019. It's like a retard

Lin Jin has been busy these days, originally he would miss five or six classes a week, but now he even plans to skip a class for a whole week, just to prepare for the assessment of the program in the middle of next month.

When there was no one in the dormitory, he began to practice the false voice that he had left for a long time, exercising his pitch letter by letter, constantly trying all kinds of music, trying to find a song that suited him within a few days, and then communicating with Chen Xinya and asking her to arrange a simple dance for herself.

To be honest, Lin Jin doesn't like the songs with the theme of the Long March very much, because in his impression, the songs of the Long March should be similar to the kind of military songs during military training, anyway, they are all high-pitched but somewhat old-fashioned red songs, but in order to be able to go on stage, he also has to learn to sing

The task of choosing songs Lin Jin has been handed over to Wu Min, and Wu Min is also very conscientious to help Lin Jin choose songs when he rests every night, but listening to his statement, most of the songs of the Long March are chorus, and Lin Jin can't sing that feeling alone, so Wu Min can only think about whether he can find some pop music that praises the motherland to try.

Taking advantage of the absence of his roommate, Lin Jin practiced pseudophony for an afternoon, but he only improved his proficiency in pseudophonics, and at most his pronunciation was slightly standard, and he still didn't make his voice deeper.

The afternoon of contact made his throat a little hoarse, but fortunately, Lin Jin also prepared throat lozenges and warm water, so that his throat would not be scrapped due to overuse.

Glancing at the shopping software on his phone, he found that the wig he ordered yesterday had not been shipped yet, he was a little anxious, pursed his lips, and began to argue with customer service to ask for early delivery.

You must know that there are only two days left in the time limit of the weekly mission, and if this wig was shipped yesterday, it can basically catch up with the deadline of the task, but it may be too late to ship it today. But even if it may be too late, Lin Jin plans to give it a try, after all, the punishment of the task is to become a woman......

Or if it is not considered to become a woman, if it becomes a complete woman, Lin Jin's voice, chest, muscle distribution on the body, etc. will have an impact, and the punishment of this task is simply to make Lin Jin's little brother become a little sister...... It's not unacceptable for him to become a woman completely, anyway, it's good to pay a little attention to hiding, but it's a bit too much to change only halfway.

Worried about the problem of express delivery, Lin Jin suddenly noticed that the door was opened, and Wu Min and Wen Xuan, who came back from class, returned to the dormitory with their books one after another.

"Hey, Lin Jin, Dota?" Wu Min took the towel hanging on the door of his closet, passed by Lin Jin's side and came to the balcony, and asked while washing his face, "How are you preparing for the afternoon?" Are you sure you'll be assessed next month? ”

"I'm not sure." Lin Jin made a bitter face, put her hands on her cheeks, and looked at the screen in a daze, "I feel that Chen Xinya will be angry with me, she could have entered the group directly." ”

"Chen Xinya?" Wu Min thought about it, and finally found Chen Xinya's face from his mind, he nodded, "She seems to be able to dance, and it is said that she dances very well." ”

"Yes, but I haven't seen it." Lin Jin wasn't very careful that Chen Xinya's dancing would have problems, but she heard her say that she had also studied for eight years, which was much more reliable than singing, a guy who had no foundation at all.

"So why are you going to have a New Year's party?" Wen Xuan leaned back in his chair and yawned, "People who can be so lazy on weekends that they lie in bed all day suddenly change their sex and want to sing." ”

"It's like I want to...... If it weren't for the money......" Lin Jin muttered quietly, but was unexpectedly listened to by Wu Min, who walked back from the balcony.

"It's worthy of being a money fan, I feel that if you were a woman, you would have gone out to find someone to take care of you." Wu Min hung a towel on his shoulder and teased Lin Jin, "Or find a rich boyfriend?" ”

"What's wrong with money fans?" Lin Jin's eyes widened, and he retorted, "You don't like money?" And what's wrong with me being so poor and loving money? ”

Lin Jin snorted, he usually spends money very sparingly, and he has been coming to this school for a few months, and he hasn't been out of school much so far, not because he doesn't like shopping and playing, but simply because he is poor.

He has only been out of school a handful of times now, except for cutting his hair twice, only going to KTV with his roommates at the beginning of school, and once going to the movies last weekend.

It is also sad to say that Lin Jin's family was quite wealthy, and when he was a child, Lin Jin was also a rich child who went to school in a small car, but his father who was addicted to gambling not only caused him to become a single-parent family, but also made him live in college with no more than 800 yuan per month, which was provided by his mother, who took his younger brother to run a clothing store in other provinces.

Due to lack of money, Lin Jin walked into KTV for the first time in his life after coming to university, and because he had no money, he went to a movie theater like a dirt bun from a remote village to the city for the first time.

"Hey, Wenxuan." From the balcony, the classmates in the dormitory next door suddenly came to the door, "Do you want to hit LOL?" ”

Wen Xuan glanced back at the classmate and pouted: "I have to memorize English for a game." ”

"What kind of English do you memorize, get high, study hard from Lin Jin, what class do you read?" The man looked at Wen Xuan with a wry smile.

But Lin Jin was not happy, why did he persuade Wenxuan to play the game and involve him?

"Hey! Xiao Ling! You're not better than me, okay? Lin Jin turned around and yelled at him.

His absenteeism is his own business, and he feels unhappy when outsiders talk about this kind of thing.

"But I got a perfect score on my English midterm exam." Xiao Ling's mouth grinned, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth.

"But you're still messing around with me in the same school."

"At that time, my hands were slippery, so I got the wrong school when I applied for volunteering, and I was going to Xiamen University." Xiao Ling shamelessly raised his head and boasted, "I have always been the first in school at the beginning, if I hadn't failed in the college entrance examination, I would have been living in Peking University a long time ago, how could I be messing around with you here?" ”

Xiao Ling is usually very good at pulling his mouth, anyway, he basically can't believe the words that come out of his mouth, if he accidentally believes it, he will basically fall into the pit he dug.

However, although his mouth is very capable of running trains, his appearance has not been retributed because of his cheap mouth, but he looks quite handsome, with a taller height than Wu Min, although his body is a little thinner. However, although his appearance was fine, but the retribution fell on his head, his hair was terrible thin, his hairline was extremely high, and the scalp could be clearly seen in the hair whirlpool.

"No wonder you have less hair, it turns out that you have too much bullblowing." Lin Jin pursed his lips and fought back unceremoniously.

"Don't say it, Wenxuan, LOL let's go."

Maybe he felt that he couldn't say Lin Jin, or maybe he was completely too lazy to bully Lin Jin's clumsy mouth, Xiao Ling just urged Wen Xuan again, and then turned around and left the dormitory.

"Xiao Ling, this person is like a retard."