened his light blue eyes, only to see that his "compatriots" around him, most of them males, of course, were looking at him curiously.
The fairy looked around with a blank face (probably), and found that there was nothing it was interested in, and then lay down again.
"This young lady, is this fairy elf yours?" A girl holding Eevee can't resist her curiosity to ask Diemei, and she also wants the fairy elf.
"Uh-huh, that's good." Something called vanity makes Diemei start to be proud - love is also one of Diemei's shortcomings.
"So is it evolved by Eevee?"
"That's nature, it's been cultivated by Miss Ben with hard work, you know......" Diemei began to be proud, and if she had a tail, she would have already raised to the sky.
"So! How does Eevee evolve into an immortal elf? The girl directly said the hearts of everyone present.
"Oh, this one is easy, as long as it ...... Why should I tell you? Although Diemei was proud, after all, she was still sensible, and her big eyes turned and she didn't tell them.
Just kidding, if the evolution method of the fairy elves is announced to the public, won't the fairy elves become cabbage-level Pokémon, and the self who announced the news will definitely become the focus, and when the time comes, those trainers with fairy elves will definitely unite to fight themselves.
imagined the scene where she was chased by a group of girls carrying kitchen knives, fruit knives, and watermelon knives...... Well, exaggerated.
"Cut-" Hearing Diemei's answer, the girls around her scattered and looked at Diemei with contempt, what a stingy ghost.
Hawkers,It's much stronger than being a firewood knife.,I think I have a temperance, but in fact, the festival has been almost lost in the process of repeatedly sneaking up on the opponent.,As for the eyes of contempt...... They must be jealous of their beauty and luck, well, that's it.
Diemei, your skin has thickened, does your mother know?
—————— Tropical Kick ——————
"Welcome all the beautiful ladies to the Humble House, it's a great honor to ...... down" On the makeshift platform in the courtyard, the handsome young man who had given Diemei an invitation was giving a speech on it, and Diemei was mixed in the crowd, eating the glutinous rice dumplings of Yuanzhu City, the exclusive product of the small world—there seems to be no exclusive specialty in this world—while listening to the teenager read out the rules of the competition.
The rules are actually nothing, and the rules of the game are still the same under the influence of traditional thinking, that is, send their respective Ibrahimovic or Evolve to fight a 1v1 battle, and the winner can play the next game.
"The top three in this competition can get a very talented Eevee, the second place can get an additional piece of Eevee's exclusive Z pure crystal, and the first place can get the qualification to travel with me and get a bonus of one million elf coins!"
"I'll go!" After listening to the reward, Diemei instantly lost interest in the first place, and rushed to the million, we can't win even if we die!
According to the current exchange rate, one million elf coins can only be exchanged for ten thousand gold coins, and the number of gold coins is ...... Diemei currently has 100 million gold coins, well, that's right, it's exactly 100 million.
At present, what Diemei wants to do most is to find a place to dig a pit and throw all the gold coins into it and bury it.
……
The game soon began, Diemei calmly sat in the same makeshift audience seat and ate lollipops, although she wanted to be low-key, but the rare blonde hair coupled with her beautiful appearance was easy to attract attention, plus there was a very rare fairy elf beside her, hehe.
This is the first time in her life that Diemei feels that she shouldn't be pretty......
The battle on the field is very exciting in the eyes of ordinary people: the fire elf sensitively avoided the opponent's 100,000 volt attack of the thunder elf, and returned with a beautiful jet of flame, and then the owner of the thunder elf also had a flash of inspiration, so that the thunder elf used the burrowing skill to successfully sneak attack the fire elf, and finally when the two sides confronted each other (thunder VS burned), the fire elf suffered the loss of the previous digging and the fact that his own special attack was not high, and he was knocked down to the ground by the thunder skill and lost his combat effectiveness.
After that, both sides fought very hotly, for example, the battle between the water elves and the ice elves directly turned the ordinary field into an ice field; The two Ievees struck each other with a collision; There is also the technique of the leaf elf and the leaf elf to play the flying leaf fast knife, except for the two girls who found another way to start PK performances (probably because the level of Pokémon on both sides is not high), they have completed the battle, and now it is finally Diemei's turn!
"Let's go, fairy elf." Diemei greeted the fairy elf and slowly walked to the competition venue.
"Uh...... I hope I won't cry if I lose...... It's a bit hard to see how weak they are. ”
I hope Diemei's opponent has enough psychological endurance, after all, Diemei's combat effectiveness is much higher than that of ordinary girls.
An unequal battle is about to begin!