【Chapter 17】There is a code in the eyes, but there is no code in the heart
Laura limped back to the camp from the beach with the clothes she had washed for Wang Xiaotie, and carefully set up the fence of the camp. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info and then came to Wang Xiaotie's side.
"Wang, are you angry?" After a while, Laura bit her lip and asked.
Wang Xiaotie, who was patiently roasting sweet potatoes, turned his head in surprise, looked at this strange-looking woman, and asked puzzledly, "Angry?" What are you angry about? ”
"Just now, I~ I was scared by your muddy appearance, that's why I was like that, right~ I'm sorry!" Laura plucked up her courage and apologized to Wang Xiaotie.
No wonder Laura, who has always been docile, let out that kind of exclamation as if she was being insulted, it turned out to be her own fault! "It's okay! It's all my lack of attention, it's not your fault! Come, this sweet potato is for you, and I'll roast the next one! As the saying goes, knowing mistakes can improve a lot, seeing Laura's so cute appearance, Wang Xiaotie was in a good mood instantly, as if the dream of hugging left and right was one step closer again.
Facing Laura's big eyes full of emotion, Wang Xiaotie impatiently launched a wave of emotional offensive, and said in her ear, both small and gentle, "Eat slowly!" Be careful of burning your mouth, then I'll be distressed! After saying that, I had a feeling of nausea in my heart. Isn't Lao Tzu a little too shameless?
"King! Where's my sweet potato? Just when Wang Xiaotie looked at Laura's blushing face with pride, another snow-white and resilient hand reached out in front of him. Wang Xiaotie fixed his eyes and saw that Cheng Biting Jin, who came out halfway, was actually a female man, Nancy Windsor.
I don't know why, as soon as Wang Xiaotie saw Nancy Windsor, he would inexplicably think of the mysterious area wrapped in a small blue cloth, and then his little brother immediately looked a little nervous. Although Nancy Windsor has already dressed at this moment, in Wang Xiaotie's eyes, these are not obstacles, and she can be a super otaku with yards (mosaics) in her eyes and uncensored in her heart, even if Nancy Windsor is now wearing Iron Man's clothes, she can't stop being seen through by herself.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to roast it for you? Laura is injured, she should be given first! Wang Xiaotie immediately skillfully picked up a washed sweet potato from the ground, inserted it on a wooden stick, and began to roast it.
As for the men's food, it was ruthlessly thrown into the fire by Wang Xiaotie, and after it was cooked, it was pulled out with a stick, and the skin was peeled off and eaten. Women's food is naturally not so shoddy, in order to show his manly demeanor, each one is baked by Wang Xiaotie himself, relying on the temperature of the flame to gradually bake, even the skin is not half a paste color, you can directly put it in your mouth and chew without peeling it.
This kind of vastly different treatment is estimated to make every man present jealous, and every woman is grateful. This is a typical contradictory differentiation, Wang Xiaotie's purpose is to invisibly make these old men and girls have an artificial sense of distance. This is definitely not afraid that this group of foreign men will come to rob women with them! Wang Xiaotie pointed to the sweet potato that was about to be roasted and swore that it was definitely not!
The old man in his head, since that day was quiet, there has been no sound, Wang Xiaotie concluded in his heart that this old guy must have returned to the west with his life, and it is estimated that he has returned to the legendary heavenly realm to find his master God of Food to complain!
Now I am also very satisfied, not only out of my once monotonous life, but also can use the knowledge I have learned over the years in practice, not only the knowledge of survival, but also what is the thirty-three style of pickling girls, the ultimate routine of flirting, the one hundred and eight rules of flirting with girls, and so on. It is estimated that these are compulsory courses for those who do not have female ticket dicks.
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In the shell was the seawater that Wang Xiaotie asked everyone to take from the sea, which was boiling on the bonfire at this time. No one understood what Wang Xiaotie was doing, and Wang Xiaotie didn't want to explain it to them. Living by the sea, eating food that doesn't taste like bullshit, that's stupid behavior, sea salt, you can see it everywhere on the beach. For the sake of health, it does not require much skill to refine it yourself with fire, the sea water is boiled dry, and the rest is naturally salt.
Foreigners have never been keen on salt in stir-frying, and in their eyes, all kinds of jams, salads, creams, etc. can completely replace the existence of salt. Wang Xiaotie thinks that it is all pretending to bi, in the final analysis, there is also salt in it, just like bread and steamed bread are essentially wheat, there is no difference!
Tonight was Wang Xiaotie's first night watch, and the others returned to the camp to sleep. This is the 3rd day that I have come to this game.,No fear.,No hesitation.,Every day seems to be full of motivation.,Compared to the previous otaku days.,I seem to like the world a little more.。
"It's good to live like this! It's a pity that there are no instant noodles! This is the biggest regret in life! Wang Xiaotie added some firewood, and then said a heartfelt sigh.
Less than 12 o'clock, Brent Parker came to Wang Xiaotie's side to take over, for this person, Wang Xiaotie is actually very appreciative, although it was a bit of a holiday at the beginning, but this person has been performing very well since then, sometimes more obedient than anyone else, every work is very serious in completion. Wang Xiaotie felt that he was learning from the experience of survival, but after 30 days of living, he didn't know if he could meet, and he didn't hide the survival knowledge he knew.
He patted Brent Parker on the shoulder and threw his shirt in his hand, "It's colder at night!" Wang Xiaotie turned around and returned to the camp.
Although the camp is shared by men and women, the two large logs in the middle that serve as pillows form a boundary between men and women. The man was on the north side, his feet facing the direction of the jungle. The woman is on the south side, with her feet facing the sea.
In addition, Wang Xiaotie was speechless that he should have no bed in the woman, and was occupied by the woman named Akalina and Laura, especially Akalina's sleeping appearance, which was miserable, if it weren't for the limited distance, Wang Xiaotie doubted that she would come sideways.
As for the head-to-head man, because Brent Parker got up to keep vigil, there was a vacant seat, but Wang Xiaotie instantly denied it! No way! You can't go over if you kill Lao Tzu, there is a saying that it's easy to go over, but it's hard to come back! Lao Tzu estimated that he compromised tonight, and next time he wanted to sleep in the women's pile, it would be difficult!
After thinking about it, Wang Xiaotie was lying on the far left of the girl, where was Nancy Windsor's location, and further to the left was the wooden fence of the camp, only 20 centimeters in the middle. Fortunately, I was relatively slim, so I squeezed it a little and lay down on my side.
Nancy Windsor, who was asleep, seemed to notice the abnormality behind her, moved reluctantly, then turned her head and half-opened her eyes to look, and found that it was Wang Xiaotie, who didn't pay much attention to it and fell asleep again.
But Wang Xiaotie was frightened half to death by Nancy Windsor's half-asleep eyes, and his body was cold in an instant.