The middle-aged man was nailed to the spot by Yuwen Hidece and Mr. Kato, and the whole person was petrified. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The saddest thing in the world is to pretend to be funny......

"Isn't it......?" Seeing the other party's reaction, Yuwen Xiuce also realized that he recognized the wrong person, and in the face of this painful situation, Xiuce felt very sad, and instantly felt that he would not love anymore......

"I am Patriarch Bodhi." The middle-aged man recovered from the petrification and deliberately said calmly.

Yuwen Xiuce was disheartened and didn't bother to deal with him at all.

"It's Patriarch Bodhi!" The middle-aged man not only strengthened his tone, but also began to sell cute ......

I can't bear it! Yuwen Xiuce got up and shouted angrily, "Just say it once, just say it once, make a name and talk about your dementia twice!" ”

Patriarch Bodhi petrified again......

Or maybe Xiu Ce's reaction was too terrifying, causing the NPC to not be able to reply......

"Xiu Ce, ......," Patriarch Bodhi called kindly.

"What!" As soon as he thought of missing out on Fuji Yingzhi, Yuwen Xiuce didn't have a good face.

"Well, you're doing well today......" Patriarch Bodhi adjusted his words very carefully.

Yuwen Xiuce glanced at him, "If there is a vine eagle finger, it can be even better!" ”

"Uh-huh......", Patriarch Bodhi coughed twice in embarrassment and changed the subject, "There is actually a poignant love story here......"

"I don't want to hear about the you did when you were younger!" Yuwen Xiuce decisively interrupted the other party before the Bodhi Patriarch could speak.

Patriarch Bodhi petrified again......

After a long time, the Bodhi Patriarch, who had regained his language ability, asked, "Xiuce, how do you know that this is a story about my youth......

Xiu Ce snorted coldly, "There are only two situations for an elderly person like you to tell a story, one is to pretend to be invincible when you are young, and the other is to force the other party to say that the other party is in love with her own fake love story even though she was dumped by others!" ”

Patriarch Bodhi petrified more thoroughly this time......

Hmph, is it right? A guy who only uses petrification to escape.

Xiuce glanced disdainfully at the Bodhi Patriarch, who had not been restored for a long time, and began to find a way to leave.

"Hee-hee~The official is so powerful~~" The figure of the female NPC before suddenly appeared in the room, but when you look closely, it seems to be looming, as if it is slightly transparent.

"What are you doing running back, you ghost?" Xiuce asked casually.

"I can't bear to be an official~~" The woman said shyly.

"Don't come to this set", Xiu Ce didn't look back, and continued to look for the exit of the room, "If you have something to talk about, get out of here." ”

"Alas......" seemed to think of something, and the woman sighed faintly, "I owe him a lot, and after today, it seems that I owe even more......"

"Cut, feelings are not buying meat, where is the fair scale?" Yuwen Xiuce said and glanced at the Bodhi Patriarch, "Like this kind of ** silk, if you let him look at you, it will be his blessing, you ask him if he is willing to look at you more, even if the price is to be an enemy of the heavenly realm." ”

"Yes!" Patriarch Bodhi woke up very accurately.

"Nerd...... the woman sighed, turning her head.

It seems that the words are true, and the Bodhi Ancestor really stands motionless like a nerd.

No wonder you're still beating a bachelor for thousands of years, you're so stupid!

Yuwen Xiuce stepped forward and gave the transformed idiot Bodhi Patriarch a flying kick, "What's the matter!" When a woman doesn't speak, she lets a man ...... Well, kiss her! ”

Patriarch Bodhi hesitated a little and said, "She just said that she was ...... idiot."

You deserve to be a bachelor for the rest of your life! Yuwen Xiuce kicked the Bodhi Patriarch in front of the woman again.

"Those actions that are inappropriate for children just now, you do what I did twice...... No, ten times! Xiu Ce thought for a moment and added, "Although she is a soul, with your cultivation, not to mention the kind of illusion she did to me just now, you can't do it!" ”

"That's not right! It has to be 10,000 times more powerful and real than just now! Yuwen Xiuce made a finished gesture, "It's up to you next, release the virgin power you have accumulated for thousands of years!" Also, send me out before that! ”

"It's billions of years!" Patriarch Bodhi corrected, but this sentence is really full of grooves.

The scene changed, and Yuwen Xiuce appeared at the familiar gate of Fangcun Mountain. I sorted out the package casually, and just as I was about to continue the task of brushing the master's door, a familiar voice came from my ears, "There are some objects I used when I was young under the big tree in the left courtyard of the inner hall, so I will give them to you as a token of gratitude." ”

Cut, at this time, you actually have time to pay attention to me, you really deserve to be a single! As for the remuneration, you won't let the master eat to death in the future, so you can't help but ask the master for help, and you're afraid that there will be no pay?

Yuwen Xiuce smiled slightly, switched out of the game screen, and after dozens of encryptions, he logged in to a special chat software made by himself. In fact, it is said that it is specially made, but it is just a common chat software to make its security kernel, which can be guaranteed to be as private as possible with the assistance of multiple encryption.

Opening the conversation window for one of the people in the communication list, Xiu Ce quickly typed.

Yuwen Xiuce: Plan in advance, get ready!

Zhang Xianchao: Understood!

After all kinds of tedious operations just to send out this short message, Yuwen Xiuce closed the previously opened programs one by one, gently leaned on the back of the chair, looked up at the bedroom ceiling decorated like a starry sky version, and calmly sorted out his thoughts.

The rapid appearance of highly intelligent NPCs means that the plan was unexpectedly opened in advance, although there was also a response plan for the trial during the closed beta of the Imperial Game Headquarters, but the preparation time was shortened a little. In fact, this has no effect on Xiuce, who has taken root step by step, but someone's perfectionist fetish has an attack, and he feels a little uncomfortable.

The highly intelligent NPC is just the tip of the iceberg of this game, otherwise how can it be worth my far-reaching layout and good intentions?

"Tsk, suddenly excited and looking forward to it~" Yuwen Xiuce shook his head freely and went to do the task.

The task of the division has changed very dramatically - finally there is no need to catch monkeys anymore......

Thinking of this, Xiuce burst into tears, the task of the demon monkey will not continue to be released, and it is not because this cause and effect has fallen on me! You can't complain about the government at all, and if you're not happy, you won't serve, and the mission will fail.

Next, Yuwen Xiuce easily did countless division tasks. Of course, this ease is only for some financiers who are not short of money......

After no need to catch the monkey, Xiuce's tasks were all in the same mode - "The division lacks resources, and there is an urgent shortage of one recently, so I will find it for the teacher quickly!" ”

Although some items can be obtained by purchasing them from players who set up stalls, as the only level 50 player on the bright side, there are very few things corresponding to level 50 in the world, and ordinary players may be killed by life...... You must know that if you cancel a task, you will deduct 10 times the sect contribution!

If you don't do the task, pick and choose, it's strange to be treated......

(PS: Today's first update, please continue to support!) Anyway, did no one really try to tip 888 yesterday? I said it with a good heart...... ）