Chapter 12: The man is silent, and the woman is weeping
"In order to prevent the persecution of students, to protect the peace of children, and to carry out love and true justice, a cute and charming decent organization! I'm the Anti-Oppression Student Union shuttling around campus! ”
Said a sixth-grader who looked like a head.
Hey, it's hopeless to be in the second two years in advance, and how familiar is this line.
"Yes!" However, the group below still shouted in unison.
"But, boss, if I join this organization, will my parents beat me!"
"If you want to organize life and death, don't you avoid it because of misfortune and fortune, you are dedicated to justice, and you must not give up!" The man with the red scarf on his shoulders was righteous and awe-inspiring.
"If one you fall, a thousand will stand up!" He emphasized.
"Our organization is positive, our goal is justice, and for the sake of millions of students in the world, we will rise here!"
Lin Xuan shook his head, there are actually many such organizations, and they will all be MLM talents in the future! They are all people who want to do great things!
Of course, he felt that this pot was not only the fault of the students, but also the parents.
"What? The head teacher said, you must sit in the position of the head of the logistics department of the toilet? A gray-haired old man asked his grandson.
"Yes! I don't even have to vote! ”
"Then does this give others a feeling of admiration?" The old man hesitated.
"Grandpa, I'll tell you one thing clearly, support, it can't be regarded as a king!" The child replied.
"Oh, that's fine, but speaking of which, this broken school eats jujube pills, and after so many years, I still refuse to add a toilet of the third gender, bad review!" The old man looked around and said with a look of remembrance.
"The third gender is ......"
"The ...... between men and women"
This is very embarrassing, but there are still many parents who have a very positive outlook, for example, next to Lin Xuan, there is a mature middle-aged man who constantly comforts his son, "Hey, look at your appearance, you must not cause much trouble at school, but after all, you are still young, you can still change, you can work hard, it doesn't matter if your grades are almost good, elementary school, the main thing is to be happy." ”
"Dad, you're so nice, I'll definitely pass next time!" The chubby boy was so impressed.
"What! Didn't you even get a passing grade! See if I go home and don't kill you! In the future, mobile phones, computers, all banned! ”
"Ahh Dad, you'...... If one of me falls, there will be thousands of others who will stand up! The little boy shouted.
Lin Xuan: "......" He wanted to retract what he had just said.
"Forget it, I always feel that if I stay any longer, my original three views will be shattered." After Lin Xuan sighed, he went upstairs directly.
Parent-teacher meeting, a very familiar scene, a wide and bright teacher, a multimedia projector showing a picture of welcoming parents, and on the podium, there is a yellow funny pillow, maybe this is what Yang Lin told him, the head teacher's little love.
There have been a lot of people here, parents sitting in the children's seats, talking and laughing with each other, but I don't know if it is tacit, but few people talk about their children's grades and education.
It's generally like this, a very non-nutritious topic.
"Have you eaten it?"
"Eat."
"How's it going?"
"It's okay, that's it."
"Have you used this latest perfume?"
"I used it, it feels good."
"Have you seen the latest movie?"
"Don't look, get out."
However, after Lin Xuan glanced around, he found that everyone seemed to be dressed normally, which made him feel at ease, some people were in robes, some people were in simple work clothes, and some people were wearing formal suits like Lin Xuan, and their words and deeds were also very free and normal, so far, there seemed to be nothing wrong, except for the person in the opposite corner who was wearing an eel-shaped clothes.
His whole body was wrapped in this coat that was comparable to a leather case, and neither man nor woman knew it, and someone next to him asked him what it was, and he said that it was the latest Pippi eel vestment.
"Taoist friends are fresh and refined." Someone next to him laughed.
"It's okay, to be a man, you have to start and end with an eel." He said with a smile, listening to the voice quite freely, and at this time, Lin Xuan injected True Yuan into his eyes, and easily penetrated the little hidden magic circle attached to the leather eel clothes, this person ...... He looks quite handsome and looks very lazy, which is a bit similar to Lin Xuan.
Moreover, this person is actually in the middle of the True Dan!
This is incredible, the principal of Zijin Elementary School is only at this level, and most of the other parents who participated in the parent-teacher meeting are Qi training period and ordinary people, there are only four Zhuji including Lin Xuan, and he, a young man who looks no more than twenty years old, is actually in the middle stage of Zhendan!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or is there something else going on? Or is there only one truth that is confusing? Lin Xuan said that this is my business, and he is not interested.
