22. Phantom and Tiger Sauce
The three of them were thrown to a place they didn't know at all, and after talking cordially with the will of the world, they learned that they had come to a world called "Dili Pavilion", and the way to become stronger in this world is simply to keep eating, eating delicious, just like the old saying: "How can you have the strength to lose weight if you don't eat, oh no, it's to become stronger." ”
Under the influence of the rules of the world, the species of this world have also begun to rush towards the strange route that the more delicious things are, the stronger they are, the more delicious they will become.
"Xiaoya, you said you found a surrogate in the world?" The ghost is talking to the will of the world here.
"Uh-huh, he's a funny guy." It is called Xiaoya's cheerful answer to the will of the world, after all, according to its rank, saying a word casually to anyone in this world will only get the consequence of making that person instantly burst by the truth of the world, so this is the first time in so long that it has communicated with people without scruples, of course, it is very happy.
"My third brother asked me to find my own reason, do you have any suggestions?" Yu asks Xiao Ya for help.
"Eh, I haven't experienced this kind of thing, how would I know, or you go and talk to my agent, maybe something will happen!" Xiao Ya finally gave a suggestion.
"Did you forget something, Lord God?" Dong, who was staying quietly on the side, suddenly reminded in a loud voice: "For example, spars, spars, spars or something." ”
"Oh, yes! Xiaoya, have you seen this person? As he spoke, he passed the man's message to Xiaoya.
"Well, no, he shouldn't have been to this world, if he comes, I'll let you know! By the way, I'm going to get busy first, I just accidentally messed up the constants and trajectories of the stars in a star field, and now there's a cataclysm in the starry sky around me, I need to get them back to normal, and we'll talk about it next time. With that, Xiao Ya hung up the "phone".
"Well, goodbye." He replied with a grin.
"Well, how strong is the will of the gods?" Dong sighed.
"I don't know, but the weakest ones shouldn't be weaker than me, but they have too many restrictions, if they come into contact with everything in the world at will, the laws of the world will collapse, and then the world will fall silent, and only when the world is completely destroyed, they will have the authority to intervene in the world on a large scale, so they are also very lonely." You said with some sympathy.
"Is this that with great power comes great responsibility?" Chun suddenly burst out and said that her mind seemed to have regained its sobriety since she had "given birth" to a child, provided that you ignored the burning eyes of her when she looked at You.
"No, they just don't want to disappear all of a sudden, they don't care about anything else, and so do we." You yawned: "I'm bored and sleepy again, I really want to sleep...... Huhu Huhu...... "Talking about You, I'm about to fall asleep again, it seems that the disease is not light, lazy cancer is worthy of being regarded as a terminal disease by the gods, and this is also a stubborn disease that cannot be cured at all for us ordinary people."
"Don't sleep, Lord God! You're not cured yet! I can't fall asleep! In case ......" Dong shouted anxiously, and before he finished speaking, Dong covered his mouth, Haru glared at Dong and said a little angrily: "Don't talk nonsense with a crow's mouth, and it's not serious enough to be like that." "In some ways, Haru does know more than Winter, which is why Sora has left her behind.
"Oh, by the way, there should be a lot of delicious food in this world, Lord Gods! Let's check it out! Dong suddenly remembered something: "By the way, you see that the green tiger next to you must be very healthy after eating it?" ”
Green Tiger: "Meow? ”
"Did I hear it wrong? Why do you hear a cat meow? Dong was stunned for a while, and turned around with a confused face and asked Harun next to him.
"Oh, this is the mint tiger, which is an ordinary ingredient, and its combat power is only five." A very futuristic one-sided glasses appeared on Chun's hand, and after putting them on, he gave an affirmative answer.
"Well, I always think that something will happen to you if you do this, maybe a salted fish will be harmonized and killed, and where did your glasses come from!?" Winter thought about it for a while, but decided to stop Haru's death.
