Chapter 100: Diemei's Mother's Education Problem...... (to be amended)
"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the Shrek Academy of the 10,000-year-old inheritance was bombed into scum, and the author was really ruthless enough to ......" Diemei chewed popcorn leisurely and looked at the picture on the screen in front of her.
"How about the novel transformation animation function of this system, right?,Why don't you give me a thumbs up," the system's triumphant voice came, this is her latest free plug-in download, and the effect is to animate the novel chapters.
"That's good." Diemei is very happy, so there will be a lot of the latest novel anime to watch in the future.
"Charge for the host, 10 diamonds an hour is cheap."
"Then I'll read the novel......"
"Host, as a promising girl, how can you hide in the hut and watch TV?!" The system flashed out and said, his expression quite righteous.
“…… Where do you let me go in the middle of the night? ”
Now, Diemei is in the makeshift house she has built, a barren wilderness where no eggs are laid, and she is the only one within a radius of ten miles, uh...... How can there be a kind of horror movie rush?
Looks like something almost, like blood-red eyes outside the window or a whole bunch of zombies or something?
Fortunately, this is not in a horror movie but the Pokémon world is very safe, Diemei can survive in the wild with peace of mind, and now she is lying on the big bed that she just bought not long ago to watch the system's TV, and recently there is a funny column called "Breaking the Sky" that is very popular, and there is also a dancing program "Dancing Qiankun" is also very popular.
Well, this channel is Tudou TV good.
"Host Monarch, I suddenly remembered that there is an artifact in our system world that has not been able to be urged by the system so far, and once we summoned more than ten Saint Heaven Supreme Systems and more than twenty Extreme Douluo Systems to exert their efforts together, but they were unable to urge it."
"Wow, it's so powerful, then the power of this artifact must be very powerful!"
"It's nothing powerful, this artifact has only one effect, and that is to double the update speed of the Great Juggernaut."
“…… You'd better die of this heart! ”
……
Early the next morning, Diemei leaves the place after hanging a "Feel free to use" sign on the door of the temporary house, aiming to catch Pokémon in a wild field area near Kanayama City.
Along the way, Diemei met a lot of trainers, and according to the tactics of "special training", Diemei successfully defeated them, and after a few days and nights of hurrying, Diemei finally arrived in the legendary wilderness area.
As for why it was a few days and nights...... The main reason is that the system has been too active recently.,I have to go and see everywhere.,Because you can't leave Diemei five meters around.,So it's not a dead skin to pull Diemei together.,As a result, it's been a long way these days.,The most hateful thing is that I can't do it if I want to reward the system......
"It's finally ......" looked at the big propaganda sign in the wilderness area, Diemei almost shed tears, and immediately regained her spirit and walked in with small steps.
"I want to go to the wilderness area to catch Pokémon." At the entrance hut in the wilderness area, Diemei stood in front of the workbench and said to the staff inside.
"Okay, please pay 500 elf coins...... This is your wilderness area where you can come back when the ball runs out or when the time is up, and Pokémon are not allowed to fight inside, so please enjoy the hunt. ”
Holding the 30 pieces of Butterfly in the wilderness area, I walked into the wilderness area, and I was greeted by the vast grassland, which was divided into several parts, but it was very large.
"Well, I'll take a look at ......," Diemei took out the manual that was distributed free of charge in the wilderness area, "here is the grassland environment in Area A, the rocky environment in Area B, the wetland environment in Area C, and the lake environment in Area D...... Hey? Still have areas that aren't open? Well, come back and explore later. ”
Holding the field ball, Diemei began to walk around, and soon saw a large group of "cows" galloping Kentyro.
"Sure enough, it's a wilderness area, and there's this thing." Diemei squinted at a large group of Kentero running around, and found an opportunity to throw a field ball and take Kentero at the front of the line - it doesn't matter if you're a rare Pokémon, catch it if you don't have it in the system space anyway.
