Chapter 117: Three years to start
Chapter 117: Three years to start
"Oh, I'm sorry...... You're going to take a shower anyway. Jiang Feng retracted his hand, Zhen Nyima was embarrassed, and just wanted to recall the relationship between brother and sister, but was disgusted by his sister.
"Spare you once!! It's good to pay attention to hygiene! ”
"Alright, alright." Xiao Ye's sweet coquettish is particularly useful to Jiang Feng, he wiped his hands vigorously with a napkin, and carefully took the chicken leg to eat, the crispy chicken is so delicious.
KFC is easy to eat full, my sister looks very edible, and then she can only bite French fries in small bites and eat them, Jiang Feng is very envious of her, other classmates are afraid that the more they eat, the fatter they get, and they are very worried about what they eat every day, Xiaoye is it doesn't matter if she eats fried chicken at night, Jiang Feng also feels that Xiaoye is thinner, she walks like the wind, everyone is a man like the wind, she is a woman like the wind, and she doesn't know when she will float away.
Jiang Feng didn't want his sister to float away, so he hoped that it would be better for his sister to be heavier.
Both of them are a bottle of beer, Jiang Feng didn't open the second can, as an elder brother, he knew that if he opened it, Jiang Xiaoye would definitely be noisy and wanted to drink another bottle, so Jiang Feng didn't want to open another bottle of white water, looking at his sister like this, if he drank another bottle, he might roll into his bed at night, and he also drank a little wine, so he couldn't be sure what would happen.
Although he joked that his sister was not developed enough, she was definitely at an age that could make a man impulsive.
"Open, open!! Host, starting at up to three years...... The highest death ......" system's voice was full of excitement and shouted wildly, like those little minions of Monkey King in Journey to the West.
"you!" Jiang Feng scolded angrily in his mind.
It's strange to say, they ordered so much, and there was no shortage of chicken wing packages, but there was no bottle of Coke, Jiang Feng couldn't help but open no more beer, hoping that Xiaoye would also remember what Jiang Feng said about one bottle per person, but what was the situation when he bought six bottles? Is there a short circuit in the brain?
"It's spicy, it's spicy!" Xiaoye's snow top coffee was also drunk, the snow top coffee is iced coffee with a piece of ice cream, it is delicious to watch, Xiao Ye ate another piece of spicy chicken wings, and naturally went to get beer after no drink.
"Don't drink it, your tongue is big."
"Nope! I'm fine, just have a drink. ”
"I'm afraid you'll vomit." Jiang Feng casually found a reason.
"Hey, I won't throw up, I'm done with my homework, and I'll go to bed after supper."
"Then you're not taking a shower? Going to see your classmates tomorrow? Jiang Feng made a killing move.
Sure enough, this trick worked, Jiang Xiaoye retracted her hand, if she was really drunk, she would definitely forget to take a bath, in such a hot weather, she would definitely be uncomfortable if she didn't take a bath for a day.
"Okay, so let's have a Sharp Cocktail?"
"I thought you bought it as an ornament......" Jiang Feng patted his forehead, he saw that Jiang Xiaoye put it in the refrigerator as soon as he came back, and thought that this little girl had forgotten.
"Who said that, I want to taste it, this is allowed, my good brother." Jiang Xiaoye got up, her legs were white and shiny after changing into shorts, it seemed to be more perfect than a star who had applied various repair cosmetics, she pulled her slippers to the refrigerator and took out the pink RIO, and looked back step by step to see if Jiang Feng came to stop it, the black hair was like a waterfall, and the beauty was amazing.
Jiang Feng nodded, he bought it back and didn't let him taste it, then he was really a bad brother, but he did have a "bad" mind, he was dying of thirst, and he also wanted to drink a cold cocktail to eat with fried chicken, how comfortable it was!
Anyway, my sister just tasted it and grabbed it.
Sure enough, my sister obediently handed the wine to Jiang Feng like a baby, and said angrily with a red face: "Brother, I can't open it." ”
Jiang Feng took it and knocked it on the corner of the table, and the bottle cap flew out directly, and they didn't have a corkscrew in their dormitory, so they didn't have the ability to practice, but now they are using it.
"Brother, you're so amazing."
"Are you drunk? Why are you so complimenting me? ”
As soon as this bottle of wine was opened, a faint peach fragrance came, and the fragrance was still a little tempting.
"Hey, give it to me!" Jiang Xiaoye pounced and wanted to snatch the cocktail, Jiang Feng's reaction was very fast, and he put his hand down at once, Xiaoye pounced, his feet staggered, and he directly pounced on Jiang Feng's chest, and pressed his right hand on Jiang Feng's ...... Ahem, key position.
And also pressed...... Got up......
Jiang Feng was in pain for a while, and his other hand hurriedly held her hand, fortunately, the little brother was in a prostrate state just now, otherwise he would have exploded!
As if he didn't know anything, Jiang Xiaoye directly hooked Jiang Feng's neck with both hands and shook it around: "Give it to me!" People are so cute! Boom! ”
Jiang Feng was dizzy from being shaken, and the breath of beer exhaled from Jiang Xiaoye's mouth came from above, and the most embarrassing thing was that Jiang Feng had to control his head, otherwise Jiang Xiaoye would be shaken so unscrupulously, either directly to her chest or to the table and knock out a big bag.
"I'll punch you to death, you monster!! Did you know that you just pressed my key part! Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid! In the future, I will cut off my children and grandchildren, and I will not be over with you! Jiang Feng was also a little drunk, and nodded his sister's forehead, my sister is 16 years old, and I saw myself last time, so I already understood this.
"I don't care, I want to drink! What does it have to do with me that you cut off your children and grandchildren, and it's not me who helps you have children, slightly~" Jiang Xiaoye spit out his fiery little red tongue, his face became even redder, and he let go of Jiang Feng with both hands, obviously still feeling a little unhappy in his heart.
"Wow......"
"Wow......" Jiang Feng and the system sighed at the same time, what is the situation? My sister still wants to help me have a baby? She knows everything? This question is out of the blue!
Jiang Feng's mind was a little confused, this question was no longer within the scope of the exam, he chose to skip it!
What is my sister thinking?
"Come over first, I'll give you a drink." Jiang Feng pointed at Jiang Xiaoye and asked her to come over.
Jiang Xiaoye approached obediently, her stomach was in front of her, and she naturally put on a coquettish appearance, Jiang Feng was really convinced, if this sister was like this every day in front of her classmates, he felt that her classmates would have to go crazy, who could stand it, hormones must not explode every day? Jiang Feng, who dislikes his sister, can stand it, if she wasn't a sister, and changed to the face of a fairy sister, he would have been directly hugged and thrown on the sofa for a crazy output!
The worst thing is that Jiang Xiaoye is the sister Jiang Feng wants in front of her classmates, why can't she switch to the school model at home, how worry-free, and she won't quarrel every day.
"Heaven is not beautiful!! I want a little sister, not her! Jiang Feng saw that his sister didn't understand the meaning of his gesture, stood up, reached out and touched Xiaoye's face.
"......" Jiang Feng was startled, he had never touched such a hot face, it was so hot.