Chapter 15: The Slug Immortal is looking for her husband
The art of shadow clones.
Xiao Ming lifted the three heads and six arms, and separated into six clones.
"Send me to the sky." Xiao Ming commanded.
"Okay." One of the doppelgangers grabbed Xiao Ming and threw him into the sky.
"Mu Dun. The art of all cloth bags. Seeing Xiao Ming rushing to the sky, the pillar subconsciously wanted to stop Xiao Ming.
Boom~
Several huge wooden palms appeared on the ground, suppressing Xiang Xiao Ming with the momentum of suppressing Sun Monkey in the same way that Da Ri Rulai suppressed.
"Humph! Rest. Xiao Ming's several clones cooperated perfectly, and they escaped from the blockade of the Cloth Bag Technique. After all, this technique is used to deal with tailed beasts and giant psychic beasts, and it is not suitable for dealing with people.
"Pillars, let's show you what a ninja bomber is!" Xiao Ming channeled a few hydrogen capsules from the scroll and tied them to him, so that he would not fall, and he was still slowly rising.
"Explosion is art."
"Tremble. Between columns. Xiao Ming channeled balloons full of hydrogen from the scroll, added some water to them, increased the weight, and then threw them from the sky.
Boom boom boom~
A hydrogen sac fell from the sky and then exploded, and Xiao Ming didn't deliberately aim at the column, and directly carried out an indiscriminate sweep.
After a while, a few kilometers below Xiao Ming were blown into ruins.
"Bastard Xiao Ming, he actually has such a powerful technique." Pillar grumbled as he fled.
At this moment, a voice came: "Stop, ThunderClan boy, I won't teach you immortal arts if you continue like this."
"Slug Immortals?" Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that the movement between himself and the pillar was too big, which alarmed the slug immortals.
"The slug immortals won't hold grudges like the toads in Miaomu Mountain, right?" Xiao Ming hurriedly stopped the bombing, reduced the number of hydrogen air bags on his body, and slowly descended from the sky.
"Bastard Xiao Ming." The pillars were embarrassed, in tatters, and they were looking at Xiao Ming who fell from the sky with an unhappy face.
"Wait for me." As soon as Xiao Ming landed, he instantly walked in the direction where the voice of the slug immortal came from, and the pillars behind him also followed.
"This is the Slug Immortal? It's really big. Xiao Ming, who came over in an instant, looked at the slug immortal lying in the mud puddle in front of him in shock and raised his head
Xiao Ming couldn't see how tall it was for the time being, but it was at least 100 meters long, which was three times the size of the blue whale.
"I've seen Lord Slug." Xiao Ming bowed and saluted.
"Hmmm! Wonderful human child. The slug immortal nodded in response, and then said to Xiao Ming: "I already know about you, there is no problem in teaching you immortal arts, it's just that I..."
"Lord Slug needs the kid to do his best to talk casually, and the kid will definitely live up to the trust." Xiao Ming said immediately. How is it possible to ask for help without paying?
"This..."The slug immortal groaned for a while, and slowly blushed a little, yes, the slug immortal, which was bigger than the blue whale, actually blushed, "I... I think..."
"What?" Xiao Ming looked at the slug immortal in front of him in a daze, "Lord slug, what did you say?" Excuse me, be louder, I didn't hear clearly. ”
"I... I just want you to find me a husband. After saying that, the slug immortal buried his head in the mud puddle and did not lift it, looking shy.
"Nima..."
Find a husband...
A husband...
Husband...
Xiao Ming is messy in the wind, what a husband.
"What iniquity have I done! I just came out and met a female devil who inexplicably wanted to torture me to death; Half Moon, this dead, wants to anal me even more; The slug, which was bigger than a prehistoric beast, asked me to find a husband for it. Xiao Ming wanted to cry without tears.
"Lord slug..."Xiao Ming shouted.
"......" did not respond.
"Gotcha! Looking at the situation, if I don't find you a husband, you won't teach me immortal arts. "Xiao Ming can see it.
