Well?

Teacher Fang called me?

Suddenly, Lin Ye's heart was excited.

After all, Fang Yuxue was talking on the phone so loudly just now, it was impossible for Lin Ye not to hear it.

has read so many online novels, Lin Ye has really seen too many such bloody routines.

Obviously, Mr. Fang was forced by his family to go on a blind date, or even the political marriage of the legendary family......

In the three-tenths of a second that he turned around, Lin Ye used his imagination to the fullest, and couldn't help but say excitedly: "I didn't run!" Teacher Fang called me back now, definitely to ask me to pretend to be her boyfriend and talk to her mother on the phone......"

Lin Ye felt that thinking with his ass was definitely this bloody routine.

"Teacher Fang, what's wrong? Anything else? ”

However, Lin Ye also deliberately pretended to be a "stupid white sweet", walked back to the house very simply, and asked as if he didn't know anything.

"Lin Ye, you do the teacher a favor."

Fang Yuxue covered the microphone of her mobile phone and said quickly, "Can I say a few words to my mother on the phone?" ”

"Absolutely, no problem. Teacher Fang, don't worry...... I will use a mature voice to pretend to be your boyfriend, and I will never let my aunt hear the flaws. ”

Lin Ye was immediately happy, and the secret path was really everything under his control!

However, Fang Yuxue was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "You fart child!" What are you thinking? How old are you! Still want to pretend to be my boyfriend? Don't be smart. The teacher asked you to tell my mom that your dad is going down to drive, and the teacher is in a relationship with your dad now, you know? ”

"Huh?"

Suddenly, Lin Ye was stunned.

This...... Nima doesn't play cards according to the routine at all!

Okay, what about pretending to be the teacher's boyfriend?

How did he become the son of a pretending teacher's boyfriend?

It seems that Mr. Fang's routine is deep, this female driver started the car, and the turn was called a big one, and that one was called a hurry!

"Did you hear that? You know what to say in a moment, right? ”

After Fang Yuxue finished telling Lin Ye, she picked up her phone again and said to her mother, "Mom! You wait a little longer......"

"What are you waiting for? Want to lie to me? When did you get a boyfriend? How did I not know? Don't lie to me anymore! Yuxue! He said on the other end of the phone with a sigh of breath.

Fang Yuxue fought back: "It's not!" My boyfriend just got downstairs to drive, but his son is with me, don't you believe it? I asked his son to say a few words to you......"

"What? Son? He...... Does he have a son? ”

When Fang's mother heard this, she was even more angry.

And Fang Yuxue immediately gave the mobile phone to Lin Ye, and told Lin Ye with her eyes that she must not say the wrong thing,

But Lin Ye felt bored, the highlight of the "boyfriend" that had been rehearsed several times in his heart has now become a "children's play", this gap is a bit too big!

However, the teacher still has to help after all.

Therefore, Lin Ye took the mobile phone and tried to make a childish voice and shouted, "Auntie! Oh...... No! It's grandma......"

"What grandmother? Gremlin! What are you calling nonsense? ”

Fang's mother on the other end of the phone was even more furious by Lin Ye's "grandmother".

"Teacher Fang fell in love with my father, and may be my stepmother in the future. You are Teacher Fang's mother, of course I will call you grandma. My dad taught me to be polite to my elders. Lin Ye said seriously.

"You...... Are you a student of Yuxue? Yuxue is in a relationship with your dad? This...... How is this possible? How could Yuxue fall in love with a divorced man? Fang Mu went crazy and shouted in a sharp voice.

"No, no, no...... Grandma, you misunderstood. My dad and my mom haven't divorced yet! ”

Following Fang Yuxue's instructions, Lin Ye said with added vinegar.

"What? What a wickedness! Your parents are not divorced? Then your dad still dares to fall in love with Yuxue? "Mother Fang, this is really going crazy.

"That's right! My parents have no feelings, and divorce is a matter of time. Moreover, Teacher Fang is so beautiful and gentle, I am also ...... I also like her very much and hope she will be my stepmother. ”

When he said this, Lin Ye actually felt a lot of guilt in his heart, and of course, there was a little bit of disgust.

"What's going on? Gremlin! You give your phone to Yuxue immediately, I want to ask clearly. ”

Fang Mu was completely collapsed now.

Lin Ye snickered, and then returned the phone to Fang Yuxue.

"Yuxue! Hurry up and give me an explanation! What the hell is going on? How did you end up with the parents of your students? It's still a family. Fang's mother immediately asked.

Fang Yuxue said indifferently: "I like it!" It doesn't matter if he has a wife or children! ”

"You...... Don't you know it's a third party stepping in? Your dad wants to introduce so many serious young talents to you, you don't want it! To be a junior? Fang Mu shouted.

"Don't mention the man. Mom, aren't you also going to meddle in other people's families? Maybe it's genetic! I just like men with wives and children, can't I? I also want to be like you, to be a little one for others, how nice! Haven't you been like this all these years? Nothing bad! ”

Fang Yuxue was crying and laughing as she spoke.

