"Not really. ”

I also echoed with Lao Cui: "Since I jumped into the blood pool, it is like cotton soaked in water, rising day by day, if it continues like this, I won't be able to sleep in that bed." ”

The ability to talk nonsense, since the day I became a ghost, I have no teacher.

"What, you're still sleeping with a cat?" said Old Cui's eyebrows.

I naturally nodded: "Not only sleep together, but also eat and drink together, and cover the same quilt." ”

This kind of rhetoric, I mainly think, the orange cat is given to me by Lao Cui, just like if you gave someone a high-grade blue and white porcelain vase, I don't want to see people use it as a urinal, the truth is such a reason, I have long been a ghost when I am a ghost, so I naturally understand.

But in fact, it is not wrong.

A few days ago, Ye Dingxi and I were inseparable, and I was so tired that I almost blended with each other.

Lao Cui's eyes lingered on the orange cat's eyes for a long time, and then he said to me: "You are also idle at this time, go with me to the hell to patrol the tongue." ”

"That's fine. ”

I squatted down and hugged Xiao Qian in my arms, and followed him all the way to the light.

This hell is a large area of farmland, divided into two areas, dry and water, there are not many fields, but there are many ghosts who are tortured, the ground is about to be plowed through by them, and the crops are also sparsely grown, provoking Meng Po to scold several times with a knife.

"Old Cui, what about that beauty last time?" I asked, gossiping.

Lao Cui looked around and pointed in the direction of the paddy field: "Oh, there." ”

I put my hands on the pergola and looked over.

Tut.

Beauty is beauty, even if you plow the land, it is like Xi Shi's heart, and there is a kind of pitiful sickness and beauty.

It's just the tongue......

The picture is so bloody that I can't bear to watch it more.

"Lao Cui, what did she do when she was alive?"

Judge Cui's boots were stained with mud, and he was scraping the soles of his feet along the edge of the ridge, listening to my question, he didn't raise his head and said: "The woman in the yang world sells her heart, either for love or hate, she can't escape a love word, it's always like you, for a bite to eat, you can also find death and life." ”

I don't like to listen to this ridicule.

"That's all from the early years, and it's worth talking about, don't you have a little bit of a count in your heart about what it's like to lean eastward now?"

"Money-making ghosts, ghosts and spirits. ”

Well.

These eight words can be regarded as summing up my 600 years.

Lao Cui is really the one who understands me best in the underworld.

In the early years, when I first entered the underworld, I was helpless, and I couldn't reincarnate, and I was secretly bullied by countless ghosts, and I was not as bad as a beggar in the world.

Later, Lao Cui couldn't stand it, so he took me to the Yama Hall to serve tea and pour water, and later, I became the identity I am today.

My thoughts drifted, I smiled embarrassedly, and suddenly heard a ghost almost shouting: "1200097 female ghost, fainted!"

But all the ghosts that enter the underworld no longer have the names they had before they were born, they are collectively called male ghosts and female ghosts, and then go to the tortured hell to shake a number to distinguish them.

I went with Lao Cui to find prestige, but wasn't the one who fainted the beauty we were talking about just now?

On the ridge.

The beauty's tongue was unplowed and her face returned to normal after a while, but her face was pale and ghostly like a gossamer.

She slowly opened her eyes, and it was okay to see me, but as soon as her eyes turned to Lao Cui, she was so frightened that she was like a mortal ghost, and she retreated again and again, almost falling into the paddy field.

"Cui, Lady Cui...... I didn't mean to faint ......"

When I saw her trembling, I couldn't bear it, and I looked at Lao Cui sideways, wanting to plead for her.

Unexpectedly, Lao Cui had a straight face, and said majestically and angrily: "If you delay farming today, you will be fined for three days." ”

Ooh.

Spicy hands destroy flowers.

I didn't know that Lao Cui was so strict with ghosts during work hours, and I remembered that every time I kicked my nose and face in front of him, I couldn't help but feel furious.

"Yes......" The beautiful woman didn't dare to disobey, and trembled to get up, but her legs and feet fell and sat down.

I looked at her with her eyebrows lowered, her eyes were full of tears, she was really pitiful, her throat rolled several times, but she still couldn't help but say: "Master Cui, she is weak now, and she can't be tortured if she wants to, I'll take her back to rest for half a day, and then send her here." ”

You see, beauty is not only the number one weapon for walking in the world, but it is also very useful in the underworld.

It was the first time for Lao Cui to see me meddling, staring at me strangely, hesitating for a moment, and nodding in response.

On the way back, I asked the name of the beautiful ghost, it turned out that her name was Hu Ran before her death, she was a third-tier star in the entertainment industry, and she didn't have many fans.

I held a watermelon in my hand and asked as I nibbled, "You are also from Beijing, so do you know Ye Dingxi?"

A few days ago, when I was chatting with Ye Dingxi in bed, I vaguely heard him mention that he was living in Beijing.

"He, is he dead too?!!"

Hu Ranmei's eyes were startled, and his expression was instantly solemn.

What a coincidence.

In my mind, I restored a big scene where the original partner caught the cheating husband, and kicked the orange cat who was squinting and pretending to sleep.

"Not dead. ”

I'm vague.

Hu Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and the corners of his mouth hooked up with a smile of relief, "That's good." ”

Where is it good?

I stepped on the orange cat's tail, crushed my toes hard, and asked lightly, "Are you familiar with him?"

"He ......"

Hu Ran looked lonely, lowered his eyes: "He is the myth of today's entertainment industry, I am just an inconspicuous newcomer, a ...... of heaven and earth."

Oh.

I didn't expect Ye Dingxi to be a big star......

I nibbled on a melon and continued to ask, "Then you like him?"

At my feet, the orange cat grinned at my trampling, scratching my embroidered upper with its paws.

When Hu Ran heard this, he shook his head with a smile: "Ye Dingxi is too dazzling, in our world, no one is worthy of him, and it is impossible for any woman to monopolize his light." ”

I looked at the look of worship that came out of Hu Ran's pupils, as if I was looking at a devout believer, Ye Dingxi was like a god in her mind.

I really love fans in this world......

"According to what you say, isn't Ye Dingxi going to be a bachelor for the rest of his life. "I'm blunt.

Hu Ran sneered, and the action of raising his hand to cover his mouth made my eyes flicker, as if I saw another shadow.

My aunt laughed, but for now, fans don't want to see other women possess him, but about his fandom with many male stars, which is popular on major websites. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, the orange cat at my feet suddenly rushed over and scratched Hu Ran's leg with one paw, causing her to scream in pain.

Well, this is proving his innocence with his actions.

I nodded with relief, hugged the cat back, and smiled apologetically: "My cat is wild and untamable, don't be surprised." ”

"It doesn't matter. ”

Hu Ran shook his head and said with a light smile: "A few years ago, when I first entered the industry, I was fortunate to go to Ye Dingxi's birthday party, and he also had such an orange cat at home at that time, and later I heard that it was lost. ”

Ho.

I let out a deep sigh.

"How did you lose it?"

"I don't know. ”

Hu Ran said: "I just heard from the maid in Ye Dingxi's house that orange cats have a wild temperament, like to run around, and always catch koi fish in the fish pond in the backyard to eat." ”

"The cat...... Can't you swim?"

"yes, how do you know?"

“......”