36. Old man: You dare to rob the young man with the old man (Form 1)
At this time, one of the fools also seemed to find that the situation was not quite right, so he turned his head and asked: "Big brother seems to have an idea, let's let them go first." ”
The "big brother" pretended to be calm: "Don't be afraid, they are just bluffing, I have seen how people in the world can be frightened by them, you see that guy has no meat on his body, he will definitely fall down as soon as he pushes it, we will take him down first and then threaten them to pay the ransom." "Big brother" pointed to the boy who was warming up with a muscular stone thrown on a one-man stone.
The "little brother" looked at the young man who could clip himself to death with his muscles alone, and a ridiculous thought rose in his heart: "Such a fierce man is just weak in the eyes of the eldest brother, the eldest brother must be even more powerful, the eldest brother is really a person who has seen the world, I really didn't follow the wrong person, I must follow in the footsteps of the eldest brother and become the most powerful robber leader in the world - the dog's leg." "Well, both of these guys are hopeless.
"Do it!" With the order of the "big brother", the robber brother rushed towards the muscular boy who was exercising, and then was slapped in the face by the "weak" boy unintentionally, fortunately, he retracted his strength at the last moment, otherwise there would be one more headless horseman in the world (and not), the trainee dog who was beaten touched the beaten place suspiciously, and then asked the boss for credit: "Boss, look, I didn't hurt at all when I was beaten so far, they really just had a false appearance, The boss is indeed the boss, and his eyes are like torches, and he sees through their bluff at a glance. The boss opened his cross-eyed face and was smug: "Dog, you still have a long way to go if you want to become a qualified robber, first of all, you should have a pair of useful eyes like the boss and me, you know, why are you still stunned to go on again, is it possible that this kind of small scene also needs the boss and me to shoot?"
So the trainee dog's legs began to send the young man who was exercising to death for a moment, and the stone thrown in his hand slipped and fell in front of the trainee dog's legs, and with the violent vibration and dull sound of the stone falling to the ground, the cold sweat of the spy dog's legs came down instantly: "It seems that I can't beat him, and I really still have to be the boss, so let's turn in first......" Then he shouted "Kill!" "Turn around and turn on the charge mode.
Ryoma raised his forehead with one hoof and said: "Alas, it is too much to worry about these two inventories is too much to lose my identity as a BMW luxury car, what if they are so stupid if they are infected." At this time, Han Luo's eyes narrowed, she took a deft step, and stretched out her hand suddenly, and when she spread her hand, more than a dozen crystal-clear needle-like secret weapons that were completely hidden in the air appeared in her hands, and the targets of the hidden weapons were Ryoma and the old man.
"Needle? It seems that there are other things painted, which is really a big deal, and these quantities are the output of Karakuri Gate for five or six years. Han Luo threw the transparent hidden weapon up and down, and an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Since you sent it, what if you don't let me return the gift?" Saying that, he wanted to hit the hidden weapon with his backhand, and then hit an empty shot, Han Luo looked at Ryoma who was chewing the highly poisonous hidden weapon like chewing rock candy with a dull face, and Ryomafan glanced at Han Luo: "What do you see, can't you eat a few pieces of rock candy from you, I am also your uncle, and I don't know how to honor my old man at all!" Look back, I won't give it back to you if I look at it again! Quack, rattle, it's quite crispy, it's gone, I don't believe you see it yourself, ah~" Ryoma opened his empty bloody mouth.
"Eh!!!!" Han Luo let out a cute and suspicious voice, and now her behavior was in line with her appearance, the cardamom girl of the twenty-eight flowers: "Master, that is ......"
