Chapter 16: Crazy (2 more)

"What the hell is wrong with me!"

"For the sake of bullshit novels, I actually stayed at home for a year, not to mention wasting a lot of time, and I didn't even bother to tease my sister, am I being lowered? Not even a little physiological need. ”

"I even quit smoking and drinking, I was demoted, or became a saint."

Bai Ye woke up like a dream, the more he thought about it, the more scared he became, he searched for a long time, but he didn't find his mobile phone, and even forgot WeChat, there are a lot of resources on it, not only the contacts accumulated in the past few years, but even several P friends he carefully selected.

After looking for a long time, Bai Ye sat on the soft big bed in despair, and in short, none of the equipment he brought in was gone.

Bai Ye muttered to himself, "Xiao Nan... What the hell have you done to me. ”

Knock knock....

"Brother, can I come in and talk to you?"

Conan's crisp voice came from outside the door.

When he opened the door, Bai Ye saw Conan with a smile on his face, although his heart was full of doubts, he still endured it, and it was not until Conan sat down that Bai Ye asked, "Xiao Nan, what did you do to me." ”

Conan smiled and took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Bai Ye, and then handed the phone to Bai Ye.

"See for yourself!"

Bai Ye suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, took a look, and when he saw a photo on his phone, his heart beat violently.

He knew that the person in the photo was him now, but he was obviously a handsome guy, and when did he become a peerless beauty who captivated the country and the city, even he couldn't help but be moved.

Does this level of beauty really exist? No matter how you look at it, it looks like a PS, anyway, he hasn't seen such a beautiful beauty in 26 years.

"What do you mean?"

"That's you."

"I don't believe it."

Conan sighed, took out another ID card, and handed it to Shiraba.

"Look again."

When Bai Ye saw that the gender on the ID card was female, he almost collapsed, but he could feel that Xiao Bai Ye was still there, so he quickly calmed down, as long as Xiao Bai Ye was still there, he was not afraid of anything.

"Don't be acting, I'm your brother, not your sister, this joke is not funny." White Leaf Road.

"Are you sure it's a joke? If you don't believe it, you can take care of it yourself. Conan took out a mirror after saying that.

Bai Ye saw the frightened expression of the peerless beauty in the mirror.

After looking carefully for a long time, Bai Ye found that the beauty in the mirror was actually a bit similar to his original face, but it was completely feminine, and it was also photoshopped, so beautiful that it was a little unreal, but it was so natural.

"If you still don't want to accept the facts, you can call your dad and ask your real gender, it's been a year, if you continue like this, it's no longer a simple gender barrier, I don't want to continue to hurt you." Conan Road.

Originally, his face suddenly turned into a woman's face, and Bai Ye was already uncomfortable in his heart, and now he said that he was sick, and the illness was not light.

"You say my real gender is actually a woman."

Bai Ye doesn't know whether to cry or laugh anymore, this plot is simply too bizarre and bloody than the novel, okay! Even if he transforms, his little white leaf still exists, and in order to prove himself, white leaf even took off his pants, and Conan didn't mind.

......

"Really, isn't it? That's just your illusion. ”

"Impossible."

Bai Ye didn't care about the image, he directly touched the handful below, obviously it's still there!

Bai Ye stared at Conan's eyes, trying to see something in her eyes, but he only saw sincerity and concern.

"Xiaobai, put it on! Not really, I don't want to lie to you anymore, accept the facts! You're really my sister, and it's really hard for me to explain to my dad like this. ”

"Let me calm down first!"

Bai Ye kicked Conan out, his heart was in turmoil, even if he was 100% sure that he was a man, but if the whole world thought that he was a woman, then there was only one possibility, and Bai Ye had already thought that the problem might be his own.

"Am I really a woman?"

"Am I crazy?"

White leaves are already on the verge of collapse, and if it continues like this, it is estimated that it will really go crazy.

"I don't want to, let's get some sleep first, maybe it's a nightmare, it's terrible."

In the end, Bai Ye still chose to escape, this sleep, Bai Ye slept until noon the next day, his head was groggy, he had a nightmare last night, and he really became her in the dream.

The first thing Bai Ye did when he woke up was to touch his baby.

"It's okay, it's okay."

All day, Bai Ye checked, but the facts made him unacceptable, overnight, he couldn't find it on the Internet, the basic novel he wrote this year, to find that he used to be a model in the online store, there was a photo of him, but he became her in the photo, although she was compared to him now, she was simply an ugly duckling, but Bai Ye still recognized it.

Bai Ye still couldn't accept that he suddenly became a woman, and he didn't have any appetite at all this day.

The world is ridiculous.

Bai Ye really can't imagine that anyone would be so boring and use this method to harm him, okay! Even if he transforms, he is not unacceptable, he actually likes to read the transformation text, although it is a gloating look, even if the truth really happens to him, he will accept his fate in the end.

But the crux of the matter is that Xiao Baiye is still there! So what is he now, a ladyboy, a women's clothing boss, neither a man nor a woman, and he doesn't even have a chance to prove his innocence, do you really want him to take off his pants to prove it, then what do others think of him.

There was a knock at the door.

"Xiaobai, I know you feel uncomfortable, but people are iron rice and steel, let's take a bite first! Don't go hungry. ”

In the end, Bai Ye still opened the door, ate a few bites hastily, but kept his eyes on Conan, if you have to suspect who harmed him like this, then only her, and only she has the ability, because there are too many secrets on her, first of all, she suddenly became rich, even if Bai Ye wanted to ask before, he really couldn't find any excuse, after all, he was short and ate people's mouths, but now the matter has involved him, and it has reached the point where he has to ask.

"Xiao Nan, I'm your brother."

"No, you're my sister."

"Am I really a woman?"

"Hmm!"

"Just the two of us, just tell me the truth! Are you kidding. ”

"What do you want me to say?"

"We've lived together for so many years since we were kids, and you know I'm not crazy, and I don't have any gender barriers." Bai Ye said very seriously.

Conan took out a pack of cigarettes directly from his purse and said, "I know, it's useless for me to say more, you smoke!" You'll understand when you smoke it, I really didn't lie to you. ”

Although Bai Ye's face was full of doubts, he still took it, skillfully lit a cigarette, and before he took a deep breath for the first time, he was choked, and his face suddenly changed greatly, he knew that this was a reaction that only a person who had never smoked before.

But he has been a smoker for at least nine years, and he knows that even if he quits smoking for a year, he won't choke on the first puff.