Chapter 102: The phrase "Art is an Explosion" is really good (to be revised)
This was originally a plain, quiet and peaceful Pokémon world, but on this day, an earth-shattering event happened.
In the snowy wilderness of Coldwind Town, a battle is taking place to decide the future of humanity (fog), and now, the evil female demon has sent a high-IQ alloy demon composed of metal all in a vain attempt to unify humanity with its powerful power (fog).
And our warriors have also sent a Pokémon covered in metal, with the help of which they will be able to kill the female demon and complete the feat of unifying the rivers and lakes and save the world!
"It's the same Laotan sauerkraut noodles! system you can't be quiet?! Diemei shouted at the system inwardly, this thing is not honest and sends messages to annoy herself.
"Okay host, I'll shut up ZZZZZ immediately."
"Giant Golden Monster, float with electromagnetism! (×2)”
At the beginning of the battle, both sides let the giant gold monster fly first, so that it can be immune to the ground attack that is very effective, and then it should be a fierce collision!
"Giant Golden Monster, Heavy Arm Hammer!"
"Good chance to rush up on that idiot and use the shadow ball!"
Diemei's giant gold monster condensed a black energy ball and launched it, accurately hitting Xi Ling's giant gold monster that rushed over at high speed and exploded, but what it didn't expect was Xi? The giant gold monster actually resisted the damage of the shadow ball, pounced and slammed down with a flashing white arm hammer, butterfly? The giant gold monster was instantly smashed into an idiot.
Well, just didn't take much damage, although the heavy arm hammer hit the butterfly? The giant gold monster didn't do much damage, but was killed by the butterfly because of the use of the heavy arm hammer to reduce its speed? The giant gold monster took the opportunity to hit the shadow ball PIA to the face, and was attacked by two powerful skills in a row. No matter how much physical strength the giant gold monster has, no matter how high its defense, it can't bear it, and it seems that it may fall down at any time when it sways in the air.
"The situation is settled, the teenager is over." The female devil stood on a high bench and looked down on the warrior condescendingly, and the evil eyes tried to poke the poor warrior into a thousand holes, but will the warrior give in because of this?
"I'm not going to give up!" The warrior raised his head and looked at the female demon stubbornly, this insistence was moving.
At this time, a powerful force condensed around the warrior, and instantly evolved into a super warrior, vowing to knock the evil female demon into the dark abyss with one blow and seal her forever!
"System, you give me a little bit!" Diemei's heart yelled at the system again.
"Uh, okay, you go on, go on ZZZZZ."
"Giant Golden Monster, final blow!" Diemei heard this sentence just after teaching the system, and raised her head to see that her own giant gold monster was about to be beaten out when she had just been distracted by herself to teach the system, and I have to say that the system and Xiling have played really well with this wave of cooperation, which is really good!
"Don't be complacent too early, use the shadow ball to impact billions!"
On the field, the butterfly who was beaten so badly that he didn't want it? The giant gold monster instantly opened his eyes and ignored the other party unscientifically? The giant gold monster attacked violently, and then a zero-distance shadow ball was launched and exploded, and then unscientifically ignored the aftermath and hit the impact of billions of dollars in Xi? The giant gold monster was knocked out of the field and lost its combat effectiveness.
Eventually, under the unscientific power of the female devil, the warrior was defeated, and now, the female devil has announced an evil declaration!
"You have been defeated by me, humanity has lost its last hope, and the power of darkness will envelop the earth hahahahaha This is the line of people's stage plays. Affected by the system, Diemei said the second line stupidly, and after reacting, she hurriedly coughed and continued to pretend to be a lady - to be precise, it is no longer a disguise, because she was completely trained by the system to be subconscious.
"A stage play? What do you play? The crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth asked.
"Evil Queen, the director said it fits my temperament very well." Diemei laughed awkwardly.
"It does ......"
……
After confusing the problem of the second line in middle school, Diemei explained her intention, and her cousin also decided to go to Xinyin City in advance, and directly locked the door of the gym and set off with Diemei.
Later, Xiling said that he was not interested in the exhibition competition, and after retrieving the Pokémon from Miss Joy, he ran away without stopping.
As for why he ran away, the main thing was that after the battle, everyone was in the Pokémon Center to recover their Pokémon strength, and Diemei mentioned the show competition and Xi Ling directly said, "The show game is only for you stupid girls with low strength to participate", and it was a coincidence that he was the only man in the Pokémon Center at that time.
So Xiling enjoyed the feeling of being glared at by all the girls in the Pokémon Center, and his eyes were like sharp blades that shot it into a sieve (fog), and finally when he took the Pokémon, even Miss Joy didn't give him a good face.
