The sound insulation effect of the residential building where Wang Xiaotie lives is not very good, so Wang Xiaotie's miserable cry spread almost throughout the entire building.

If it was really the killer's secret agent upstairs, he wouldn't have to bother to find a way to eavesdrop, and he could clearly hear the miserable and thought-provoking words coming from Wang Xiaotie's room.

The most annoying thing is that there is a young man who lives on the second floor, who pushed open the window and shouted at the fourth floor:

"Can you be quieter upstairs? Otherwise, go downstairs to the plaza to play! Let everyone look at it! ”

……

"Cher, stop fighting! If you fight again, you will die! ”

Wang Xiaotie was lying on the bed and begging, he didn't even have the strength to scream now, and now he finally understood that Mu Xue didn't want to play S, M with him at all! Instead, he unilaterally wants to abuse himself to relieve his hatred!

"Yikes! That's not going to work? I'm going to get some wax too! ”

"I was wrong! Cher, let me go! I promise I won't dare next time! ”

Hearing the word wax oil, Wang Xiaotie was almost scared to death! Now he has a lot of red belt marks on his body, and if you add wax oil, my God! Then you have to play yourself to death?

"But I think it's fun, and I haven't had enough fun, what should I do?"

Mu Xue changed her tone again, with infinite coquettishness and reluctance in it.

Is this woman crazy? Or is she a pervert herself? Like this kind of stuff? Wang Xiaotie really has a desire to cry without tears, he is really Nima stupid, so he sent it to the door and smoked it for free, how cheap does it have to be to do this?

"Mu Xue! Lao Tzu can tell you! You're lynching! This is illegal, I can sue you! ”

Wang Xiaotie saw that it was useless to intercede, so he immediately changed his strategy, intending to use tougher means to solve Mu Xue.

"Yo! In a hurry? Hehe~ Dear, I'm not wearing a police uniform now, besides, we are boyfriend and girlfriend now, how can this kind of thing be considered torture? It can only be regarded as flirting! ”

Wang Xiaotie......

When Wang Xiaotie was untied, the night had already fallen! In order to let this witch let herself go, Wang Xiaotie signed a series of unequal treaties with Mu Xue in bed naked.

The first is that Wang Xiaotie will sleep on the sofa in the future, and this large super double bed belongs to Mu Xue.

Second, in the future, breakfast, lunch and dinner will all be cooked by Wang Xiaotie.

Article 3, toilets, bathing Mu Xue has the priority right to use.

Fourth, anything can be negotiated with each other, but the final interpretation right belongs to Mu Xue.

Article 5: From now on, Comrade Wang Xiaotie will quit pornography and recycle dilapidated computers, and will not be allowed to download movies that are not suitable for children in the future.

Sixth......

Wang Xiaotie wanted to cry without tears and watched Mu Xue throw his baby computer at the gate, and he was so aggrieved that he almost didn't cry.

The others are good to say, but that hard drive was collected by Wang Xiaotie for more than ten years, you must know how many out-of-print best movies there are, someone asked him to spend 10 penguin coins for seeds, Wang Xiaotie didn't agree. In his heart, that was where all his youth was, and he was confiscated like this!

"Tigress! Lao Tzu can't be provoked, can't he still hide? When Lao Tzu cultivates his magic skills, he will definitely make you want to die, and you can't survive without death! Hum! ”

Wang Xiaotie, who was lying on the sofa, looked at the woman who occupied his big bed with burning eyes, gritted his teeth and swore a poisonous oath in his heart.

"Great Satan!"

As soon as he entered his consciousness space, Wang Xiaotie's anxious mood immediately calmed down. The boundless darkness made Wang Xiaotie feel an indescribable pleasure. Compared to those troubles in reality, this is the real pure land.

Wang Xiaotie didn't stay in the consciousness space for much, and strode towards the glittering portal.

[Detected the mall item you purchased in the dungeon: 1 special mountain opener, inheritance requires 2 hours of real time, do you want to inherit?] 】

"Inheritance!"

[Friendly reminder, you will get a special reward after completing a special task.] This quest is a promotion quest, there is no limit on the number of days, and survivors can withdraw at any time. Once you withdraw from the dungeon, you will be deemed to have forfeited the right to this promotion. 】

Wang Xiaotie opened the smart watch and observed the information on it in detail.

[Please select the function: Language Synchronization, Main Quest, Side Quest, Time Query, Time Exchange, Mystery Quest]

[Language Sync]: Click this function, and all languages in the current copy will be automatically converted to your native language. Each use takes 5 hours.

[Main Quest]: Kill the pirate "Smoker" bandit: Deacon to advance.

[Special Mission]: Find the mysterious legendary land and reward a random contract.

[Time Query]: Your actual survival time is 40 days, 7 hours and 27 minutes remaining. The game survival time is 0. The redemption time is 0.

[Time Redemption]: [Real Time Redemption] [Game Store]

[Real-time Redemption]: This quest does not provide exchange services.

[Game Store] (There was a major bug before, here is the correct display, the previous has been modified)

Special mountain knife: 2 days of real time/piece. (already owned, obtainable)

Hemostatic bandage: 5 hours realistic time/piece.

Injury and illness medicine: 4 hours of real time/pill.

Drinkable fresh water: 3 hours real-world time/litre.

[Mystery Mission]: Apprentice, I got the news for the teacher, there is a food island in the world you are in now, and there will be a food competition there in half a month, go and meet the world! If you can get the first place, the teacher will give you another surprise. This time it's not mandatory, you can do what you can.

……

The gray bubbles gradually disappeared, and Wang Xiaotie found himself sitting on a dilapidated raft, surrounded by seawater, as far as the eye could see.

"I'm rubbing! The sea again? Is Lao Tzu on the same as the sea? Can you change some interesting places to play? Nima's! Lao Tzu hates sea water! ”

It was a large raft, worn, but with sails on it, and a strange one that looked like all plastic pipes was still attached to it.

Wang Xiaotie patrolled left and right, the surrounding sea was very calm, there were no waves, but he couldn't see any islands and land, he seemed to be floating in the middle of the vast sea, not knowing where he came from and where he was going.

"What the hell is this place? Why do you come up and put yourself on the raft? How does this Nima survive? There wasn't even a coconut tree on the raft! ”

Wang Xiaotie is really a little speechless now, no matter how the location changes before, at least it is on land, only on land will there be plants, and he can use his knowledge to find important materials that can survive.

If he were on the vast sea, most of the survival knowledge that Wang Xiaotie had learned would be useless, in other words, he was now at a loss for his situation.