The field ball shook a few times and then stopped, and it was only after the large group of Kentyro had run away that Diemi ran out from behind the big rock and picked up the field ball that had not been stepped on.
Easily subdued Kentero, who has a rarity of only two stars, - Diemei wondered if there was a problem with talent and caught it so easily, or was it just like this in the wilderness? - Diemei begins to wander around the grass and soon encounters a purple cobra.
“…… Aba Snake? Yu's scaremon-only Pokémon? Forget it, grab one first. Diemei took out the field ball and threw it over, but Ah Bai Snake dodged the field ball without giving face.
“…… Don't run! Diemei threw another field ball and smashed it over, only to be dodged by the object again.
"Come again!" Another field ball whizzed by, Miss.
“…… Forget it, I don't lack you Pokémon. Diemei picked up the field ball on the ground and was about to turn away, but the Aba snake spit out a purple poisonous needle to attack Diemei, and it happened that a poisonous needle pierced her arm without clothing.
"......" A layer of purple immediately appeared on Diemei's face, and several bubbles appeared.
Poisoned...... Thinking of this, Diemei fell to the ground with a chirp, not knowing whether she was alive or dead, and at this time, the useful feature didn't know where to run.
"You're killing yourself!" Who knew that after only a minute, Diemei would recover and jump up, pull the poison needle out of her arm, and Diemei immediately waved her hands and fired three gold bricks in a row to hit the evil snake.
The wild Aba snake suffered three consecutive blows and went down, and was obediently loaded into the ball.
"It's nice to be like this earlier." The field ball in Diemei's hand flickered twice and disappeared, and then she realized a question: "What's going on with the system, what about my characteristics?!" ”
"Ugh...... This one...... I was careless when I was cleaning up the garbage yesterday...... Rest assured that it will be restored tomorrow!"
“…… Should I say something? "For this unreliable system, Diemei is helpless, and she can't hit the wall by herself to see if it works for the system.
"But the host, your anti-toxicity is good, oh, I see, there is something special in the blood......
"What?"
"No host, everything is fine."
"Okay." Ignoring this system that likes to pretend to be deaf and dumb, Diemei continues to wander around looking for a target, and after a while, a cute Eevee jumps out.
"Eevee, a four-star rare Pokémon, I only got one when I was in the game, and I haven't even trained it......" Bypassing this Eevee Diemei and continuing forward, she saw several ironclad rhinoceros grazing in the distance.
"A two-star ironclad rhinoceros? Forget it, I didn't catch it. Diemei threw the field ball and successfully subdued an ironclad rhinoceros, but when she picked up the ball, she saw that all the ironclad rhinoceros looked at her with unkind faces, raised one of her forefeet and began to plow the ground.
"Do you want to ......" Diemei left a lot of cold sweat behind her.
The ironclad rhinoceros showed its sharp horns on the top of its head and launched the ironclad rhinoceros army against Diemei.
"Help, ahhhhh
……
"Damn!" The puffing Diemei hid behind a big rock, and if she hadn't wittily released the Tanabata Blue Bird just now, she would have turned into meat sauce, or better turned into a cake, and the body was full of hoof prints.
Or it will be topped by a horn, or it will ...... Forget it, think about so many useless gods.
"It's better to find a Pokémon that is safe...... Well? Diemei was thinking about what Pokémon was better, and a big-headed eagle flew over in the distance.
"A three-star hairy eaglet?" Diemei thought for a second and then took out the field ball and threw it over, and the hairy eagle that was not flying fast couldn't dodge it (in fact, it happened to hit it as soon as it flew forward) and was hit and took it, and the field ball shook a few times before it stopped popping out three stars.
"The success rate is amazing, it seems that there are no good things on the grassland, so let's go to other areas to see." Diemei stepped away, but a yellow head and two long ears suddenly poked out of the grass next to her.
