Chapter 2: Stove Master
Qiu Laishan, 20 years old, vocational high school student, cowardly temperament, favorite is to eat, every moment Qiu Laishan's mouth will have food residues, the favorite to watch is of course "A Bite of China", the least favorite to eat is roasted caterpillars.
Qiu Laishan not only likes to eat, but his cooking skills are still good, any kind of home-cooked Qiu Laishan can be cooked, and it looks good. Therefore, Qiu Laishan has a very regrettable thing in this life, that is, she did not cook a bowl of white rice porridge for her own sister, and that year, she left quietly without a trace.
Qiu Laishan was in his kitchen at this time, and he had just bought two pig's trotters and was ready to make them.
First of all, blanch the pig's trotters, wait until the pig's trotters are half-cooked, take them out, scrape off the inedible pig hair and other garbage with a kitchen knife, and then cut the two pig's trotters vertically, expose the bone marrow inside, and then put them into the pot to cook, put some fishy seasonings, and wait until they are fully cooked.
It didn't take long for the meat to overflow, but the process of the pig's trotters was not yet completed, and Qiu Laishan's lard hands were a little impatient.
After that, the pig's trotters are baked on the oven prepared by Qiulaishan, without brushing the oil, the pig itself has a lot of oil, and it doesn't take long to roast, the pig's trotters are sizzling, the oil and water are roasted out, and Qiulaishan puts some seasonings such as salt and chili noodles.
When the pig's trotters began to appear yellow, Qiu Laishan finally couldn't bear it anymore, reached out and picked up a pig's trotter and put it in the bowl, regardless of the risk of burns.
Qiu Laishan took a bite, the meat was fat but not greasy, there was no fishy smell, the mouth was full of lard, the taste had the fragrance of skewers, and the beauty of pork, it was very delicious.
After eating one and wanting to eat the second, Qiu Laishan came to the kitchen again.
"Well, where are my trotters?" said Qiu Laishan.
Only the charcoal was lit on the oven, and the remaining half of the pig's trotters were missing, and the pork fat left over from the roasted pig's trotters was still on the oven.
"Mom?" Qiu Laishan's first thought was his mother, who often ate Qiu Laishan's cooking.
"Mom?" Qiu Laishan called a second time, and found that Qiu Laishan was the only one in the empty house.
"What's going on?" Qiu Laishan said, scratching his head.
Qiu Laishan rummaged in the kitchen, garbage cans, sinks, sideboards, etc., and the pig's trotters seemed to have evaporated from the world.
"Whoa, whoa!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of chewing meat in the living room, and the sound was very sweet, and Qiu Laishan was angry when he heard it at the kitchen door.
"Stealing your Qiu Ye's meat?" Qiu Laishan said evilly.
Qiu Laishan came to the living room, but did not see a figure, only to see the pig's trotters on the table that had been gnawed, Qiu Laishan looked at the pig's trotters, the pig's trotters had no meat, they were gnawed, they were clean, and there was no trace of meat left.
"Wori!" Qiu Laishan scolded.
The pig's trotters are their own dinner, and if they say no, they don't have it, how can Qiu Laishan, who weighs almost two hundred, stand it?
"Which little bastard?" Qiu Laishan scolded.
"Smack!"
As soon as the words fell, a "chestnut" knocked on the top of Qiu Laishan's head, Qiu Laishan immediately rolled on the ground with his head in his hands, it hurt too much, Qiu Laishan was so painful that his eyes were tearful, and he was dizzy in pain, and it took a while to ease up.
Qiu Laishan touched his head, obviously making a dazzling red envelope.
Qiu Laishan opened his eyes, looked at the clean floor, thought that something had fallen from the ceiling, and looked at the snow-white ceiling, which was as good as ever.
What's going on?
Qiu Laishan touched the skull of the brain that was almost beaten stupid, and suddenly his eyes lit up, it was the thief who stole the pig's trotters, but where was he?
Qiu Laishan looked left and right, but there was no figure.
"It hurts. Qiu Laishan said, touching the red envelope of the fever.