This sentence was shouted, which made Lin Ye feel distressed when he watched from the side.

"Teacher Fang......"

Although Lin Ye's head is not so bright sometimes, and his IQ and EQ are often not online, he is not stupid!

From Fang Yuxue's words, she can be regarded as having a general understanding of the basic situation of her family.

knew that Fang Yuxue should have a rich father, but her mother was a junior and had no name. Therefore, Fang Yuxue hated the third party, hated her father's irresponsibility, and hated her mother's self-love and submission......

Therefore, the words just said were actually deliberately angry with her mother, wanting her to feel this feeling well.

"That's it! Mom, I don't care what you think. Anyway, I learned from you! Let's not talk about it, I'm going back with my boyfriend......"

snapped, hung up the phone, and slapped it on the table, but Fang Yuxue couldn't help but lie on the table to hide her face and sob.

"Teacher Fang......"

Seeing Fang Yuxue so sad and sad, Lin Ye was also at a loss, when he encountered this kind of thing, he really didn't know how to comfort Fang Yuxue, so he could only stand aside and let Fang Yuxue calm down first.

On the contrary, it was the little milk cat who had been playing on the sofa, and when she saw Fang Yuxue crying, she instantly ran over.

"Meow! Meow ...... Yuxue's mother, don't cry! Meow ...... Meow ......"

Although the little milk cat Dudu couldn't understand what was going on, but now it really regarded Fang Yuxue as its mother, seeing her so sad, she jumped on the table, leaned on Fang Yuxue's face, and gently licked the tears on Fang Yuxue's cheeks with its scarlet tongue.

"Toot ......"

Fang Yuxue raised her head and looked at the cute Dudu, "Isn't Mom very useless?" No matter how hard you try, some people and some things just can't be changed. ”

"Meow! Meow ......"

Dudu didn't understand what Fang Yuxue was saying, she just blindly licked her tears, and her two big eyes stared at Fang Yuxue like this.

"Teacher Fang, you ...... Don't be sad. It's not too early, so get some rest! Don't cry anymore, or tomorrow your eyes will be swollen, and if they are swollen, they won't look good......"

Lin Ye didn't know how to comfort Fang Yuxue, so he could only let her rest early.

At the same time, it was really not early, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening, and he really wanted to go home, so he said goodbye again: "I'll go back first." ”

However, as soon as Lin Ye turned around, Fang Yuxue suddenly stood up from the chair and said to Lin Ye, "Don't go!" Lin Ye, can you stay and have some wine with the teacher? ”

"Huh? Drink? ”

Lin Ye was stunned, how could Teacher Fang make such a request?

"Hmmm! The teacher felt very uncomfortable in his heart, and it was too boring to drink alone. Can you stay with me? ”

Looking at Fang Yuxue's pitiful pleading, Lin Ye really couldn't bear to refuse, he knew that Fang Yuxue really needed someone to accompany her now.

"Alright! Teacher Fang, that ...... Shall I go down and buy two beers first? Lin Ye sighed and said.

Fang Yuxue waved her hand, pointed to the refrigerator and said, "No!" I have it in the fridge, enough for both of us. Lin Ye, you go and get ten cans out first! ”

Beer in the fridge?

Lin Ye opened the refrigerator and was immediately stunned, only to see that the refrigerator was almost full of beer cans. That's when he remembered that when he was putting the litter box upstairs, he saw a corner full of green empty beer cans.

At that time, Lin Ye didn't think much about it, and thought that Teacher Fang used it to make some canned artworks, but now it seems that she probably drank them.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

The beautiful teacher of her own homeroom turned out to be an alcoholic?

This is a shocking discovery!

"Bring me the wine! Lin Ye, what are you still doing there? ”

Fang Yuxue, who wanted to borrow wine to kill her sorrows, couldn't wait, so she walked over, stretched out her hand to bypass Lin Ye, took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, and opened it skillfully.

Sneer......

As soon as she opened it, Fang Yuxue raised her head and poured it into her mouth.

Grunt!

"It's so cool!"

Fang Yuxue looked at Lin Ye, who was a little dumbfounded, and laughed, "What? Haven't seen a teacher drink? What are you doing stunned? Life must be full of joy, come to ...... Lin Ye, let's cheers! ”

"Huh? Dry...... Cheers! ”

Lin Ye, who was incompetent, was forced to open a can of wine as well, and followed Fang Yuxue's example, and poured it with his head up.

Zizi ......

The cold beer, that kind of stimulation, gurgling, a can of stomach, also immediately activated all of Lin Ye's senses.

When the cold beer was in his stomach, an incomparable refreshing sensation rushed up from his stomach, the effect of alcohol began to slowly penetrate into the blood, and his vision was covered with a layer of haze, this subtle feeling actually made Lin Ye feel very happy......