If Hong Tao is the host (no money for this chapter)

If Hong Tao comes to present the award, this All-Star MVP award ceremony, Xiao Tie can have a thousand words on the water, as follows (adapted from a post by Tiger Pounce JR, this chapter does not need money):

Hong Tao: After a fierce All-Star Game, everyone has worked hard, especially Iverson, you have participated in almost all the rounds in the East, and you are not tired? Not easy!

Now I announce, All-Star NBA2001, (10-second pause)

The MVP winner is (everyone nervous)

He's a man (everyone laughs, Tim Duncan's mouth lifts slightly)

He's a shooting guard (everyone smiles, Jason Kidd shakes his head slightly)

His scoring prowess exploded (Iverson, Maddy, and Kobe Bryant stared at each other)

He's the boss of a team (Iverson and Maddie shrug their shoulders, Kobe Bryant bows his head helplessly, and then glances quickly at O'Neal on the side)

He was from the East (everyone looked at each other, all looking at Iverson)

Or what about the West? (Everyone laughs dumbly, thinking that this man is sick.)

Winner of the 2001 All-Star MVP (everyone re-nervous)

He is... Who? (Maddie said that this person is really sick, and he can't finish what he says)

Hong Tao picked up Gatorade on the table, took a sip, and continued: The MVP of the NBA2001 All-Star Game exclusively broadcast by "Young Marshal of Basketball" is:

Alan Iverson! (Iverson looks at Hong Tao)

Do you think it could be you? (Everyone exhales, Iverson does not speak, glaring at Hong Tao)

He's a shooting guard, but he's good at passing the ball (Iverson and Maddie look at each other again)

He is good at breaking through (Maddie was a little anxious and took off her shoes to throw Hong Tao, but was stopped by Patrick Ewing)

He and the other person present used to be teammates (Maddie glanced at Carter, Iverson at Jerry Starkerhouse)

Well, I announce that the MVP of the NBA2001 All-Star Game, which will be broadcast exclusively by "Young Marshal of Basketball", is (the tension is permeating again)

Iverson (Iverson is trying to get up to celebrate)

Or is it Maddie? (Iverson sits back with his ass slightly raised, and swears in a whisper, Fvck)

Hong Tao took another sip of Gatorade and said, advanced section of advertising.

Iverson and Maddie rushed up, and then, the TV went black, and the world fell silent with only a beep.

As for who the MVP is, it's either Maddie or Iverson anyway......

(Finally, to emphasize, this chapter is adapted from a post by Tiger Pounce JR, not written by Xiao Tie himself)