449, I'm going to beat you 7-1!
"As we all know, football is the number one sport in the world today, and as the birthplace of this sport, Chinese football has always been actively exploring its own development path......
This is not the content of Long Shute's speech during the two sessions, but his important speech at the opening ceremony of the 2013 Chinese Super League at Guangzhou Tianhe Stadium on the evening of March 9.
He only stayed in Beijing for four days, and then asked for leave in advance to retreat, as a newcomer, he didn't prepare any proposals at all, because he was not even familiar with the process and rules, and the first year was supposed to study and practice.
If it weren't for the strong invitation of Zhang Jian, the new director of the Football Management Center, he would have flown back to Munich, but since the leader "deigned to speak", as a leader in Chinese football, he still had to give some face.
When it comes to the opening ceremony of the Chinese Super League this year, it is actually very embarrassing, because until half a month ago, the Football Association could not find a club willing to undertake this glorious task!
In 2011, Evergrande hosted the opening ceremony for the first time, as a new league team, they attached great importance to it, and spent 50 million yuan to create a grand party comparable to the opening ceremony of the Asian Games, inviting many stars including Gu Juji, Tao Zhe, Han Hong, Sun Nan and many other stars to come to the venue, which can be described as infinitely beautiful.
In 2012, the opening ceremony was settled in Guizhou, although the economy is slightly less developed, but it is still huge and expensive.
By 2013, Beijing, Tianjin, Shanghai, Hangzhou, and Guangzhou had all explicitly rejected their bids. The Football Association had to activate a backup plan: the defending champions had to host the ...... unconditionally
So Guangzhou Evergrande had to pinch its nose to take over this "glorious" mission, but compared to two years ago, they did not invite any stars or teams, and randomly selected 1,000 students from Evergrande's football schools and song and dance troupes, and performed perfunctorily for a few minutes of singing and dancing, and hastily ended the opening ceremony, spending a total of "up to" 100,000 yuan - probably lunch money and mineral water money......
Long Shute's presence undoubtedly became the biggest surprise of the opening ceremony, and it also made Director Zhang, who had just taken office, feel bright.
When Yu Hongchen, vice chairman of the Football Association, announced the opening, Longshute's work in China officially ended.
He was desperate to be in time for the second leg at home to Arsenal, but he got a call at this point:
"On the last day, the sports committee will hold a group discussion, please try to participate."
As a newcomer, he was still self-aware, and it was better to keep a low profile on this occasion, so he had to obediently go back to the meeting again.
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While Lonshcht was in a dark meeting at home, Bayern was also in the dark in the Bundesliga.
At the same time as the opening of the Chinese Super League, the Bundesliga also ushered in the 25th round of the league.
This is the penultimate round of the league, and Bayern are already 26 points ahead of second-placed Borussia Dortmund, which is almost a nine-game gap......
On their home turf, Bayern were almost cornered by promoted Madüsseldorf, and if it weren't for defender Boateng stepping up and scoring his first Bundesliga goal as a striker in the 86th minute, Bayern would have really suffered an upset at the Allianz Arena!
The score of 3-2 is enough to prove what a dilemma this relegated team has caused to Bayern, and Heynckes admitted frankly after the game:
'We played absent-mindedly throughout the first half, Fortuna Dusseldorf were in control of the tempo most of the time and they were more at home than we did.
It was the coaching staff's fault that we didn't alert the players in time and didn't make tactical adjustments in time, resulting in total passivity.
The absence of Ronshit, Robben and Ribery? Of course it will have a certain impact, but it is by no means the most critical factor because we are Bayern. ”
Heynckes didn't dare to continue, otherwise he was worried that Longshuter would come back and slap his old face angrily.
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On March 12, Long Shute appeared at the solemn Great Hall of the People on time and on time, listened to the summary report at the closing ceremony in a daze, applauded enthusiastically like other colleagues, and ended his first political mission.
After the meeting, the colleagues in the sports industry had a light meal together, and at the dinner table, everyone once again deepened their feelings, talked freely about the broad prospects of sports in China, and expressed their best wishes to each other.
