Chapter 3: Did the System Mistake the Person?

"Damn, what's the situation??"

Jiang Feng's whole person was in a state of confusion, and the butt that had just sat up sat back heavily, but Jiang Xiaoye seized the opportunity to slam it violently.

What just happened? Is it the sound of the phone?

"Hmph, dare to insult my figure, and dare to insult my Obas!" Xiao Ye's whole person was pulled on Jiang Feng's body, obviously angry.

"Get out of the way!" However, Jiang Feng had more important things to do, and Jiang Xiaoye's two arms hung directly around his neck, giving him the illusion that he was about to suffocate.

"You should support me! Is it good?? Jiang Xiaoye exhaled hot air in Jiang Feng's ear as he spoke.

"What do you want to do with me...... I'm not a sister control, it's good to care about your food and clothing, don't ...... anymore Hold me like a koala again, okay? "I don't know if anyone envies Jiang Feng's current situation, but Jiang Feng has been treated as a tree since he was a child, although the tree has grown, but the koala has also grown up together, but the heat in his ears has brought a little different feelings. Jiang Feng, who was out of breath, didn't think much about it, and only hoped that this koala would allow him to take a deep breath.

"I don't care, you have to help me find a job in the future, I heard that it is difficult to find a job now!" Jiang Xiaoye, who relied on Jiang Feng, left behind all the words that usually hit his brother.

"Secretaries, teachers, nurses...... Take your pick. ”

"Can't you change careers? It feels weird. ”

"That's all I can think of." Jiang Feng smiled stupidly, to be honest, just now he had Xiao Ye's long legs wearing black silk in his mind......

"My sister is so beautiful, how can she not be an idol???"

"You know a fart, can you live in the entertainment industry with just your face?" Jiang Feng said subconsciously.

"And me!"

"I ...... You ......" Jiang Feng realized that he was talking to an unknown person, and he couldn't speak for a while, if it was possible that it was an auditory hallucination just now, this time it was a clear voice in his head! He reflexively shook a spirit......

There was someone who was also startled, that was Jiang Xiaoye, she was startled by Jiang Feng's sudden wrongness, her hand loosened, she lost her center of gravity, and sat on the ground behind Jiang Feng's chair.

"I'm sorry......" Jiang Feng came back to his senses when he heard the sound of Xiaoye's butt hitting the ground behind him, he felt distressed for a while, and hurriedly wanted to apologize, but the elusive voice sounded again:

"Good evening, I'm a 'I just want to be so perfect' system, but now it should be called a 'my sister just wants to be so perfect' system, I have to change my name if I don't do anything, if my sister doesn't need me, I don't want to talk to you."

"Are you sick?" Jiang Feng subconsciously replied, "That's my sister!" ”

"You're sick, I'm the invincible sister control system in the universe, anyone can be my sister! I know that ordinary people like you don't understand, you just treat me as your sister's black technology and gold finger, don't you read a lot of novels? ”

Jiang Feng's goosebumps were about to fall to the ground, he took a few deep breaths, and whispered secretly: "Evil is evil...... I'm evil...... There are ghosts, there are ghosts, there are ghosts......"

"Brother, are you okay" Jiang Xiaoye hurriedly got up from the ground, looked at this brother who grew up together with concern, stretched out his hand and shook it twice in front of Jiang Feng.

"There's a voice in my head...... No, I'm in a bit of a trance and drink saliva. Jiang Feng raised his hand and pressed the paw in front of him, and before he could think of how to explain this unscientific thing, he didn't expect the voice to sound again, and his tone became very serious:

"Please note, urgent warning, there is only one person in the world who can know about me, and that is the host, please don't think about revealing it to others, from the moment others know about me, you know." In the end, the voice was no longer serious, and it returned to its original feeling.

Jiang Feng didn't dare to speak, and roared angrily in his heart: "Who are you?" Is it a spy of US imperialism? Don't TM make up stories for me, although I read novels, I never believe in time-traveling! ”

Jiang Xiaoye saw that Jiang Feng didn't continue, his eyes looked down slightly, he was also a little anxious, very worried, and hurriedly went to the kitchen to pour water, his long legs were very light, and his hair was fluttering, but unfortunately Jiang Feng didn't have time to appreciate it.

