24. Old grandfather small class (one)
Bai plus black, Mo Yuwen and the "girl" Han Luo and the four of them came to this place again, "Xiao Hei, what do you think we will meet this time?" Xiao Bai Ziyu looked at him curiously, "I've said it many times, don't call me Xiao Hei, alas, forget it, go with you." Xiao Hei Zhili replied helplessly: "The strange bird we met last time had to sing to him, and the last time I met a white lion who had to listen to jokes, what will you meet this time?" ”
Thinking of the white lion Mo Yuwen felt very helpless, the lion with long wings and a single horn who called himself "Bai Ze", he and Bai Jiablack were trapped on a rotten wooden plank on an incomparably wide, yellow and choppy river waiting to die, there is an inexplicable power on the river that cannot fly, cannot float, they can only survive by relying on this fast decaying and broken wooden plank, if Mo Yuwen did not leave a heart, it is estimated that he will be directly accompanied by the corpses in the muddy yellow river water.
At this time, a white lion with a single horn and wings flew over as if drunk, and saw the three people who were about to sink in the river, and landed on the rotten wood, which had already been overwhelmed, made a crackling sound that was about to break, and the white lion gloated and looked at the "raft" under the feet of the three people, and deliberately stomped hard: "I, Bai Ze, have lived for so long and it is the first time I have seen someone who wants to cross Miluo without making any other preparations, and it is not easy for you to live so big." ”
The three of them looked at each other and didn't know how to answer, could it be that they were thrown into this world by someone? But who would believe it?
"Do you want to get out of here?" Bai Ze flapped his wings and seemed to be afraid that the "raft" would sink suddenly, and he would take him to the water: "As long as telling me a joke makes me happy, I will take you out of here." ”
The three of them discussed for a while and decided to agree to this suggestion, after all, the scars also exist in the present world after being injured in this strange place last time, and it is likely that the old man directly threw them to another world, although Mo Yuwen came once, but these two times are obviously different from the first one.
"Then you come and listen to this, once upon a time there was a swordsman, his sword was cold, his eyes were cold, his heart was cold, and finally he was dismembered in the desert." Xiao Hei told a joke seriously, and then it was cold and snowing.
"Hey, it's cold, it's next." Bai Ze shuddered.
Xiao Hei frowned: "No, it's funny, then I'll change it." Words ......"
"Stop, if you want to speak again, I'll leave to show you!" Bai Ze immediately stopped Xiao Hei's joke time.
"Then it's my turn, there is a pharmacist who has refined a potion that can make people forget the memory of a period of time, in order to test the effect of the medicine, how to decide to taste it with his own mouth, after opening the medicine bottle, the alchemist asked suspiciously: Well, where is my medicine? Then I saw a cork on the ground. Xiaobai vividly learned the pharmacist's movements and said.
"What's the ...... about this Poofhahaha," Xiao Hei just wanted to despise Xiaobai's joke and then thought about the joke and laughed instantly, this kid's laughter is low,
Bai Ze was also stunned for a moment, and then he also reacted: "It's okay, even if you pass with a fun one!" ”
"That's my turn," Mo Yuwen looked a little sad, he searched his stomach and didn't find a few jokes, after all, he didn't know that there would be a day when jokes would be useful, so he could only make up and say: "There is such a thing......"
Before Mo Yuwen finished speaking, Bai Ze, who had been staring at him from the beginning of his speech, laughed suddenly: "Hahahaha, it's so funny, you guys have passed." Before Mo Yuwen could react to anything, the three of them were grabbed by Bai Ze's claws and quickly flew to the shore, and when they landed, the three of them who were almost frozen out of their brains by the wind just watched the old maid Bai Ze run away, and at this time Mo Yuwen reacted to why Bai Ze laughed, Now his face has improved a little bit and has become 2.5D, but it looks as funny as wearing a clumsy mask, if the matter had ended here, Mo Yuwen might have laughed, but who knew that Bai Ze would come back soon, and then brought back a large group of strange beasts, only to hear Bai Ze loudly scolding the messy group of strange beasts: "Please line up and watch!" The latest good joke, one jade once, Tong Su is not bullied. Then all of a sudden, Mo Yuwen was watched, and then a large group of monsters laughed and lay on the ground, and then in Mo Yuwen's bewilderment, this group of monsters who came and went in a hurry like a neurotic left again. Just as the three of them were about to leave here, countless black figures of human figures fell from the sky like dumplings. Then I heard, "Ah, my waist!" "My feet!" "Who stepped on my hand!" "Who's ass get out of the way, I'm the son of the city lord! Do you want to live anymore? Words like that came from a hill of people.
At this time, the three of them remembered that they seemed to be listening to the old man's lecture in the city this time, could it be that these guys were all here to eavesdrop? At this time, Mo Yuwen's experience came into play, and he quietly hinted that Bai Jiahei also learned from him lying on the ground and pretending to be thrown down, and the witty two little ones decisively lay down the corpse. Soon a huge impact burst out from the bottom of the human mountain, and several embarrassed figures stood up, but the extraordinary momentum was not ordinary at first glance, but those guys who piled up on the human mountain and thought they had escaped let themselves fly again, Mo Yuwen saw several unlucky ones who seemed to fall directly into the river not far away, and they didn't even splash much, and they were no longer alive.
Soon the strong men began to look around and found that they had suddenly come to a strange place, but they did not panic, they believed that they could save themselves no matter what the situation, but this non-virtual world and the old man did not see it that way.
The old man from the outside world looked at the air in front of him, and asked kindly, "Are those people enough?" ”
"Let's make a living, it's quite troublesome to find an inheritor, but you really can't find those two little ones?" A gentle male voice sounded from in front of the old man.
"They don't suit your path, and I wouldn't object if you insist on trying." The old man still smiled: "Although you have taken the wrong path and cannot turn back, there is nothing wrong with your way, and I still have to learn more from you in terms of how to cultivate a young hero." ”
"But if it's wrong, it's wrong, if it weren't for this, we wouldn't end up where we are now, I just hope that our inheritors can take this as a warning, and by the way, we still need to borrow your strength." An indifferent phantom gradually emerged, and it could only be seen that it should be a man, but the specific image could not be seen clearly.
"Yes." The old man nodded, and the phantom stepped forward and fell behind the old man, and then disappeared from here as one with the old man, and in the world between the virtual and the real, a group of "candidates" waiting for the exam did not know what a terrible test they were going to experience.