The scene was silent again.

A few years later, a book called "Sage: From Kidnapper to Hostage" became an instant hit, and the same format surpassed that year's "Java: From Beginner to Ground".

At that time, the author of the book asked the then director of the Oriental Bureau, "What was your mood at that time?" ”

"I'm not in the mood, my heart exploded in the first round at that time, and then I recovered for a while, but my police officers stopped being surprised one by one, and their mouths grew big."

It's not just very big, this god-like unfolding made the audience silent, the live broadcast was full of 666, and Lin Xuan's post bar exploded instantly.

And Lin Xuan's voice came, "Calm down, I don't mean to kill you, I don't think Xiao Lan should be allowed to see blood." ”

"Help!" If Dongfang Chu is heart is blown up, the kidnapper is brain blown up, where can he hear these words, turn his head and run.

"Don't run, forget it, if you really want to go, go away." Lin Xuan took the space lock away after thinking about it, and the robbers hurriedly ran out, and the appearance of the rest of their lives after the robbery made many people not know what to say.

You're a kidnapper! You know!

"Alright, put on the car and go back to the bureau." Dongfang Chu pressed the kidnappers back, and the kidnappers struggled again at this time, "Ah! I don't want to go into the police station! ”

"If you make trouble again, I'll send you to Lin Xuan." Dongfang Chu scared him, which really frightened him, and the kidnapper was pitiful, and finally nodded slowly.

"But I'm really wronged......" The kidnapper looked so pitiful, which moved Dongfang Chu's compassion, "Okay, go back and talk to me well, I won't kill a good person by mistake, although you who wield a butcher's knife at the saint can no longer be considered a good person." ”

"Mmmm, just be a human being!" The kidnapper nodded hurriedly and was put on the police, and the officer next to him asked if he wanted to comfort the hostages.

"Do you think the hostages need comfort? They all scared his captors like this. Dongfang Chu said angrily.

"It's not...... Just now, a brother in the bureau said that the ransom just now was full of food, and the saint probably didn't have any drinks, and asked us if we wanted to buy something and send it over. The officer said.

Dongfang Chu: "......"

"But speaking of which, it seems that your dog is also being taken hostage, do you want to send some ransom money to get it out?" The officer asked again.

Dongfang Chu: "......"

"Director, don't be speechless, make some expressions! Did you break your face just now, and you were paralyzed like Do Minjun? The officer asked.

Dongfang Chu:"=_="

"My face is okay...... Howling is not my dog...... Also, the kidnappers are all in the car, and they have to pay a ransom, let's go! ”

Then he yelled inside, "Xiaotian, go!" ”

Xiao Tian, who heard this sentence over there, suddenly came out of the diving state, "Senior Lin, Old Dongfang called me." ”

"Goodbye." Lin Xuan beckoned to the puppy, and the puppy immediately nodded, said goodbye to Pippi Shrimp, and ran away.

"What were you talking about?" Xia Lan was a little curious, what tricks could a dog and a shrimp that they had just met?

Peppa Pig?

"Talk about gossip." Pippi Shrimp said.

"Gossip? Which star's. Lin Xuan asked.

"Yours, master." Pi Phi Shrimp said, which made Lin Xuan almost squirt, what the hell, I'm a star?

"Xiaotian told me, master, you are now the most popular in the world, and you are an existence one level higher than celebrities - celebrities. After all, you are not only the best, but you have also saved the earth, and you are close to the people, how wonderful. Pippi Shrimp said.

I? Celebrity?

This title made Lin Xuan in a daze, you said that I am a salted fish, how can I become a celebrity?

"Indeed, it's normal for my brother to be famous." Xia Lan suddenly remembered the ranking of the best Taoist companions in the heart of the female cultivator.

"It's a celebrity, not a celebrity, the latter is to brush the network IP traffic, and the former can put a horizontal bar behind what he says, and then write his own name." Pippi Shrimp emphasized.

Like what.

"Invincible Leisure" is so good.

- Albert Einstein.

"Invincible Leisure" is a new trend in online literature, which is worthy of recognition.

- Lu Xun.

In "Invincible Leisure", all the battles of the protagonist Dongfang Chu are completely in line with the laws of science, especially in terms of gravity.

- Newton.

I can testify that these celebrities did say that.

- Sugar Taizong.

I'm just a 10,000-year-old salted fish passing by.

- Lin Xuan.

What are you busy with, isn't it good to cultivate a yarn and sleep well every day?

- Lin Xuan.

Oh? The game is not fun or not good, so why do you want to do your homework?

- Sage Lin Xuan.

Thinking of this, several people began to be embarrassed, especially Xia Lan, who had just gone to school recently, and knew that many schools liked to hang a sign, first the avatar of a celebrity, then write a celebrity's quote, and then click a horizontal bar.

The school leaders felt that this could make students angry and feel the ways of celebrities, but the result was useless, and the only value was to make students play these words into memes.

So what should Lin Xuan do? The photo is a salted fish suit Lin Xuan, and then the famous quote is "Raw fish are worried, dead fish are happy"?

It's scary to think about.

"Great, what I'm saying now is all famous quotes, and it's still very authoritative." Lin Xuan touched his chin, and his eyes began to drift.

This earth-breaking pill, sooner or later the universe is also a pill!

Xia Lan thought so.

"Okay, Xiaolan, don't think about it so much, hurry up and finish eating, you should like this fire monkey very much." Lin Xuan asked.

"Yes...... Dude, you know that very well. Xia Lan nodded.

"Of course, now I know you very well, even how many hairs you have." Lin Xuan replied casually, which made Xia Lan have a small pimple all over her body, and she subconsciously hugged her chest.

This answer is a bit terrifying, too, the saint's divine sense is incomparable, and his clothes can't be blocked at all, and he can't check it, could it be that my brother has already read my whole body?

Thinking of this, Xia Lan blushed directly, her legs intertwined, slightly wet, which made Lin Xuan very strange.

The next conversation was all brought up by Lin Xuan on his own initiative, Xia Lan responded passively, and after eating a meal, Lin Xuan proposed that it would be correct to go back to sleep first after making trouble for a long time during the day.

Well, that's the normal state of my brother. Xia Lan readily agreed, and as for Pipi Shrimp, she was taken away by the white cat as soon as she arrived home.

It has to train the little brother well.

Xia Lan and Lin Xuan entered each other's room, Xia Lan just collapsed on the bed and thought nonsense, Lin Xuan's words are still in her aftertaste.

But why don't you come and sleep with me?

With this thought in mind, Xia Lan fell asleep very quickly.

I can feel myself dreaming, it's a strange feeling...... What a clear feeling, huh? It's a little wet.

Wait, there's a hand touching me! It's my brother!

……

Everyone knows a common sense, the starting point of the author dirty turnip, aka: constantly chapter uncomfortable sky.