Tsunade has an old problem, and that is blood sickness.

As one of the three ninjas who are proficient in medical techniques, this can be regarded as a big bug!

Therefore, looking at the blood-like thing in the cup noodles, I almost fainted on the spot.

"What is this? Get it out of the way! ”

Puzzled, he pressed his hand to his forehead and waved his hand to push away the cup noodles.

Shizune couldn't bear to say, "What's the matter, my lord?" This is the spicy hot food I have carefully prepared for you! It's all chili oil, is there a problem? ”

"Oh, it turned out to be chili!" Tsunade rubbed his head, and seemed to be a little relieved, "Why didn't you say it earlier, it made me so uncomfortable." Wait, what is Malatang? ”

"Malatang is a kind of Chinese food, simple and delicious, and there is an allusion in it, that is, a few yuan of Malatang can be hehehe......"

With Mute smiling incredibly, Tsunade feels wrong this time!

"Who the hell are you?"

clenched his fists, almost on the verge of a shot.

The silent in front of him hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't do it, adult, it's me!" ”

slowly revealed his original face, it was actually Qiao Mu's fake, there was really no one.

"What are you doing here?"

"Don't I care about you, I specially sent you a spicy hot!" Qiao Mu began to tease Tsunade every day, "I almost forgot that you fainted blood, there is chicken blood and duck blood in it, it shouldn't have any effect, right?" ”

"Ah, blood again!"

Tsunade held his forehead again, and almost collapsed to the ground.

What the hell is this little devil here for?

"No, it's so effective!"

Qiao Mu looked at Tsunade, whose legs and feet were weak, and stepped forward again to look at him a few times: "No, I lied to you." It's just chili oil! ”

"What, you get out of here, get out right away!"

Tsunade sat up angrily and threw a stack of files directly, but Qiao Mu avoided it in time and escaped.

After a few minutes, Tsunade, who had finally calmed down, reluctantly brushed his hair.

This is ridiculous!

The sudden Qiao Mu completely disrupted her good mood, do you say you hate it?

However, Qiao Mu, who was hiding outside the door, had a different mind.

"System, I've already finished teasing a wave, do you want to continue?"

"Of course, let's wait for another video, let's make a series!"

"No, do you want to make a small movie series? You think I'm going to play a joke! ”

Qiao Mu reluctantly performed ninjutsu, preparing for the video while picking a good time to prepare to explore the tiger's den again.

Knock knock!

Knocking on the door again and entering, Qiao Mu arched his hand with a serious face and said, "Hokage-sama, don't be angry!" Just a little joke and entertainment. ”

"Hmph, you're embarrassed to come here!" Tsunade had regained his senses and spoke unpleasantly, "Do you think this will fool you through?" ”

"No, no, no, I actually have something very important to discuss with you! This matter may involve the safety of Konoha, don't think I'm joking! ”

Seeing that Qiao Mu became serious, Tsunade's face also changed, could it be about Xiao's organization?

"Okay, you say! I'm listening? ”

Tsunade straightened his back, crossed his hands on his chin, and stared at him for questioning.

Qiao Mu also took a few steps forward, looked at Tsunade with a deep gaze, and finally spoke.

"I know that the position of the Hokage is very important, and an existence like you, my lord, needs a helper who can lead Konoha into the future. Especially now, the situation of the major ninja villages is not very optimistic, such as the Sand Hidden Village, and even their daimyo has reduced their expenses.

For a ninja village, the necessary financial support is crucial, and as one of the richest people in the country, I would like to make some contributions.

I don't know, would an adult be my girlfriend? ”

"Well, is this ......?"

Tsunade was still thinking about it seriously, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

What is your girlfriend and what do you want?

"Impossible! Less going around in circles here and talking nonsense to me! ”

She was so angry that she blushed and her neck was thick, and she didn't know what to say.

Qiao Mu hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't worry, don't worry!" Am I just asking? I will definitely be very happy if I take care of you in the future, don't you think about it? ”

"Never!" Tsunade slapped the table, and said in his heart, "Is there anything else going on?" ”

"Then I'll have to sleep with you."

Qiao Mu said to himself, but Tsunade was speechless.

"How to convince?"

"All sorts of poses, of course, I mean night!"

Qiao Mu smiled and succeeded in killing again, turned his head and ran.

Tsunade was left in the house with a thunderous explosion, and he really wanted to kill.

"The soul is faint, the old lady has never been tricked like this, you wait for me!"

And Qiao Mu once again succeeded in his death and fled victoriously.

"What's up, I'm playing well with the system, right?"

proudly showed off to the system and gained some recognition.

The process of Fang Cai's death was also filmed, if this is spread on the Internet, maybe how will it be a sensation?

"Master, please go farther and farther on the road to death? In addition, this mission was completed well, and I got a reward of 20,000 chakra, as well as 5,000 god points, and two mother-in-law prop cards. ”

"I'm rubbing, there's still such a good thing!"

Qiao Mu looked at the things in his hand, and these two motherhood cards allowed him to motherize the designated target without side effects.

However, the specific process will definitely cost a lot of chakra, so it needs to be carefully considered.

Qiao Mu nodded with satisfaction, ready to go home, and continue to play happily with Naruto.

But on the street, there seems to be a special gaze quietly observing itself.

What's the situation?

Qiao Mu unconsciously turned his head and sensed something.

It's a pair of 360-degree white eyes with no dead ends.,Its owner is a weak little Lori Hinata.。

What are you trying to do with me?

Qiao Mu deliberately walked forward, leading the other party back and forth in circles, until the sun had set, and then he suddenly sold a flaw.

When I thought Hinata would follow, I went around for no reason and wanted to catch it.

Hey, what about people?

When I looked left and right, I couldn't find anyone at all!

Where did Hinata go, and was it that fast?

I searched with my consciousness a little, and immediately found out where the other party was.

She actually hid in the corner of the street, squatted on the ground and gasped for breath!

How poor is this physical strength, and it won't work after chasing for a while?

Qiao Mu looked at her speechlessly, took out his earwax and said, "Otherwise, don't chase me!" Give up, right? ”

"Who's going to chase you!"

Hinata was speechless, but shouted, "What the hell did you do with Naruto?" ”

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