The old man was full of apologies: "I'm sorry, this guy can't keep his mouth shut when he sees delicious food, I'll see how much that thing is worth I'll see how I can compensate you, and, Ryoma, this thing is deducted from your salary." "Cut, stingy old man." Ryoma whispered: "I will draw a big cake for people, and I haven't seen a salary until now!" If you eat anything, your wages will be deducted, and I will go to the labor protection department of the Xianmeng to sue you! ”
"Alas, no, it's okay for me, it's not my thing anyway, if you have to compensate, how about accepting me as a disciple?" Han Luo squirmed and said, "However, master, what I'm worried about is not this, I mean that there seems to be a poison on it." ”
The old man smiled and replied: "It's okay, this guy is the least afraid of poison, except for accepting you as a disciple." ”
"Oh, forget it." Han Luo shrugged his shoulders and returned to normal, just when the two of them were gagging, a large group of black-clothed people rushed out of the woods and aimed directly at the group, Mo Yuwen took the lead in the charge, and a huge vague human figure appeared behind him, punching a black-clothed person, shouting while fighting: "The opportunity for internship has arrived, everyone is free, fast and slow, and pay attention to safety, try to keep them alive, ah, grandson dares to use a monkey to steal peaches!" Eat my broken legs! Oops, I'm sorry, I'm not angry, I use too much strength on my feet, it's okay, it's a big deal to be a lonely person in the future. ”
What should have been a serious bloody and cruel siege scene has now been turned into a scene of jokes, and countless assassins have been used as practice to beat around with sandbags.
"Big brother, those are also your little brothers? Their outfits are really professional," the dog leg who rushed back looked at the big brother next to him who looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees with admiration, and looked lonely like a master.
"When, of course, these people are all found by me, I know that you are useless, so I found my little brother in the past to help, how powerful, you must know that I used to have the name of a god operator who has nothing to miss." If it weren't for the fact that his legs were still shaking, I would have almost believed him with such a calm face.
"Big brother, your legs are shaking? Isn't it cold? The trainee asked suspiciously.
"You know a ball, I'm excited, by the way, warm up, I'll run later...... Shot in the past, how can a rookie like you know the fighting style of our masters. "The eldest brother looks lonely, and it is more convincing for the pharmacist not to shake his feet like sifting chaff, and then the trainee dog leg will believe it! Believe! So the fact that these two guys have survived to this day really shows the fraternity of this world.
"Ah, my big stick is already hungry!" Ryoma suddenly roared in a rough voice, and the person stood up, and at some point two maces (well, Ryoma's teeth) appeared in his hands and were put on his hooves: "The thief is leaving, come and fight with Ma Ye and me for five hundred rounds!" Then Long Shun kicked his legs and rushed in a certain direction in an instant, and then a huge uninhabited pit appeared on the ground.
The old man was quite surprised: "Uh, what's wrong with him?" "Although Ryoma sometimes, well, most of the time he doesn't speak in tune, but it's still quite reliable, not like today, he doesn't care about anything and directly turns on his berserk mode, and he has a posture of people blocking and killing Buddhas.
Han Luo thought for a moment, first sniffed her hand, then stretched out her pink little tongue and gently licked the place where she had touched the hidden weapon, a burst of blush from her neck to her cheeks to the root of her ears, as bright as peach blossoms, so beautiful that it was unbelievably beautiful, but it was a pity that no one else saw it except for an old man who would never have trouble, and soon the pink color faded, Han Luo pushed the black-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose that did not actually exist, and said confidently: "Then there is only one truth!" The murderer, phew, Ryoma ate the spring. Medicine! But shouldn't it be spring? Why is this the case? ”
"Oh, I see, then it's fine." The old man replied calmly: "The Ryoma clan chooses a mate by force, so every time they are in heat, they will go to a big fight." ”
"Oh, it's really an ordinary habit, the same as a bull and a lion." Han Luo nodded to indicate that he understood: "How long will that last?" ”
"Oh, it depends on the size of the world." The old man replied as he should.
"Huh?!" Han Luo was stunned.
"Oh, once they are in heat, they can only stop if they become the strongest in the world, and they are a veritable 'in order to reproduce I have to overturn a world and become the strongest in the universe' combat race, but don't worry, they are still very gentle under normal circumstances, and they are generally a good choice for mounts." The old man continued to explain calmly, and Han Luo continued to be confused.