Chapter 24: Wolfskin Pants
"I wipe, we don't have any clothes, how can we go back. I saw Jinta shouting loudly, holding his head in his hands, and jumping up and down in a hurry.
The three of Chu He were also annoyed by the exclamation of the Golden Tower, looking at the Golden Pagoda with sleepy eyes, and couldn't help but look at themselves, only to feel that something was wrong, last night they forgot that they didn't even have any clothes on their bodies, and they couldn't return from the main road in the center of Luoer City during the day, and they were afraid that they would be arrested by the City Lord's Hall as a savage or a pervert, and they would be interrogated for ten days and half a month.
If it was known that he was a junior of the Mu family, he would definitely laugh off his big teeth, and this Mu Lingfeng's face would be even more unbearable.
Of the four people, only Garth was left with clothes, because only Garth did not participate in the battle.
The three of Chu He opened their hazy and sleepy eyes, but they couldn't help but look at Garth, who was relatively neatly dressed, and their eyes gradually changed from blurry to eager, indicating that they wanted to cut Garth's clothes to block key parts.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, but it makes Gas's hair stand upside down and unconsciously take half a step back.
"You three don't beat me, I'm not going to die, I'd rather die than give in. Garth shouted.
"If we don't protect you, you'll die a hundred times, and you'll suffer the same if we go back naked. Ah Wu retorted, and approached Garth as he spoke, apparently preparing to come hard if Garth couldn't be obedient.
Seeing this, Garth was even more anxious, and he really didn't want to cut his clothes to these people as "shame pants". The main reason is that the fabric on the clothes is not enough for four people to wear, and the golden pagoda is still five big and three thick. If the knife is not cut well, it is you who will be embarrassed.
Garth knew that he was powerless in front of Ah Wu, but he also subconsciously slowly retreated, just when the two of them were one in front of the other, you took a step forward, I took a step back, and when he was deadlocked, he saw Garth exclaim, I don't know what he stepped on in the process of retreating, and he fell on his back to the sky, screaming.
Fortunately, the grass is still soft, so it doesn't hurt too much, but for a mortal, it also makes Garth scold his mother for a while.
Just as Garth was scolding, he saw that it was not something else that made him slip, but a complete red flame wolf wolf's skin. The smooth spread on the grass is even more shiny under the light of the sun. This wolf skin should have been put in the space pocket, because it was dark, and several people were too tired, so they forgot about it.
When Garth saw that he had slipped his wolf skin, he couldn't help but have an idea, and the scolding stopped abruptly, and a thought flashed through his heart.
"I have a way. Garth's eyes lit up, staring at the wolf skin under his feet, and shouted to the three of them, and then said eagerly, "Use this wolf skin to block a key part for you." ”
Hearing this, Chu He and the three of them naturally refused in their hearts, if they wore the so-called wolf skin pants, what was the difference between them and savages. However, in reality, there is simply no better way to solve this problem.
The next moment, Garth took out his treasure space pocket again, and turned all the needlework knives out.
"I didn't think you were still a home expert, you could do anything. Quinta said quietly.
"I'm not like you, stupid big guy, I can't fight anything except I can, and I still have the skill of surviving on my own. ”
When the words fell, he saw Garth slowly cutting the complete red flame wolf skin into three parts, and his technique was extremely skillful, no worse than that of a house woman. Then the edge of the wolf skin was carefully roasted with a little fire, and after another meal of threading the needle, three wolf skin pants were obviously formed, but obviously the wolf skin pants were a little too short, almost the same as the buttocks.
The three of them were dumbfounded, and it was hard for a straight man of steel like Jinta to imagine how to be cheeky enough to wear these wolf skin shorts. I didn't dare to look at ..... directly.
Chu He looked at the wolf skin pants with fur turned out in front of him, swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, and then said in a muffled voice: "This is too perverted." ”
"This wolf skin is good, warm, thick enough, and smooth enough, don't worry, my work will not disappoint you." Garth proudly boasted to himself.
And Awujinta's expression is even more ugly, not to wear it, not to wear it, it is not to use a dilemma to describe it.
"If you don't wear it, you don't have anything else to wear. Garth looked at the three of them with a smug expression.
Suddenly, the martial energy in Ah Wu's body came out, and he grabbed it violently at Garth, and before Garth could react, his shirt was already in Ah Wu's hand, staring blankly at his naked thin body.
"You little bastard, you dare to steal my clothes. ”
"Eh, three people are not enough, two people are enough, I thanked my brother first. "Ah Wu really doesn't want to wear these wolf skin pants, so he can only be strong from Gas.
Reluctantly, Garth replied, "I'm afraid of you." He pointed to Chu He and the others and said, "You two don't beat me with my pants." ”
Hearing this, Chu He and Jinta can only look at me, I can look at you, and then look at the wolf skin pants in front of them, they shook their heads helplessly, and they could only lift the wolf skin skirt with stiff movements, this scene is really funny.