"I didn't expect there to be a five-star Pikachu here, well, I seem to ...... Oh, by the way, where did that foodie go? ”
Diemei then remembered that her shining Pikachu had already been thrown into the living area of the mysterious space of the system by herself, and she should have been there for a week, I don't know what happened, forget it, this is also a kind of training, don't care about it.
Glancing at the non-flashing Pikachu, Diemi walked towards the wetlands.
—————— Iron Tail ——————
Moving on, Diemi came to the marshland area full of swamp forests, and she really couldn't get down when she looked at the wet swamp.
I remember that the protagonist in the game is to go forward in the swamp grass to find Pokémon, and sometimes it will sink and waste a lot of time to come out, now think about it, isn't it covered in mud?
Diemei immediately retreated three meters away from the swamp, covered in mud and something, the most annoying.
But if you don't go in, you won't be able to get Pokémon...... Diemei frowned and thought about it, and soon had an idea: she took out a jar of honey from her bag, opened the lid and placed it next to the swamp, and got into the grass herself to wait for her prey to take the bait.
I have to say that this seemingly unreliable method is really effective, and soon a big purple scorpion couldn't resist the temptation and ran out of the grass in the wet plain and ran to Honey to eat two bites.
A camouflage-patterned field ball suddenly flew out and smashed into its head with unmistakable accuracy, and the venomous scorpion was taken in before it could react, and it was quickly subdued.
"Success~" Diemei got out of the grass where she was hiding, picked up the Poké Ball and put it into the system space, and then hid to continue to observe, and soon there were ignorant and fooled Pokémon appeared, and they were caught by Diemei one by one.
Just as Diemei was about to catch a few more, the Wilderness District bell on her hand suddenly rang, which meant that Diemei's time was up and she couldn't catch it anymore.
"Why ...... like this" Diemei left the wilderness area very unhappily, the time was too short.
"I'm sorry that for the sake of the ecological balance of the wilderness area, one person can only enter once a day, so this young lady, you should come back tomorrow." The staff smiled and refused Diemei's request to re-enter.
"Okay." The disappointed Diemei can only leave here temporarily, but fortunately, there are still some hotels near the wilderness area Diemei found a family to live in.
……
The next morning, the thief's heart did not die...... I mean, the persistent Butterfly went to the Wild Fields again, paid an unusually cheap fee, and went straight to the Wetlands with 30 Wild Balls, and she wanted to collect all the Pokémon types inside.
"......" is strange that today Diemei put honey and waited for a full ten minutes without Pokémon taking the bait, it seems that the Pokémon have learned wisely and know that there was an unlucky deceived person yesterday "never returned".
"What should I do now......" Diemei began to think about it.
"It's okay host, this system provides you with a layer of protection, which can isolate the sludge" After speaking, it is magical that a layer of light film appears on Diemei's body, and it seems that the system still has some effect in addition to Sister Pit.
"Okay." Diemei slowly walked into the swamp and began to wander around, and it was tragic as she walked - stepping into the depths and falling in! And the system was very immoral to revoke the protection, and Diemei's body was immediately soaked and her clothes were stained with a layer of mud.
"Ahhh Dymei, who was soiled in her clothes, burst out in an instant, struggling to get out of the depths and start attacking indiscriminately around her - that is, pinching out mud balls and throwing them everywhere.
"Abominable, abominable, abominable!" Diemei throws mud balls everywhere, a mud ball hits the tree and the leaves shake slightly, and a purple thing falls from the tree and is grabbed by Diemei, which turns out to be a purple slate.
"Poison Slate: After Pokémon is carried, the power of poison skills is increased by 20%, and Arceus's attributes and the attributes of the Sanction Stone become poison after carrying"
"Ah...... Huh? Forget it, it's all like this, fight! ”
In a fit of rage, Diemei swept the Marshlands and fled with the loot in the eyes of the joke, and bought the latest washing machine that night to wash her clothes, but fortunately she still had the same clothes for changing, otherwise she really didn't know how to go out.
—————— Mud Attack——————
On the third day, Diemei went to the wild wilderness area again, and without saying a word, she went straight to the rocky area, where she planned to try her luck.
