My neighbor totoro said that he was very depressed, why did he get married again, it seems that they said the same thing when they slept with the blonde sister and the black-haired sister, and the chinchilla said that he was embarrassed.

He likes all these girls, but he doesn't dare to marry all of them, whether it is the United States or China, bigamy is a crime, and he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life behind bars for the sake of temporary beauty.

Although the United States does not allow polygamy, it is a country that allows dual citizenship, and those small places such as Uruguay and Iceland that also allow dual citizenship can have polygamy.

My neighbor totoro can join an Icelandic citizen with his harem after retiring in the future, and then become a legal couple there, have a child sent to the United States to be an honest American citizen, and wait until the age of 18 to let them choose whether to restore their Chinese nationality.

Of course, this is all a game that only rich people can do.,It's good for the poor dick to ask for a wife in peace.,Besides, that's at least something he didn't think about until he was 35 years old.,Now it's better to honestly maintain the underground relationship of his harem.。

After spending a wonderful night with Taylor Swift, Totoro, who got up the next day and took a shower, suddenly felt that he was happy and relaxed, and the ancients often said that a proper **** is beneficial to relieve physical fatigue, and it is really the ancients who did not deceive me.

Return to the New Orleans Arena, which has changed 180 degrees.

The stadium is surrounded by pendants of colorful small light bulbs, in the night background, from a distance it looks like a colorful Xia clothes are fascinating, the stadium outside the three floors outside the three layers of the outside of the three layers lined up a lot of fans waiting to enter the stadium, they are wearing a variety of their favorite star jerseys, some people also paint themselves in the color of the team or dress up as their star nickname, the picture looks like a Halloween party.

My neighbor totoro himself has seen a lot of people who have two decorative wings on their backs and dressed themselves as flying dragons, most of these people are red dragons, and there are many chameleon dragons like blue dragons, black dragons, yellow dragons, and white dragons, some people dress themselves up as Superman, and some people turn themselves into "Peter Pan", that is, in this group of people, Totoro also saw a group of fans wearing orangutan coats, which didn't make them laugh miserably, are they sure they didn't come to black LeBron James?

My Neighbor Totoro walked into the arena from the player's tunnel guarded by five security guards next to him, where there were many reporters standing along the way, and some stars who came earlier than him were interviewed by reporters there, and as soon as Totoro appeared, those reporters suddenly surrounded him like a trend.

No way, Totoro is the MVP of the rookie game, the new three-point king and the new dunk king, but the personal honors that can be won in the first two days of the All-Star Game are in My Neighbor Totoro's pocket, for reporters, at least this All-Star Game, he, a first-year rookie, is the existence of supergiants and bigger names than LeBron and Kobe.

"Mr. Totoro, it is said that you did not go back to the hotel that the alliance arranged for you yesterday, but went to a small hotel, is there something there that attracts you?"

The shameless question asked by the first reporter made Totoro his face turn blue, whether it was a reporter or a paparazzi, those guys' noses were really smarter than dogs, and they would dare to go out and fool around if they had to make their anti-detection ability to the detective level in the future, otherwise wouldn't he have a little private life at all?

And although Totoro estimates that Ivy and Lufa know that Taylor Swift will definitely have something unspeakable with him after he runs to Louisiana, it is estimated that after seeing this news message, the two little will smash the things in the house again, and he will have to pay for a lot of furniture bills again.

"I won't answer your question, you're a sports journalist, not an entertainment paparazzi, please don't let me remind you of your professional identity again and again, okay?"

My Neighbor Totoro's good mood in the morning was ruined by this reporter, and he wanted to answer a few reporters' questions about basketball, after all, they didn't know how long they had been waiting here, but let them go to hell now!

"Mr. Totoro! Mr. Totoro! Please wait a minute! ”

Some reporters didn't give up, but with a wave of Totoro's big hand, the U.S. imperialist explosion-proof police and professional security guards who were waiting next to him rushed up. One by one, they were pushed back.

