Chapter Forty-Eight: Can You Touch Me?
A huge bald head?
There's a big red envelope on it?
This combination is really interesting!
However, how to open the red envelope from this big bald head is obviously a difficult task for Lin Ye.
"Holy God! According to the size of this red envelope, it will be at least more than 100 seconds! ”
Lin Ye felt a headache, could it be that he really wanted to rush forward directly, and touch his bald head without saying a word? And, keep touching for more than 100 seconds?
This is clearly not feasible.
I heard Zhang Yang say just now, this bald monk Xue Kai, but he grew up in Shaolin Temple, and then look at his bulging muscles, he must be good at hand and foot kung fu!
Lin Ye felt that if he used it strongly, he would only touch the bald head one second, and he would definitely be beaten down the next second.
Today's Lin Ye didn't have any [Self-Defense Counterattack Talisman], so he immediately denied such a dangerous approach in his mind.
Since you can't storm it, you can only rely on ...... Outwitted!
However, there seems to be an idiom called "outwit and perish"!
That's not a good idea!
But Lin Ye had no choice, after the bald monk Xue Kai walked into the cafeteria, he walked in the direction of Lin Ye, and then looked around and picked a vacant seat not far from Lin Ye's left front.
"And voila! Isn't that the new weird monk in the third (10th) class of high school? ”
"It's really a monk! You see on the top of his head, he really has the kind of scar on TV......"
"Haha! I didn't expect that I could go to the same school with a monk, it was so fun! ”
……
After being optimistic about the location, Xue Kai went straight to the window of the cooking under the strange eyes and discussions of the surrounding students.
"Old sheep, help me look at the Dudu ...... in my schoolbag"
As soon as Lin Ye saw that the opportunity had come, he immediately stood up and followed.
"Hey! Yezi, why are you going? ”
Zhang Yang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Lin Ye as if he was tailing, and quietly leaned towards the bald head Xue Kai who was queuing.
"! The taste of Yeko...... It's not going to get heavier again, is it? Unexpectedly...... Even the monks don't let go? ”
Zhang Yang was shocked, gasped, and didn't dare to look down.
Where can Lin Ye take care of anything else, he is now thinking about how to get such a big red envelope. After all, there have been three empty red envelopes in a row today, and it stands to reason that this fourth red envelope will definitely not be empty, and it should be a big baby.
Such an opportunity, how can you miss it?
Because it is the lunch rush hour, there are more people in line, Xue Kai is a transfer student, so he does not have a school meal card for the time being, so every time he eats, he must borrow other students' cards to swipe, and then give cash to the other party.
But Xue Kai has been a relatively wooden person since he was a child, and he is not good at delaying, so he has come to the cafeteria to queue up for dinner in the past two days, and every time he wants to ask his classmates to borrow a meal card, he is very nervous and doesn't know how to speak.
Seeing that there were fewer and fewer classmates in line in front of him, and it was about to be Xue Kai's turn, he mustered up his courage and stammered very nervously at a girl in front of him who had just finished eating: "Same ...... Classmate, you ...... Can you ......"
"No...... No! Don't come...... Ah......h
Before Xue Kai finished speaking, the female classmate may have been frightened by Xue Kai's bald appearance, and after screaming, she hurriedly ran away with her meal.
Now, it's embarrassing, isn't it?
Xue Kai, who had been queuing for a long time, was a little down in his brain, after all, although he had a very difficult time opening two days ago, at least he succeeded every time!
God knows why today, this female classmate was scared away?
"What should I do?"
"What should I do now?"
"Or ...... Skipping meals today? ”
"But my stomach ...... I'm really hungry! ”
……
Such an unexpected situation made Xue Kai, who had been clumsy and wooden since he was a child, a little unable to deal with it, his face was flushed, his forehead was so tense that he was sweating, and he froze there, and there was a posture of going with the flow and resigning himself to fate.
However, at this moment, suddenly from behind him, a meal card was miraculously stretched out.
"Classmate, let me invite you!"
Immediately, it was Lin Ye's face full of kindness and grin.
"Thank you...... Thank you...... Thank you so much. I'll wait for how much it spent, cash for you. ”
Seeing the meal card in Lin Ye's hand, Xue Kai was almost in tears, if it was placed in ancient times, I am afraid that he would definitely want to kneel down on one knee and yell at Lin Ye "Engong".
This is a send-off!
"It's okay! You transfer students don't have a meal card, so I'll invite you to this meal. Whatever you want! ”
Lin Ye saw this opportunity, knowing that transfer students did not have a meal card, so they could reasonably talk to Xue Kai by borrowing a meal card. Lin Ye felt that he was simply the reincarnation of Zhuge Kongming, a well-known witty and good boy!
However, the next meal ordered by Xue Kai made Lin Ye a little stunned.
"Classmate, it's really okay. You can order whatever you like, you can order whatever you like, and I have enough money in my meal card. ”
Looking at Xue Kai who was only holding three servings of white rice in front of him, Lin Ye was really a little speechless, he thought that Xue Kai was polite to him, so he didn't order food.
However, Xue Kai touched his head innocently, smiled and said, "I'm really welcome." I can't even eat the food in this cafeteria. So, for the past two days, I've only eaten white rice......"
"Why can't you eat it? We can all eat it, why can't you eat it? Lin Ye's mind didn't turn around, and he wondered.
Xue Kai pointed to the seven ring scars on his head and said, "I'm a monk!" And he is an ordained monk, and he has not eaten meat since he was a child. I usually eat fasting food in the temple and at home, but there is lard in the fried vegetables in this canteen, and I can't eat it. ”
Holding a large plate of white rice, Xue Kai returned the meal card to Lin Ye with a smile.
Lin Ye pretended to make two more dishes, and then invited Xue Kai to come over and sit with him.
"! No way? Yezi really hooked up successfully? ”
Zhang Yang, who paid attention to the whole process, saw Lin Ye and Xue Kai walking over with a smile, and immediately couldn't help but write a capital "suit" to Lin Ye in his heart.
"Old sheep, let me introduce you, this is Xue Kai. Xue Kai, this is my table mate, we all call him Lao Yang. ”
After sitting down, Lin Ye introduced them to each other.
"Zhang Yang, you ...... Hello! ”
Don't look at Xue Kai, a little monk, who is very burly, but talking to people still reveals a sense of shyness and embarrassment.
"Monk Xue Kai! Know, know...... You are in class ten. Just call me an old sheep, huh? You really have white rice for every meal? Gee...... Monks! It's not easy! Zhang Yang looked at Xue Kai's plate of white rice, and couldn't help but sympathize.
"That's right! Xue Kai, the ring scar on your head...... Is it true? I watched a lot of monks' ring scars on TV, and they all looked like they were painted! ”
Successfully hooked up with Xue Kai, an ignorant, kind, simple and wooden little monk, Lin Ye chatted with him while eating, and then finally revealed his ultimate purpose.
Questioned by Lin Ye, Xue Kai retorted aggressively: "I'm real!" When I was six years old, my master burned it. Moreover, every few years, if the scar fades a little, it must be re-permed! ”
"Oh? Is it really hot? That must be painful, right? Lin Ye couldn't help but grin.
"Monks, don't be afraid of pain! What is this pain? When I practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple, it was called pain! Especially when my master taught me the crotch of iron pants, it was really kicking underneath with my foot! Do you know what it feels like to break an egg? Xue Kai puffed out his chest and said proudly.
"That ......"
Lin Ye didn't care about the crotch of iron pants or silver pants, his eyes were still staring at Xue Kai's big bald head, and then asked tentatively, "Can you touch it for me?" ”