Finally, behind a large stone, Diemei found a four-star rare Pokémon - Kettle Pot, which is Xiao Youshao...... The year's smashing meteor hammer can unleash the legendary must-kill "kettle pot whirlwind smashing attack".
"What, I've caught the pot a long time ago, it's really bad luck." Diemei didn't look at the pot and turned away, hoping to find a relatively rare Pokémon, such as a five-star Pokémon, such as a single dragon and a slippery worm, if you can find one, it will really be no regrets in this life!
Obviously, Diemei subconsciously forgot the five-star rare Pokémon in her hand: Pikachu ×1, Fast Dragon ×1, Bangira ×1, Tyrannosaurus ×1, Giant Golden Monster ×1, Sharptooth Land Shark×1, Lucario×1 and Zoroac×1.
The result of being too greedy is to get nothing, Diemei wandered around for a long time and only found small fist stones, stone balls and other big road goods, and finally had no choice but to catch a stone ball and a rising stone crab to make up the number, and then walked to the lake area.
"Well......" Diemei took out a super fishing rod and began to catch fish, hoping that it is not too ordinary species, and it is better not to be an ordinary product like a tyrannosaurus (in fact, there are not too many tyrannosaurs in the wild, but they have been pulled down a lot by the carp king, and they can only be counted as one star).
After thinking about it, I really haven't caught a few fish, and the last time I seem to be at the beach, I don't know how long ago it was, and it seems to be the first time I've fished in freshwater.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, the fish float finally sank into the water, and Diemei tried her best to pull a golden carp king to be caught by her.
"Glitter Pokémon?!" Diemei's eyes sparkled like the scales of the Carp King, and she directly took out the Field Ball and threw it over, and the Field Ball smashed on the Carp King and ...... it Bounced off.
Bounced off......
Opened ......
Finish......
Diemei looked at this scene in surprise, obviously this carp king already has an owner, but why is it still here, just to show off?
"Congratulations to this young lady for catching the golden carp king, and you can go to the workbench to receive exquisite gifts later." The electronic bell on Diemei's hand suddenly rang, and the voice of the staff came from inside.
It turned out to be an event......
"Ah...... It's a pity......" Diemei watched the carp king jump on land and gradually get closer to the lake, and finally managed to return to the water, so she could only sigh and continue fishing, hoping to catch a stupid fish or something.
Of course, this is basically impossible.,Stupid fish will only appear in the underground lake where Diemei went at the beginning.,This kind of Pokémon is every girl's dream.,Having a stupid fish also means that it's not far from Menas.。
Of course, it would have been better if the evolutionary method had been announced, but unfortunately only a few people know about it.
Menas ...... I really want to use it to participate in an acting competition...... Not good! ”
Diemei suddenly realizes that she seems to have been brainwashed by her own mother, and quickly dispels this idea, and then takes out her mobile phone to question her mother.
"Good daughter, you finally called, woo woo woo is my mother's bad shouldn't lie to you, your mother is wrong, you forgive your mother." Diemei's mother, who answered the phone, immediately admitted her mistake when she saw that it was her daughter, and cried.
"Okay, Mom, I'll reluctantly forgive you." Seeing her mother so sad, Diemei couldn't bear it, after all, it was her mother who gave birth to her and raised her.
"Really, I knew that you would forgive me, daughter." Who knew that Diemei just thought so much about her mother and immediately stopped crying like a trick, but the words were out of the way, and Diemei couldn't take it back.
"Oh, my good daughter, I have prepared a gift for you to make up for my mistakes." Just when Diemei wanted to throw her black-bellied mother into the blacklist, Diemei's mother said this.
"Gifts!" Diemei's eyes lit up immediately.
"That's right, it's a ticket for the performance competition, and this time it's a very sought-after mom who finally grabbed it." Diemei's mother waved the ticket in her hand twice, "Your cousin will appear this time, she said that this is a duel with her old enemy Lan Lu, so you must come to Elf City in a week." ”
"Hey, your daughter hasn't said yes yet!"