"Tell you, I repeat, the MVP of today's All-Star Game is mine, I will control the ball, you can just support me!"

In the locker room before the game, Kobe Bryant, who won 300,000 yuan yesterday, proudly said something even more annoying than the paparazzi just now.

What is the MVP of the All-Star Game yours? Aren't we all all-stars when we come here? Why are you determined? Aren't we human?

But these words are also the western stars think in their hearts, after 97 to before 03, there are few supergiants in this time period, but there are a lot of parallel champions like Kwame Brown, which also leads to the 97 generation of superstars are in full swing, and the superstars after 03 are still shallow, the oldest of these superstars is Wade who won a championship, James led the team to the finals, and others have touched the floor of the West Finals, how can these people talk to Kobe Bryant who has three rings in his hands?

Yao Ming, Stoudemire, Nowitzki, Duncan, and Nash have the qualifications to compete with Kobe Bryant for honor, but four of these people are people who are not interested in honor, and Xiaobawang has no power to return even if he has the intention to kill thieves.

And this time the coach of the Western Army is Zen Master Phil Jackson, and the others have no idea in their hearts, even if there are rumors outside that Zen Master and Peter Pan are not in harmony, at this time the KFC grandfather will not help Kobe Bryant to help them, this does not exist at all, and the harmony of the team must be maintained at least outside.

The starting points of the Eastern Conference All-Stars are, center Howard from the Orlando Magic, Garnett from the Boston Celtics, James from small forward for the Cleveland Cavaliers, Wade for the Miremi Heat, and Kidd for the Nets.

Subs: Guard Ray Allen Boston Celtics, guard Chauncy Billups Detroit Pistons, forward Caron Butler Washington Wizards, forward Chris Bosh Toronto Raptors, guard Richard Hamilton Detroit Pistons, forward Antoine Jamison Washington Wizards, guard Joe Johnson Atlanta Hawks, forward Paul Pierce Boston Celtics, Forward Rasheed Wallace Detroit Pistons, head coach is Doug Reaves from the Celtics.

On the West side, the starting center is Yao Ming from the Houston Rockets, the power forward is Duncan of the San Antonio Spurs, the small forward is Totoro of the Houston Rockets, the scoring guard is Kobe Bryant from the Los Angeles Lakers, and the playmaking guard is Iverson from the Denver Nuggets.

The bench lineup is, forward Carlos Boozer Utah Jazz, guard Steve Nash Phoenix Suns, forward Dirk Nowitzki Dallas Mavericks, guard Chris Paul New Orleans Hornets, guard Brandon Roy Portland Trail Blazers, center Amare Stoudemire Phoenix Suns forward Carmelo Anthony Denver Nuggets.

The head coach is no longer the usual historical Hornets coach Scott, Phil Jackson has recaptured this handsome seal, and the poor Hornets coach can only be a spectator in the audience.

Before the game, each team will have their own appearance ceremony.

In the East, they were obviously prepared, under the leadership of James, Howard and Wade all started to dance awkwardly without saying a word, and Garnett and Kidd were two old men who were stunned all of a sudden, but they still writhed their bodies twice with the crowd.

The consciousness of the western appearance is very flat, Yao Ming stood in the center of the field and posed as a "shy" boss, Totoro Duncan Kobe and Iverson each posed around Yao Ming, compared with the hip-hop movements in the east that made people laugh all at once.

Peter Pan has said that he also wants to take James and others to a passionate dance, but this proposal was unanimously rejected by the other three except Iverson.

Just kidding, you're still dancing? You won't take us to the aunt's square dance, will you? Master, my handsome and cold image has finally been established, isn't it all collapsed by you?

Then there is the singing session of the little singer Taylor Swift, who can be invited by the NBA to perform in the All-Star Game, which also shows the status that Taylor has achieved in the music industry now, but when the little singer came to New Orleans happily, he knew that the league also arranged a diva Rihanna to sing at the NBA halftime, Taylor Swift had the urge to go back to his hometown every minute.

