"Muller's two-goal pass, three-goal Longshute staged an Allianz madness!"

"Shocked! Bayern Munich made a seven-goal tragedy at home! ”

“7-0！ Barcelona created the biggest loss in nearly 70 years! ”

"Alien Ren defeats the Cosmic Team! Southern Stars dominate the continent! ”

"European football has officially entered the era of Bayern! They are the most dominant super team! ”

"Real Madrid is trembling! Do they want to be the next Barcelona?! ”

"Longshut shines Allianz! Messi is sleepwalking! ”

"21 passes, 1 shot on goal? The Argentine football king is hard to deserve! ”

"The pinnacle showdown shows the true king! The Chinese dragon is the first in the world, and it deserves it! ”

"We've known for a long time that goals are ridiculous!"

"Play against Juventus and take Lonshit to the next level!"

"Sanchez: Dragons are the greatest warriors of all!"

"Baltra: I'm sorry, I don't want to play football anymore......"

……

By the time Lonshette and Heynckes sat down at the venue, the excited reporters had already sent their pre-written manuscripts back to their respective editorial offices.

Away coach Vilanova kept his restraint to the fullest, and despite the grief and shock written on his face, he still came to the post-match press conference honestly.

"A complete defeat, we lost very completely, in every way......"

He commented on himself and his opponent in a hoarse voice:

"It's a pity, although I don't want to admit it, but there is no suspense in the second leg, I can't think of any way to reverse the situation, and this is the end of my speech, thank you for your understanding."

He just got up and hurried away.

According to UEFA rules, not taking questions from the media was undoubtedly a violation, but even the UEFA staff members sitting on the scene watched Vilanova leave with a hint of pity.

A coach who was supposed to be a young and promising coach took over the once strongest Cosmos team in the world, but suffered a series of major blows:

Incurable disease, full of wounded soldiers, complete restraint, slaughter......

Even the most principled person will be open to him, right?

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"I couldn't have imagined it before the game, thanks to the players on the pitch for their hard work and hard work, we were able to achieve such an exciting victory!"

Now that the loser has left, Heynckes, as the winning side, does not need to be deliberately low-key.

But he still didn't bring the excitement he had before to the venue:

'Despite our victory, we have to be aware that Barcelona only had some problems in this game: injuries, red card suspensions, poor form, they didn't really show their quality.

So we can't relax too much and still have to show the attitude of today's game to prepare for the second leg away, otherwise Camp Nou will definitely put us in a quagmire. ”

Such statements made reporters roll their eyes, and the last thing they liked was the old man's official routine.

If everyone is like Heynckes and is not arrogant and discouraged, then the journalist can only drink the northwest wind!

Fortunately, there was another person sitting on the podium.

I saw Long Shute nodded:

'I'm very supportive of the manager's point of view, we can't relax too much and have to show the attitude of today to prepare for the next game.'

The reporters were immediately disappointed.

But Long Shute added:

"I want to try and see if I can play at Camp Nou today!"

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Lonshit's post-match speech was tantamount to rubbing salt in Barcelona's wounds and even turning himself into a villain......

After all, with their excellent results in recent years, Barcelona has attracted a large number of supporters, and such an arrogant attitude of Lonjute will certainly cause them endless disgust.

"Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, when I make a comeback next year, I will definitely let you know what the king of Europe is!"

"You guys try to play again after injuring three main defenders at the same time?! Don't be too arrogant for a while! ”

"Both of Bayern's goals were misjudged! And Muller's pick-and-roll is purely a malicious foul! How can the result of this game count?! UEFA is too TMD black! ”

"Who doesn't know that Beckenbauer and Platini are close allies? Bayern is a godfather team! ”

"The gold content of the Champions League is still not as good as La Liga! We're league champions and that speaks for itself! ”

"That's right, the Bundesliga is a joke! Bayern is almost 30 points ahead of second place! What's the point of this kind of one-man league?! ”

"There are no weak teams in La Liga! Even a team like Deportivo La Coruna can play against Real Madrid, and I've spent too much energy in the league! ”

"Yes, the busy schedule doesn't give us time to think about the Champions League, after all, the league is the most important thing!"

"Long Shute only dares to abuse vegetables in a top team like Bayern, does he dare to come to La Liga to prove himself?!"

"You...... TMD crazy?! What if he goes to Real Madrid?! ”

But there's no denying that his remarks bring at least a bit of suspense and anticipation to the next round.

After all, the outcome is irreversible, and the focus of the media and fans can only be on ...... How many more can Bayern score on the road?

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While Barcelona's 7-0 defeat to Bayern was a shock, it may be a slightly acceptable result given the line-ups, injuries and form of both sides.

But another Champions League semi-final a day later really shattered people's glasses!

Borussia Dortmund swept Real Madrid 4-1 at home, and Polish striker Robert Lewandowski scored four goals alone!

Lewandowski was certainly famous, but even in the Bundesliga, he was not the top striker: Gomez, Mandzukic, Huntelaar, and Kiessling (the original 12-13 Bundesliga Golden Boot, beating Lewandowski) will not be inferior to him.

But after this big battle, he suddenly left these opponents behind and became the only top striker in the Bundesliga!

After all, being able to score four goals in a row in front of a team led by the defensive-minded Jose Mourinho is definitely not something that an average striker can do!

After all, the opponent who scored four goals in a row by him...... It's Real Madrid!

After all...... Unlike Barcelona, which is full of injuries, Real Madrid's squad for this game can be called at its peak, except for the captain of the team, Casillas, who was excluded because of the intensification of the conflict with coach Mourinho, the rest of the main players almost all played.

But such a team of Real Madrid, who did their best, was still stung by the Hornets at the Westster Stadium, and there was no sign of the fierce firepower of the Galaxy Battleship.

In this game, Real Madrid's only stats that are better than Dort'...... It turned out to be their possession.

Bayern 7-0 Barcelona, Borussia Dort 4-1 Real Madrid, the Bundesliga duo won two games in direct confrontation with La Liga, which undoubtedly made all Germans rejoice.

Although there is a second leg in a week, the vast majority of German media have decided that this year's Champions League final will be 100% a German civil war, for which German television has also produced a video titled: "Ah, goodbye, friend." ”

The protagonist of the film, a Spanish bullfighter with distinctive features, throws away the red cloth in his hand and leaves the bullring crying, with two javelins with the Bayern and Dortmund flags on his buttocks, bright red blood flowing all over the turquoise grass, and behind him a group of Germans waving enthusiastically to them......

German humor...... It's so easy!