"It's finally my turn!"

That night in the United States, that is, during the day in Beijing time.

The well-known domestic sports forum Dog Pounced on it, and a post appeared.

The title of this post, which is very similar to many popular posts in this forum, is a post that starts with "It's finally my turn" and introduces your relatively rare profession or identity.

This kind of post is quite popular on the dog pounce forum, on the one hand, everyone has the idea of showing themselves, you can blow on the forum, talk about your own glorious or bloody deeds, and chat with everyone, it is always a beautiful thing.

On the other hand, most of the netizens on the Goupu forum are still students, and they are quite interested in the world after they really enter the society, especially the details of various fields of work. Just now on the forum, I saw that a certain entertainment agent broke some gossip information, work insider, and the feeling of being able to compare with my roommate when I look back is still very wonderful.

The combination of these two factors has led to an endless stream of similar posts on the Dog Fight forum, and one or two such posts can be seen on almost every page of the forum's comprehensive discussion board.

But more does not mean that every such post can go viral. Most of these posts are still in the sea, and there is not much interaction, and no one responds to them again. What can really stand out from the sea of new posts are those professions and people whose work is more special in nature or who are on the cusp of public opinion.

The post that appeared this morning didn't appear at a very good time. In the morning, the student party is still in class, and not every student will play with their mobile phones to watch the forum in class, so this is not the peak period of the student party's forum.

The working parties are working hard, there is no time to rest, there is no recess, if the work is busy, there is no chance to open the forum all morning to take a look, and the traffic of this part is unlikely to be more.

However, in such an embarrassing period of time, such a seemingly ordinary post was directly crowned the king of popularity of the day within an hour after it was released.

“…… Hahaha neurotic! It's my turn, it's my turn, it's my turn to be what the hell I am! ”

"That's it, I'm talking about it, and I really think of myself as a cousin, haha...... Uh-huh? It's really cousin?!!! ”

Most of the emotions of netizens who saw this post have experienced such a process.

"It's finally my turn! I'm Gu Yu, what do you want to ask?? ”

The title of the post, that's the standard "dog fluttering body", but the name behind it is not trivial.

"Gu Yu ......??"

Is it really Gu Yu?!

is the supernova of the Sacramento Kings, and Gu Yu, the cousin of the whole people?!!!

"Strong, my big dog pounces on !!"

Seeing the red plus V certification mark behind Gu Yu's ID, I don't know how many people clicked into Gu Yu's personal space, and found that there was indeed an officially certified identity mark underneath.

…… What the? Why do you only talk about the brothers who pounced on the dog, but not the brothers and sisters who pounced on the dog?

Nonsense, does Goupu have sisters? It's all big men and women's clothing bosses, okay?!

However, when the big guy returned to the post again with great interest, he was ready to smash a million questions directly on Gu Yu's head.

The content of the post poured a basin of cold water on everyone.

"Hello people! I'm Gu Yu, like a fake! Feel free to ask any questions, I don't have time to answer you anyway, in vain!! ”

Belch......

I don't know how many people looked at this sentence in a daze, put their fingers on the keyboard, and couldn't type a word.

However, Gu Yu's popularity is too strong.

Even if he adopted the "one-hit detachment experience harvesting technique", this post is still increasing the number of replies at an extremely crazy speed.

"If memory serves, this is the first NBA star to actually settle in Dog Flutter!!"

"Awesome my flutter! It used to be a petty fight, but now it's really real! After so many years of being an 'underground party' in sports media, it's time to surface! Dog pounce on the market is expected to be hahaha!! ”

"Cousin! It's really a cousin! The highest respect on the street - has been masturbated!! ”

The hot-blooded men of the sports forum, replying to the post, it is called a whimsy. People who read all kinds of black words are ridiculous, and if you don't often go around dogs, you may not be able to understand it.

"I just arrived at my cousin's space and walked around...... Are you sure you're a cousin? It's not a big V certification that the dog pounces on the server itself and changes it! Let's go and see.,This ID is an old ID.,It's been registered for many years.,I was a resident of a small black house before.,The last time I spoke was three years ago.,It's been banned after speaking! ”

Of course, someone immediately began to conduct a big investigation into Gu Yu's ID, and the results presented were shocking.

You Gu Yu is also an NBA star, and you will come to the house with V, so you can get a clean new number! This ID with a small black house black history, are you embarrassed to use it?

Fake! It must be fake!