At that time, Diemei was also in the crowd of angry eyes, and she said that anyway, Xiling's goods had been flooded by the vast sea of the people, and she didn't care about her basin of water.
—————— tide ——————
Happily embarking on a journey with her cousin (mainly because the hateful system doesn't come out when someone is there), Diemei and the others go all the way, but unfortunately they don't have to go far from Coldwind Town and they are blocked by the sea.
"Because the sea is frozen, it seems that there is no boat to Xinyin City recently, so we can only use Pokémon surfing to go to the 24th waterway." My cousin glanced at the ice-filled sea and said to Diemei.
"And cousin, I happen to have ...... Go for the dragon! Cousin Yukitsuki took out her Pokémon, "The dragon with the ice attribute can advance in the cold waters, and the carapace of the dragon is also very comfortable to sit on...... What's your expression?! ”
Cousin Xueyue saw the word contempt on Diemei's face.
"Riding the Dragon is just an average yacht-class Pokémon (cousin: what?) Not suitable for our noble status (cousin: where are we noble?). And I have a luxury cruise-grade Pokémon that suits us quite well. Diemei took out a super weight ball and said.
"Luxury cruise ship?"
"That's right, let's go!" Diemei threw the super heavy ball into the sea, and after a while, a huge dark blue Pokémon surfaced to the surface and spewed a thick column of water from its back, which was the world's largest Pokémon Howler Whale King according to the illustrated book.
"You still have a howler whale king?"
"Of course, this is Miss Ben's special luxury mount for crossing the sea, which I specially cultivated to cross the sea." Diemei said calmly to her cousin, she didn't say that she could evolve as long as level 40 anyway, so she cultivated one easily, as for whether there were any other plans...... Hehe.
Sitting on this Pokémon that is said to be rare and not rare, and it is not ordinary to say that it is not ordinary, Diemei and they began to slowly move towards the sea, she looked at the blue sea and sky around her, and felt that she was like a small ant on a large bread on the back of the Howler Whale King.
"Speaking of which, can the Howler Whale King withstand the cold of the waters?" My cousin said, glancing at the water covered in crushed ice.
"Anla, the howler whale king can have a lot of fat on his body, and they sometimes come here to hunt and are already very accustomed to the cold waters, but cousin, don't you feel cold?" Diemei glanced at her cousin with suspicion.
"Of course, our ice trainers are very frost-resistant." Cousin Xueyue, who was only wearing a white dress, did not change her face, but her body trembled slightly: "You still care about yourself." ”
"It's okay." Diemei, who was also wearing only a dress, looked as steady as ever: "My clothes are the latest products that can keep warm." ”
How could it be a defective product that cost so many diamonds in the first place?
“…… Ahh ”
In the end, Cousin Xueyue still didn't hold on and added a coat, and the so-called ice trainer was cold-resistant or something that became a floating cloud.
……
The Howler Whale King slowly rode the wind and waves on the sea, and soon an island could be seen faintly in the distance in front of them, but Diemei suddenly ordered the Howler Whale King to turn and head north.
"Huh? Diemei, how did you turn around? Cousin Xueyue, who was wrapped in a blanket, poked her head out and asked Diemei.
"That's because the map shows that there is an abandoned sea ship in that direction, and I don't know what kind of Pokémon is on it, and I'm going to fight ...... They mean to see if there's anything good. ”
"Since it's been abandoned, there should be nothing."
"No, no, no, I don't know if there's any priceless treasure up there, oh no! Preferably an antique that is not. ”
After a period of travel, they arrived at the abandoned ship, which was already in tatters, and although it was not as miserable as the skeleton of steel alone, it still looked a little monster at first glance, and I don't know if it would scare away the fishermen who passed by at night.
The Howler Whale King landed on the broken boat, and Diemei slowly climbed from the Howler Whale King's back to the boat, while the cousin thought that it was a ghost ship and was unwilling to go down, so she had to stay and wait for Diemei to come back.
Pushing open the hatch that was already rusty and tattered, Diemei slowly walked in, probably because there was a window, it was quite bright inside, Diemei took two steps and found that there was no problem with the floor before she was relieved to wander around.
"I'm dying so miserably—" Suddenly, a miserable woman's voice came from behind Diemei, echoing in the empty cabin, looking particularly eerie.
It's a pity that Diemei didn't even reply: "System, if you've played enough, go back and rest." ”
"Nani, my delicate disguise has been revealed?!" The system reluctantly flew out from behind the door, and took a look at Diemei and returned to her.
