When the brainwashing course of a large period of cramming education finally came to an end, I heard the monster girl announce loudly: "My dear all the soldiers of the Ding family! My lovely Peach Blossom Valley folks! ”

"Ding Mulian's force work summary conference and advanced worker commendation conference, now enter the second item, work summary and commendation of advanced workers!"

"Miss Ben's Ding Mulian force was established last night, born from the Yingjian Gorge Patrol Monster Pheasant-type Informal Alliance personally created and prepared by Miss Ben's own brother, the wise and martial, incomparably wise, and kind and kind Ding Da Boss."

"Since the establishment of the Ding Jiajun, it has held high the great banner of the beloved Ding Da Boss who is wise and martial, unparalleled in wisdom, kind and kind, adhered to the correct position of serving the bottom, defeating the powers, suppressing bullies, and overturning the players, armed the mind with the brilliant Ding Da Boss who is invincible and invincible, and carried forward the tenacious fighting style of not being afraid of hardship and death, and set off a magnificent armed struggle to fight bosses and dry players in Heifengling, and many advanced deeds have emerged. Many advanced workers have sprung up like mushrooms after the rain! ”

"In Yingjian Gorge, we have successfully suppressed the feudal restoration rebellion of twenty-one stubborn feudal rulers, and nip in the bud a conspiracy against the wise and powerful, unparalleled wisdom, and kind-hearted and beloved boss Ding!"

"In Yingqi Gorge, we launched monsters, propagated the thoughts of Big Boss Ding, armed the minds of local monsters, made them learn the most advanced monster civilization in the game world, and let them unify their thoughts, improve their understanding, strengthen their beliefs, and build consensus!"

"We successfully launched the Battle of Shuangshiling Pass, leading the monsters of Yingqi Gorge and the NPC military to fight bloody battles to the death. In the battle of the Shuangshiling Pass, we have tempered the team, revitalized resources, inspected new personnel, tested military strength, achieved a series of fruitful results, improved the level of actual combat training of the team, improved the ability to fight big battles and tough battles, and a large number of outstanding advanced workers have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain......

"We have gone through a long journey, all the way to the south and the north, passing through Mantou Peak, Yingqi Gorge, Yingjian Gorge, Luomapo, Guoziling, Gyro Mountain and other areas, eliminating many underworld forces and soil overlords, came to the Peach Blossom Valley, went deep into the grassroots, inspected the people's feelings, mingled with the villagers in Peach Blossom Valley, sent warmth to the villagers, sent cigarettes, sent melon seeds, sent peanuts to eat, understood the sufferings of the villagers, did not take a stitch from the monster, and patiently and meticulously did the ideological ......work of the villagers."

"All the way, all the way to the dust, all the way to the wind and rain, all the way to the bumpy road! Since the establishment of Miss Ben's Ding Mulian force, it has experienced many hardships and obstacles, many bloody battles, many severe tests, many system difficulties, and many sad songs! ”

"So many ups and downs, so many hard trainings, did not knock us down, because we have the wise leadership of the wise and powerful, unparalleled wisdom, and kind and kind beloved boss Ding! Because, we are a new generation armed with the military thinking of the invincible and brilliant genius Boss Ding! ”

"Because of the correct leadership of the wise and powerful, unparalleled wisdom, and kind and kind Boss Ding, we have been able to overcome one difficulty after another. Because of the theoretical guidance of the military thinking of the invincible, invincible, and brilliant genius of Boss Ding, we have won one major victory after another! ”

Wow!

The big and small bosses of the Ding family army in the audience slapped desperately, one by one, they used too much force, and on the fluffy slaps, a lot of black hairs were broken, and they saw that the black hairs were flying in the air, and the air was seriously polluted, which made the players and girls who were obsessed with cleanliness frown and held their breath.

Ding Xue asked on the team channel: "Brother, why is your monster sister, using the way of poetry recitation, just talking empty words, showing off her literary talents, and not having any real results?" ”

"Nonsense!"

Ding Cheng said: "My sister Mulian, just like that, the top 100 subordinates, instigated more than 3,000 monsters with different intentions in Yingqi Gorge to attack the Shuangshiling Pass, but the soldiers were lost, and even the pass gate was not breached, all of her subordinates hung up, and they were punished by the system and could not be resurrected, and only more than 50 big and small bosses were left here, what results do you ask her to blow?" I had to write prose and read poems, and make some spring flowers facing the sea to fool people......"

After a pause, Ding Cheng said again: "This is called packaging, this is called playing with concepts, understand?" In our reality, many theoretical masters, experts and scholars, advertising planning, publicity and promotion, all do this! ”

"Learn a little, you know? There is material to break the news, but I didn't expect to play with words and concepts, play with heritage, play with lyricism, play with feelings, play with depth, play humanistic care, and play with petty bourgeoisie......"

I heard Yang Yan laugh and said, "You are the beloved Ding Gong of this seat who is wise and martial, incomparable in wisdom, and kind and kind!" This flower work is inevitably too empty, where can we have fun......"

Ding Cheng ignored Yang Yan's unnutritious words and said: "Girls, there are too many bugs in this game, and I will teach you how to play this game without reservation." If you are like me, just use this game for entertainment, these tricks, these clichés, these bluffing skills, don't learn, it's enough to practice combat skills, just play by yourself. ”

"But if you take this game as a profession, think about how to make more money, and have great ambitions, it doesn't hurt to learn this skill!"

Ding Xue shook her head and said: "Money, we have earned enough, now we just want to play happily, practice the ability of heads-up, just get over the heads-up addiction, I am not interested in playing these things in the clouds!" ”

Suddenly, Ding Cheng felt extremely relieved, and felt that his old sister was still pure, natural, without a trace of impurities, and was not polluted by the three views of this garbage game, which has no bottom line and no lower limit.

I feel that my baby sister is really more and more cute, more and more beautiful, and more and more like a well-behaved and docile kitten.

Ding Xue said: "Brother, your monster sister is too bad, right?" Listen to you, she's a complete loser! Such a useless monster who can only brag, brother, do you think she can handle more than 300,000 players in the guild? ”

"You're wrong!" Ding Cheng said: "Although my sister Mu Lian lost her troops at the Shuangshiling Pass and looked like a loser, do you know what kind of monster she was before? ”