"Didn't I say that? I'm a 'My Sister Is Just That Perfect' system, from the sister-controlled planet. ”

"You're a sister?" Jiang Feng gasped, sweat dripping from his forehead, it was difficult to understand the existence of this system, and there were still human feelings? It's still a sister control...... Affection? What a fantasy!

"Yes, of course I'm a sister."

"But I'm not a sister, I'm not available!"

"You're not me!" The system sounds as if the volume has been turned up.

"Eh, I'll go, I'm panicked by your shouting, you're my sister controlling my, get out of my body." Jiang Feng complained.

"I don't want to! Are you willing to change my name? ”

"You're poisonous, what does my name have to do with me!"

"It's all you! But now, it's my sister, too. ”

"You want your sister to look for it elsewhere." Jiang Feng instinctively protects Xiaoye.

"That's not good, I recognized Jiang Xiaoye as my sister from the vast sea of people at a glance, I am a sister control, such a potential sister, of course I can't miss it."

"Just her?" Jiang Feng hehe, there was a feeling of collapse, "Then why don't you recognize me as a father?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm a sister control, and I can't understand your psychology of wanting to be a ghost father."

"You're not done, what are you talking about?" Jiang Feng has been thinking about the novels he has read, the system of those protagonists of Long Aotian has never seen this kind of Qing (sao) new (lang) detached (jian) system, and the system is not accompanied by any major events such as crossing, adventures, etc., he is more likely to believe it when he is hit by a car and hit by a telephone pole, but what appears out of thin air is a new operation.

"Please listen to my sad story."

"Long story short, please!"

"I came from the rain, and at the moment when the host closed the window, I finally managed to sneak into my sister's house, and I seemed to hear the conversation between the two of us, and Sister Xiaoye would say to me: 'There is a faint thunderstorm, and the sky is overcast, but I hope that the wind and rain will come, and you can stay here.'" And I would respond affectionately: 'Faint thunder, hazy sky, even if there is no rain, I will stay here.' 'I imagined ......'

"Speak human words!" If this system was a real person, Jiang Feng would definitely not let him have a chance to speak, no, he would not let him appear again.

"Okay! I incarnate as a watermelon peel at your sister's bedroom door. ”

"Wait...... Watermelon rind?? Jiang Feng seemed to have solved a century-old problem, and the swear words were already in his mouth.

"Yes, I thought that your sister would step on me the moment she came out, so that I could successfully recognize the lovely sister of the lord, as a result!! As a result, the host suddenly rushed over like a fool, and he fell into a melon peel without saying anything, and he also pitted me, (╯'□′)╯~╧╧""

"You're a melon peel, and you want my sister to fall?"

"You don't understand romance host, this is called a romantic chance encounter! Little girls like this kind of adventure very much.,Like you think, being electrocuted by electricity is the lowest way to get your finger to come.。 ”

After Jiang Feng listened to the serious nonsense of the system, he thought to himself: "Is it because I'm old or has the world changed, don't little girls think about Prince Charming and superheroes with colorful auspicious clouds?" Is it the latest romantic way to break into a melon skin? You may have a bad brain, no, do you have a brain? ”

"Anyway, you cut off your cousin's system, are you still a person!" The system angrily sprayed Jiang Feng for being immoral.

"Do you think the Lord can get people wrong? I've never seen such a humiliating system! Jiang Feng understood that what this system liked was Xiaoye, a sister with "potential", and then under his own operation, he possessed his brother. No wonder I heard the words of the confession system when I fell, it was really melon skin!

"Forget it, we can't change the reality anymore, you can't do without my help in this life, now your first task is to teach Jiang Xiaoye to read music, reward yo-yo points for success, and deduct yo-yo points for failure, but after you deduct 66 points now, it will become negative, if it is negative, then I will automatically shut down, and then, you know."

"No, I don't understand, can't you just get out? Can I be quiet? You have to take me with you when you turn it off? ”