Chapter 292: Pull out your nail clippers and fight to the death
"It's not ......" and "coffin" looked dusty, and they didn't care about quickly stopping the bleeding in their thighs, so anxious that tears were about to roll out, "Misunderstanding!" Isn't this all a misunderstanding! I want to know that it's you, the sword master, and I won't take this task even if I kill you......"
"Master Dao, you have always been a legend on the killer list, and you have always been elusive, and I didn't know you before!"
"The most important thing is, no, I just returned from two small missions in Africa, and I took this mission, and I didn't have time to investigate clearly! Really...... Master Dao, I'm also a victim! ”
"Really?" Zhao Xiaotian's expression was still indifferent, and he just asked in a deep voice, "I said, are you really so afraid of death?" Do you want to nod your face? ”
"As far as I know, don't you carry a coffin every time you go on an assassination mission? It shouldn't be, in this case, it's not the kind of ruthless character who is not afraid of death to play with his life, so he will carry a coffin in front of the enemy, or tie a black scarf on his head! In TV and movies, don't they all act like this? ”
"It's not...... Dao Ye, you misunderstood me again......" "Coffin" swallowed his saliva, "I carry the coffin, it's really not to show my determination to play with my life!" It's just that every time I do a task, I carry a coffin, and I am warning myself that I must not underestimate the enemy, and I must be cautious! ”
"I'm just telling myself that I can't make mistakes! If you successfully complete the task, you can sleep in the soft big bed with the beautiful girl, and if you make a mistake, you can only sleep in the coffin! ”
"Poof......" The corners of Zhao Xiaotian's mouth twitched.
This is a wonderful flower in the real Nima killer world!
Then he asked suspiciously, "I said, even if you are afraid of death, you shouldn't be!" You are also a master who has stepped into the middle level of the Nirvana Realm, and the strength of the group of people under you is also not weak! ”
"At least tonight, with the cooperation of your group of dogs, you will wait for an opportunity to attack, and it is not impossible to fight with me! If nothing else, you have at least a 60% chance of winning! ”
"Nope!" "Coffin" shook his head vigorously, "Master Dao, don't deliberately elevate me, I won't be fooled by you!" At best, a 30% chance of winning at most! ”
"Master Dao, can I go......" At this time, "Coffin" hurriedly asked tentatively, his eyes full of expectation and hope.
"What do you think?" Zhao Xiaotian's expression suddenly sank, and he asked coldly, and the "Hades Blade" in his hand rose slightly in the air.
"This ......" So for a while, the "coffin" was a little anxious, and the beads of sweat on his forehead fell down one by one, "Master Dao, I have already made it very clear, this is a misunderstanding, misunderstanding......"
A bloodthirsty sneer appeared at the corner of Zhao Xiaotian's mouth, "I believe you should also know my temper!" Move the knife in front of me, do you think you can still walk tonight? ”
"It's not ......" In an instant, the tears of the "coffin" fell down quickly.
His eyes grunted again, and he suddenly became serious, and his chest beat on the ground, "Misunderstanding!" Dao Ye, you misunderstood me again! How can I use a knife against you? You must be mistaken, dazzled, my knife is used to flatten the fruit! ”
When he touched his trouser pocket, he didn't have Pingguo on his body at all, so he quickly stammered and changed his words, "That's not right!" I'm shaving my nails! ”
Then he quickly took out the golden short knife from his waist, and quickly pretended to shave his nails twice, "Master Dao, you see, it's really a ...... for sharpening nails."
"I'm in a hurry, I want to go home! Really, there is chicken soup stewed at home, and the pot is about to burn out......"
"Do you really want to go home and drink chicken soup?" Zhao Xiaotian's expression changed, and he suddenly looked playful.
"Yes! I really want to! The "coffin" nodded vigorously, and suddenly rekindled hope for life.
"That's not impossible!" Zhao Xiaotian said seriously, "Give you two choices!" Or, you use this nail sharpening knife right now to continue fighting me and complete your unfinished assassination mission! Kill me on the spot, and you can swagger home and drink chicken soup! ”
"Or, I can write down your head first! But in a few days, you have to do me a favor and help me kill three people, and I can treat today's incident as if it didn't happen, and I can use your knife, which has taken more than a hundred lives, as a nail clipper! ”
"Kill three people? What are the three people? "Coffin" asked cautiously.
"I can't tell you yet! You'll know when the time comes......" Zhao Xiaotian smiled playfully.
"It's not...... Master Dao, are these three people good? The "coffin" was even more cautious, and hurriedly asked, "I don't want to die at your hands today, but die at someone else's hands in two days!" ”
"Master Dao, we are all brothers on the killer list, buddies, you can't harm me!"
"Don't worry! All three of them are scum, so good! Zhao Xiaotian nodded solemnly, "According to your strength, it will be a matter of minutes!" ”
"Really?" The "coffin" is still full of caution, and he always feels that his back is cold, and he has a feeling that he has been sold and has been repaid for the money, "That...... So since it's so easy to do, why don't you do it yourself? ”
"Of course, it's easy for me to do it myself!" Zhao Xiaotian frowned as if he was looking at an idiot, "But seeing that you are so anxious to go home and drink chicken soup, I have to find a reason to let you go!" Otherwise, if it spreads, your 'coffin' with a group of subordinates ran to me with nail clippers to make a gesture, but you didn't pay any price, and ran home to drink chicken soup, where do you let Lao Tzu's face go? ”
Spread his hands, "Then you still, pull out your nail clippers, let's fight to the death!" ”
"Nope! No! The "coffin" was suddenly frightened enough, and quickly shook his head, "What the sword master ordered, I will naturally go all out and never give up!" ”
Then he added, "By the way, Dao Ye, when the time comes, I'll help you get those scum, who are you going to do it with?" ”
"Me? I don't have anything to do with anyone, I'll cheer you on the side......" Zhao Xiaotian replied seriously, "Okay, hurry up and go home and drink chicken soup, don't say that the pot will burn out for a while, I'm afraid the house will burn up!" ”
"Really? Can I really go? In an instant, the "coffin" looked ecstatic and uncertain, and asked tentatively, "Then I'm really gone?" ”
"If you don't want to go, you can pull out your nail clippers......" Zhao Xiaotian replied coldly.
"Then don't worry, don't ...... don't need it" After the words were finished, the "coffin" still had the slightest hesitation, if he was amnestied, he would run away, "Although the Dao Master can rest assured, when the time comes, just give an order, don't talk about the three scum, even if it is three masters of the upper level of the mountain realm, I will ensure that it will be done properly for you!" ”
limped, and did not forget to carry his dark coffin. When he ran to the mouth of the alley and passed by Murong Ruxue, he didn't forget to greet her politely with a smile, "Good evening, goodbye, sister-in-law!" ”
Seeing that Zhao Xiaotian was stunned.
After a while, he muttered in a daze, "The smile is quite bright, and I don't know when the time comes, when you find out that what Lao Tzu wants you to kill is not three scumbags, but three top masters in the middle and upper levels of the Nirvana Realm, can you still laugh ......"