Chapter 1022: The Most Sassy Love Letter in History

", cute-big-is out!"

"It's white, it's smooth, it's tender, it's elastic, it's creamy."

"I'm not going to say anything, I'm going to be a salted fish that only shouts 666."

"Ever since I saw the plump round sexy ass of the sassy pig, I want to ask you a word: what brand is your pink ***!"

……

The entire live broadcast room became agitated, and God couldn't hold it back.

"Okay, let's not talk too much, let's get down to business and start commentating the game." Brother B coughed softly, and he had already seen the director below make a gesture to wipe his neck.

Sao pig tidied up his clothes and pretended to be a (sao) book (gas) positive (side) meridian (leakage). "Today's opening game is very interesting, Brother B, which team do you like the most?"

"Of course it's Team Honor, hehehe." Brother B showed a very obscene look.

Sao Pig's tone changed, "I know, you like the anger of the Glory team, don't you?" I heard that you also wrote him a very sassy love letter, is there such a thing? ”

"Hey, hey, my sexuality is normal."

"What about love letters?"

"What love letters? How did I not know? ”

"I'll read you a paragraph about whether you wrote it or not."

"Read it, I didn't write it anyway." Brother B became serious (sullen) at this time. "The big guy has to testify for me, if I don't write a love letter to a god who is angry, I want to find a lawyer and sue the pig guy for slander! At least compensate me 10,000 yuan for mental damages. ”

"Ah, the All-Star Game, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of waves, attracting countless gods to sell festival exercises! Look at the anger becomes a god, and the waves fly; The whole audience was in turmoil. God-level positioning, crazy output, and desire to be coquettish with God. It must be daytime, look at the chrysanthemums, and pout the buttocks.

The great god is so coquettish, leading countless opponents to bend their waists. Pity the mad god of war, the equipment is not good; The god king spear god, slightly less coquettish. The Asian goddess, Park Nini Sakura, is a little floating when she sends a blood angrily. Go all the way, look at the crazy demon of slaughtering sisters, the gods are the most sassy! ”

When Sao Pig read this poem out, Brother B and his friends were stunned.

That's right! This poem was written by Brother B.

"I wrote this poem after the All-Star break, but that doesn't mean it's a love letter to a god of anger. Sao Pig, if you don't explain this matter clearly, believe it or not, I'll find 108 Liangshan Dahan to go to your house in the middle of the night. ”

"Don't admit it yet, where did you say you sent this poem?"

"The post on the official website forum,I didn't open a separate post.,Sao pig, you actually learned to dig grave posts.,You can find it.。

"Your post was posted under Team Honor's support post, which is where fans write love letter posts. You're coquettish there, and you're definitely a little bit interested in the angry chrysanthemum, though I know you're only three centimeters hard. ”

Before the pig finished speaking, Brother B had already grabbed the fat of the pig with a black tiger, "Director, drag this pig out, I heard that the price of pork has risen." ”

……

There was a commotion in the live broadcast room of the official website, and the glory team and the AG team were left on the stage, and the players of the other teams entered the rest and watch seats.

The Glory team led by Ye Xiaofei entered the fire team's competition room, and the team was in the ice team's competition position, and the players of both teams sat on chairs and began to adjust the game settings.

The Glory team sent out the strongest lineup today: Glory God Slaughter, Glory Ice Rain, Glory Dawn, Glory Baby, Glory Xuexue, Substitutes: Glory Yuanyuan, Glory Liangliang, Coach: Glory Xiangxiang.

The AG team also sent the strongest camp: AG Emperor, AG Maniac, AG Beastmaster, AG Elf, AG Cat Lady, substitutes: AG Tiger, AG Earth Dog, Coach: AG Silver Fox.

Due to the last time AG Hao brother swiped tickets at the All-Star Game, he was officially banned by the game forever, which is really sad to think about. It cost a lot of money to swipe a half-day ticket, not to mention, even his dad was expelled from the E-sports Association, what a cheating guy.

However, there are even more cheats, originally the AG team wanted to take a little back door or something from him, but now it's good, even his dad is served in a pot, and it cost a lot of tickets in vain. Due to Brother Hao's ban, AG Club can only recruit one more player temporarily, which has a very big impact on the entire team.

The two sides began to tune up the machine, and the first game was a random team mode match. The second was an individual ring match.

Originally, the game officially wanted to join the BO3 format of the chicken mode, but due to the many loopholes in that mode, it was finally temporarily canceled by the official.

In the BO3 mode of the semi-finals and finals, if two teams play the third game, two substitutes will be sent to form a 2v2 competitive match. This is a great test of the team's substitutions, as well as the tactical use, which greatly increases the uncertainty factor.

The game helmet adjustment time is up, and the random match map is matching.

Bite! Random match map success, Dragon Nest, please be ready for battle.

The light flashed, and the entire scene of the bird's nest changed in an instant, and the sky seemed to lose its color.

When everyone opened their eyes again, they saw themselves in a canyon.

The sky overhead was foggy and the clouds were low. The black valley was littered with blue crystals and the skeleton of dragons. The jungle formed by giant mushrooms looks like you've been in another world. The mushrooms were as small as one meter tall and as tall as five or six meters high, densely packed with colored spots.

Ye Xiaofei only arrived in the Dragon Valley last night, and he only came out after turning around, and he knew that studying the map inside would at least give the team an advantage in terms of position.

"How?"

The four of them all looked at Ye Xiaofei, he is currently the core of the team, and Wang Shiyu, the captain, has to listen to his command. Sometimes Wang Shiyu thinks that if this captain lets Ye Xiaofei be the captain, he is really tired in this position.

When he saw those mushrooms, there seemed to be a flash of light in Ye Xiaofei's eyes, and he thought of the Dragon Valley strategy that someone had written before.

The deadliest thing in Dragon Valley is not those wandering dragon souls, nor the super bosses, but those mushrooms.

When the mushrooms are attacked or touched, they drop a lot of poisonous powder. As soon as the player touches the powder, they will enter a state of chaos poison for 5 seconds.

Poisoning is not terrible, at most a little blood is lost. But in a chaotic state, all operations become reversed, and that's the most disgusting.

Now Team Glory and Team AG are at both ends of Dragon Nest, and the middle is full of dense mushrooms, and as long as the two sides fight, they will definitely touch those mushrooms. The range of poison powder for each mushroom is 30 meters, which is terrifying to think about.

"Don't act rashly, just stay here." Ye Xiaofei suddenly had an idea and summoned Lilian out.

"What are you going to do?" Even Wang Shiyu seems to have guessed something terrifying.

This guy is obviously going to make trouble......

(End of chapter)