"Have you ever watched your cousin's game upstairs?? Let me tell you, if this ID is very clean, there is no record of swearing, and he has never been locked up in a small black room, I have to wonder if this is a real cousin! ”

"That's right, my cousin doesn't scold people and doesn't be locked up in a small black room? It's impossible! ”

There are also many people who have analyzed Gu Yu's behavior and habits on weekdays and come to the conclusion: If it is fake, this must be my cousin Gu Yu!

As for Gu Yu's previous detention in the small black house, what is the real reason......

“…… Hahahaha is swearing in the actual combat area! Someone posted his own actual combat video and was scolded by his cousin. As a result, the man was angry and sprayed with his cousin, meaning that his cousin was a keyboard warrior, and his cousin was biao, scolded his mother directly, and reported a location, and wanted to make an appointment with that person on the basketball court hahahaha!! ”

"Haha, I saw it too! After that sentence, the other party complained in the publishing area, saying that his cousin was scolding, and his cousin's ID was a small black house! Is there a follow-up for the brothers in the mixed combat zone?? Did you succeed in the war later?? Is that cousin-spraying keyboard warrior Shabi cold??? ”

"Ask for a follow-up!! I guess the man knew that he was spraying his cousin, and his intestines were all repentant!! ”

chose to log in with his old ID, this is indeed something that Gu Yu's character will do. But since he used the old ID, all Gu Yu's previous behaviors on the Internet couldn't be hidden.

What swearing, swearing, dating games, etc., etc., every post record of this ID has been taken out and analyzed by enthusiastic netizens.

But fortunately, Gu Yu has always been a consistent guy, and all the words and deeds on the forum are exactly the same as in reality, and he belongs to the type that can guess who it is when he sees the content of the speech. These past events are not called black history, and they have even aroused everyone's worship.

After all, scolding and spraying each other, when put on other stars, it is called black spots, it is called inconsistency, and it is called bullying the weak. And on Gu Yu, it is absolutely right and true temperament, and it will not be concealed.

What's even more coincidental is that the ID that was sprayed against Gu Yu in the actual combat area at that time is now one of the famous IDs in the forum, and he is also known as a well-known streetball master in China, and he was once arrogant and domineering. Although it has aroused the dissatisfaction of many netizens, it has always gone its own way.

But now that Gu Yu's ID is exposed, the poor guy will be confused......

In a day's time, this player didn't know how many times he was @ thousands of times, and then formed a formation post in the actual combat area, which roughly reads:

@XXX, isn't it cool down there??

"Hey, hey, did you see that? My cousin also made a post, five years ago! ”

Not long after, older posts were also turned over.

"I want to be drafted in the NBA, and in about a year, what do I have to do if I want to be drafted?"

The title of this old post, at a glance, you can know that it is a joke post posted by Gu Yu on the Internet before his strength exploded. Although it seemed to be a joke, it got a lot of replies at the time and became a hot post, but it didn't make too many waves.

Because the people who replied to this post at that time were all joking back and forth, but after exchanging a few words with Gu Yu, they found that the landlord seemed to be preparing to come for real.

This kind of funny method of fake and real is not a new method in old forums like Goupu. After a few rounds of replies, Gu Yu still looked serious, which made netizens feel a little bored at the time, and the post slowly sank.

And now that the post has been turned out, the people who replied to the post at that time instantly turned red when they saw it.

“…… Mom, it turned out that this was a post from my cousin, and I was still sarcastic about him at the time, but I didn't expect him to come for real...... I think I'm cold, and everyone says I'm kneeling or kneeling or kneeling?? ”

"Holy! I made a vow to enter the NBA four years ago, and now I am an NBA supernova! Cousin Niubi! It is worthy of being the first man who pounces on the dog! ! ”

……

After that, Gu Yu's ID is from the registration time (accurate to minutes and seconds), the order of speeches, the content of each sentence, the time period of login, and the login IP range...... And so on and so on all the details have become the talk of netizens in the dog.

As for Gu Yu, he really didn't say a word much, and his "Finally My Turn" series actually became the most popular one among all the posts in the series.

"Cousin, I'm here to ask a serious question! Before, in the live broadcast room, you said that you would consider JRS's suggestion and challenge the scoring record in all stadiums in the league, are you serious? It's definitely a joke! Anyway, you won't be able to break Chamberlain's record! Kobe's won't work either! ”

finally had a serious question, but in an instant, he was drowned in all kinds of teasing, joking, and worship stickers, and he sank into the sea.

Until Beijing time, it was more than nine o'clock in the morning the next day.

This post was quoted by Gu Yu's ID and replied.

"You have no jokes, within three years, you will break the scoring records of all venues. Today's game is in Houston, let's take the Rockets. [Emoticons: Knife"