After dinner, Lonshette spent another night in the commissioner's single dormitory, watching the second leg of the match between Bayern Munich and Arsenal.
Arsenal, who were eight goals behind, showed the courage to come back from the ground running, but when Lahm broke the ball from Walcott and set up Arjen Robben to cut the back of the net, the Gunners' morale was shattered in an instant......
Franck Ribery, who was banned from the league, scored a goal in each half and scored a brace, and Arsenal completely surrendered.
But that wasn't the final result, as in the 88th minute, just as the Gunners were ready to go home to prepare for the league, Thomas Muller came down and singled out four Arsenal defenders to make it 4-0......
Standing on the sidelines, Arsene Wenger's face was as pale as paper, and everyone could see his trembling hands, while the German fans in the stands, who had never disliked the English team, booed and ridiculed unbridled – you can't expect these Germans to applaud a Frenchman who coaches an English team, can you?
The two-legged double kill Arsenal once again allowed Bayern to dominate the front page headlines of the mainstream European media this week.
The score of 12-0 has also become the most disparity in the Champions League knockout round, and it is worth mentioning that the previous all-time record was also set by Bayern Munich, who defeated Portuguese Super League giants Sporting Lisbon 5-0 away, 7-1 at home and 12-1 over two legs in 2009.
It can be seen that the ruthlessness of the German team has a historical tradition......
At the same time, Heynckes was able to boast to the media on the phone:
"Without Ronjut, we're still Bayern, still playing against a top team like Arsenal, aren't we?"
As soon as Hai Gonggong finished blowing, he heard someone knocking on the door.
Then Long Shute walked in:
"Coach, I'm done with the meeting, I want to play football."
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"You're going to have to go back to China every year in March for a meeting?"
Heynckes rubbed his face a little worriedly.
Long Shute nodded:
"This will be the case for at least the next four years, and this is my sacrosanct political right and obligation."
"It's a real problem, because we don't have a one-and-a-go opponent like Arsenal every year......
Heynckes muttered to himself, and then frowned again:
"Whatever, anyway, the manager of next season is not me, let Pep Guardiola's Spanish bald head worry! Ah......h
He suddenly realized that he had slipped out of his mouth, and quickly stopped.
"I already knew, Coach."
Long Shute shrugged:
"It's your last season at Bayern and it's mine."
Heynckes was so moved that he held his disciple's hand tightly:
"I never knew you loved me so much, ...... Dragon"
Long Shute shook off the old man's rough big hand with a look of disgust:
"I'm just going to take on a new challenge and I can't find excitement at Bayern!"
Heynckes wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, wiped them on Ronshette's clothes, and then stood up from the couch:
"Let's go, let's eat, I'll pick you up."
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The so-called "reception banquet" is nothing more than a large canteen at the training base, and it is also a buffet......
However, for Long Shute, who had just enjoyed the treatment of state guests in the Great Hall of the People for seven or eight days, a lighter meal was exactly what he needed now.
He sat down with a small portion of steak and bacon in his hand, and Müller came over:
"Great Mr. Senator, have you actively contributed to the development of Chinese football?"
"Of course," Long Shute first gave the tease a high-hand, and then replied pretendingly:
"As long as I follow my plan, we can slaughter you 7-1 in the World Cup next year."
"! Listen, everyone, the dragon dares to speak...... He wants to lead the Chinese team to beat us 7-1! Bastian, Philip, Manuel, Holger, Jérôme, Tony, Mario, come and teach him with me! ”
Mueller almost jumped off his stool:
"Let's make a bet! If China and Germany can meet, whoever loses will have to serve our whole team in women's clothes! ”
Long Shute raised his eyebrows:
"I accepted this bet on Long Ritian, but why do you like to wear women's clothes so much?"
The German goalkeeper Neuer suddenly patted Müller on the shoulder with some worry:
"Thomas, I'm worried about my goal right now......"
The main defenders Boateng and Bad Stuber had sad faces, and their already not good-looking faces suddenly became even more ugly:
"Are we going to be screened by him at the World Cup? Don't! Thomas, do you think we've had too few injuries this year? ”
Schweinsteiger's face was equally ugly, and Cross even shuddered uncontrollably.
