Chapter 2: Dialogue, Enter the Game
Night was approaching, Guo Xiaoming left the Internet café and walked in the direction of home.
"Damn, what the hell is going on today?!"
Guo Xiaoming hated, he knew that the sudden interruption of the network connection today must have been the legendary weirdo! It's really hateful, specializing in bullying elementary school students, why don't you unplug the network cables of those junior high school students?!
……
That night, in an Internet café, a red-haired young man came to the door of the Internet café with a cold expression.
Looking at his target in the Internet café, a junior high school student who doesn't return home at night,
"The world, I, the Yuan Evil Emperor is here!"
……
"That person, it's really amazing, I feel like professional players will be beaten!"
Guo Xiaoming remembered the last one today, a game in which he was alone, a terrible opponent who governed his life and death!
Cute tigress, what a strange name!
When I got home, I said hello to Uncle Wang, who happened to be a guest at my house, and then dragged my tired body to wash and sleep, and the moment I closed my eyes, Guo Xiaoming was still thinking in his heart,
It would be great if I could travel to the world of masturbation.
'Do you want to understand the meaning of life?' Want to be ..... Alive? ’
"Who?!"
Guo Xiaoming opened his eyes in a daze, looked around, but found nothing.
'Uh.... Let me put it another way, do I understand the meaning of the game? Want to be ..... Masturbation, masturbation? ’
"Of course I want to~"
Guo Xiaoming, who was not deeply involved in the world, didn't think too much about it, and replied as a matter of course.
Then, Guo Xiaoming's eyes darkened, and he fell asleep deeply.
……
At Mo Wuji's house, the young girl seemed to be tired of playing, took a beat, walked to Mo Wuji's bed and lay down, looked at her watch, and muttered,
"Why haven't you come back yet? Shouldn't dead otaku be very homesick? I thought it would be an easy task. ”
Under the bed, Mo Wujian lay expressionlessly,
What the hell, what kind of trouble are you making in my house?! Do you want to use beauty tricks on me?
Occupy my bed without my consent, I didn't expect you to be such a woman!
"Hey, hey, hey!"
On the bed, the annoyed voice of the young girl sounded,
"Is there something wrong with the intelligence, that guy has never been out of the house?! How can it be?! I didn't find anyone here at all! When I came, I saw the door of the room open, so I must have gone out, right?! ”
Goodo.....
Mo Wujian clearly heard the sound of the young girl swallowing on the bed, and then she jumped out of bed and ran around the room, her hands dancing wildly, like a crazy demon!
"Don't, don't scare me, why does it sound so infiltrating?"
"Woo woo, I want to go home~"
"Shall I give up this task?"
"I'm still a kid!"
Mo Wuqian was expressionless, and looked at this woman pretending there without saying a word.
Today, I have been receiving business all day, and the information from the bank on my mobile phone is ringing non-stop, since it is a relevant department, how can I not find it?
"Come out, I know you're here!"
Suddenly, the young girl's words made Mo Wujian raise his eyebrows,
"You don't forget to close the door, do you? After all, the information about you clearly says that you will sometimes even make a weirdo who turns back home to make sure the door is closed! It's tempting us, because you know you're already being targeted, so you don't worry about thieves coming to your house, right? Now that you realize that you are being targeted, what are you still hiding? Are you scared? That's right, normal people will inevitably feel uneasy after discovering their awakened superpowers, so I suggest you try to contact us. ”
The young girl stopped her strange behavior like a madman, and said to herself,
"Don't worry, we are a regular organization, we won't do anything strange to you, and the slice research often said in the novel won't happen to you, on the contrary, I'm here to invite you to join the relevant departments, and the organization will do its best to help you master your superpowers, and will provide you with all kinds of special treatment that ordinary people can't enjoy!"