"The will of the world was given to me, so the big husband has cute!" Spring and Winter gave a thumbs up and a glittering smile.
The mint tiger, who was about to pounce, found that he was looked down upon by a few weak chickens, so he let out a terrifying roar with great momentum: "Meow~~~!" "It's such a terrifying roar, and after hearing it, people have the urge to give in to its "intimidation" and then make it a cow, a horse, and a shovel officer, well, in a sense, it is indeed terrifying.
"It's noisy, what's it called, what should I do if I disturb the gods!" Dong glared at the mint tiger angrily, and the tiger's body shook a weak "meow": "This female two-legged beast is so terrifying, it almost scared me to death, I'd better slip away first, and then come back to hunt them when I have a chance." Thinking like this, the tiger wanted to slip away, and then was blocked by Haru wearing unilateral glasses.
Chun's face showed a "kind" smile: "Little Tiger, do you know what Tiger Sauce is?" ”
The tiger, who is not low in intelligence, seems to be stumped by this question: "Meow? ”
"That's the meat sauce made by the tiger!" The terrifying momentum erupted from Haru's body, and on the wings behind her was holding knives, scissors, hammers, sticks and other kitchen utensils, and a large circle of predators around her, all of whom slipped away with their tails between their legs, like lost dogs.
"Meow!" The mint tiger let out a terrible cry: "I'm still very young! I don't want to die young! I'm still a tiger! Xiaohua is still waiting for me there! I don't want to be eaten! ”
Ten minutes later, Chun was boiling something on a large cauldron made of crystals, and the smell of the fragrance made people feel refreshed and high-spirited, and the mint tiger had a lifeless face, lying on the ground on all fours, but it was not dead, but it had changed from a tiger to the size of a cat, maybe it was more appropriate to call it a mint cat now?
"Oh, it's delicious!" You, who was about to fall asleep, suddenly woke up when he smelled the fragrance, and saw the pot of fresh and translucent green tiger meat sauce flying into the pot and licked it curiously, and the hairball that had just tasted it lit up with his eyes: "It's delicious!" Good spring dry! Then he plunged straight into the meat sauce and started eating.
There are a lot of tiger meat sauce or hairball tiger meat sauce in this pot, even if the hairball is released to eat, it can't eat much, and after eating, the hairball floats on the meat sauce and burps: "Oh, what an interesting world, burp~" Then he swayed and floated up and shook his body to shake the meat sauce stuck to the white hair and burped again, and then suddenly opened his teeth and claws, and shouted cutely: "I am a tiger!" Wow~Meow! Hiccup~"
Dong and Chun both involuntarily clenched their noses, because they were afraid that one would accidentally lose too much blood and die, Dong suddenly reacted and scolded Chun: "What did you Bichi eat for the gods!" If you let the gods do this, you will apologize for yourself! ”
Haruman smiled awkwardly, he wanted to show his abilities to the gods, but now it seems that he has messed up, should he commit suicide and apologize? When she thought about it like this, she suddenly turned her gaze to the mint tiger who was pretending to be dead on the ground, oh not the mint cat, the mint cat was seen as a spirit, and instantly flipped up from the ground to make a beckoning cat look cute and said: "Meow~? Haru glanced at it with disgust: "It's far worse than the gods, oh, eating a lot of mint tigers will make the trichos hallucinate pleasantly?" Referred to as the hairmint effect, it will not have a bad effect on the hairy family, but will make them happy physically and mentally, oh, I see, I just missed a line! Forget it, let you go. ”
"Do you want to wake up the gods?" Dong asked hesitantly.
"If you are disturbed, the gods will be angry, and it will not have a bad effect on the gods, so we will protect the gods." Spring said to Winter with a serious face, so the two girls reached a common ♂ acquaintance for the first time.
"Oh, no, the gods are so cute...... Give me a blood ......."
"The Medic is dead, and I'm dying......"
Winter and Spring, cause of death: probably was killed by sprouts.