Lin Xuan closed his eyes and recuperated, many people knew him, but he didn't know anyone else, in order to avoid someone talking to him, he tried to minimize his presence, but fortunately, the man in the leather eel-style clothes managed to attract most of the firepower, and Lin Xuan was able to survive.
When eight o'clock arrived, the parent-teacher meeting began, Lin Xuan took out his mobile phone and began to record the video.
That's right.,Cute little Lori.,I'm not going to tell your mother anything.,It's okay if I forget to remember when I go out.,Anyway, as long as the video is there.,Just take a good look at your mother.,What do you need to say?
"Dear parents, thank you for participating in this parent-teacher conference, your presence is a demonstration of our support for our work, and it is also a manifestation of caring for children." The female head teacher walked up to the stage and said a bunch of formulaic speeches, as for the reason why Lin Xuan was sure...... Hey, teacher, it's okay to read the manuscript, but don't just hold it, and it's okay to hide the cheat sheet!
There was a round of applause below.
"Okay, let's take a look at last semester's results." The teacher released the final report card, which has class rankings, age rankings, and students' individual scores and regression scores compared with the midterm of the previous semester.
The audience was silent, the parents silently picked up their mobile phones to take pictures, and Lin Xuan was still recording.
The second blockbuster film after the annual disaster film "School Starts", the parent-teacher conference, will definitely achieve a good box office.
Next, the teacher began to do analysis, and then talked eloquently, after all, they are also graduating this year, and they are facing a small exam, which is the first large-scale BOSS pass, and parents are also very concerned, but at this time, few people ask questions, and the exchange is generally after the parent-teacher meeting, and now they should listen silently.
The teacher talked a lot, talked a lot, and the parents silently wrote it down, and in general, the school was attentive, and the supervision at home could not be left behind, so that the children should fully feel the love of their parents...... Lin Xuan felt that this might be a wave of poisonous milk for the students......
"However, for children, in my opinion, moral character and character are more important than academic performance, and parents can look at the behavior record sheet hanging on the wall, which contains any child's disciplinary record, here, I will choose a few key points to talk about." The teacher said.
Next, he clicked on the multimedia, and four records appeared, which seemed to be aimed at four people, and wrote four eye-catching titles, specially prepared for the four King Kongs.
Astound! Princess Glassheart Disease actually wrote this kind of test paper?
He was exposed for copying homework, and he was so angry that he ......
Suffocating operation. 99% of people don't know!
In the grove, a man and a woman are engaged in fierce movements! Men see silence, women see tears!
Seeing this topic, the audience was silent, it was really the men who watched the silence and the women who watched it...... Also silent.
The teacher was very indifferent, he had already guessed that this reaction would be the case, pinched the funny on the podium, and began to talk eloquently.
The first glass-hearted princess wrote the test paper, in fact, even if it was cheating in the exam room, it was later verified, and the teacher talked about the basic trust between people here, and warned the child not to try to die, the probability is too small and the risk is too great, and the old driver is also easy to overturn.
The second is not to copy homework, the teacher said here, copying homework is easy to identify, just look at the handwriting, generally the second-hand copy version will be particularly messy, after all, it copes with things, and if it is someone else's boy carefully and neatly copied down, then it is not called copying homework, in the serious process, he himself also memorized something.
The third, that's amazing, records the legendary lives of the three giants.
The three students shared ♂ a bed in the dormitory many times during their time at school, entered the chemistry laboratory and took the laboratory's nano fifty times to cause the explosion of the women's toilet, entered the dance studio to dance the Pure Land of Bliss during self-study at night, hacked into and locked their teacher's computer in the information class, pulled the electric switch in the corridor at night to cut off the power, and entered the radio room during the big recess to change the music to "Majestic......
The seat was silent, and the birds were silent.
"These children, are they really going to heaven?" Someone sighed.
"The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, a generation of new people replace the old, we are old." Some parents sighed.
The man in the Pippi eel clothes was also full of emotion, "These three children, the future ...... Maybe it can save the world. ”
"We're desperate too." The teacher said that the three children had good grades and could see each other, and it was said that they once held three rolls of toilet paper in the toilet and vowed to tear the sky apart.
"I won't reveal their specific names here, but I guess some parents should understand." The head teacher said.
No one spoke, and he still wanted face, but Lin Xuan could keenly feel the three fluctuations, and it seemed that parents also knew their children very well......
Hey, wait, these three runes aren't quite right.
Backing the mountain jump, splitting the claw, sealing runes...... Lin Xuan stuck out his tongue, and then the whole person was stunned, because the fourth one stands to reason that little Lori Yang Lin is actually one of the women among the men and women!