The big toad immortal is saying that the so-called big master asked the slug immortal to teach him immortal arts. But when the slug immortal will teach is in the hands of others, teaching today is teaching, and teaching in fifty years will also be teaching, can Xiao Ming afford to wait?
Tang Seng went to the west to learn scriptures, and Ananda and Jiaye clearly wanted benefits; If you come to give Guanyin gold, tight, and forbidden three hoops, it is for Guanyin to be used by Tang Seng's three apprentices. But what about Guanyin? In addition to using a tightening spell for Sun Wukong, the other two were used for the black bear spirit and the red boy respectively, isn't this just a kickback.
Not everyone is the protagonist of the times, and everything good falls on him. Naruto and Tsuruma can be the protagonists of the two eras, and that's because there is the next generation of the Six Dao Immortals behind the family, and he is a person with a background.
For no reason, why should people help you? There is a reward for what you pay, this is the truth of the world.
"Why did the slug immortal ask me to find a husband for it?" For the strange requirements of the slug immortals, Xiao Ming could only reluctantly accept them.
"First of all, there are many ninja beasts in the three holy lands, Miaomu Mountain and Longdi Cave, and there are no psychic toad immortals and white snake immortals to fight directly at all. And only the Wet Bone Forest summons the clone of the Slug Immortals, which means that the Wet Bone Forest may only have a slug immortal as a ninja beast, in other words, the Slug Immortals have no clansmen, and it can be said that they have no descendants. ”
"No offspring? So the slug immortals want to breed offspring? Xiao Ming guessed in his heart and smoothed things out little by little.
"Wow! What a big slug! At this moment, a silly voice came from among the pillars.
Xiao Ming was speechless, isn't this scolding a shemale in front of a eunuch.
"Hmmm! Slug? Slugs? That's right! Slug isn't a slug! It's like a shelled snail, and the snail is hermaphroditic! Then slugs may also be hermaphroditic. Ignoring the curious left and right looks between the pillars, Xiao Ming suddenly realized.
Unlike earthworms, the hermaphroditism of a snail is not capable of asexual reproduction. Two pairs. Of course, there is no distinction between male and female. It's just that the two snails are pleasing to the eye, snapping each other, everyone is happy, and they can all get pregnant.
The question Xiao Ming has figured it out, but the key is that the slug immortal is so big, where can I find a slug that can be paired with it?
"Lord Slug, what do you want from your husband? Must be as tall and mighty as you are? Xiao Ming asked. If he had to find a big one, he really couldn't help it.
"No... No, I... I can use a doppelganger, but... But it must... Strong enough. The voice of the slug immortal came in a hurry.
"It's fine." Xiao Ming breathed a sigh of relief.
"Huh! This slug can talk, is it a ninja beast? Pillar asked curiously.
"yes!" Xiao Ming replied angrily.
I thought I would be able to learn immortal art soon, but who knew that the slug immortal would give him such a play.
"This is the scroll of my slug clan, after you sign a contract on it, you can summon my clone and use reverse spiritism to come to the Wet Bone Forest, if you want to go back, you can go back by using reverse spiritism in the Wet Bone Forest." The slug immortal in the mud pit spat out a large scroll and commanded.
"Thank you, Lord Slug." Xiao Ming thanked him and asked, "Can I pass on the spiritism to others?" ”
"Yes."
"Thank you, Lord Slug."
Xiao Ming took out the psychic scroll for a blood contract. Then let the pillars also sign the blood contract, and as soon as they heard that they could go back after signing the contract, the pillars signed it immediately.
"Goodbye, Lord Slug." Xiao Ming was anxious to find a husband for the slug immortal to learn immortal arts, and Zhuma was anxious to go back to the clan to refer, and the two of them said goodbye to the slug immortal and then used reverse spiritism to return to the ninja world.
As soon as Xiao Ming came out of the Wet Bone Forest, he met two people who he didn't want to see the most.
Half Moon, Female Devil.
However, what Xiao Ming didn't expect the most was that the two of them did something earth-shattering.
What's the shocking thing?
They actually dug up the ancestral grave of the Thousand Hands Clan, and Xiao Ming speculated that this cemetery was the grave of the Six Dao Immortals.