But fortunately, Totoro still persuaded her, it is better to be able to perform than to get nothing, and Taylor has only just debuted for 1 and a half years now, how many years has Rihanna debuted? People can't always think about eating a big fat person in one bite, right?

After all these messy boos, the All-Star Game really began, Howard earned the ball for the East, and the little giant didn't jump at all, because he knew that even if he grew 10cm taller, he wouldn't be able to compete for the monster with a bug in the jumping ability.

"Who says you have to be a center to jump a jump ball? I think Totoro, who won the slam dunk contest yesterday, can do it, and it's a joke to let Yao Ming jump, I don't think he can even jump over the brick I moved the day before yesterday. ”

Barkley mocked very facelessly, the little giant's bounce power has always been a hard injury, it is said that he did not exceed 50 centimeters at the peak of his youth, and now he is estimated to be only about 10 centimeters when he is old.

Smith laughed next to him, "It's an All-Star Game, and the little giant's bounce is also a funny point." ”

Kidd dribbled to the frontcourt, he watched and listened to all directions, and then quickly stuffed the ball into Wade's hands, and the West players had long expected Kidd to do this, because he had a nickname called Kidd.

Where does Wade get the ball, and what kind of politeness do you say? Dribbling the ball past Kobe Bryant with the fastest first move in the league today, two steps to the penalty area, and then scoring a goal on Totoro's head with his trademark round-the-ball layup.

My Neighbor Totoro said that he was very unconvinced, he wanted to block this ball, he didn't care if it was an all-star or an entertainment stage, anyway, he wasn't going to win the MVP in this game, and it was okay to offend people.

But a supergiant is a supergiant, the speed of the Flash is too fast, that's all, Totoro has dealt with Rose who is even faster than the Flash before, but Wade's experience and the timing of choosing a breakthrough are too good.

My Neighbor Totoro is not on a stable footing, Wade has a hidden ball and a stay in the air, and Totoro rashly presses the block in front of him Nine times out of ten it is a foul, and it may not be covered, and the vertical jump can only watch the opponent send the ball into the basket.

This year's Heat team has a very poor record, the top show Beasley is not the hope of the team's rebuild, he is not even qualified to be a helper next to Wade, Wade himself is also unfavorable, this year is full of injuries from head to toe, not long before the All-Star break, but from this passing layup, it seems that he is still the omnipotent Flash.

"Hey, kids, don't take it so seriously, it's just an All-Star Game, just come over and relax and enjoy."

After the goal, Wade said to Totoro, just now Totoro suddenly killed and scared him, Wade's layup was wonderful, but the wonderful goals were forced out, he could have scored two points in an easier way, but now he consumes physical strength to play a trick, Wade said that his old knees can't bear it.

Kobe Bryant didn't buy Wade's account, he walked over from the side and patted Totoro on the shoulder, "Good job, try to cover him next time!" ”

“...........”

At this time, Iverson had already received Yao Ming's serve and rode towards the frontcourt, Kobe Bryant hurriedly settled next to the three-point line, but the answer was to follow Wade's example, a cross-step dribble passed Kidd, who had old arms and legs, and hit the inside line to face Garnett's defense with a big pull rod to score the ball.

Kobe Bryant was a little depressed, but Totoro looked like he suddenly realized, everyone in the rookie game was fighting for the ball to score, and the phenomenon of the All-Star Game will only get more and more serious, so Totoro doesn't expect to make any achievements in scoring, this time he is ready to follow himself in the rookie game, save the country with curves, and brush up on the data in rebounds and assists that people don't usually pay much attention to.

That group of solitary people can play if they want to, and they will brush three pairs wholeheartedly, in case he brushes out a 10+20+20 again, wouldn't he be able to become the MVP of the All-Star Game again?