Chu He, who is wearing wolf skin pants, looks okay, not as unbearable as he imagined, except for the shortness, it can be regarded as delicate.
And Jinta was very embarrassed, not only was the wolf skin skirt small, but it was also too tight to put on, as if it could be stretched out.
A dignified seven-foot strong man, wearing such a mini skirt, if he is seen, he must have a strange look.
"Can't you fucking Garth sew it bigger, so tight, do you want me to play a hooligan?" said Quinta scolding, looking left and right, how uncomfortable he looked.
Garth looked at the small bag propped up under Quinta's abdomen, almost burst out laughing, and said with a flushed face: "This wolf skin has good elasticity, and it just seems that you are domineering and leaking." ”
The three of Chu He also almost laughed. A dignified seven-foot man, covered in tendon flesh, actually wore such a mini shorts ...... It's really a bit perverted.
Ren Jinta didn't want to do anything in his heart, so he could only put it on, and the effect was better than not wearing it. If you walk naked on the street, you will be expelled from the house by the shepherd the next day.
In this way, none of the four people in Chu He's group wore full clothes and headed towards Lore City.
In order to reach Luoer City in one step, the three of Chu He's martial arts could condense their legs, like the wind under their feet, and galloped towards the Mu family at an extremely fast speed.
And Garth was carried forward by Quinta on his back, Garth was not honest on Quinta back, and kept teasing Quinta with words about the way Quinta wore shorts, and Quinta then did a few somersaults, scaring Garth half to death and full of Venus.
At the speed of the three of them, after a while, they came to the gate of Lore City, and the four of them stopped, looking at the city where people came and went, no one took the first step, and they looked at each other one by one, not daring to imagine the eyes of passers-by.
Chu He's silver teeth were tight, and he said to the three partners: "Let's go, there is no other way." ”
As soon as Chu He's words fell, Ah Wu and Garth took the lead and walked towards the gate. The two of them in tight shorts in wolf skin were left looking at each other.
"Fuck it, no one knows Lao Tzu, just go in. After saying that, Jinta walked towards the gate of the city again.
Chu He saw that the three of them entered the city one after another, and he didn't stay for a moment, but also tiptoed into the city, although he was unwilling in his heart, but the way ahead was just such a ......
As soon as the four of them entered the city, they felt that thousands of eyes were coming, and passers-by widened their eyes, staring at the four of them like staring at a circus performance. Even the merchants who shouted on the road opened their mouths wide, attracted by this scene, of course, the most concerned is the golden pagoda like King Kong Barbie, which is really unbearable.
And this scene only stayed for a moment, and when it landed, everyone's laughter suddenly sounded and spread throughout the street. Some people even exaggeratedly covered their stomachs, sat on the ground and laughed and burst into tears, and the business people almost forgot that they were setting up a stall.
At this time, the faces of the four of them were already red like monkey buttocks, and they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Chu He had an idea: "Find a clothing store quickly." ”
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized, and one by one they no longer had a moment to stay, and they all ran towards the depths of the street.
Everywhere you go, there is the laughter of passers-by.
Fortunately, the four of them found a clothing store in the unfortunate luck, and the shopkeeper was also very talkative, and they could see at a glance the second-order animal skins worn by Chu He and the others, so they exchanged the remaining wolf skins for each of them into a military uniform, and they immediately felt relieved.
After changing into new clothes, I galloped for about half an hour and finally came to the Mu family.
"Chu He, you stupid, you ran behind me all day, see if I don't clean you up. ”
Before he entered the door, Mu Ning's shouting had already reached the ears of several people one step ahead, and Chu He only felt that his heart was tight, and he was really helpless against this eldest lady. Shaking his head helplessly, he walked in the direction of Mu Ning.
The next moment, he saw Mu Ning's momentum, and there seemed to be two flames in his eyes, coming towards the Chu River.
This Mu Ning can reach such a speed, I am afraid that he has exhausted all his strength.
Chu He's mind was running rapidly, but he was in a hurry, and he said: "Miss Mu, I have a gift for you, but I didn't return all night because of you." ”
When Mu Ning heard this, he hesitated slightly, squinted his big eyes and shouted, "If I'm not satisfied, you don't want to live for the rest of your life." ”
At this time, Mu Ning was already gearing up, and she didn't know what bad idea she was going to do.
The three Jinta people who were watching also tightened their legs, and unconsciously took half a step back, there was nothing they could do about this eldest lady, although several of them were already powerful young warriors, and they had only one thought to "stay away from her" for Mu Ning.
"Give me half a pillar of incense time, and you will be satisfied. After Chu He finished speaking, he jumped out and climbed behind the wall, not knowing what the hell he was doing.
Mu Ning frowned, obviously not dissipated yet, but there was also a little expectation in his eyes.