"I like big breasts." Yanyun pine nuts.

True, it didn't take much thought to answer the host's question almost out of thin air.

After hearing this, the audience suddenly fell silent.

Yes!

Many of the violators also lowered their heads, silently glanced at their soft chest muscles, and began to think about life.

Little fairies like big breasts?

Could it be ...... Could it be ...... Could it be that the little fairy likes the kind of muscular hunk with pectoralis major muscles?

I'll go!

It turns out that the taste of crazy young people is the kind of European and American tough guy style?

It's over, it's over, it's over, how can a dead house like yourself go to the gym to build muscles!

Basically, all male fans are thinking about this in their heads, and it has also quickly extended to buying gym annual cards, making fitness plans, and asking gym ladies for QQ.

As for female fans, about half of them are eye-catching!

Like big breasts?

Could it be that you mean this kind of yourself?

Could it be that the little fairy likes ...... Girl?

Wow!

That's so exciting!

……

After hearing this answer, the beautiful host was also stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly showed an excited mood: "Could it be that the crazy young teacher likes girls?" ”

Hearing the host's subconscious question, under the stage, countless dead houses also raised their heads instantly.

That's right!

If you like big breasts, you don't necessarily have to say the pectoralis major muscles of men!

Perhaps, the little fairy likes girls?

If that's the case, that's wonderful, lily, and what could be purer and more exciting than a lily?

However.

Just when Yanyun Songzi was about to answer, the host also realized that his question just crossed the line, so he hurriedly said, "I'm sorry! Crazy young teacher, I just lost my words. We move on to the next Weibo question......"

Cut, what's the big deal.

But! Lily is such a thing, it's really not good to be public.

Thinking of this, Yanyun Songzi winked at the beautiful host in front of him, "If you're curious, I can answer you privately in a while~"

"Hmm!" The beautiful hostess nodded hurriedly.

Seduction, this is definitely naked seduction!

Long Zi was off the stage, watching her sister flirting with her sister in front of her in front of her openly, and her mood was indescribably complicated.

This is the same as seeing your wife chatting with other men openly, but you can't go up to interrupt them, you can only feel the heart-rending pain, like falling in love with a wild horse and growing a grassland on top of your head.

Long Zi also suddenly felt that a sudden green hat was put on his head, and the most terrifying thing was that you didn't know how many hats it was.

……

After that, all kinds of Weibo problems, basically, also gave people a very perverted feeling.

Actually, the content of the question has been reorganized by the beautiful host, which is quite normal. But! The host can't change the Weibo name of other fans' fans to you, and as a result, every time you ask a question, the Weibo name of that fan can always cause the shock of passers-by.

For example, what is "Xiaobai who was violated by Crazy Shao", "I want to be a slave to the little fairy", "Crazy Shao scolds me" and the like......

"Dad, there are so many people over there! Belch...... What is the host talking about? ”

"Mom! Let's go, baby, don't look over there, there's a bunch of perverts over there! ”

……

"Mom, what do you mean by 'violation'?"

"Good son, ...... That...... Like! Yeah! That's what it means to like! …… You don't need to touch this kind of thing anyway, you don't have to understand. ”

"Violation...... Do you just like it? That, Mom, I'm ......."

"Shut up !!!"

……

"Dead old man, I'm not ashamed to look at a little girl when I'm old!"

"Stinky woman, you don't care so much! I'll see what's going on! Moreover, men like little girls no matter how old they are, what's wrong with that? ”

"Just you, a dead old man, and a man, I see, it's almost no different from a eunuch......"

"Stinky bitch, you, stop talking!"

……

Of course!

The main task of the signing meeting is to sign autographs for fans. In fact, because there are too many fans present, the autograph task will occupy the most time in this signing event, even if it is a pine nut signed in two seconds, only 30 can be signed in one minute, 1800 in an hour, and at this time, there are more than 10 fans gathered in the cultural square, and the queen of the special music scene has a concert, all people......

Therefore, Songzi had to end the question session early, move a small stool, and go to sign autographs for the fans in line. Of course, even so, one thing is certain, and that is that most fans may not get autographs.

As for whether those autographed books of "Anxiety Relief Grocery Store" will be sold at exorbitant prices on the Internet in the future, it is not worth caring about.

……

Under a small shed in the center of the Cultural Square.

Yanyun Songzi sat behind the table, holding the pen, waiting for the fans to come up one by one to sign autographs.

In this kind of signing meeting, sometimes fans will put forward some small wishes, depending on whether the writer is willing to fulfill them.

For example, the first young lady who came up to sign the book put the book in front of the pine nut table.

Then he asked with a pitiful face: "Little fairy, can you hug me~"

It is worth mentioning that the appearance of this young lady can indeed be scored 7 points, out of 10 points.

So!

Yes!

Songzi was very open-minded and said, "Okay! No problem! ”

The two hugged each other.

"Wow, little fairy, you're so nice!"

"Because I've always loved my fans, I'll do my best to fulfill your little wishes." Songzi looked at the smile of this young lady and said sincerely.

Then, the second fan is a dead otaku with glasses.

Why is he said to be a dead house, because he can wear out the pain shirt printed with Mikoto Misaka's picture in a grand manner, this is not what a dead house is! Look at this person's painful shirt, Sister Pao, whose clothes are about to be stripped naked, Songzi is shocked, and I also think in my heart, what about this person's shame? Are her fans so shameless?

"Little fairy, may I ask, that, that, can you hug me?" The otaku stammered, looking particularly nervous.

"I can't." Yanyun Songzi said, signing the mad boy on his book, and then didn't raise his head, "Next." ”

"......" otaku.

I'll go!

Little fairy, are you so nakedly discriminatory?

……

In fact, there were more than 5,000 people who bought the book, but this signing lasted until the evening, and in total, more than 1,000 people managed to get the crazy few autographs.

Of course, there are many reasons for this!

For example, many fans will ask small questions or make small wishes that are easy to fulfill. It's easy to drag on time.

Although, Songzi has always refused the wishes of male fans in seconds, especially those wishes such as "crazy less scolding me", who are these people, it's simple, give me how far and how far to roll!

However, the signing session was still delayed until more than six o'clock in the evening, and it was not over.

And when Songzi signed autographs for fans, Longzi also took advantage of his sister's inattention, secretly took his mobile phone and sent a text message.

……

Let's explain Arashi's side again.

, she queued for hours, but the signing session was over, and she didn't even get in line!

Exercise! There are a lot of little Bichi in front of her, and they have shamelessly put forward a lot of requirements to the crazy little fairy, if it weren't for their lot of shit, she should just be able to take her turn!

Alas~

We need the little fairy's milk for comfort.

Then, Minglan found that she suddenly received a text message from a stranger on her mobile phone.

"Something, the date time is advanced, just seven o'clock tonight, how about it?"

Minglan didn't know this unfamiliar mobile phone number, but as soon as she looked at the content, she understood that this was originally sent by the "giant C-root beautiful boy" who seduced her little wife!

Bring your appointment forward to today? Isn't it a good tomorrow?

Never mind!

Nothing to do on weekends anyway!

So, she replied, "Okay, then I'll be over in a moment!" ”