"As long as you are willing to come, your mother will buy you your favorite chocolate cake, and there are many good things for you, and your mother can also give you all the props she has saved over the years." Diemei's mother rolled her eyes a few times, and quickly took out a large box and opened it, revealing that it was full of props.
"That's it." You can get so many things by watching a game, and Diemei naturally has no reason not to agree, and she can also take the opportunity to learn from the experience...... What am I thinking?!
"Okay, then remember to go when the time comes, okay, don't talk about it, my mother is going to post on Moments to say that my daughter loves me again, goodbye." The black-bellied mother hung up the phone, but it is conceivable that the mother on the other end of the phone must have been cheering.
“…… Forget about it and keep fishing. Diemei threw out the hook, who knew that the hook would freeze when it was about to enter the water.
"Don't think about fishing, this system will show you a good thing." The system flashed out and opened a screen, and it was clear that the supernatural fishhook stop event was the work of the thing.
"But...... Limited time in wilderness area......"
"It doesn't matter, the time is over, and you can continue to come tomorrow, many people are like that."
"What do you know, the so-called tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows, I live for tomorrow, everything will come to an end, and the world will be ......"
"What ancient texts to memorize! Thou shalt obey the commands of our system, which is the duty of heaven and must not be violated...... I've been infected by you. ”
"No, no, I still want to fish!"
……
The end result is: because of the quarrel wasted a lot of time, Diemei can only go to the workbench to collect the reward and return to the hotel gloomily to watch the good things the system says.
The reward for catching the golden carp king is a gold bead, but unfortunately Diemei has a somewhat dark history for such things as gold beads......
"What the hell is it?" Diemei looked unhappy.
"This was broadcast on TV the other day." The system opens the screen, and it turns out to be an interview program, and the protagonist is ...... Diemei's mother?!
"Woo woo, my daughter has been ignoring me recently, just because I lied to her......" Diemei's mother told the host the whole thing in tears.
"Uh...... Master Sakurai, I think you have some responsibility for your children's education. The host said in a cold sweat.
"Who said that there is a way to raise a godfather, and this thing blames my husband for not taking care of Diemei when he left home and went out to travel."
“…… It seems that many families are like this, it must be that you have not educated your daughter well. ”
"Who said, I love her, she has been weak and sick since she was a child, I take care of her in every possible way, she wanted a tail meow when she was a child, and the mall was selling Pokémon eggs at the time, I went to the supermarket to buy a Pokeby egg and gave it to my daughter."
“…… Ha? ”
"Do you want to ask me why I didn't buy the Okio Meow Egg but bought the Pokeby Egg, that's because Pokebi is very rare, and if you want to buy it, you can buy a rare Pokémon and give it away, which makes me more atmospheric, and at that time, the mall was discounting, and the Pokebi egg was the most expensive, and the discount was the highest, and the money saved was the most."
“…… I think I know why your daughter is disobedient. ”
"What's that expression on your face?! Did I abuse my daughter?! ”
“…… I'm sorry Master Sakurai. ”
"Alas, I thought that Pokémon could bring my daughter a happy childhood, but what I didn't expect was that once I took my daughter to the countryside and had an accident, and the result was ......"
Seeing that her mother almost exposed her daughter's black history, Diemei shed a drop of cold sweat, turned around and asked the system: "What do you mean by this?" ”
"Oops, it's not like this system often sees you crying in the middle of the night with a photo of Xiaobo, so I show you the comedy your mother plays...... I mean...... Okay, I'm just thinking it's fun, and I'm telling you something else—"
"Your wavelet is still alive and well, maybe you can meet it if you have a chance."
"Really?! System: You're such a good system! ”
"Wow, don't call me a good system! Oops, a lot of pit points have been deducted! Woo woo woo I don't want to help the host anymore for fun......"
“………………”