Chapter 1: Embarrassment
Lucas Lima stood in front of the penalty spot, staring at De Gea across the road as the tsunami-like shouts of nearly 110,000 fans at the Camp Nou suddenly stopped. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
A battle of life and death, the last minute of stoppage time, penalties, there is nothing more exciting than this.
He took a deep breath, ran and pushed the ball with his left foot into the top left corner of the goalkeeper. De Gea misjudged and pounced in the opposite direction, seeing the ball go straight to the corner-
The picture suddenly stopped, rotated, and instantly turned into a piece of blue and a few simple icons - "Nima ......" Li Liang screamed and slammed the tablet in his hand out - of course, he was not willing to fall to the wall or the ground, but fell into the bed.
Seeing that the FIFA16ios online match that he had been fighting hard for half the night was about to be upgraded, and the most critical game only needed to get 1 point, but he flashed back at this penalty kick moment that sealed the victory, Li Liang was almost mad. In a fit of rage, he really wanted to delete the game.
The huge frustration made him difficult to let go of for a long time. It's already past three o'clock in the middle of the night, and I don't feel sleepy, but I don't want to start FIFA16ios on the tablet anymore. The battery is only 11 percent, and he doesn't bother to take care of it.
If you can't sleep, just tidy up the house. As a standard otaku, his room is full of clutter, just enough to pass the time until dawn.
After cleaning up for a long time, in a large cardboard box covered with dust, he turned out a box of biscuits with some weights. When he opened the lid, he was surprised.
It's actually a black PSP console. Li Liang took the PSP in his hand and played with it, with mixed feelings. It was his favorite thing seven or eight years ago, and he remembered the good old days.
The adapter and power cord were still there, he plugged it in, the indicator light came on, and he was pleasantly surprised to start.
There's only one game in the memory stick – PES2009, or Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, the once-popular soccer game from Japan's Konano.
Looking at the familiar picture and listening to the friendly melody, Li Liang felt that his wounded heart was instantly healed.
He decided to charge the PSP for a while and then take a nostalgic tour of Pro Evolution Soccer in the middle of the night.
He put the PSP on the tablet, put it next to the pillow, lay down on his back, picked up his phone and started scrolling.
Suddenly, he heard the sound of "zizi", and smelled a mushy smell, before he could react, the PSP and tablet next to his head began to light, a white light flashed, and Li Liang didn't know anything.
I don't know how long later, he heard someone talking, a voice said: "It's him, the most suitable person, in the past two months, he has recharged 10,000 yuan in the Apple Store to buy 'FIFApoints' to open the bag, accounting for 100% of all his deposits."
established three trumpets, played a total of 3,363 games online, and the highest personal rating reached level 38; And so far, I have only downloaded this football game app; I vowed seven times never to play again, and I re-downloaded them shortly after I deleted them. ”
Another voice said, "Well, it's very religious, well, that's him, goodbye." ”
Li Liang opened his eyes suddenly, and was shocked to find that he was standing on a huge football field, he looked around and recognized that this was the Camp Nou stadium!
He was stunned for a moment, slapped himself hard, and with a "snap", a sharp pain hit, and he realized that this was not a dream. Li Liang jumped up all of a sudden, and cheered loudly: "Oh yes, I've crossed over!" Great! ”
He had long felt extreme disgust with the years he had spent in the house, but he didn't know how to get rid of it, and it was great that now God had finally come to help him.
By the way, at this time, it's time to talk to the system, does the system have to tell itself, what kind of golden key did I get?
He waited for a while, and even shouted at the top of his voice: "System, system, come out quickly!" "Nobody paid any attention to him. He began to notice that the whole stadium was empty!
Li Liang thought, he wouldn't have crossed over to Barcelona and become Messi's teammate, right?
It's hard to let me come over as a coach, that's okay, my years of profound tactical attainments on the keyboard are finally useful.
Li Liangxin was full of joy and laughed, but he didn't notice that the big screen at the top of the stands above the goal suddenly lit up.
"Ahem", Li Liang suddenly heard a clear coughing sound, he jumped down, looked around in a hurry, and suddenly found that on the big screen, a pair of huge eyes were staring at him.
He sat down on the ground in fright, but his eyes slowly became smaller, and gradually, a face appeared on the screen, and then slowly shrank into a person.
The man walked over from the big screen, walked to the turf in front of Li Liang, smiled and stretched out his hand.
"Hello, my name is embarrassing, welcome to you." Li Liang was overjoyed, and the system finally appeared. He also stretched out his hand and was pulled up by embarrassment.
He looked embarrassed, half a head shorter than himself, with a round face and a chubby body, which reminded Li Liang of a Michelin tire villain.
"Are you the system? What is Goldfinger? What is my mission? Li Liang asked a series of questions.
He looked at Li Liang with a smile and said, "The system just left, and he is very busy." Let me answer your other questions. ”
Embarrassed told Li Liang that this is the FIFA16 world, and he is the representative of the system. The system has acknowledged that the "inverse ratio" of your level and level of commitment is ranked first in the world.
Li Liangzheng nodded proudly, and suddenly reacted - wait, this doesn't seem to be praising me, it seems to be saying that my level is quite poor?
Unexpectedly, the words behind the embarrassment were even more amazing: "In view of this, we have officially recommended you to the system and invited you to join Barcelona-"
Li Liang's heart couldn't help but beat wildly, and he looked at the embarrassment, and the embarrassment also paused understandingly, widened his eyes, and solemnly continued: "Join the scene of Barcelona!" ”
Wait, what the hell is the scene?! Li Liang was suddenly blindfolded.
The system determined that Li Liang was one of the most loyal fans of FIFA16, but in view of the level of operation that Li Liang did not dare to compliment, he chose a character that suited him most closely - to make him a sideline fan.
At the same time, in recognition of his fanatical love for the game, he was specially granted the right to choose his seat at will.
Li Liang was dumbfounded, and suddenly realized that he had probably encountered a fake crossing and a fake system.
At this moment, he suddenly found that his body began to slowly turn into ...... It's become pixels!
Hey, interesting, it's nice to be able to watch the game for free, right? This wave is not a loss.
The embarrassment was still saying, "You also have the privilege of keeping your true face." Well, in the future, there will be a place for you in FIFA games on all platforms in the future.
Plus, this is the last time you're self-aware, and you'll always be a pure pixel swarm procedurally driven, so what else do you want to say? ”