After getting the system in place, Diemei wandered around another cabin, and found nothing but a leftover food in the trash can that had been stored for an unknown number of years, and Diemei planned to go to the ship's warehouse to see if there was anything good.
When she arrived at the door of the warehouse, Diemei couldn't open the door, and at this time, the system kindly prompted that she could find the key to open the door in the scene, and Diemei, who got the prompt, didn't say a word and directly called out King Yanwu, who had been playing soy sauce for a long time, and forcibly broke the door with a heavy arm hammer.
I don't have time to find any keys.
"Well, I'll take a look......" Diemei searched carefully in the warehouse, the warehouse was very large, there were many large boxes in it, Diemei opened a box and ran out of a few frightened little Lada, and then saw that there was almost nothing in it except food scraps.
After opening several large boxes in a row, there was almost nothing except for a small Lada running around, and the disappointed Diemei slowly walked to the last box, and after opening the box, she glanced at it and turned around to leave.
Well? Looks like there's something in there?
Diemei walked back to the box and opened it again, seeing that there was an intact lockbox inside, thinking that there would be rare props inside, Diemei happily carried it and walked out.
At the same time......
"Oh, why hasn't Diemei come out yet?" Cousin Xueyue sat on the back of the Howler Whale King, holding a cup of hot tea in her hand and looking at the sea, just now everything was calm, suddenly several people in black appeared in the air, and landed on the back of the Howler Whale King and surrounded her.
"Who are you?!" As a gym trainer, Xue Yue naturally did not be afraid, but questioned them loudly, and at the same time secretly took out the Poke Ball.
"You're here to thwart our plans of the Dark Team!" One of the men in black at the head said that he had released a black ruga intending to control Xueyue first and not let her interfere with their plans.
"Go ride the dragon and use the water cannon!" Although he is a second-rate gym trainer, but a gym trainer is a gym trainer, Xueyue instantly launched a counterattack, and released a dragon trick and a water cannon to directly kill Heiruga in seconds.
The man in black was shocked and took several steps back, and the people in black around her also released one-star and two-star Pokémon such as Dalu goods to attack her, and they were all easily defeated.
"It's not bad." Just as the members of the Dark Team were thinking about whether to give up the mission and escape, a pink-haired woman suddenly fell from the sky and raised her hand to take out a Poke Ball: "Go Dragon King Scorpion!" ”
"Come on, ride the dragon, the wave of water!"
……
"Lalala~" Diemei, who walked around a few cabins and picked up a few props, took the lobster soldier - Diemei suddenly remembered that this cargo asked it to come out and accompany her around the boat, although this boat can't move, but it's also a boat anyway - walked outside, "Cousin, what do you see I found...... Huh?! Who are you? ”
"Little girl?!" The pink-haired woman obviously recognized Diemei, and took a few steps back in horror, and then realized that this behavior seemed to be a bit embarrassing, and hurriedly pretended to be calm and asked her, "What are you doing here?" ”
Her eyes wandered around looking for a retreat route for a while, and suddenly saw the lockbox in Diemei's hand: "Hand over what you have in your hand!" That's what we're mission targeting! ”
"Oh?" Diemei looked at the lockbox in her hand, and a familiar plot from the PM comics appeared in her head: "I think I know what's in here." ”
"We've got hostages in hand, hurry up and hand them over!" The pink-haired woman, one of the four cadres of the dark team, pointed at Cousin Xueyue, whose mouth was tied like a rice dumpling, and her mouth was stuffed with strips of cloth, and a team member next to her took out a knife and shook it viciously in front of her eyes.
After all, Xue Yue was somewhat affected by the performance competition, and instead of winning, Si Yali was caught, and now she is whining, hoping that Diemei will run away quickly.
But she underestimated her cousin's strength and ruthless (foggy) level.
"Oh hostage." Diemei still had a breezy smile on her face, as if nothing could make her lose her temper, and slowly took out a time bomb-like gadget from her bag, tied it to the lockbox, and then pressed the switch, and the time display was five minutes to start counting down.
"Dragon King Scorpion, stop her!" Si Yali, who noticed that something was wrong, hurriedly let the dragon king scorpion rush over.
"It's late!" Diemei stood elegantly, holding the lockbox in both hands, and suddenly walked out from behind her, a Shanaiduo hit the dragon king scorpion that rushed over, and exploded, successfully preventing its surprise attack, although it did not defeat it, but the deterrent effect played.
"This is a time bomb, dear dear, I advise you not to act rashly, otherwise you will bear the consequences." Diemi shook the lockbox in her hand and smiled sweetly, but it fell into the eyes of the dark team as much as a demon's grin.
