Chapter 89: Hu Yongqi
The origin of the name Hu Yongqi is, of course, because he used to be the third-generation bronze monster under the command of Hu Zuoyong, the gold-level patrol monster power leader in Yingjian Gorge, and the five silver monsters under Hu Zuoyong were named by the system, Hu Xiaoyue, Hu Xiaojun, Hu Xiaoman, Hu Xiaoyong, and Hu Xiaobing. These five silver monsters, the names of the bronze monsters under his hands, are the numbers of one, two, three, four, five to ten in the last word of the name of the superior leader, and Hu Yongqi ranks seventh under Hu Xiaoyong, so it is called Hu Yongqi.
Speaking of which, now whether it is Hu Zuoyong or Hu Xiaoyue, Hu Xiaoyong, and Hu Yongqi, all of them are 10-member captains under Miss Ding Mulian Ding, and their status is equal, and they are all Ding Mulian's younger brothers and sisters. Because Ding Mulian's forces are acquired and established spontaneously, they are not forces set by the innate system background, so the younger brothers and sisters under him have complex compositions, and their names are still the same old names, so there is no need to change their names and surnames.
At this time, Hu Yongqi had just finished chatting with a few little monsters with him, and when he heard Boss Ding call him, he immediately ran over and saluted: "Little monster Hu Yongqi, report to the beloved Boss Ding, who is wise and martial, wise, and kind and kind!" Please instruct Boss Ding! ”
On the side, Gou Xiaojian continued to spit and tell his bloody story: "In order to let me get out of the shadow of broken love, in order to let me completely cheer up and get out of the trough of life, my older brothers and sisters, younger brothers and sisters enthusiastically arranged a fourth blind date for me......"
On the side, Liu Chen and twenty or thirty Peach Blossom Valley monsters wiped the corners of their eyes with tears in their eyes, listening to the bloody sadomasochistic story of endless repetition of routines: "However, I don't know which goddamn bastard long-tongued woman sued me again from my bald sister of the Kan family, saying that I ......"
Ding Cheng shrugged at Hu Yongqi and said, "Yongqi, did you see it?" Liu Chen's two goods are here to listen to the story, and they are so fond of listening to it! , I really convinced him, I called him to tell the story, not to let him listen to the story, but to listen to such a bloody drama! What's so special is that it's still so endless, the old routines and old plots that are played in a loop again and again! ”
"You, take over here for me immediately, I want to see you control the situation in three seconds, and in five minutes, you will give me a clear understanding of these crooked melons and bad dates and the details of the boss!"
"The mobs obey! Please rest assured that the beloved boss Ding, who is wise and martial, wise, and kind, the little monster will definitely complete the task victoriously! ”
Ding Cheng nodded and said, "Do it well, I believe in this seat, you can do it!" ”
After speaking, Ding Cheng turned around and left, this Hu Yongqi can deal with a wave of monsters in just two minutes, eloquence and wit are of course first-class, and they are outstanding among the big and small bosses of the Ding family, although the design department of the game company did not set a high starting point for him, but it must have set him a super high potential, intelligence and action.
Hu Yongqi slapped his slap a few times, interrupting Gou Xiaojian's endless story, and also attracting the attention of Liu Chen and the monsters of Peach Blossom Valley to himself.
"I'm so sorry, folks, but allow me to interrupt your conversation for a moment!" Hu Yongqi smiled fiercely, with a warm spring breeze on his face: "Gou Xiaojian's story is very exciting, but it is too sad, we Peach Blossom Valley villagers, life is not free, unhappy, working overtime every day, but the money is not earned, a year's salary and benefits, plus overtime pay, after removing the maintenance costs, the money saved is not much, everyone can only buy three or five packs of cigarettes a month, and all are inferior cigarettes, buy one or two bottles of wine a month, and all are inferior wine, buy two or three packs of melon seeds and peanuts a month, It's all spoiled and moldy......"
"Everyone lives so hard, and then listens to such sad and sad stories, it is purely looking for abuse. Everyone said, isn't this the truth? ”
The scene was silent. The more sadomasochistic the bloody drama, the more tear-jerking it is, and the flirtatious people are anxious to hear the finale, hoping that the screenwriters, directors, and authors who are full of routines can give a happy ending to the happy ending of the lover's final marriage, but unfortunately, if happy love becomes a positive result, who will watch the plot later? Therefore, the author, screenwriter, and director of this sadomasochistic dog blood story will not let your audience get their wish, it must be that the protagonist of the sadistic story dies and lives, and the more first-person the protagonist's story, the more so.
For a while, Gou Xiaojian was talking, and the story was interrupted, and the twenty or thirty listeners at the scene, including Liu Chen, were eager to know the plot behind, and they were also very dissatisfied with Hu Yongqi's behavior of inserting advertisements, at this time, the scene was a little embarrassing, and Hu Yongqi felt extremely unhappy from the impatient eyes of the audience.
"The story of this fellow is very sad, and it is really touching to listen to. However, I said fellow villagers, I want to do a survey here and ask you, fellow villagers, how many of you have become relatives? How many fellows did you talk to? How many single fellows do no one want? ”
Suddenly, ten local monsters in Peach Blossom Valley said, "I'm married!" ”
Ten more Peach Blossom Valley monsters raised their hands and said, "I have a partner!" ”
Eight more monsters raised their hands and said, "None of us want it!" ”
Hu Yongqi nodded and asked the ten monsters who had become relatives: "You have become fellow villagers, I want to interview, are you happy in marriage?" ”
"Not happy!"
"Oh, why not be happy?"
"I'm too busy at work, I have to work overtime late every day, I don't have my own personal time, I am tired of my daily tasks, and after work, I am not in the mood to press the road with my lover and watch the peach blossom ......"
"I don't have enough money, I want my lover to eat something good, smoke a few good cigarettes, and drink two sips of good wine, but I don't have the money to buy ......"
Hu Yongqi asked the ten monsters who had talked to each other: "What about you?" How long have you been talking to someone? Why haven't you gotten married yet? ”
"I don't have a lot of money financially, I don't have time to spend with my lover, and the boss hasn't negotiated the matter of exchanging our relatives......"
"So what is the reason why you are single dogs who have no partner so far?"
"Alas! It's not that there is no money and no time to talk about the object! The work is so hard, the boss has a slam on the door, people look at my current situation, there is no development prospects, full of falling limit stocks! Who's going to go down? ”
As soon as a few questions were asked, Hu Yongqi took control of the situation, and made a big fuss about the unsatisfactory emotional life of the monsters here, extending from emotional problems to economic problems, and from economic problems to system problems, public security problems, and social problems.
Not far away, Ding Cheng glanced back, and saw that Hu Yongqi was really in control of the situation, frowning and shaking his head: "This Liu Chen, it's simply useless!" It's addictive to listen to a story, it's too self-control, it's really in vain that the game company set such a high starting point for him! ”