They are also midfielders...... It's definitely a player who plays against Longshut!
Cross has already imagined that scene: he is forced by Longshut's close defense to doubt his life, and he can't take care of himself, but he can only follow the opponent's ass and eat dirt!
Oh no, with Cross's slow pace, where can he keep up with Longshut? I'm afraid he won't even be able to eat the soil!
So they decided to beat up Thomas Mueller, the culprit who provoked Longshut's anger!
Robben crossed Erlang's legs:
"I have two iron rods in my closet, you can use them as you like!"
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"Alright, lads, let's hurry up and eat."
Assistant coach Grande laughed and chased the foolish players back.
Herman, another teaching assistant, turned on the TV on the wall:
"I hope I haven't missed the time, and I don't want to make a fuss about you! Beware of drawing Real Madrid and Barcelona! ”
Robben pouted:
"What's wrong with Real Madrid? I just want to draw Real Madrid! ”
Having been swept away by the Galacticos four years ago, he certainly wanted to slap Florentino's old face at the Bernabeu.
Ribery was the first to express his support to him:
"Real Madrid in the quarterfinals, Barcelona in the quarterfinals, I'll see who can stop our big Bayern now!"
"Enough! You two guys who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic! ”
Heynckes slapped the table angrily:
"Can't you just let me, poor old man, finish the last half of the season well?!"
Ribery and Robben hurriedly sandwiched a slice of bacon for him:
"Yup, don't be angry, we must do a good job and give you another six-crown victory!"
The two of them were probably a little slower to react, and it wasn't until Heynckes grunted and put the bacon in his mouth that they did.
"The last half of the season?"
"What are you kidding?!"
Heynckes chewed on the bacon and glared:
"Lao Tzu will be seventy years old soon, do you have to let me do it until I die?! Watch TV! ”
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It was March 15th, 19 o'clock Beijing time, and it was time for lunch in Germany.
The whole Bayern team ate in the restaurant of the training base while watching the draw for the quarterfinals of the Champions League.
In the previous round of 16, there were not many upsets.
The Bianconeri and Juventus beat Celtic 5-0 over two legs.
Paris Saint-Germain narrowly beat Valencia 3-2 on aggregate, but Paris number one star Ibrahimovic was banned for two games for a reckless stampede, and despite having the newly joined David Beckham, their prospects for promotion are somewhat bleak.
Real Madrid also narrowly beat Manchester United 3-2, and the former Red Devils No. 7, Cristiano Ronaldo, scored the winning goal at Old Trafford, but received applause and blessings from the fans of the Theater of Dreams.
AC Milan won the first leg by two goals, but lost by four goals in the second leg, and finally lost 2-4 to Barcelona.
Borussia Dortmund, who have no hope of running out of league and German Cup, began to plan for the Champions League with all their hearts, and they also successfully beat Shakhtar Donetsk with a score of 5-2 to hold up the Bundesliga sky with Bayern.
Another Bundesliga powerhouse, Schalke 04, was counterattacked by its opponent at home, and was defeated by the Turkish Super League giants with an aggregate score of 3-4.
In another rookie peck, La Liga side Malaga beat Porto 2-1 and became the only dark horse in the quarterfinals.
There were no restrictions on the draw for the quarter-finals, so there were no avoidances from the same country, and there were no seeding teams and brackets, so it was fairly simple and it took less than five minutes for the eight teams to find their opponents.
Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain met on a narrow road, and Ibrahimovic unfortunately missed his best chance to prove himself to his old club.
Real Madrid, on the other hand, drew Galatasaray, which is certainly a good draw from the point of view of the quality of the two sides, although the Turkish team's home stadium has always been called hell.
Borussia Dortmund, on the other hand, have a big package: they will face Málaga, the weakest of the quarter-finals!
Jurgen Klopp is gearing up and ready to brush up on this fish-belly team and let the whole of Europe see the power of the yellow-black storm!
Therefore, Bayern Munich can only make up a pair with Juventus.
The most powerful chariot in all of Europe, they met the most well-defended Italian fortress, and they faced each other...... Will it be sparkling and suffocating? Or will it be dull and sleepy?