"The pig's trotters were eaten and eaten, and they stole and beat people, and there was no bi number for the real TM. Qiu Laishan said evilly.
When the thief who steals the pig's trotters hears it, it is indeed his own fault, but it should not be scolded, and a "chestnut" is a punishment for your big disrespect.
"Old man?" said Qiu Laishan.
The thief who stole the pig's trotters was stunned for a moment, and when he looked down, he found that he had appeared and was standing opposite Qiu Laishan. The old man was wearing a royal robe, holding a wooden dragon staff, with white hair, not showing old age, his skin was like jade, white as snow, and his figure was as majestic as Mount Tai, not like Lao Suo's dragon clock.
Although the old man is old, he does not look old, and he is like a giant eagle and a fat chicken compared with Qiu Laishan.
"Are you playing cos?" said Qiu Laishan.
"No, I'm the king of the stove. Lord Zao said, his voice was loud and powerful from the dantian.
"I don't believe it. Qiu Laishan said: "The king of the stove guards the fire of the stove every day, and when the fire of the stove is extinguished, all the people can't make a fire, they can't eat hot food, where is the time to come out?"
"Junior, it's good to know. It is true that I am the king of the stove, and the fire of the stove cannot be extinguished, but I have to send an edict one day to find a person to go to a foreign land, so I can get out of the kitchen. Lord Stove said.
"So what does this have to do with stealing my pig's trotters?" said Qiu Laishan.
"I am the god of food, so naturally I will choose people by food. Lord Stove said.
"I'm not a chef, you go to the Michelin chef! Qiu Laishan said.
"I have said all my good words, and I want elm. Lord Stove said.
"What do you mean, you're going to choose me?" said Qiu Laishan.
"It's you, naturally. Lord Stove said.
"Don't go. Qiu Laishan said.
"A foreign land is not as good as home, I know, but I have one thing to trade with you. Lord Stove said.
"What's the matter?" said Qiu Laishan.
"Your sister's soul happens to be in the foreign land you went to. Lord Stove said.
After finishing speaking, Qiu Laishan's hands shook, his eyes were red, and his sister's soul happened to be in a foreign land, so Qiu Laishan could go to her.
"Your sister has been dead for six years, if you want to see it, I will pass on a magic weapon to you for self-defense. Lord Stove said.
"So what do you want me to do there?" Qiu Laishan said.
"What's the matter, you will naturally do it, I will remind you again, your sister didn't drink Meng Po soup, hurry up. Lord Stove said.
"I'll go now. Qiu Laishan said.
"Okay, come with me. Lord Stove said.
The Stove King waved his wide sleeves, the Stove King and Qiu Laishan disappeared, and then appeared, Qiu Laishan and the Stove King came to a giant gate, the giant gate stood like a giant beast, there were two giants guarding in front of the door, Qiu Laishan was like an ant in front of the giant, and the giant was like an ant in front of the giant gate.
"It's so high, can't it be photographed by satellite?" Qiu Laishan said.
"This is not a human world, so satellites naturally can't take pictures. Don't speak, come with me. Lord Stove said.
If it is not the world, look at this white cloud like mist, there is no sun in the sky but there is sunshine, then it is not the underworld, it is not the yin and yang, this is the heavenly realm.
When the Lord of the Stove and Qiu Laishan flew on the palm of the giant, the giant raised his hand and put it in front of the giant's eyes, Qiu Laishan was terrified and hid behind the Lord of the Stove, and the nostrils of the giant were caves to Qiu Laishan.
"Is that him?" said the giant, his voice so soft that only Qiu Laishan and the Lord of the Stove could hear.
"Exactly. Lord Stove said.
The giant nodded, and the two giants in front of the door pushed the giant gate open a thin slit at the same time, which was a thin slit for the giant gate, and there was a feeling of "opening the city gate" for Qiu Laishan.
"Go!" said the Lord of the Stove.
"Am I alone?" said Qiu Laishan.
Lord Stove nodded, and suddenly blew out a breath of white gas, and the white gas surrounded Qiu Laishan, and changed Qiu Laishan's appearance, and the original big belly was gone.