"So, you're still obedient, wow-" Diemei's line of persuasion was not halfway through, and one of the other team's team members suddenly released a mosquito coil frog and spewed a water gun, drenching Diemei with a crystal clear and cold heart.
Seemingly lifeless, Diemi stared at him for a moment, shook the lockbox at the Dark Team, and then calmly sped up the countdown to the bomb for a minute.
"Soul light! What are you doing?! Diemei's action Si Yali naturally saw it in her eyes and kicked the members of the dark team who released mosquito coil frogs, is this thing here to pit her teammates?
"Huh? Aren't bombs afraid of water, I'm ......," said the seemingly natural-looking teammate.
"Soul light! That's a bomb, not a joke! ”
"This is a high-powered bomb, with measures such as waterproof, anti-electricity, and anti-corrosion, its power is enough to blow us and the howler whale king under our feet into the sky!" Glancing at the somewhat panicked Dark Team, Diemi seemed to have triggered something unpleasant, looking at the bomb in her hand with a fanatical face like a ball of lightning about to explode herself.
"......" knew how dark his master was, and the roaring whale king lay down in the water calmly and continued to listen to their chat, without being afraid, and then a "salted fish turned over" and lifted them into the water.
"No, no, no! Don't do that! "Compared with the Howler Whale King, Si Yali is not calm at all, looking at Diemei's martyr-like look, she is not good, you must know that Diemei is a demon who can do anything!
It seems that Diemei's image in the hearts of the dark team has not changed......
"Alright, let's retreat!" After hesitating for a while, Si Yali decisively retreated and left with her subordinates, and not long after retreating, she heard a violent explosion from behind her BOOM, turned around and saw a gorgeous "firework" in the air from a distance, and suddenly left a lot of cold sweat on her back - if she didn't run fast, she would have GG!
"Is this the power of a high-powered bomb?" Diemei watched the fireworks in the sky with a fanatical face - she had just released a fire-breathing dragon and made it drop a bomb high in the sky and explode, and then continued to march towards Xinyin City with her cousin, who seemed to be frightened silly.
Actually, it's just a firecracker with a terrifying effect and little power, but Diemei doesn't plan to say it yet.
—————— Big Bang——————
"It's horrible!" After returning to the base, Si Yali, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and was in a trance, drank a glass of water in one gulp, and looked at the other three cadres with a pale face.
"Is it really a bomb?" The other cadres looked skeptical.
"Am I going to lie to you? I could feel the power even when I was so far away from the explosion at high altitude...... I didn't expect that little girl to be crazy to that extent......" Si Yali recalled with her head in her hands pale and her eyes already bloodshot (but she didn't realize that the situation at that time had her own brain supplement in it, and the qi wave just happened to blow a gust of wind).
"You mean she's crazy?"
"Nope! She's a demon herself! ”
……
I don't know the little things I do (system: goodjob!) The task reward will be sent to you in a while) How much psychological shadow has it brought to the dark team cadres, anyway, the psychological shadow of his cousin is a bit big.
In fact, if it weren't for the task released by Sister Pit's system at that time, Diemei wouldn't have done that:
"Mission: Exploding Maniac! Use the April Fool's Day High Power Bomb 3.0 (Firecracker) provided by the system to scare away the dark team, provided that you do not lose the ladylike grace in the process of intimidation, so as not to disgrace the system. Reward: As long as you can complete this task, what props do you want, I will give you some golden dung... Chance to draw the prize pool ×2"
"Oh, cousin, didn't you just set off a little firework, so scared like this?" Diemei calmly took the juice and looked at her cousin who was wrapped in a blanket, and secretly laughed in her heart.
"That's a bomb!" Although the surroundings have become very warm, Cousin Xueyue, who is still shivering in the blanket, said, it seems that she is frightened.
“…… Actually, it's just a firecracker disguise, cousin, you're so cowardly. Diemei said after taking a sip of juice.
"Oh? Is it......" Cousin Xueyue poked her head out of the blanket suspiciously.
"I mean, you're still going to show the competition, cousin, you have a lot of competitors this time, I'll watch the TV preview...... This time your opponents are Misawei, Lanlu, and Yuemei. ”
"That's right, I should think about the game first, as for those opponents, don't be afraid, your cousin and I are very good at performing...... By the way, this time you're going to keep it a secret from my mother. ”
"Well, cousin, don't be careless, don't worry that I won't tell my aunt, and cousin...... Aren't you hot like this? ”
"Uh...... It's hot to death! ”