"You're an orphan, aren't you? Growing up in an orphanage, don't you want to find your biological parents? We will help you achieve this as well, and the power of the organization is beyond your imagination! ”
The talk to himself lasted for a long time, but Mo Wujian still didn't say a word, lying at the bottom of the bed, suddenly, the young girl walked to the bed, just when Mo Wuqian held her breath and stared, thinking that the other party had finally discovered this area that had not been searched since just now, she lay on the bed with a puff and said angrily,
"It doesn't matter if you don't come out, I'm not going to leave anyway, I'll sleep here tonight, hum~"
After saying that, it turned out to be ..... Really asleep!
Mo Wujian was silent, and then,
'Do you want to understand the meaning of life?' Want to be ..... Alive? ’
……
This night is destined to be no longer ordinary!
One after another, the players were brought to the same world in the same way, in the same sentence.
Summoner's Rift!
……
Summoner's Canyon, welcomed its first guests.
"W-where is this?"
From the ten pillars of light that fell from the sky, ten people with shocked faces walked out.
"Crossed?"
A young man with a face covered with pimples, a suit of armor and a big sword on his shoulder, looked around, first surprised, and then, when he saw the other four people around him, his face sank,
"Group wear?"
"No!"
An unusually obese young man holding a wine barrel subconsciously pushed the bridge of his nose, and after finding that he was not wearing glasses, he embarrassedly put down his raised right hand and said,
"This is supposed to be something like a world of infinite horror,"
After a pause, he said,
"You guys, you should have seen Infinite Terror, right? You should know the main god space, right? ”
The fat man subconsciously glanced at the only short figure among the five people,
Well, the fluffy, cute Timo-kun,
Is this an adult? Or a schoolboy?
"I know!"
A big man raised his hand and said, scratching his chest full of thick hair, and said with a hearty smile,
"I've seen infinite horror, and I've played masturbation, this should be our novice world, and this is the Summoner's Canyon, it seems that we are going to experience a fight!"
"Uh...."
A young girl with a hot figure and a sniper rifle in her arms silently glanced at the obvious magical girl's outfit of the big man, first speechless, and then said,
"Let's introduce myself first.,My name is Feng Wu.,Occupation is white-collar.,I've also played masturbation.,Self-ask if your skills are not bad." After a pause, he continued, "If you don't mind, let's discuss teamwork first, after all, if this is really the Summoner's Canyon, it's really a masturbation world, then we're going to fight side by side together, it's a team game!" ”
The fat man glanced at the young girl, a touch of shyness flashed in his eyes, and he turned his head and said,
"That's right, if this is really a world of infinite horror, it is likely to be related to our lives, after all, it is clearly written in infinite horror novels, once the mission fails, it is obliteration!"
"So, we must win!"
Schoolboy, no, Captain Teemo said with a resolute face,
"Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Guo Xiaoming, and I am also a player who masturbates and masturbates, I will play an order!"
“.....”
Everyone's faces changed wildly!
The young man with pimples on his face hesitated,
"Or, I'll make a single order, little brother, you, can you help?"
"Nope! I'm going to place an order! ”
Captain Timo Guo Xiaoming was not convinced,
"I originally wanted to choose Big Galen, but you robbed it, you didn't let me make an order, I'll send it!"
The faces of the people are not good!
"Little brother~"
Taking a deep breath, Feng Wuqiang held up his spirits, touched Timo Jun's green hat, and smiled,
"Don't you like playing with your sister?"
"Yes, yes!"
The fat man couldn't care about being shy, and hurriedly said,
"Little brother, you and this beautiful big sister will lay the road together, brother, I am the golden barrel in the first district, in charge of the jungler, and I will often come down the road to help you!"
"This.... Okay"
Guo Xiaoming hesitated for a moment, then reluctantly agreed.
"Forget it, support to assist, anyway, I'm the king, I should be able to carry the support, just grab a few more heads to establish an early advantage." ’
"Hahahaha~"
The big man dressed as a magical girl smiled heartily,
"Don't worry, I'm a twenty-ninth level, a master who is one level short of the full level, I will definitely take you to fly!"
Everyone's faces are pale!