【Chapter 237】Wild masturbation
"Uh~ First cut off the feet of the birds and disembowel......"
"Lao Tzu Bird has long been ready! The pot can only be replaced by a paint bucket! ”
Wang Xiaotie divided a pickled bird into four parts with a mountain opener, and then poured rainwater from two mineral water bottles, because the paint bucket was relatively large, the water could only reach half of the bird's body.
"Anyway, it's just boiling first and then steaming! Whatever! Lao Tzu is now in the wild, how can he pay so much attention? ”
Wang Xiaotie put the paint bucket on the fire and began to cook, and when the pot was boiling, he fished out four pieces of bird meat separately, and put the shark fin that needed to be boiled in again in order to save water.
The sliced wild boar meat is boiled again, and then the water is discarded, new water is added to the bottom of the bucket, and then a suitable wooden stick is stuck on the inner edge of the bucket to form a cage drawer, and the bird's meat, shark fin and wild boar meat are put in and steamed.
"That's right! And pig lungs! Hey? Where did the pig lungs go? Wang Xiaotie searched around, but did not find pig lungs, and then thought about it, it was definitely when the savages under his command cleaned the internal organs, everything was thrown away!
Nima! It's been half a day, and the offal that hasn't been pickled is estimated to stink a long time ago!
"Anyway, it's just an ingredient, so it shouldn't be okay if it's missing, right?"
It's not that Wang Xiaotie doesn't want to follow the recipe on the mysterious mission, but now that he is in the wilderness, how can there be so many seasonings? There is only one pot for cooking, and Nima is an iron bucket that used to hold paint, so at this time, it depends on Wang Xiaotie's improvisation and creative ability.
Taking out the three ingredients that had already been steamed, Wang Xiaotie thought about it, now he can only come to a shark fin wild boar and bird stew, otherwise, he has nothing to do!
"I hope I can get through!"
Without saying a word, Wang Xiaotie directly cut the three ingredients that had been steamed into small pieces with a mountain opener, and then stewed them directly in a paint bucket.
If Wang Xiaotie had known that there was no pig lung, he probably wouldn't have bothered to do the previous steps, just cut the shark fin and cut it, and it would be over after stewing!
In order to enrich his appetite, Wang Xiaotie kept a large piece of shark fin for barbecue. The stewed in the paint bucket is used for interval, and it is not certain whether it can be eaten or not!
"Lao Tzu doesn't bake directly today! Do you want to take some time to a skewer? Maybe it tastes a little better? ”
Wang Xiaotie suddenly thought of those people who show off every day in the online circle of friends who go out to drink and make skewers, saying what a lofty behavior skewers are, meat skewers are the most delicious delicacy in the world, today he wants to taste it, what is the difference between grilling a big piece of meat and grilling a string of meat!
Patiently cut the shark fin into small pieces, and then in order to experience different tastes, he cut some wild boar, mixed it and skewered it on a thin wooden stick, and then Wang Xiaotie began to carefully roast it on the fire.
The black girl has long been guarding the door of the cave, although she is Wang Xiaotie's exclusive guard with a knife, but her eyes are not staring at every move around her now, but all her attention is on the skewers in Wang Xiaotie's hands, and from time to time she stretches out her tongue and licks her lips, staring at Wang Xiaotie's every move with extreme eagerness.
Wang Xiaotie originally wanted to taste the taste of the skewers first, but when he saw the expectant look of the black girl like a deep resentful woman, he had to hand her the two skewers in his hand and skewer them himself.
The black girl took the skewer with joy, and without saying a word, she put the meat and stick in her mouth together, and then chewed it together in Wang Xiaotie's stunned eyes.
"Isn't it better to eat skewers with sticks?"
Wang Xiaotie couldn't help but think, looking at the almost baked skewers in his hand, he put it directly in his mouth in disbelief and bit it hard!
"Phew~Phew! Bah! I rub! What does it smell like? ”
As soon as Wang Xiaotie put it in his mouth, he immediately spit out the meat with a stick, and the black girl who saw it was distressed!
After such a place, Wang Xiaotie began to find that his IQ was indeed a little problematic, how could wood be eaten? Humans are not woodpeckers! But how the hell did this brunette swallow it?
Seeing the black girl staring at the food she spit on the ground, Wang Xiaotie couldn't help but shudder, and immediately handed over the meat skewers in his hand, this savage's teeth are so good! I can only bow to the wind.
This night, Wang Xiaotie made and barbecued a total of more than 20 skewers of meat, he only ate one skewer, and the rest was digested by the black girl.
After Wang Xiaotie finished eating, he felt that there was no big difference between meat skewers and direct barbecue, maybe there was no beer to accompany him, and there was no feeling of that, and when he returned to reality, he must check how to make wine on the Internet, and when the time comes, he will really have a skewer in the wilderness, then it will be called perfect!
Wang Xiaotie's shark fin stew is almost time to start the pot! The soup in it is almost finished! After bringing the paint bucket off the fire, Wang Xiaotie picked up a small piece of homemade chopsticks and put it in his mouth to savor it.
Suddenly, Wang Xiaotie's eyes lit up! This pot of food is not as unbearable as Wang Xiaotie imagined. After the three different meat flavors were mixed with each other, there was a unique flavor, Wang Xiaotie felt an appetite, and immediately ate it like crazy.
How delicious it is, Wang Xiaotie has no way to describe it. It may be that he has eaten too much barbecue during this time, and it is possible that he will feel so delicious when he stews it occasionally. If there is enough fresh water, Wang Xiaotie will never eat barbecue for dinner, and he will be tired of eating one of them.
After giving all the remaining shark fin stew to the black girl and letting her watch the processing, Wang Xiaotie lay alone in the cave.
"Food box, come out, the master will talk to you!"
Wang Xiaotie used his mind to let go of the shackles on the food box, and finally heard the familiar old voice. In fact, Wang Xiaotie had already left the old man of the fairy world food box behind. Now that he has something to ask for, Wang Xiaotie thought of the fairy food box that lived in his body.
[What does the little master command?] The old decay must do it! 】
Look! Now the old immortal finally put down his shelf and put his posture right. Wang Xiaotie was full of satisfaction with this little master.
It's still a bit useful to have a god as a master!
"You help me contact the master and tell him that my conditions are limited, and I can't make shark fin in the clear soup he asks for! But I stewed shark fin, but the soup was a little less. Overall, it's quite in line with the name. ”
[Yes, little master, the old decay will report to the immortals! ] 】