Chapter Seventy-Six: First Encounter with Tsunade, Daily Life Begins
After going around a few circles with the people from the dark department, Qiao Mu felt that it was time to meet Tsunade.
One of the legendary three ninjas, the eldest lady of the thousand-handed family who has a large tolerance, is she still bound to lose every gamble?
Qiao Mu smiled and came to the place where the Hokage worked, and sure enough, Tsunade was still busy here.
Knock knock, knock on the door a few times, and Tsunade's inquiry is heard.
"Who, what's the matter?"
"My lord, we have just learned of the invaders, and we suspect that they are the heirs of the Qiao family, the top rich man in the Fire Country."
"What, it's him?"
Tsunade was a little surprised, but let Qiao Mu, who was disguised as a subordinate of the shadow department, come in and speak.
Qiao Mu lowered his head, still wearing a mask on his face, and stood in front of Tsunade's table to answer solemnly.
"It's a pity that we were escaped by him, and I don't know what the purpose of this is here? Also, Naruto and Sasuke ......"
"What's wrong with these two?"
Tsunade asked, a little puzzled.
"There's an unexpected change in them, I don't know how to describe it? Have you read the transformation text? ”
"What kind of transformation text, you explain it to me!"
Tsunade raised his eyebrows, not noticing anything wrong.
"Just the kind of small articles circulating on the Internet, such as "Intimacy Paradise" written by Jiraiya, but the style is completely different."
"What's it exactly?"
Listening to Qiao Mu's popular science, Tsunade listened curiously and with interest.
Qiao Mu saw that he was on the set, and hurriedly began to talk nonsense seriously.
"For example, a boy suddenly travels to a strange world, or gets magical powers, and actually becomes a cute girl. Although he is female on the outside and physically on the inside, he is still a boy on the inside, so he will face a choice and a series of unexpected changes......"
"You mean that a man becomes a woman, is it a forbidden technique?"
Tsunade was thoughtful, and he was still thinking about its authenticity.
"Of course not, it's just a fantasy. However, the professional term is called Nianghua, and then there are different directions, such as becoming a hundred, or marrying someone ......"
As the more he talked, the more unreliable he became, Tsunade began to blush, and suddenly slapped the table.
"You guy, why don't you talk about it endlessly! What the hell is that department, why haven't I seen it? ”
Seeing that Tsunade was finally unhappy, Qiao Mu smiled.
"Look, why are you still angry? I'm just here to condole, see if Hokage-sama are you busy? ”
After speaking, he took off his mask to reveal an extremely handsome face, and expressed his identity without reservation.
"You're not from Konoha? Could it be that Qiao Mu! ”
Tsunade's eyes were sharp, and he was about to punch at once, but unfortunately he was easily dodged by Qiao Mu.
"Alert, the target's chakra is at least around 30,000 points, please be careful, master!"
It's only 30,000 points, you still have to work hard!
Qiao Mu calmly dodged Tsunade's attack, and said with a smile: "Tsunade-sama, you work so hard, do you want to help me beat my back?" ”
"Bastard, dare to bully Lord Ben!"
Tsunade was furious, and he lifted his foot to shatter the ground.
"No, if you die, no one will make Naruto and Sasuke change back to their original ways."
Suddenly threw a killer move, forcing Tsunade to hit the ground with one foot, and was forced to stop.
"What do you mean?"
Tsunade clenched his fists and refused to give up.
Qiao Mu looked back at the door, and instead said, "You can listen to the report of your subordinates!" ”
After a while, Mute hurried over and shouted, "Oh no, my lord! Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, their genders have all been changed. ”
"What? What do you mean by that last sentence? ”
Tsunade looked at the mute with a confused face in surprise, she also saw Qiao Mu unexpectedly, what did she say?
Are adults in danger?
"It's okay, Hokage-sama is listening!"
Qiao Mu smiled and found a chair, sat down and continued to speak.
Shizune had no choice but to report the news of the Shadows, they had already found the three of Naruto, and unexpectedly found that they had all changed.
Oh my God, the dignified Prince Konoha and the only survivor of the Uchiha family, and even the strange power girl Sakura have all become another gender.
If this thing gets out, it's no wonder that the people of the other ninja villages laugh off their big teeth!
"It's all you, what did you do to them?"
Tsunade angrily grabbed Qiao Mu's collar and questioned.
"It's nothing, I'm helping them through their troubles. You should have listened to her, for example, the curse mark on Sasuke's body has been lifted, and Sakura has become a lot gentler, isn't that good? ”
Well, how can there be such a thing!
There was too much information, and Tsunade couldn't accept it at once, and it was a bit of a crash.
"Do you mean that you've got control over them, and I'm going to have to throw you up?"
"Look, it's a misunderstanding, isn't it?" Qiao Mu deliberately clapped his hand and said, and handed over a banana, "I haven't finished my words, you are in a hurry to fight, eat a banana first and calm down." ”
"No, I'm not in the mood!"
Tsunade casually pushed away the banana in Qiao Mu's hand, and said in his heart that there are no more come with me.
Qiao Mu said with a wicked smile: "Who said you used it?" I'm here for you to eat! It's appetizing after eating the fire! ”
"With what?"
Tsunade suddenly realized that he had been tricked, and he clenched his fist and was about to strike again, Qiao Mu had already fled far away.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited! I'm here to help you Konoha, haven't you heard a word? ”
"What's the matter, you can say that I won't beat you."
Tsunade stood not far away in a huff, seeing if he dared to talk nonsense again.
"Nianghua is three times stronger, and sex is seven points weaker! There's nothing wrong with that! ”
Poof, the silence next to him actually laughed silly.
I've never seen someone so screaming in front of Tsunade.,The last time I peeked at the bathhouse, I was crippled once.。
Tsunade was really angry and shouted, "Come on, catch this kid, I want to ......"
"Wait, sir, listen to our explanation......"
Suddenly, both Naruto and Sasuke ran out and stopped Tsunade together and said, "We should give up our prejudices at this time, and Orochimaru will be coming to Sasuke soon." There is also the mysterious Akatsuki organization, whose schemes we know nothing about! ”
"You guys, actually speaking for him?"
Looking at the two people in front of him who had transformed into cute Lori, Tsunade was speechless.
"I don't care, you guys can do it, right? What about Kakashi? What about Jiraiya? Where did they run at the critical moment! ”
Leaving with a muttering to himself, Qiao Mu let out a sigh of relief, and actually passed the test in a daze.
"Congratulations to the master, the first time the daily amusement of Tsunade is over, please keep up the good work!"
The system actually sent a congratulatory message, which pot is not opened!
"Alright, that's done, we can go back and rest."
"Wait, that's it?"
"We're looking forward to it in vain, what should we do next?"
Naruto and the three complained unhappily, but Qiao Mu had already slipped away.
You come, you come, hurt each other!